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If John Edwards is guilty of anything it's everything. #NonLegalOpinion
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Thanks to the best joke writers in the biz @jessicajconrad @bazecraze @pete_schultz @WeinsteinScott Last night's best http://t.co/jO1Olh76
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Lazy Sunday #1! http://t.co/fwLHdLS5 Lazy Sunday #2! http://t.co/b3HJnNK9
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The Kings of Catchphrase returned last night and were CUT FROM DRESS! How dare we?!?! http://t.co/nhc5vvq2
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The inimitable @questlove DJ'ing the after-after. All is good.
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Jagger sang "Bitch" and "Miss You" #SNLFinale
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Suds on vocals, Fred on drums for Cheap Trick #SNLFinale
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Foo Fighters is playing covers at after party. Forte sang Sabbath. Poehler just sang Joan Jett. #SNLFinale
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Season finale tonight. Mick Jagger, Foo Fighters, Arcade Fire. Get some. #SNL
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Vaz Te has a Tevez-esque end of season for Hammers. Also "Vaz Te" is almost an anagram for "Tevez."
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Looking for a return to the Premiership for West Ham this morning.
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In 5 minutes the great @nealbrennan will be on Comedy Central doing a half hour. Don't miss it!
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Through the first five innings Josh Beckett is 3 under par.
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WEB EXCLUSIVE! Bobby Moynihan kills it as the Bruce Banner on Update http://t.co/5PnCQmQF
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We did a Really!?! on this week's Time Magazine cover - http://t.co/NVLEp1re
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The great Liam Neesen was kind enough to get in the cage last night. http://t.co/tpRIQaEr
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The guys celebrated their 100th Digital Short http://t.co/dMsbKFkF An incredible century.
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And with that, Man City = 2004 Red Sox
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2-2! This is great! Turn on ESPN2! Watch this finish! Your mom will understand!
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A fascinating final day of Premier League football. Man City pulling a pre-2004 Red Sox style choke. #StillTime
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Happy Mothers Day to all moms everywhere. I think you're all great but I like mine the best!
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Congrats to @KenTremendous and the #ParksAndRec team for their season 5 pick-up!
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Parks and Rec finished an amazing season with an amazing episode. Rivals the Wire for "Best Season 4 Ever."
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This is a nice thing that will make you smile http://t.co/eZZv71ak
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Can't wait to read Time story on "God of Cricket!" http://t.co/YhrqgHSB
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Eli Manning supports the "Little Brothers" Charity http://t.co/lAmgPrFL
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I'm very happy for all of my Knicks friends today. Keep it going!
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One of my favorite commercial parodies of the season. http://t.co/H76a0K0C
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Wiig came up with the bread joke at the end of this feature 10 minutes before dress rehearsal. http://t.co/Gjtyfd84
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Eli really made me laugh in this courtroom sketch http://t.co/hwTiaeKN
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Eli Manning and Rihanna tonight. Should be good times. #SNL
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I turn up as a guest on The @Late_Show tonight. Watch Dave and I talk!
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Thanks to all who came out to the Wilbur last night. Always good to be back in Boston.
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Concur with @shoemakermike! Last ep was amazing (Poehler wrote and directed) Watch her director's cut! http://t.co/6uuf1xwa
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Jealous of those attending the WHCD tonight. @jimmykimmel is gonna kill it.
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Wheels down in Boston. 2 shows @wilburtheater tonight. Sox almost .500. Things are looking up.
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If I were the Browns I'd trade Colt McCoy to an old west town that needs a sheriff.
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Thank you, @ParamountAustin and @MoontowerComedy. Great festival, great venue.
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Settle a bet for me. Pixar does those General Insurance commercials, right? #rewrite
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Settle a bit for me. Pixar does those General Insurance commercials, right?
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I call Mel Kiper Jr. "The Open Window" because every time I see him I feel a draft. #PulitzerWinningTweet
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I wrote a mini Amsterdam travel guide for @vanityfair http://t.co/qcQPKrSQ
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Saturday - Wilbur Theater in Boston http://t.co/XZ5OszGG...
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Friday - Forgotten Harvest benefit in Detroit http://t.co/rC7mwxQU
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Shows this week! Thursday - Austin, TX https://t.co/E7wLuDxI
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A week ago Fred Armisen wrote a sketch called "The Califonians." I've thought about it every day since. http://t.co/Jp3RV1jj
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You really hate seeing the words, "GM Backs..." 14 games into the season #RedSox
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In honor of Fenway's 100th birthday everyone in the Red Sox bullpen is pitching like a 100 year old man.
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They announced on the PA that Tracy was performing at the Houston Improv and he loudly insisted he was only in town to "run hooch."
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My flight today did not have Wifi but it did have, much to my surprise and delight, @RealTracyMorgan.
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Big time! "@shoemakermike: HUGE NEWS. We doing a show with the President on Tuesday at UNC Chapel Hill. #ObamaonFallon"
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Had so much fun on @livekelly this morning that I'm gonna do it all over again tomorrow.
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Get some! "@nealbrennan: PHILLY/JERSEY. I'm coming. Tonight - Saturday. @stressfactorycc Tickets here. http://t.co/M2xmlZ32"
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In excellent news for sports and comedy fans, @RobRiggle is hosting the 2012 #ESPYS #GonnaKill
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"You know they don't even give that bad boy out every year" - Past winner of Pulitzer for fiction bragging at bar.
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New series on @jimmyfallon last night might be their best yet #DowntonSixbey http://t.co/IAc5BOez
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Still can't believe it's all over for the guy who never had a chance.
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About to sit down Samberg and tell him he's not going to play the President. This part of the job is never easy.
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#IfIWasABritishPornStar seems like a dumb waste of time but because it's about British people it is high-brow and fancy.
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Sir "Bun" Kingsley #IfIWasABritishPornStar
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Drunk Uncle returns. Still drunk. http://t.co/wuPOh4Oh
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Brace selves for deluge of SNL links. First up, "Almost Pizza." http://t.co/ExwKs0Pd
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Congrats to new cast member Kate McKinnon on her first show #SNL #PenelopeCruz
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I tip my cap to the SNL stand-by line who have really put in the long hours this week.
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Last night UK won the national title. This morning all the players left like at the end of "Shane."
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Happy Birthday @AlexiAshe! Simply put, she's my favorite!
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Attention Weird Al! "Car Elevator" fits perfectly into "Smooth Operator." That is all!
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Guys, if you have a spare moment today, give Olympia Snowe a call. She could use it. #LetsMakeOurSenatorsFeelImportant!
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You truly understand the scope of the Internet when you realize it still has room for non-Mad Men stuff today.
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Even Geraldo's mustache is like, "dude, what the f*ck?"
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As per the terms of the trade, Tebow heads to NY and I come to Gainesville for a show. Tonight at the #ODome!
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I'm guessing between "your honor" and whatever comes next, John Edwards' lawyer takes a long pull from a flask.
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There's a great monologue about a 6 year old factory foreman. He's never seen an etch-a-sketch and when I show him one he throws up.
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It's called "Etch-a-Sketchy" and reviewers are already hailing it as "not factually accurate" and "bad."
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The timing couldn't be better for my one-man show about the horrible working conditions at the Etch-a-Sketch factory.
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Heading to SIUE campus for some stand-up. Study tomorrow, students who go there!
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Hearing tomorrow Jeb Bush might endorse NYG as Super Bowl champs. #StickingNeckOut
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Darrelle Revis announces, "I'm a Cylon" #CrazyDayinNFL
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The entire Buffalo Bill organization is trapped in an 'ol abandoned mine shaft #CrazyDayinNFL
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Zombie Jim Thorpe just crawled from his grave and signed a 3 year deal with Arizona. #CrazyDayinNFL
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This will probably lead Sportscenter. “@AdamSchefter: Former Pats DE Mark Anderson signs 4-yr deal with Buffalo.”
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I will be performing at the Mirage in Las Vegas On Friday http://t.co/23rfbBpA. Come and get some!
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I could write and film an episode of Justified faster than it's taking to download on this Boingo Hotspot.
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Fare thee well, Hines Ward! I love loving a player I would have hated had he played anywhere else. #SteelerPride
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"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, Alex. It's the Niners. Yeah.......Can you give us a call?"
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Hey, Mizzou. I'm doing a show tonight at the Jesse Auditorium. Let's get over this whole basketball thing together.
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Rewrite: If YOU'RE still looking for something to do on St. Patrick's Day, Stefon has some ideas. http://t.co/n8httmJW
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