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Let's work together! Join me for a gab-fest on SModCo's new summer show, @HuluSpoilers! http://t.co/EEVDyCYg Movies savored like candy!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Now there are 2 places to buy my crap! View Askew stuff's at THE STASH: http://t.co/WiA5YKSR SModCo SMerch found here: http://t.co/jT6tyFBr
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
"When you look through the years and see what you could have been. Oh, what you might've been - if you had more time..." #SupertrampWisdom
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
"She has good math..." 15 yr old @JayMewes on the mystery of women, as heard AND seen in this week's SMarchive: http://t.co/qZU8QEyj #SIT
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Our Batman who art in Gotham, cowled be thy mane! You make life better when you let the @NHLDevils bring fire to the ice! #PayRaiseForParise
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
"No one speaks English and everything's broken..." TOM TRAUBERT'S BLUES by Waits. Tough not to belt out chorus in flight. #WaltzingMathilda
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
On a @VirginAmerica flight, listening to Tom Waits' LUCKY DAY. I really wanna sing along, but y'know: the other passengers... #CanOfBeans
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @mitchob29 "only JUST noticed the nun drunk in the b.g. of DOGMA. Well played" Sister Mister Rogers deserves the credit: @BettyAberlin!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
PHOENIX! Aka: Jean Grey, Arizona! I'm getting on a bus filled with my dogs & coming to BABBLE at you on THURSDAY NITE! http://t.co/Lud1CA1u
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @NHL_Oilers "In a perfect world, it'd be nice to have somebody in place by the draft." Alright: I'LL coach. But I WON'T wear a suit...
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Wanna watch the SModCo version of 'Muppet Babies'? Then peep SMarchive: http://t.co/qZU8QEyj This week: Part 2 of me & baby @JayMewes!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
NYC morning traffic kept me from my 1st flight but I'm now ensconced in a @VirginAmerica plane & they gave me a PB&J sandwich! #AllBetterNow
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SPOILERS gets some Vary nice ink: http://t.co/Gb5f4owK This summer, lemme take you to the movies on @HuluSpoilers! http://t.co/EEVDyCYg
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Oh Captain, my Captain! Last night, Zach Parise was the greatest hockey player in the world! Praying the @NHLDevils lock him up NOW!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
I invite you to #SIT - http://t.co/DqE57zcL I also invite you to read all about the new SModCo show, @HuluSPOILERS: http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
Updated about 15 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Jersey's Team honored The Batman tonight - as @NHLDevils tie up the series, 2-2! P.S. - What the fuck, Rupp?! Once a Devil, always a Devil!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Our Batman, Who art in Gotham! Protect the most holy goalie! Get in there and start throwing some punches of your own! @NHLDevils up 3-0!
Updated about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Oh Holy Batman! You are most generous! @NHLDevils up 2! http://t.co/kpcd8Cjv
Updated about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Dear Batman: Your servant thanks you! @NHLDevils strike first! http://t.co/xOSRX7cg
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Be entertained... or come BE entertaining on SPOILERS! http://t.co/0oCwtme3 Meanwhile, on #SIT - a new ComicHead! http://t.co/j9bc60Ks
Updated about 21 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @tomothybutler "not one to blow smoke up someone's arse but RED STATE is fucking sublime" Keep blowing: Need to smoke out a lost gerbil.
Updated about 21 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @WSJspeakeasy "Talking SPOILERS w/KevSmith: http://t.co/jyyQ0u6t " Nice ink! (But I didn't TRY to self-distribute; we ACCOMPLISHED it.)
Updated about 21 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Haikusam "idea when the @HuluSpoilers signup page will be working" Working now! Sign up to be one of the Spoilers: http://t.co/jhb10d3R
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Thanks to my Tweeps for the kind words about @HuluSpoilers! It's gonna be a fun summer, shooting the shit 'bout flicks! http://t.co/jyyQ0u6t
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @RetroDLC "How will non-Hulu people watch @HuluSpoilers?" On TV! We'll find homes in Canada, the UK & Australia after we start shooting.
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @joshhalvorson "SPOILERS have a Twitter?" Yes: It's @HuluSpoilers! And take a look at SModCo Studios' Spoilers set: http://t.co/G5GBOR3S
Updated about 23 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CORRECTION! The SPOILERS segment is now called "CRY CRITERION!" And for the folks asking "What the fuck is SPOILERS?" http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Oops: There's already a @CriterionCorner. We'll call the Criterion segment something else now. Read all about SPOILERS: http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Everything you need to know about our new @Hulu Original Series, SPOILERS: http://t.co/EEVI6cZa Also: watch this #SIT - http://t.co/DqE57zcL
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Comics reviewed with lots of cussin'! It's a brand new ComicHead - only on #SIT - http://t.co/wq87dlri Also: SPOILERS! http://t.co/2VCC8Rj1
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SModCo grows again! This summer, we won't review movies, we'll revere them - on a new @Hulu series called SPOILERS! http://t.co/IE7zteVv
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HEAR the new BABBLE: http://t.co/3VmTLOhs Or SEE the @RalphGarman Creepy Clown on #SIT - http://t.co/Y8glTlro Also: BIG announcement today!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SUNDAY on #SIT offers a BIT-O-BABBLE: @RalphGarman as THE CREEPY CLOWN(s)! http://t.co/w3zrcke6 After that? GET OLD: http://t.co/7JXzvKxu
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
The happiest girl in the world, being shown The Way... http://t.co/9tUumajN
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
This is who I might resemble if I were thin: A fucking rock god. #Foo http://t.co/w6mt1Xbt
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
The fucking FOO! On stage in Asbury Park! #Bamboozle http://t.co/VLAYnK6T
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Greeting from Asbury Park and the backsides of #MCR http://t.co/U6LyzN9g
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Most Holy Batman - A well placed smoke pellet in front of the Rangers net wouldn't be that heroic, but I'll take it. Worship the @NHLDevils!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @pdro666777 "grow up you fat manchild comics r fuckin lame" Lame enough to do a billion & counting at the box office. #OutOfFuckingTouch
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Our Batman, Who Art in Gotham, Cowled be thy mane! Give victory to the @NHLDevils today! (Also: please let the Zamboni be hiding a Bat-Pod.)
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Today on #SIT - A new GET OLD clip! http://t.co/O0Y4Y3l9 Spend your Saturday smokin' shit & watching #SIT - The SModCo station at @YouTube!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @thankuiknow "Do you have a schedule somewhere where we can check your dates in advance?" Never miss a SModCo show: http://t.co/MGm82Jsi
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CINCINNATI! Cum get oral from Hollywood professionals! Me & @JayMewes will GET OLD in the @MadisonTheater TONIGHT AT 9! http://t.co/rPtYkZfi
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KickStart a @JayMewes flick: http://t.co/l6pCobH4 Or KickStart LESBIAN COPS: http://t.co/N1NDiR87 @KickStarter makes art patrons of us all!
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
BEHOLD! COVINGTON, KY! A little town that will GET OLD tonight at 9! http://t.co/4R4qp5Ic
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CINCINNATI! @JayMewes & I will GET OLD in COVINGTON, KY tonight! You cumming? We do dirty oral: http://t.co/rPtYkZfi Doors at 8! Show at 9!
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Good SMorning! It's Friday! Time for a brand new SMODCO SMORNING SHOW & TELL! http://t.co/aBz7N1q0 Watch me & @JenSchwalbach show our shit!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @LucasTizzano "you coming to ARIZONA soon?" Funny you should ask! Me & @RalphGarman BABBLE in PHOENIX on Thurs! http://t.co/CteYitVM
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
I just saw a Cardinal, a Robin redbreast, and a Bluejay. And I'm not even trying. #AccidentalOrnithologist
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @wclayhall "To whom could one address a request for information about getting a Q&A booked?" Holla at @BookSMod - They got the hook-up.
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @mattwise2 "Some of the best weed in the world grown in KY" Yes, but all the SUBLIME weed's grown out in California. #SuperSoldierSerum
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Babble in Louisville sold out last nite! Studio 35 in CBus sold out tonite! COVINGTON, KY! It's your turn Friday nite: http://t.co/rPtYkZfi
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @xredgambit "you have to have a ticket up your sleeve" For tonight? @AlanWysocki might have one saved. But he also might want oral...
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @iChrisMackey "When do you think mallrats will hit BluRay" 2015 will be the 20th anniversary. Maybe Uni Home Video is waiting 'til then?
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @fred_dog "Has Kentucky been kind to you?" Yes! They put up the Blue Moon for me and it kept on shinin'. But the grass I saw was green.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @fisherman_jay "when will Chasing Amy cum to BluRay?" Already came, sir. Hard. Get it where the cool kids shop: http://t.co/4tJ3Nueh
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @adamtheloomis "would love the chance to do your theme song for Fatman on Batman" Hash it #FoBtheme - Only need music, no lyrics/vocals.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @revt23 "watched 'Drive Home from Brookdale' on http://t.co/m0QazQ6H it was hilarious & touching" Thanks! I invite all y'all to #SIT
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Look at these Goofy fux... http://t.co/sClB9poN Pre-SMod SModomites!
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Damn... Donna Summer dies at 63. An unforgettable voice from my childhood, beloved by my Mom & brother. Let's dance the last dance for her.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Give it up for @TheWayneFDN's Bat(Wo)man, @JamieWalton! Look what she did: http://t.co/XEkUQuBg Child-fuckers and sex slave-traders beware!
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Tinuveil "You should look into Smodating or something similar to bring your lonely, single fans together I'd join" Hmmmm... Cupid, eh?
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @revt23 "Live show this morn, Sir?" Today it's supposed to be @mingchen37 and @michaelzapcic on @SMorningShow. I'm currently in a car.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @completemysong "We've got your #FoBtheme here!" Negative, sir: It's a fun piece, but I'm looking for a Jerry Reed/The Bird knockoff.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @cynbaby "shout out to a fat girl/comic geek who could use friendly thoughts?" You're beautiful to a guy like me. If I wasn't married...
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Dress like the @ComicBookMenAMC! Buy your childhood back with View Askew shirt & toys! It's the brand new SECRET STASH: http://t.co/WiAawkTL
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HEY KIDS! Peep the newest ep of SModCo Cartoon Show - 'toons with swears in 'em! http://t.co/RCcxv4Kg All your free time are belong to #SIT
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @FelatioDelToro "never seen a crowd that big or loud as last night at @ImprovLKY" I love the y'all-ternative lifestyle in Louisville,KY!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @TampaZero "Have you seen this? http://t.co/FWOKTAfM " LOVE the bit with the kid and his mask: s'More like Spidey than the last flicks.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @willscot55 "they're selling your movies like this now: https://t.co/H2v7oVsM " Well it's about time! 30 yr old Kev would love this.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @TrueHellBennt "Possible @amandapalmer GTO filmclip d-rected by KevSmith starring @stoya!" Expect lots of dialogue and zero eroticism!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @monica_edits "approach to editing: how do you stay objective since u direct too?" Fuck being objective: I wrote it, so it's subjective.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
MUSICIANS! I have a FAT MAN ON BATMAN theme written but I need some backing music, reminiscent of Jerry Reed's THE BIRD. Hash it #FoBtheme
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @youngguns92 "what would you think of Batman vs Sherlock Holmes" I'd think "Where have I seen this before..." http://t.co/rHG7db2R
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Thursday on #SIT is Christmas in May, with a brand new SModCo Cartoon Show: http://t.co/RCcxv4Kg Didja hear the news? http://t.co/iJgWSmD3
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KENTUCKY! I'm like a house guest who won't leave! So Friday night in COVINGTON, you can GET OLD with me & @JayMewes! http://t.co/rPtYkZfi
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @amazingjr87 "Will you be @PruCenter for Games" I'll be there for Monday's game, praying to Batman the @NHLDevils beat the Blue at home!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
THANK YOU, BATMAN! @NHLDevils even up the series! Congrats, boys! Blessed be the Bat, the puck, and the holy goalie! JERSEY REPRESENT!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Most holy Batman... Throw everything you have in your sacred utility belt at the Rangers! 1:10 to go! C'mon, @NHLDevils! BE BIG, MARTY!!!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Our Batman, who art in Gotham: Please keep the @NHLDevils one goal ahead of their hated foes, the Blue-shirts. In Robin's name, Amen.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
COVINGTON, KENTUCKY! Tonight, we BABBLE the fuck out of Louisville! On FRIDAY NIGHT! Come GET OLD with me & @JayMewes! http://t.co/rPtYkZfi
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Our Batman, Who Art in Gotham - Cowled be thy mane. Guide the puck into the twine more times for the @NHLDevils than the Blue-shirts. Amen.
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Subscribe to SModCo podcasts: http://t.co/VHm8lV7V Subscribe to #SIT: http://t.co/O0Y4Y3l9 Or maybe come see us LIVE: http://t.co/MGm82Jsi
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Captain_Ronstad "Use Twitter like the rest of the world" Yet another bleater telling me to sheep it up and conform. s'Not me, Lambchop.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
In all his free time, @mingchen37 has re-designed the SECRET STASH site: http://t.co/ltJU7SEx Now YOU can dress like the @ComicBookMenAMC!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It's Wednesday on #SIT - Check the MEWES NEWS: http://t.co/urQaGZ6r wanna see baby @JayMewes? Dig into our SMarchive: http://t.co/7BoD0ISD
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KENTUCKY! Like your fried chicken, I am buried deep in your bucket! Tonight's SOLD OUT Babble-On at @ImprovLKY starts at 8! Doors at 6:30!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HEAR some new JAY & SILENT BOB, live in Brisbane! http://t.co/hFgvYRXT SEE some old Jay & Bob, WHEN JAY WAS 15: http://t.co/XieCvE6X #SIT
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
NOW ON #SIT - The debut of SMARCHIVE! http://t.co/XieCvE6X @JayMewes at age 15! See Fat Kev Smith, pre-CLERKS! See the birth of Jay & Bob!
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KENTUCKY! Lemme give you oral TWICE this week! At @ImprovLKY TOMORROW: http://t.co/ddF57Xkk At @MadisonTheater FRIDAY: http://t.co/rPtYkZfi
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Spent the day doing press about our May 22nd announcement. This ties in to lease on SModCo Studios. And all of it can involve YOU. #VerySoon
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @philchoart "Kevin Smith Animated! https://t.co/UIFLnqmf " Love it, sir. Appropriate for this week's SMod, too: http://t.co/XdlxYHXx
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
The work day's almost over anyway, so fuck The Man: Stream some SModCo stuff all over you face and neck and chest: http://t.co/eL9ryJuf
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @b_rett4205 "when the fuck is the SMachive of you and @JayMewes gonna be up" Tonight, sir. We had an editi crash & lost first cut. #SIR
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HOLLYWOOD NERDS! @LATHeroComplex hosts a geektastic Film Fest this weekend! http://t.co/nK3HpxEH See StanLee, EdgarWright, & NathanFillion!
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
COVINGTON, KY! Me & @JayMewes are coming to GET OLD in you on FRIDAY NITE! http://t.co/rPtYkZfi Show looks like this: http://t.co/zLhhLT4p
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
OH! KY! I'm cumming to do u both this week! See BABBLE: http://t.co/ddF57Xkk See GET OLD: http://t.co/rPtYkZfi DOGMA: http://t.co/Hc4qvFtI
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Feeling too melon-cholly, as @JayMewes would say. I need some chuckles so I'm re-watching ComicHead: http://t.co/HwNSSm9t Funny fucking #SIT
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
From time to time, in the wee small hours, I think about the dead. Dad. Grams. Scully. Carlin. Man, I was lucky to have even known 'em...
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @jaredjnewton "BURN IN HELL was somethin' else. Belongs on the NationalFilmRegistry. No joke" Thnx! Get SMinspired: http://t.co/IgELdi8i
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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