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You can tell a lot about a guy by how he responds to the words "BBC miniseries."
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

I ejected before impact, in case anyone was worried. Now could someone do me a solid and GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
Updated 1299 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Well, the test flight went badly. There's a new crater on the moon now. I hope they name it after me.
Updated 1299 days ago via web Permalink
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Homeland Security just asked what I needed all that uranium for. I told them about the spaceship. They asked to come along.
Updated 1301 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

No, no. My birthday is next week... oh hell. She's not going to forgive me for forgetting. And I wanted to arrange a surprise party for her.
Updated 1301 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Constructing a spaceship in the back yard. Firefly changed me, man. Now, can someone fetch me some gravitational stabilizers?
Updated 1307 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

If you see me out the corner of your eye, and I seem to fade and flicker, just run. Run and don't look back. It. Isn't. Me.
Updated 1308 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

I had a dream last night. I don't remember any of it, but I nevertheless choose to interpret it as a portent of doom for all mankind.
Updated 1309 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

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Updated 1322 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

i haz a status. i tweetz it.
Updated 1322 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Hold onto the past. When you come to the end of it all, it'll be most everything that's left.
Updated 1322 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Support the police: confess to a string of unsolved murders.
Updated 1325 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Three years doing this program, and dammit, I'm still covered in icky thetans.
Updated 1329 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Latest BSG theory: the final cylon model is actually Six's twin sister.
Updated 1334 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

I know I should post more often, but between the acting thing and the covert assassinations, there just isn't time.
Updated 1334 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

"Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?" -- Marilyn Monroe
Updated 1341 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Five days I waited, little website. And still no coffee. I will be having a conversation with your manager.
Updated 1352 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

No coffee from Twitter. I guess I should go make it myself.
Updated 1352 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Twitter! I require coffee! *crosses fingers*
Updated 1361 days ago via web Permalink
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Make life hard on the time-traveling cyborg assassins: duck at random intervals, use pre-paid phone cards, and move to Guatemala.
Updated 1361 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Nasty rumor: I have a long-standing feud with Neal Patrick Harris. Laugh at my Doogie Howser fan-fic, will you?
Updated 1371 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Only the wealthy and the powerful live lives free of belly button lint. Apparently I'm not wealthy enough.
Updated 1372 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Overheard: "Celibacy beats the hell out of monogamy." Still trying to figure that one out.
Updated 1373 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

"Everyone and everything you care about will be brought to ruin." Hmm... Some fortune cookies make me want to swear off Chinese food.
Updated 1398 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

On the set all day today. Initiating subroutine kill_all_humans(). Okay, I'm in character!
Updated 1408 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

I'm against the heat death of the universe. Planned obsolecence is inelegant.
Updated 1409 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Spoiler alert! I am the twelfth Cylon model.
Updated 1410 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

So, other than starting nasty rumors about myself, what is this contraption good for?
Updated 1411 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Twitter just failed its Turing Test. I ninja kick you, Twitter!
Updated 1411 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

I already answered that.
Updated 1411 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Typing into a tiny box. What are you doing?
Updated 1411 days ago via web Permalink
summer_glau
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
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