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I'm just this guy, you know?
That moment when you realize you made a #SpicyDickMilk joke in front of 2 million people, and only 1100 people could actually get it.
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wilw
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Awesome hour and twenty minutes is in the books. Thanks for coming and enduring my dirty jokes.
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Backstage, getting ready for my Awesome Hour at #phxcc Only mildly terrified, a big improvement over shitting-myself-terrified as usual.
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Further evidence that I am easily amused. http://t.co/PVoySnzqen
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Mama TARDIS and baby Dalek. http://t.co/h8hWwmTVrk
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This is the best Iron Man cosplay I've ever seen. http://t.co/afB1Wd1QCm
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It's 100° outside, but it's so cold in the convention, I had to buy a hoodie. #nerdworldproblems
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I am easily amused. http://t.co/aL7qgvgpTN
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Frak yes @LAKings!! #TeamHorseMask was with you, all the way from Arizona. http://t.co/eQTteXjLL4
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Vvvvooooooooyyyyyyyynnnnnoooovvvvvvvvv!!!
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wilw
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Not actually in a parking lot, but when given that option? Come on. I had to.... (Inversion IPA) http://t.co/ZvUbe53tfQ
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Noooooooooooo! That bottle had two weeks until retirement! http://t.co/93SLtay0d1
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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ATTENTION PHOENIX COMICON: You have 24 hours to prepare your Sparks McGee cosplay for my enjoyment. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Station Ident - Wil Wheaton dot NEt http://t.co/fFCg5Lui1u
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For me, the conversation between my Space Mom and her Space Daughter In Law is the best thing about today. http://t.co/ScGr6r47H8
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Today's shirt.woot is really great. #TheMoreYouKnow
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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And that's what happens when you only play one period of playoff hockey, Kings.
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I just can't hate the Sharks the way I hate the Ducks or the Coyotes. I want my team to win, but I respect the Sharks.
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The Kings just tied the game! #ShutupIKnowFuckingGoddamnFastWhistleRefs
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#TeamHorseMask is done fucking around. Score some goddamn goals, Kings. http://t.co/K2owtuQ4Cp
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Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCo — http://t.co/NX1arqajGY #photo
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I'm so angry with the Kings right now, I could be a Goliath in Borderlands 2.
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"My team's forechecking well and generating some momentum. Better take an offensive-zone penalty." -Colin Fraser
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Okay, @LAKings, #TeamHorseMask is here to inspire you. LETS DO THIS! http://t.co/R4izhafrku
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Okay, #TeamHorseMask tried to let the Kings do it on their own in the first, and we all saw how that went. We'll be ready for the second.
wilw
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So it turns out that The Sharks came to play tonight. It would be nice if The Kings decided to join them.
wilw
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"Hey, let's just leave Burns completely unchecked in the slot. What's the worst that can happen?" -The Kings Defense.
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HOLY HELL MATT GREENE IS IN FOR THE @LAKINGS TONIGHT!!! This makes #TeamHorseMask very happy. GO KINGS!!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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Worked real hard on a secret project, so I'm rewarding myself by #homebrewing a Cascadian Dark Ale.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Of all the pointless things to argue about, the pronunciation of GIF is one of my faves. #SomebodysWrongOntheInternet
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"The creators of the format pronounced GIF with a soft 'G' /ˈdʒɪf/ as in 'gin'." http://t.co/B1dSFGL7wm
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I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to
wilw
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TIL the part of the Venn Diagram where Stand By Me and Game of Thrones fans overlaps is smaller than I thought it was. :/
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Just because I'm listening to Random Access Memories on repeat doesn't mean I have a problem. I can quit whenever I want to.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
"Man, autotune makes everything awesome, especially commercials!" - No one, ever.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
That said, Jack Gleeson does an absolutely sensational job creating a character we hate. Let's not confuse the two. #VoiceOfExperience
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Charities are soliciting donations for OKC tornado victims. I suggest homework at http://t.co/didT5etsPn so you know who you're giving to
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me, 3 hours ago: I have got to lay off the spicy food. Me 5 minutes ago: OMG CHIPOTLE CHILIS IN MY DINNER OMNOMNOM.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I can't tell you what I'm working on, or what I saw today that's part of it, but HOLY HELL WAS IT AMAZING.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
40 year-old me reacts to the sound of the UPS truck the way 9 year-old me reacted to the sound of the ice cream truck.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Boy the double OT Pens and Sens was really intens.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Anne is hanging out with her friend tonight, and I am being a good husband by not watching Game of Thrones without her.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Boy, I am really paying the iron price for all the jalapeños I ate yesterday. #IRegretNothing
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This never gets old. http://t.co/ABcUFaiWCK
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Found a bottle in the back of my cellar, and it's still magnificent. — Drinking a Lukcy Basartd Ale — http://t.co/w6aD9F0cuu
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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Are you fucking kidding me?! A fucking offensive zone fucking penalty with 3 fucking seconds left before fucking overtime? Fucking fuck!
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Great Caesar's Ghost that hit by Stuart on Williams was epic. That was some 1977 Flyers quality leveling right there.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Err, Toffoli, rather. I got so excited I misspelled the young lad's name. I am ever so sorry, and regret the egregious error. #PipPip
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Don't usually think "session beer" when having a saison, but this one's tasty. — Drinking a Saison Diego — http://t.co/5lz3zCETqq
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIFFOLI!! GOAL! BAM! #TeamHorseMask #GOKINGSGO #WHYAREWEYELLING #BECAUSEITSTHECUP
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Nolan has officially joined #TeamHorseMask. LETS GO @LAKINGS! http://t.co/owRka0ZcyA
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#TeamHorseMask is getting ready for tonight's #LAKings game! #gokingsgo!!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Thank you to everyone who offered answers/advice/help with my oddly-specific #homebrew question. I posted an update: http://t.co/F3xnWaysGD
wilw
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@Alyssa_Milano Vegas has some of my money. If you see it while you're there, would you bring it back for me?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I have a relatively complex question about apparent attenuation in r/Homebrewing, if anyone can help me out: http://t.co/F3xnWaysGD
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I'm just this guy, you know?
In an ironic footnote to the story, the chicken wing Scott had was only a hot wing and not the super fire hot wing he had ordered.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
While I was making my eggs, I think I managed to aerosolize and weaponize Tapatió. *cough* *cough*
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
@feliciaday Anne is the exact same way. It's like me in the electronics section.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: What do you want to do about dinner tonight? Anne: Let's go get burritos. Me: Buh--ree--toes? Anne: Yep. Me: SLOTH LOVE ANNE.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Went to dermatologist. Turns out that suspicious mole I had that scared the hell out of me was totally normal. #NaddaTumah
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Oh god. No. MT @AntDeRosa: @gigaom reports Yahoo worried Facebook could sweep in at the last minute to buy Tumblr http://t.co/HjkZu6Se4g
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Spotted in the wild: Simpsons did it! http://t.co/HLaYb3356S
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I think I set off car alarms for ten blocks around my house, I cheered so loud. #LAKings
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Do you like apples San Jose Sharks!?!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! WooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOO #GOKINGSGO!!!!!
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CMVKISMVFEKLFENELFVU VJDSINCNFIRIDMD. SSSSJJSCNDKFNDECKJSLDVNKLERGV VBBB128485'sk aaahhhhhhhh WOOOOOO FRAK YES @LAKINGS GGGOOOOAAALLLLLLL
wilw
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Okay, @lakings, #teamhorsemask is here for you. #believe http://t.co/MemaGEF0t4
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Kopitar back on the ice for #LAKings, #becauseitsthecup
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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Oh fuck. Hope Kopitar is okay and can get back in this game. But mostly I hope he's okay. #teamhorsemask4kopi
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm #TeamHorseMask and #LAKings 4 LYFE DOGG, but holy hell was that great passing by the Sharks to get that goal.
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GGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL#LAKINGS WOOOOO!!!! #TeamHorseMask
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Goes well with the #LAKings game. #gokingsgo — Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCo — http://t.co/dF1avlQKLm
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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#LAKings! RT @AnneWheaton: Horseception.
#TeamHorseMask http://t.co/rWmiQs8U9o
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#TeamHorseMask #gokingsgo http://t.co/xAac2ZOGRo
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Cccccaaaarrrrrrttttteeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!! EFF YEAH @LAKINGS
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I'm just this guy, you know?
And if you like that shit, tough guy, find the Buddy RIch tapes and Red's Tube Bar. I had that on cassette in the 90s and it kills me.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
If you have the means to listen to the first Jerky Boys album, even if you've heard it before, get on that. It's as fun now as it was then.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I'll bring all my glasses, and my shoes. So I have them.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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I went to the Empire State Building and because of these glasses I can't SEE, Goddammit!
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