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I sent Sophia Grace & Rosie to Disneyland to check out the new park before it even opened. I'm like a fairy godmother. http://t.co/w0SEToJj
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My friend @JustinBieber is here on Wednesday. I hear he has some big news.
Updated about 19 hours ago via web Permalink
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My friend @JustinBieber is here on Wednesday. I hear he has some big news.
Updated about 19 hours ago via web Permalink
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I was so inspired by this young woman's powerful story. I was thrilled to be able to help her. http://t.co/9FBfkITP
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RT @carolann15 Why don't skeletons play music in church? They don't have any organs! #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 1 day ago via web Permalink
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RT @BeanSimon What is a mummy's favorite type of music? WRAP! #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 1 day ago via web Permalink
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 1 day ago via web Permalink
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What's green and loud? A froghorn. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 1 day ago via web Permalink
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I've got 2 tkts to the Billboard Awards tonight in Vegas! 1st person to the SE corner of the MGM grand garden arena can have 'em. Seriously.
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Happy Birthday to the two women who taught me everything I know. My Mama. And Cher.
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
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Spring rolls by Chef Roberto just in time for Summer. http://t.co/mUzcGX1B
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I'm up for a Teen Choice Award! Teens make the best choices. They should also be able to stay up as late as they want. http://t.co/4tNWmfnG
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I may need a nap. RT @BCole74 @TheEllenShow Congrats on #1500shows and #1500shows more and more. :)
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
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This makes me really happy.
RT @gingylynsey @TheEllenShow is my favorite thing to watch with my mom. Happy 1500th show Ellen!
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
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Before every show, I throw a mint into the air and catch it in my mouth. This is why. #1500shows http://t.co/QQUdjPcF
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I've got a free iPod touch for one of my followers. I hope it's you. #1500shows http://t.co/UG1XLlLp
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Wow. #1500shows. If you watched them in a row, it'd take months to get through the Shake weight commercials alone. http://t.co/pu33PEOE
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
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Expect a call from my wife. RT @MarioLopezExtra Totally just made
out with Ellen on @TheEllenShow! Check it out tomorrow..1500th episode!
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
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New photo of my nieces, Eva and Perry. They stayed that way for hours. That's because they were playing with glue. http://t.co/JmBEq5qK
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Jacob is 8 years old. He's blind and autistic, but he wanted to feel the music. I love this. http://t.co/Yi5HwKrI
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.@Rustyrockets offered to babysit Sophia Grace & Rosie. I think it's a great idea. U can't use tweets in court, right? http://t.co/ANiYsjV9
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
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I’m so sad about the news that Donna Summer died this morning. I was a big fan. I even used one of her songs in my show that airs today.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
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A very important meeting occurred on my show today. Watch the whole thing
tomorrow! http://t.co/ckRbKFR9
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I love this! I never realized my set looked so orange. http://t.co/D8bUPqVZ
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Women like to visit the bathroom in groups. Apparently, some like to document it. http://t.co/AqrGM127
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Your kid could be in a national commercial for Band-Aid! When Hollywood calls, tell them I'm their manager. http://t.co/uqa0BikF
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Thank you, Chris Matthews @hardball_chris, for the kind words on your show. (But I still haven't forgotten this.) http://t.co/WK891dSX
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Send me a picture! RT @BrooklynDecker I heart Ellen! Tune in 2day 2 see the present she gives me. Hint: I will be hanging it above my bed..
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
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.@SteveCarell is a funny man. Too bad he's terrible at charades. http://t.co/wV9HOvvg
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It's National Sea Monkey Day! Seriously, how do I not have my own day?
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
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.@JLo told me about her emotional ups & downs after having twins. I went through the same thing when Journey broke up. http://t.co/2CPkMYx6
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This is why the internet shouldn't exist. http://t.co/KgZRIvFD
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I had a great talk with John Mayer. I'm glad he's back. http://t.co/7JJMo9uV
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If you weren't here, there would be no justice. RT @VictoriaJustice My band & I after our Ellen performance! SO fun http://t.co/ac27HXUI
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
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1, tutu, 3 strikes you're out at the ol' ball game. RT @Dodgers Sophia Grace & Rosie will throw tonight's 1st pitch http://t.co/ZDgOdyrm
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
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Oh no she didn't! RT @bethenny If you're in L.A. this summer, come see my show! We're going to be talking about it all. http://t.co/18MtrbxG
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
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This was so much fun. I showed Lisa Jarmon her brand new home for the very first time. http://t.co/YuVvnrEC
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RT @Misslornielou @TheEllenShow What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to be smoking #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @jamiebolley @TheEllenShow What do you call a dinosaur who needs glasses? A Doyouthinkhesaurus #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
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How do you make a taco stand? Steal its chair. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
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I hope everyone's Mother's Day is as glamorous as these. http://t.co/YmDP8Kx6
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Happy Mother's Day. Mothers have the hardest job in the world - pretending they like your haircut.
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm still so inspired by Pres. Obama's announcement. My friend @MarloThomas wrote a beautiful article about it. http://t.co/sJnpEDry
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
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I have a Shutterfly photo book for all of my followers! You get a book & YOU get a book! Everybody gets a photo book! http://t.co/nxratFoW
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
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Here's a chance to win 6 months worth of Huggies diapers. Happy Mother's Day! http://t.co/zhUVXkDV
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Just in time for Mother's Day, it's my Pregnant Dance Dares! http://t.co/sstWVwMh
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Just for my Twitter followers -- enter to win all of the giveaways from my Mother's Day Show. It's the mother lode! http://t.co/JMzAwFwm
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I love Mayor @CoryBooker. I’m thinking about moving to Newark. http://t.co/UwaSjOWD
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
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New mom @HilaryDuff had some advice about pregnancy. I think I'm ready. http://t.co/BSidm1ZY
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This is happening in my dressing room. That's my niece, Eva, and her new friend, Paloma. http://t.co/rODIE6bm
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It's a @NickiMinaj mashup! #nickionellen http://t.co/yEBqHIl3
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I can't even stand how adorable this is. #nickionellen http://t.co/gt0reTfA
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You could be my Facebook Dancer of the Day! Upload a video and vote for your favorites. The 1 on the bridge is insane. http://t.co/ugq9qOcu
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.@NickiMinaj gave Sophia Grace & Rosie some advice I think we can all live by. http://t.co/n4961ldp
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It's Clean Up Your Room Day! When I was a kid, every day was called that.
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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Oh my god - Joshua - I love you. #Idol
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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It's a good idea. RT @NICKIMINAJ Watch Ellen tomorrow!!!
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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Here's what I had to say to President @BarackObama. Watch my show tomorrow to see more. http://t.co/FnFkhM7O
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.@CarrieUnderwood knows how to make a hit record. http://t.co/qcPmzjy9
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Now you can get DJ @TonyOK's CD on iTunes! http://t.co/B1VxmXeG
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I'm happy to say our show was nominated for 12 Emmys. We were only eligible for 9, so that's quite an accomplishment.
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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What a great reason to be interrupted. RT @SukiEastman Was watching Ellen when the news came YAY! A step in the direction of equal rights!
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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Thank you President @BarackObama for your beautiful and brave words. I'm overwhelmed.
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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Your kid could be the star of their very own commercial! Good luck getting them to put on pajamas after that. http://t.co/IqjOmDPq
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This is an outrage! You know I'd follow you anywhere. RT @joshduhamel Ur following 47,471 & I don't make the cut?! Thought we were friends
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
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.@Ali_Sweeney doesn't kid around about Jenga. Watch our unedited rematch here. http://t.co/J4Hi9DEc
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It's been 9 seasons and I can finally say this: Here's Johnny! http://t.co/HX3y8vGS
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
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Hey, I heard you were a wild one. http://t.co/J8rGnz9n
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Getting married was one of the greatest things I have ever done. I hope everyone in North Carolina gets the same opportunity someday.
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
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Johnny Depp was here for the first time. Clearly it meant as much to him as it did to me. http://t.co/iAOMADz7
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DJ @TonyOK has an album out! He makes me dance every day. Now he can make you dance every day too. http://t.co/6keZJhNJ
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To celebrate my 11 millionth follower, I'm sending one of you on a VIP trip to L.A. to live tweet my show! http://t.co/ocwjGqGZ
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You are one serious Jenga player. RT @Ali_Sweeney Omg! Johnny Depp is on @TheEllenShow tomorrow! Oh, and
I'm up next in @Jenga rematch!
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
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That was incredible. RT @official_flo About to hit the stage on @TheEllenShow with @StacyReign & the band
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jcpenney dance dares! Get your dance on while you try some pants on. http://t.co/iaIkNRaL
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11 Million followers! It feels like just yesterday I was learning what a hashtag was. Incredible. #CanSomeoneGetMeASandwich?
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Tomorrow, Johnny Depp is here for the first time. No big deal. I was getting my roots done anyway.
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @kdaniellee_ @TheEllenShow Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @jrenemacdonald
@TheEllenShow Why was the leprechaun ironing his 4 leaf clover? He was pressing his luck! #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @DaltonTauDalton
What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture. #ClassicJokeMonday @TheEllenShow
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.
#ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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What kind of cat likes to go bowling? Alley Cats. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the hole thing. #ClassicJokeMonday
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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It's National ALS Awareness Month. I'm sending love to everyone fighting this terrible disease. I'm aware. I hope you will be, too.
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TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
TheEllenShow
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
I played Celebrity with Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson. I think we-- JUDY GARLAND! Finally! http://t.co/DPh0rSq9
TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Your kid could be in a national commercial! Mama has already submitted me 3 times. http://t.co/NsneBerN
TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
If you're gonna see "The Avengers" this weekend, first see what you'll be missing. http://t.co/dBr2a7Q5
TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
It's been a big year for Sherrie Gahn & the kids of Whitney. Here they are seeing their library for the 1st time. http://t.co/kI5dtEXM
Updated 18 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
I heard some people were trying to start National Ellen Day. Clearly this is a brilliant idea. What do you think should happen on #EllenDay?
Updated 18 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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It was a special day with President Clinton. I got him a very special gift to remember it. http://t.co/0bp7O8ks
Updated 18 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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Here it is! Follow @Enrique305 @3pPST for your next clue to see my friend @JLo & @Wisinyyandel's new video! #FollowTheLeader
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
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I love seeing what you're doing while you're watching. Send me your photos on Instagram with the tag #WatchingEllen. http://t.co/xClZ6X1U
TheEllenShow
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What do you get when you mix Portia, Chef Roberto and The Today Show? I don't know, but we'll find out in 45 minutes!
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
TheEllenShow
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This bill has my seal of approval. http://t.co/Cekductz
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Congratulations @Bethenny on your new book, "Skinnydipping"! I'm pretty sure you never sleep. http://t.co/tCD870qJ
TheEllenShow
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Sophia Grace, Rosie, and tWitch. It doesn't get better than this. http://t.co/BXgdtD3d
TheEllenShow
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