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GO SEE MY TV DAD TONIGHT! RT @cococohen The Mark Cohen Band at Molly Malone's 575 S. Fairfax Ave. LA 8 PM
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My favorite planets are Mercury, Saturn and Mazda.
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Feeling like I'm about to happen upon a body.
#cantwaitforL&OLA
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Holy FUCK- Eva Longoria loves shoes!
#redcarpetrevelations #Emmys #livetweeting
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Christina Hendricks' tits are nuts.
#bignaturals #breastsnballz
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Goodnight world, goodnight Mr. Sulkin, goodnight Grover's Corners
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HOW CAN MY VOICE BE SO NASAL WHEN MY NOSTRILS ARE SO BIG??
#mybodyisbeingridiculous
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Hi fellas! Just so u know, hair gel, fake tans& gym-muscles are a turnoff to women of substance. xo
Updated 5 days ago via Permalink
Hey homeless people, if you want help so badly then cute yourselves up like cutie homeless doggies.
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Get ready for BACKWASH, Doris!
http://tinyurl.com/3xr62xk
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
The chemistry of my hands has changed-for the past week I cannot get a lather going.
#Amiasuperhero
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink
It's crazy that every culture has music. It's like, WHY?
Updated 7 days ago via Permalink
Going to the @machete premiere in old, unseemly, sensible shoes. http://moby.to/33kyr6
Updated 8 days ago via Permalink
When toddlers burst into tears I pretend it's either over Pakistan or trapped Chilean miners
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
When I see other LOST fans, I feel like we're silently telling each other, "We have to go back."
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
I joke about 9/11 & the holocaust because I can't stop thinking about 9/11 &the holocaust.
Updated 11 days ago via Permalink
TV and movies are better than ever but do I miss real teeth.
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SARAH &FRIENDS AT LARGO TONIGHT AT 8:30 bring all your poop and pee!!
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Kids today can't even breathe out their noses. Cuz of fucked up shit.
#air #devolution
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