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Calling the manliest man in comics, @GregCapullo! This is the womanliest man in comics inviting you to the Fat Cave. Where do you live, sir?
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Just finished a HIT SOMEBODY meeting (we start shooting a year from now). Next up: a CLERKS III budget meeting. #BackInTheSaddleAgain
Updated about 8 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
BABBLE-ON at @ImprovComedyLA is SOLD OUT tonite! Wanna pre-order COMICCON BABBLE-ON tix instead? http://t.co/7Iw6XfJMxK Order code: SNOOGANS
Updated about 14 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
My Father's birthday was 2 days ago. Would've been 74. Dad was a humble & grateful man who lived for his family. And I lived in his balls...
Updated about 15 hours ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
New GET OLD was recorded in BOSTON: http://t.co/NTIfkqLt8v New SMODCAST was recorded in DETROIT: http://t.co/1HIadqixlH #OriginalSixTeams
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is back! See me & @RalphGarman TOMORROW NIGHT at 10pm, in our new home: @ImprovComedyLA! http://t.co/szMRzhwhJJ
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
On a brand new SMODCAST! Me & @MitchAlbom talk about the @DetroitRedWings' Game 3 and meet many Michiganders! http://t.co/1HIadqixlH
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Backstage at the Pabst Theater, getting ready to get SUPER GROOVY and GET OLD in Milwaukee! http://t.co/lXmajcwzPk
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
MILWAUKEE! Birthplace of @PabstBlueRibbon and home to the Bronzest of Fonzes! We get SUPER GROOVY together TONIGHT: http://t.co/7vydM7g4Ho
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
LOS ANGELES! Join me & @RalphGarman FRIDAY AT 10pm, as the BABBLE begins in our new home: @ImprovComedyLA on Melrose! http://t.co/szMRzhwhJJ
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @johncusack "gotta fugure out how to do that" How to pod? I can help, sir. I'm holding a boom box over my head & it's blaring podcasts.
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
TEST YOUR MARVEL UNIVERSE I.Q. AGAINST A MASTER!!! And that master is a 4 year old girl named Mia. http://t.co/OezmQeAY81 So. effin. Cute.
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Fill your ear-pussy with the brand new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD, recorded LIVE IN BOSTON at the @HOBBoston! http://t.co/NTIfkqLt8v Groovy...
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
WISCONSIN! Cinematic Hell on Earth! MILWAUKEE gets SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes TOMORROW NIGHT at @PabstTheater! http://t.co/7vydM7g4Ho
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
DETROIT! Celebrate last night's Red Wings win by getting GROOVY with me & @JayMewes at @RoyalOakMusic Theater TONITE: http://t.co/gyjD6c0JUI
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
LOS ANGELES! Have a need for weed? Then @VoteYesOnF TODAY: http://t.co/91oXqTOA0g Ordinance F protects the cannabis dispensaries in L.A.!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @TSNorris037 "when do u start BABBLE in new location" Babble moves to our new home at @ImprovComedyLA on FRIDAY: http://t.co/szMRzhwhJJ
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @APlusBilliard "pumped about ROYAL OAK. My ears are moist with anticipation!" MICHIGAN! Come get GROOVY: http://t.co/gyjD6c0JUI TONIGHT!
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Matt_Westphalen "Over 100 people were found alive in the rubble over night" More stories like this! To help OK: http://t.co/CL9Fnp4SyR
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Heroes without masks or capes: AP photographer describes Human Chain rescue of Plaza Towers Elementary in Oklahoma... http://t.co/lSOlF7gXZY
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @zwirnerj "Kev & @JayMewes two of the classiest guys out there spent time with fans even though its late" Thanks for waiting! #TheBigNap
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @JoelScott3000 "could you please lend a us Okies a hand and RT this? http://t.co/u0LROq99Mt " This is a list of OK emergency shelters.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Heartbreaking death toll in Oklahoma. Hug your loved ones close tonight and let's all get ready to help out OK in any way we can tomorrow.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @4keithsopinion "I have an extra ticket to tonights INDY show! First to claim it can have it free" INDIANAPOLIS! Sweet deal right here!
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
INDIANAPOLIS! The Big Nap! Here's your wakeup call for a SUPER GROOVY Monday fulla dirty 'toons & @JayMewes! http://t.co/h2j2tkSiOB TONIGHT!
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
With the MAN OF STEEL coming soon, me, @missmayim, @TheScienceGuy and the @MythBusters all wonder HOW DOES HE SHAVE? http://t.co/TBcbEZxmgm
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @kpurvis90910h "wish u would come to KENTUCKY" I need lots of KY! COVINGTON: http://t.co/Xd3Voxe8TK LOUISVILLE: http://t.co/PEY5ZEL1kA
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Joene90 "Sweet sale on @comiXology, I just got KevSmith's entire Green Arrow run" Read my comics on your phone! http://t.co/BFBkZswMHV
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
INDIANA! Get an education in cartooning at Butler University's @ClowesHall TONIGHT, when Indianapolis gets GROOVY! http://t.co/b8Dvv01Nbk
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Sweet @epic_moke shows us the SUPER GROOVY marquee at The Vic! http://t.co/LNpfrTDPNj Show starts in one hour! A few tix available at door!
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CHICAGO! Do you feel any heavier today? It's because I'm deep inside of you! In one hour, come get SUPER GROOVY with me & Jay at The Vic!
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @realcristofer "who sings the intro song for GET OLD?" The one and only @_mcchris! Buy his SModCo songs here: http://t.co/rZLkeDfSVm
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @nexttimehaveapt "got 2 tix for tonight I can't use. Can you help me give them away?" CHICAGO! This Tweet could be a gateway to GROOVY!
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Jay & Silent Bob Get REALLY Old! See the age-makeup pics of me & @JayMewes when @PlayboyDotCom asks us 20 Questions: http://t.co/VI1y5tDQdy
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CHICAGO! @JayMewes and I slip inside you TOMORROW NIGHT! Less than 50 tix left to the GROOVY show at The Vic Theatre: http://t.co/Zbl9EEQNdV
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
LOS ANGELES! No BABBLE tonight, so go see @kelly_carlin's A CARLIN HOME COMPANION instead: http://t.co/x9QPviPAMq You'll laugh & you'll cry!
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Wow... @VelureMagorian got a pretty awesome @TellEmSteveDave tattoo: http://t.co/iIUs57lNTp So weird to see my friends etched in flesh...
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
NEW JERSEY! Do you like comics! Do you like baseball? Do you like @ComicBookMenAMC's @mingchen37? Today's your day: http://t.co/kDKgNzo7o8
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
ST. LOUIS! After years of foreplay, I'm finally inside of you! Thank you for selling out both of tonight's shows: SUPER GROOVY and WHY, BRY!
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @cloweshall "In honor of @JayMewes coming @ClowesHall on MAY 20, renaming to SUPER GROOVY MEWES HALL" So sweet! http://t.co/h2j2tkSiOB
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Much love to the Super Groovy Kansas City crowd!@JayMewes & I had a great time Getting Old w/ you! Tomorrow night: SModCo Invades ST.LOUIS!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KANSAS CITY! Today's the day! Come get SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes at @TheMidland TONIGHT AT 8! https://t.co/HSKMvzgrW1
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Don't get mad and don't get even. Just GET OLD: http://t.co/G6yy0ozQ5X It's the new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD from the SUPER GROOVY NYC show!
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Shawn Chaulk is selling his Gretzky collection. He was the guy who loaned me the stick I held onstage at Sundance: http://t.co/s5UPCKqUwo
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KANSAS CITY! In 48 hours, it'll be YOUR turn to get SUPER GROOVY: https://t.co/Ilo4w79U0v @JayMewes and I return to the @TheMidland FRIDAY!
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SEATTLE! In 3 hours, me & you & @JayMewes will get SUPER GROOVY together at The Moore: http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw Come watch cartoons, ya goons!
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
I like comics. I write comics. Now @comiXology sells my DC, Dynamite, Graphitti/ViewAskew & Marvel comics digitally: http://t.co/pgwoSyDjcX
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
I gotta put the Swedish Fish down... In a minute. But oh, the tasty texture of the sugary scales and that burst of flavor... #FatGuyThoughts
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
O&A fans REJOICE! @OpieRadio & @AnthonyCumia & @JimNorton finally have a podcast! iTunes: http://t.co/xXPYEvPDSS RSS: http://t.co/sy4O1MWaog
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Me & @JayMewes see SEATTLE get SUPER GROOVY at The Moore TONIGHT: http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw Come get GROOVY near YOU: http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SModCo podcasts gets some love from @TimeOutLondon: http://t.co/MGFK0CF0fz Wanna hear if they're right? Shit's free: http://t.co/PULZjC1tj7
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Remember when I was sad last week? Poor @aboutluisgomez at the @ChicagoTribune had to interview me during it: http://t.co/K0b7WmXi9k
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Wanna hear @JayMewes talking SUPER GROOVY to @TheDoochMan in SEATTLE? Tune in to @1025KZOK or LISTEN LIVE online: http://t.co/1Obx6uMP7j
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SEATTLE! In 24 hrs, I will be seeing the fuck out of your 'attle! Come get SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes TOMORROW: http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
On a brand new FAT MAN ON BATMAN: @JimLee's back for Pt 2! Learn how long it takes to draw the treads in Bat's boots! http://t.co/mSt7f1kEVt
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
KANSAS CITY! CHICAGO! INDIANAPOLIS! ROYAL OAK! MILWAUKEE! You are all mere days away from getting SUPER GROOVY! http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SEATTLE! Tomorrow night, an even bigger phallic symbol than the Space Needle will get SUPER GROOVY in your town: ME! http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Even little trolling assholes can grow out of their silliness one day. Proof positive is last week's SMODCAST: http://t.co/n8KtMRyuKp
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Scripts went out to some key players yesterday. First response was from Trevor (Elias), who wrote the best CLERKS III review I'll ever get.
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED! First draft of CLERKS III is 137 pages. Plays like the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK of the… http://t.co/zgkqvlKLzk
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SEATTLE! The Wizard of SMod is coming to your Emerald City! Come get SUPER GROOVY at The Moore Theater on WEDNESDAY! http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all you wonderful, life-giving Moms out there! (And a Mother's Day assist to all of you Mother-fucking Dads, as well!)
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
New FAT MAN: http://t.co/YdMtBgEj3u New SMOD: http://t.co/n8KtMRyuKp New BABBLE: http://t.co/AU34xw7GNI New GET OLD: http://t.co/2mJTIi9Xns
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Sending lots of love to @kelly_carlin: It would've been @TheGeorgeCarlin's birthday today and she lost her Mom on Mother's Day 16 years ago.
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
The Fat Signal is lit! Time for a brand new FAT MAN ON BATMAN! This week, one of my favorite eps ever :@JimLee, Pt 1! http://t.co/YdMtBgEj3u
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
AUSTIN! Weird heart & soul of Texas! On JULY 25th, you will get SUPER GROOVY! Join me & @JayMewes at THE PARAMOUNT: https://t.co/ELPjIEdyZX
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
IN 25 MINUTES, hear the new FAT MAN ON BATMAN - with guest @JimLee! 'til then, peep this awesome HARLEY Jim drew... https://t.co/xCofNQXA6p
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
New FAT MAN ON BATMAN later today! In the Fat Cave this week: @JimLee! For now, @grantmorrison on the many Batmans: https://t.co/Ppu946UWqO
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
We take all kindsa pills to give us all kindsa thrills, but the thrill we've never known? Me & Jay in @RollingStone: http://t.co/28OIsw0lcd
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
SEATTLE! Birthplace of grunge and designer coffee drinks! Come get GROOVY at The MOORE Theater THIS WEDNESDAY! http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It's HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON COMIC-ON THEATER! Batman: Cacophony, with @RalphGarman as the Joker and me as Deadshot: http://t.co/5gvv2KTen8
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @CarissaLawton "Loved the Super Groovy evening here in Portland! Thanks for being fucking real" Thanks for keeping it weird, Portland!
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @DevilsAdvocateC "ya kept me going. Shame I'll never get a chance to work with u http://t.co/HFc1dSdE4I" Anyone know if Alex is okay?
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
PORTLAND! Can you feel that weight on top of you, causing you to Ore-groan? That is me, balls-deep inside of you with my Ore-bone! C'hello!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
PORTLAND! Lemme see what I'm walking into before I get there! Tweet me some SUPER GROOVY pictures of the BAGDAD crowd!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @Patrickedavis "couldn't afford to go tonight so I couldn't bring the voodoo doughnuts this time" Come down! @JayMewes will let you in!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @amypie "Wow. longest line I have ever seen at BAGDAD including during Comedy Festival!" PORTLAND!
We get SUPER GROOVY in 30 mins!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
In the air once again on another grand @VirginAmerica flight, connected to y'all through the WiFi of the sky, @GoGo! Not an ad, just a fan.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @MJHalloran "Just bought 4 tix to see Kev & @JayMewes in Covington" CINCYTUCKY! Get SUPER GROOVY with Jay & Silent Bob, Saturday JUNE 8!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @IamStephB "KevinSmith behind us in security line! Already a good trip" If you let me cut, THANK YOU! I wouldn't have made it otherwise!
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ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
PORTLAND! In 2 hrs, The Bagdad will get SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes! http://t.co/SwRzg2PwDE Get tix at that link or at the door!
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
On pg. 123 of CLERKS III. Almost done. I never imagined there'd be a third chapter in '93, so I never imagined an ending for it. Now I have.
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
OREGON! Lemme show you my O-face when @JayMewes & I get SUPER GROOVY in PORTLAND: http://t.co/SwRzg2PwDE TONIGHT at the Bagdad Theater, 8pm!
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It's the SUPER GROOVY TARRYTOWN q&a on a brand new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD: http://t.co/2mJTIi9Xns Come get GROOVY: http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Hear the new BABBLE? http://t.co/AU34xw7GNI See me & @RalphGarman BABBLE on May 24 in our new home, @ImprovComedyLA! http://t.co/szMRzhwhJJ
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @TarynVonEpic "Going to see KevSmith & @JayMewes tomorrow night! So fucking stoked" PORTLANDIA gets SUPER GROOVY! http://t.co/SwRzg2PwDE
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @VintageViktor "SMODCAST 128. 16 minutes in, Kev invents the Bane voice years before Tom Hardy" Holy crap! Weird! http://t.co/N4VdfIvZeZ
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
After IRON MAN 3 and MAN OF STEEL, there is only 1 comic book movie you must see this summer! And it's SUPER GROOVY: http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
CALIFORNIA! On June 14, BRYAN JOHNSON comes west to be asked the immortal question, WHY, BRY?!? at @ImprovComedyLA! http://t.co/7W3oOSTPhB
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Not sure if this makes me feel better or worse... https://t.co/GyBpuqVvwN I feel like Pooh. Inside. Look like Pooh (and poo) outside...
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
This @IGN piece details lots of similarities between DARK KNIGHT RISES and IRON MAN 3 that I didn't notice 'til now: http://t.co/RaBVpDZePc
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Today's Saul Bass-centric @GoogleDoodles is making me smile. Now re-listening to current SModcast because giggling @smosier makes me giggle.
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @adambolick1 "you ever wear anything that isn't a hockey jersey?" Butt-plug. But does one really wear a butt-plug so much as endure it?
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Via @deandotcom888 "SModcast 253 has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!" HUMBLE YOURSELF and listen! http://t.co/n8KtMRyuKp
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
PORTLAND! On THURSDAY, the Bagdad Theater gets SUPER GROOVY: http://t.co/SwRzg2PwDE To get GROOVY everywhere else: http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
The Kevin Smith Movie Club is proud to present Matt Johnson's stunning new film, THE DIRTIES: http://t.co/WmyX5PRdeH An indie masterpiece...
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
About to be on #SleightOfHand with @Justin_Willman at @nerdmelt! Watch it LIVE right now: http://t.co/K3MT5QG85t
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
New SMODCAST in which we talk about IRON MAN 3: http://t.co/n8KtMRyuKp New BABBLE in which we air our dirty laundry: http://t.co/AU34xw7GNI
Updated 17 days ago via web Permalink
ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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