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Game of Thrones episode summary in TV Guide: "Stannis prepares to invade; Arya calls in a favor; people hump."
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Good article in the NYTimes about Dr. Spitzer and the occasionally tough balance between science and social responsibility. Worth a read.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Dear Hollywood: It's time to retire the "found footage" movie genre and start holding the camera steady again. I'm getting queasy.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Romney and Obama both denounce mudslinging by Joe Ricketts, owner of Wyoming bison herds. So... Hannibal and B.A. vs. villainous cattleman?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @MariainNYC: What's a red band trailer? How is it different? // It's a trailer that contains R-rated content from the film.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
AMC Theaters will be showing the "Ted" red band trailer with "The Dictator" starting tonight. First time in years for a theatrical red band!
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I wonder if that was the actual pitch for the movie. http://t.co/GrmC5Lnk
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Recording @norahjones for the "Ted" main title theme - vocals are way too good for a story about a shit-talking bear.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Wonder if eHarmony can help me find the perfect pot guy.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
So Mitt Romney held a kid down & cut his hair back in high school. Big fuckin' deal, it's called The Rachel.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The headache I got from “Dick Tracy” in 1990 is only now ratcheting down.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
FF my pal @julianovenden & pick up his new album!
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Line up to call me a Hollywood liberal shithead, but hats off to Obama for at last vocalizing support for equal treatment of all Americans.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Whenever I hear Katy Perry's "Firework", I like to picture an elderly Jewish man covering his ears and saying, "Aaa, please don't yell!"
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Don’t think I’ve ever driven my car while NOT texting.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @addisonpate: @SethMacFarlane Hey Seth, is the Quahog Airport basically Burbank (Bob Hope) Airport? Just curious. // Good eye-- yep.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @porters: Hey, musicals, how do you feel about the word "seldom"? I haven't been able to tell!
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Okay Hindus, trim it down to about 5 gods and I swear I’ll learn their names.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Avengers is basically the Laff-a-Lympics of the superhero genre.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Might take up golf ‘cause I want my weekends to be whiter and worse.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @waplord: Terry Gilliam calls Family Guy the only show worth watching on TV, high praise indeed! http://t.co/EyHpDOz8 // Yes, made my day
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“The Nostromo crew won’t kill the fetal alien until John Hurt views an ultrasound and has counseling.” --Alien (Texas edition)
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The fact that Dorothy had a feverish, confusing dream about her uncles is a sign that something else was going on.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Kid-me wants to know why adult-me doesn’t have stand-up video games.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“Easy Lover” is basically just Phil Collins calling someone a slut for 4 minutes.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Somewhere there’s a lonely old Italian puppetmaker who wants only for Mitt Romney to return home safe.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
(AP) Asylum-Seeking Dissident Chen Guangcheng Reveals Chinese Secret: Still Just Calgon
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
My accountant warned me I'm not investing enough in bling.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
If you have ever pinned a "Cathy" strip to the wall of your cubicle, I am content for us to remain strangers.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Without a few drinks in me, I just don't have the self-confidence to drive.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“That kid got help from his dad. No way he made that Bible all by himself.” -- Mississippi science fair
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I wonder how much of that Pacific garbage patch is Family Guy stuff.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @RenlyBaratheon: I shall ride boldly into battle with this giant flag bearing Bullwinkle's image. #gameofthrones
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@ChrisSoldi: hello..sorry to bug ya...wondering which animation software do you think is best? // Anything that works on my Amiga 2000.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@AuteurArtist: Is Fox giving 'The Flintstones' to someone else or are they waiting for u? // Kirk Cameron will be taking over the project.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
In Jimmy Buffett's world, it's common for women to be accused of saltshaker theft.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Never been to Coachella, but it's basically like getting stoned and rolling around in a field of staph, right?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
America’s Top Tools: 1) drill 2) socket wrench 3) Ted Nugent
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Orchestra scoring for "Ted" -- Walter Murphy has outdone himself http://t.co/qXzlLXFG
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
You guys know who Cecil B. DeMille was? No? Okay, that’s okay, I’ve got a tweet about him but never mind.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Just once I'd like to see a car full of gang members cruising through Los Angeles with their speakers blasting Bobby Goldsboro.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
North Korea proudly prepares its latest long-range rocket launch. http://t.co/FXPruIRR
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“Lickety-split”, when you think about it, is kind of a gross expression.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Performing this Sunday at Vibrato in Los Angeles w/ Ron Jones and the Influence Jazz Orchestra
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Wonder what useful knowledge was bumped from my brain to make space for the lyrics to “Mac Tonight”.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@neil_hammett: Talk to me. What's going on with American dad? // We're not sure-- a new season is uncertain, so if you're a fan, tell Fox
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@alexleethomson: what's Plinko (for us English followers?) // The sound you hear when Bob Barker is having trouble with a bowel movement.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I'm always genuinely on the edge of my seat during Plinko.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
This country is so asleep it’s kind of a shock that the rest of the world doesn’t write on us.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
#FF @neiltyson - He can help you even out your quantum fluctuations.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
""Hey guys! I just thought of a way to make putting your pants on 30% less convenient!" -- button-fly jeans
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
"If you strike me down, Darth, I shall become... well, pretty much the same I guess... just more greenish and echo-y."
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Geez, the parking in this neighborhood, right other-people-in-this-meeting-I’m-late-to?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I think maybe I'd like to be an architect, 'cause they look cool in '80's movies with their nice shirts and important rolls of stuff.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Did I mention a big part of “Ted” is teenagers hunting each other in the future?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Pasta and antipasto need to just get a room already.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @tallifan: Please tell me there'll be a commentary on Ted DVD with you, Mila & Mark // Your profile pic is terrifying.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
If the real Eddie Murphy only had a thousand words left, I wonder how many of them would be “tranny” or “hooker”.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Mountain Dew, or Diet Mountain Dew? Hmmm… what kind of headache am I in the mood for?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
"Ted" trailer on Youtube--
http://t.co/Tcp5vW4i. Official "Ted" Facebook page-- https://t.co/T0Lz7Jvy
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
All your "Ted" needs: Red band trailer on FunnyorDie-- http://t.co/l465H6OD. Official "Ted" site-- http://t.co/bQgPF5va
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Check out the "Ted" red band trailer on YouTube, and watch for a preview tonight during Family Guy
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“I’M STANDING ON THE FRONT OF A BOAT!” --Titanic (first draft)
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
#FF @WhatTedSaid - Official Twitter for Ted the bear
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
#FF @thesulk @juliussharpe - them's my homeJews.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
"Hey, still waiting for you to post those wedding photos on Facebook!" --thing I've never said #833
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@Taker20and0: Wondering why u regularly made fun of george w, but i haven't seen one obama joke on FG? // Costello is funnier than Abbott.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @T_Miller06: I'd love to meet @sethmacfarlane // You know what? So would I. #deepfuckinthoughts
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
There's nothing more grungy-looking than a redheaded person in a '70s movie.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
And what happened then? Well in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. 'Cause he was a coke addict.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @GrantWGarry: @SethMacFarlane Saw a screening tonight of Ted........Perfect! // Shameless retweet but what the fuck
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @SaraDevon73: Do you like new adventures of old christine? // Boy, you really do not know how to begin a conversation.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Eddie Murphy movie or giant box of Girl Scout cookies? http://t.co/MjjHpUvd
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @MatMcIsaac: @SethMacFarlane YO MACFARLANE, What's happening with Ted? // as of now, July 13th release date
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
There's almost no way to photograph your cat without this Mechagodzilla shit happening. http://t.co/JKZTB2XA
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Family Guy lost one of the greatest trumpet players of all time today. Our orchestra will miss Warren Luening. http://t.co/ZdiKeTPq
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @Humblebrag - How am I this close to 200,000 followers?! So surreal and weird that this is my life!!!
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @mollymcnearney: I'm not buying the new iPad until Apple figures this out: http://t.co/hZzdyfEp
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Can jazz enthusiasts admit that we all secretly hate listening to scatting?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Didn't much enjoy that weekend trip to Kony Island.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @abudrow_holler: Everytime I watch family guy & I hear stewie, I picture you in a recording studio // What an outrageous imagination.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
If you honk "shave and a haircut" at me from your car, we're no longer friends.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“Go Forget Yourself” --Former Vice President Cee Lo Cheney (radio version)
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
http://t.co/S5vTSGJ9 - Hardly. Nothing but affection and respect for The Simpsons, and by no means do I think Family Guy "outdid" them.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @cozbaldwin: @SethMacFarlane OK, I gotta ask, did you have a weird fear of the News Of The World album cover as a child? // Ohhh yes.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @Matt_J_Peterson: I always wondered why have you never aged stewie in family guy? // Because then you'd just be watching Hugh Jackman.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Watching a Who's The Boss rerun. It's totally inappropriate for a housekeeper to flirt with his boss like that. #StopTony
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Gosh sorry, everyone-in-the-world, I’m busy on the night of your art opening.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Kirk Cameron says he thinks homosexuality is "unnatural" and "ultimately destructive." This from a guy whose best friend's name was Boner.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Birthday pinatas are ugly reminders of our nation's horrific history of lynching Spidermen and Spongebobs.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I think I just accidentally bought someone’s turd on Etsy.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @GaryJanetti: Sorry, girls, your boyfriend is not funny. And he also seems like he hates you.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
It doesn't matter how good a Christian you are-- St. Peter only lets you into Heaven if you have five chicks in your group.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Cheer up, late-90’s Jewel, things aren’t so bad.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I hear babies cry. I watch them grow. They’ll learn much more than I’ll ever know. And I think to myself: who brought babies to this bar?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @gingerthejester: Most gay guys are really just sassy black girls trapped inside white boys' bodies.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@JacobMarley'sGhost: Just got called an undigested bit of beef. No fucking clue what that means.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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