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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
Right now, I am watching a spaceship deploy solar panels... IN REAL TIME. FROM SPACE. This is a thing I am seeing in my lifetime.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
Dear Humanity: You can do amazing things when you work hard, and you work together. Love, Wil #DragonLaunch
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
Sherlock, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire... okay, never mind. Turns out I'm in the TV shop every Wednesday.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
That simile escalated quickly, like a vicious cockfight among newsmen.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
That said, there are some shows, like Eureka, Leverage, Big Bang Theory, and Game of Thrones that are on my weekly pull list.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
Realized tonight that I don't watch new TV, because I have so many unwatched seasons on DVD or Netflix. I'm the Waits For Trades Guy of TV.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
The LA sports media is as surprised to learn we have a hockey team here as that team's fans are that they're one game from the Cup finals.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
There's no basement in the Alamo, crying in baseball, or Dana... only Zuul.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
My Monk in Diablo 3 is so bad ass, when she punches people THEY EXPLODE.
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
If you enjoyed our Ticket To Ride episode on #tabletop, you may like to know that the game is CURRENTLY FREE in the App store. Yay!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
looking at this shouldn't be as cool as it is, but it's downright exciting to me. #sciencenerd #Eclipse http://t.co/rNqh8MH3
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
OMG YOU GUYS OBAMA IS TAKING THE SUN AWAY AND ONLY TED NUGENT CAN SAVE US!
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Made a pinhole eclipse viewer thingy, from an elementary school memory, and used it just now. Thanks, science teachers of my youth!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
Clever of Shane Doan to keep putting the @LAKings on the power play, thereby pretty much guaranteeing they won't score for two minutes.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
RT @frozenroyalty: #lakings knew that #phoenixcoyotes would come out with their best effort. They have not responded well.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Oh Dave Tippett is saying the eff word again... Maybe the @LAKings aren't out of this game, after all!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
The @LAKings are playing like they stayed up as late as I did last night.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
My friend Cal brought this. My friend @ckwright says, "Why can't all beer taste like this?! " http://t.co/n03ZDWWX
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
My friend Martin brought this beer to game day. Oh. Em. Gee. It's amazing. http://t.co/qmnGgM2P
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Playing Eclipse for the first time. I'm the Klingons. http://t.co/9PPq0pGV
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm not the only nerd who pretends that the burrowing beasts in Diablo 3 are fantasy Zerg, right?
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Los Angeles beckons the teenagers to come to her on busses.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
What the f-- where did the last four hours go? Oh, right, Diablo 3.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Not gonna lie to you, Marge: it turns out that I missed Inventory Tetris.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Dog: BARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARK! Squirrel: Lollerskates. Me: Go inside. Dog: WHY? Me: I'm moderating you, and banning him with the hose.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Dog: OMG DAT SQUIRREL! Me: Dude, it's trolling you. Ignore it. Squirrel: U mad, dog? Dog: ZOMG BARKBARKBARKBARK! Me: Don't feed the trolls!
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Dog: A SQUIRREL! DO SOMETHING! Me: Uh. Dog: NEVER MIND I'LL DO IT. BARKBARKBARK! Squirrel: Let me show you the number of fucks I don't give.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Afternoon link to the new #Tabletop with @colinferg, my wife Anne, and our friend Amy. We played Ticket To Ride! https://t.co/TBzNiOlW
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: Okay! I finally have time to play Diablo 3! D3: You have passed the login level. Me: YES! D3: The server will reboot in 3 minutes.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
New #Tabletop! Ticket to Ride with @ColinFerg, my wife Anne, and our friend Amy! http://t.co/1ywwEsqJ
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Because it's an FAQ: New episodes of #Tabletop on @GeekandSundry usually go online around 10am Pacific on release day. (Today!)
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: Why do you keep trying to run through every door I close? Cat: I'M INDIANA JONES! Me: You're a cat. Cat: QUIET, SHORT ROUND!
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
ICYMI - I made a Mitt Romney Venn Diagram: http://t.co/Fnr9xVUp
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
@Alyssa_Milano I saw you on TV and was all, "Hey! I know her!" and then I was jealous that you got to go to the game.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
KINGS WIN! KINGS WIN! @LAKINGS WIN! http://t.co/4ZDWD2Dm
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
LOL! Touché! RT @Hockeyvamp: @wilw Whoever is the diving coach for Brown should secure his spot on the Olympic diving team
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Whoever the Cross Checking coach is for the Coyotes is doing a bang up job.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I wish Darren Pang would just French kiss Shane Doan and get it over with.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!! @LAKings
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
RT @BaileyLAKings: We need to BE LOUDER!!!!!!! #GoKingsGo BE LOUDER AND #Believe!!! #GoKINGS!!!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I mean, except for the part where I played goal for six years, and held season tickets from 87-94, I am TOTALLY on a Kings hockey bandwagon.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
My favorite thing about this game is how Tippet is always clearly saying "fuck" whenever the camera is on him.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
RT @Irish_Eric: "@wilw come on Wesley what do you know about hockey!? Jump on band wagons much?" ... Yeah. You nailed me. Bravo.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Man, @LAKings play better short handed than they do on the power play!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I really think Mike Smith is a dickhead, but holy shit is he a good goalie.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Smith is using one of the most bullshit delaying tactics ever. Assclown shouldn't even be eligible for this game. Scumbag.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Come on, Kings! Get it together and play this game!
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Imagine how unstoppable the @LAKings would be if they had a powerplay that did ... anything. #FireKompon
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
I made a Mitt Romney Venn Diagram: http://t.co/Fnr9xVUp
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wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
I. Love. This! RT @sarahnbay: .@TheBloggess signing a picture of @wilw signing a picture of @wilw collating paper. http://t.co/Ax6Oo6Fy
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Just did a two hour interview for the TNG Blu-ray. OMG, you guys. The documentary is going to be AMAZING.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Just in case you haven't heard enough of me talking about hockey, here's me and @colinferg talking about hockey: http://t.co/DMftW63j
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Celebrating the @LAKings victory and American Craft Brewing Week with a Green Tea IPA from @stonebrewingco. All is right with the world.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
KINGS WIN! KINGS WIN! *wilflail.gif* @LAKINGS WIN!!! http://t.co/5qycCc52
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
And now, Bob Miller and @jimfox19 on Fox Sports West
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
GAME TWO BELONGS TO THE @LAKINGS! Shutout for Quick and a hat trick for Carter! GO KINGS GO!! #Believe!!!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
BREAKING NEWS: @LAKings respond to Coyotes' play, dress Dave "The Hammer" Schultz and the Hansen Brothers for game three.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
NATURAL HAT TRICK FOR JEFF CARTER! GO @LAKINGS!!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Hanzal better get suspended for that hit on Brown. Christ, that was a dangerous play.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
RT @mattygreek19: @wilw clearly u dont watch much hockey and are biased as much as nbc // Ah ha! Ahahahahaa! Yes, clearly.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
In other news, I don't know where these @lakings were all season, but I love that they showed up when they did!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Pang just implied that Lewis turned away from Pangs hero Doan, and now "we have to feel for Shane Doan" who got the boarding major.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
.@missbromstein I apologize for the people who don't understand humor who are being lame to you. FWIW, I thought it was funny and silly.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
PAAAAANNNNNCAAAAAAAKEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! #LAKings
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
NBC announcers: "Kings with a breakaway! He shoots, and... Guys, what is your favorite thing about Shane Doan?"
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
It's going to be pretty @lakings-o-riffic here for the rest of the night, so you may want to UNFOLLOW me for.. Hahaha it auto-cap'd unfollow
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Ohhh wait. I get what's going on. Without Crosby to endlessly fawn over, NBC needed someone, so they drew Shane Doan out of a hat.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I'm just this guy, you know?
I wish Tumblr would take the time and energy they're spending trying to scare me away from Missing e, and use it to make an HD iPad app.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Celebrating day two of American Craft Brewing Week. With my #homebrew version of @StoneBrewingCo's Arrogant Bastard Ale. I'm not worthy!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I secured permission to post this picture of the audiobook I'm voicing today. http://t.co/NCFoFvd2
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
...then he says, "No one will believe you," and he walks away.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Clearly, my dog is having a rough morning. #SeamusWheaton http://t.co/2NZYXmTj
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I won't be playing Diablo 3 at midnight, because I have to get up at 6 for work... but tomorrow night? LOOK THE FUCK OUT, DIABLO 3.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
That "is the computer plugged in, sir?" moment that you twitter to nearly 2 million people. *facepalm.jpg*
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Oh, I can buy D3 from http://t.co/A32y7RXe. I am an idiot for not knowing that. Move along, nothing to see here.
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Goddammit, Blizzard, Y U NO LET ME BUY DIABLO III AS DOWNLOAD?! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Celebration of American Craft Brewing Week continues with @dogfishbeer's URKONTiNeNT. (OMG DAT BEER.)
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Kicking off American Craft Brewing Week with a Cali-Belgique IPA from @StoneBrewingCo, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: Stop farting. Dog: FARTS ARE A HUG YOU CAN SMELL! Me: You are so gross. Cat: Duh. He's a stupid dog. Dog: Hi Cat! Make me poop snacks!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: You look bored. Have a Kong. Dog: OMG I LOVE THE KONG I WILL CHEW IT UNDER YOUR DESK AND COVER YOU IN FARTS! Me: Eww. DOG: I LOVE YOU!
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wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Leave unopened bag of dog food on counter. Hours later, Cat has torn open hole in bag and is eating it. Conclusion: Cat thinks it's a dog.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Stupid and angry is no way to go through life, son.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Dear @NHL: PLEASE hire Bob Miller and @jimfox19 to call the rest of the Western Conference Finals. I'm begging you. Love, Wil
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I'm just this guy, you know?
RT “@hdibner @wilw I don't know anything about basket puck, but I'm pretty sure the Maplecats are going to win the SuperCup this year”
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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