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Los Angeles folks- Don’t forget to cast your vote today! It makes a difference! #TeamGarcetti
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Take a Bow: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/07N5RyooNN) #listen
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ericgarcetti's photo http://t.co/wf3s6qylmU
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“This isn’t about electing a new mayor, it’s about changing our city.” @ericgarcetti #teamgarcetti WE CAN DO THIS. GET OUT AND VOTE!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Next time someone is bullying you remind them that they used to poop their pants.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Love Is a Stranger: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/u6uyUjO3dE) #listen
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

My sister @cjronson was awarded the NYU Steinhardt's distinguished alumnae award today. So proud of her. http://t.co/PhLXVXU97v
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Can someone please feed the Rolling Stones?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

The Heartbreak team “@iamMarkRonson: i guess i'll be wrestling with these issues for another 30 years http://t.co/m1HkUrqcJY”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Happy birthday (a day late and a dollar short) to one of my favourite people @jordanrubin!!! Love you!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Song of the day- Blurred Lines rmx - by me and @dkevrim http://t.co/6ioSehwBDO
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Thanks! “@Mrs_Obsessive: Still stuck on their song!'Watch "Summer Of Sam ft. Wale" on YouTube - https://t.co/0LBwwdwn2m @samantharonson ”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Another tough day at the studio with Dkevrim https://t.co/LzcfFakdDv
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

The Last Royals - Crystal Vases: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/46ri81M9F8) #listen
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

OOPS Some ACTUAL fun for you for the weekend- Blurred Lines Remix- S.Ronson and @dkevrim http://t.co/6ioSehwBDO #thicke
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

@SarahKSilverman they have it already- it’s called US airways.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

My brother’s Instagram account (@iamMarkRonson) tells the tale of an only child. Am I even real?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Also- I wanna live in Shondaland. How do I get there? #greysanatomy #scandal
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

I think my most favourite character on Scandal is Stevie Wonder.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Holding on #Knicks
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Love this bionic yarn x burton line http://t.co/lBPJ6I0aYe
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Check out this awesome collaboration- being green and looking good! Burton x Bionic Yarn http://t.co/ihYKW985OO
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

If you’re in NYC go to this- I wish I could “@questlove:come to @BrooklynBowl’s #BowlTrain & ill rock all #Stevie everything. 2nite.”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

@questlove when are you gonna grace us, deprived LA folk, with your presence? @iamrashidajones @KIDADA4DISNEY and I still talk about MJ nite
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

@questlove @mindykaling why am i not in nyc right now????
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Nothing fills me with more pride than being told I ought to be ashamed of myself.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Have you heard ‘Blurred Lines Rmx- Samantha Ronson and D.Kevrim’ by brokentoysrecords on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/mpPsb4ahAx
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

#tbt my high school graduation. The Chapin School NYC June 1995 @iammarkronson http://t.co/YOhsssrvK6
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Is this code for a real housewives wedding? “@bridgidry: Well, just saw my first Coyote on lapdog attack. Jeeeeezus.”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Diane Young: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/n54rlrOEry) #listen
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Something funny for you all http://t.co/9rlOo4tJ6S
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

How come no one told me how awesome Scandal is? #catchingup
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Nice boys!! “@planetjedward: Great Meeting you @samantharonson Twins Rock!”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

New toy! Been wanting this one for years. Thanks Mick! #musicmonday http://t.co/VAgT7y5sau
samantharonson
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Headed home- back to sunny California. Let’s get there @AmericanAir!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

You wanna know what kind of a PIMP I am? A PMP- Poop My Pants.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Don’t watch guilt trip with your mother unless you want to take a road trip with her alone for 8 days.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

One Mother's Day meal and @mindykaling is already trying to escape our family- it usually takes at… http://t.co/iecRzaXP8R
samantharonson
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Happy Mother's Day to the best! http://t.co/axrXqmspkt
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

allow me to reintroduce myself.... my name is- wait- you didn't hear me the first time?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

One day I will be cool enough to be effortlessly fashionably late. In the meantime I will be playing words with friends alone, waiting.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Loving this nut pacing up and down broadway yelling at the world-or doing spoken word poetry- who can tell- carrying a can of 4loko #iloveny
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Um.... Awesome! thedannypino mariska #joyfulheart #nomore http://t.co/AxRjNzWbit
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Power Trip feat. Miguel: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/oI0pVWsrmN) #listen
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

NYC tonight http://t.co/kwnVUFkBOp
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

#tbt with my little brother Alexander. http://t.co/cW9LAlDmvM
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

How we do (jumpsmokersrmx) by @RitaOra is still one of my favourite songs to spin. Just thought I would share
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Can't wait to see some NYC cherry blossoms http://t.co/yRjOi1qML8
samantharonson
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Had to #regram this. http://t.co/5oGvIs5kzD
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

See something, say something. #apictureisworthathousandwords http://t.co/CJI33SvYoQ
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Damn- Lauryn Hill sold 50 million records?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Important- if I ever disappear without leaving a note- I was taken against my will. #inspiredbythenews
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Question- is texting “mazel tov” to a non Jew/ Hebrew speaking person the equivalent of sending “Bon anniversaire” to a Greek person?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Wet Hot American Summer: "Watch this!" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/SHZkQbzzf3) #watch
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

The Great Escape: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/2DA33LCvZ1) #listen
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

that's what a hamburger's all about. #sharingtheannoyingsongstuckinmyhead
Updated 17 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Phew! #knicks
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Let’s go! Knicks “@SammyGetzSports: @samantharonson anytime Sam.. Let’s Go #Knicks !!!! 🏀🏀🏀🏀”
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samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Anyone know how I can watch the knicks game on my iPhone?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Can't argue with that. @ Windward Circle http://t.co/0xB3lka4pU
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Love Is a Losing Game: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/4VXJwKrxP1) #listen
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samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

"You'll shoot your eye out" apparently didn't scare anyone. http://t.co/L7XFHkHd8o
samantharonson
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Who wanted a series? Not this fan. “@nyknicks: Coach Woodson: “Nobody said it’s going to be easy, but now we have a series.” #Knicks”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

@ev @chrissyteigen happy to help!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Let’s go KNICKS!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Great day of #bejeweledblitz @ broken toys studio http://t.co/qzY0L6kj2I
samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Having a debate with my homie @OrenYoel - he says only English / australian people like Marmite- I say not true- what say you?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Kiss of the Damned (2012) - IMDb: "Starring my beautiful sister in law Josephine de la Baume" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/GiRZM7846D) #watch
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Oh yeah- his version is a duet with @OfficialAdele produced by @iamMarkRonson
Updated 20 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

All you folks reporting on Celine Dion's "new song"- do your research- it's a @DanMerriweather song from HIS album- Love and War.
Updated 20 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

This is amazing.... Watch #CandidlyNicole on @aolon http://t.co/Rxem5pIKAi #AOLNewFront
Updated 20 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Song Of The Day- WATER AND A FLAME by DANIEL MERRIWEATHER ft ADELE-http://t.co/32YhmaMl83
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

To the man driving the Call Of Duty edition Jeep- I appreciate you and your commitment to the gamer lifestyle.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

The Boys of Summer: "Song of the day" via @MavenSay (http://t.co/2imeorNiQp) #listen
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samantharonson
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

However, with that said, If I could rap I would be working on a #TeamDannyZuker track right now. Or maybe I will write a ballad to funny…
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Twitter beefs are so much better than hip hop battles because we don’t have to wait for singles to drop. #teamDannyZuker #TeamADD
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Awesome! “@kaffrinb: @samantharonson finally. Yay! http://t.co/ewJDjopego”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Snitches get stitches “@Molly_Kats:When I was 7,my bro shot me in the ass with a BB gun&then threw my hamster out the window when I tattled”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

The crocs to jellies“@chrissyteigen: so beaches is like a somehow even sadder sandals”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

LA folks-GREAT LIVE music for FREE tonight! @chieftheband are playing the final night of their @TheSatelliteLA residency- Free CDs also!
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

No way- she “sends” me Reiki all the time. No joke “@discobisc: @samantharonson lol were they all from your mother?”
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Common Sense http://t.co/wbWN4dP3gY
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Kind of obsessed with this twitter battle between @DannyZuker and Carrot Top.
Updated 22 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

New funny mixtape https://t.co/M5jaulerCs
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Hear and follow brokentoysrecords on #SoundCloud https://t.co/M5jaulerCs
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Studio rat @ broken toys studio http://t.co/aMPNKjFl7I
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Happy Birthday to you @jessicaalba and all the rest of you taurus folk! while on the subject- what is the plural version of taurus?
Updated 23 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Dear iPhone, are there so many people focused on the study of mallards that “f*cking” need be auto corrected?
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Golden Boy marathon today- smart premise to keep me watching. anyone else down with this show?
Updated 23 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

please RT for every #huggiesbaby2baby tweet until Mother's Day- Huggie's will donate a pack of diapers to families in need to @baby2baby org
Updated 24 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Always love these articles Apparently This Matters: At concerts, put that cell phone down http://t.co/oB7IjaWFWn
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

is that al pacino doing the voice over for the Jeep commercial? was this the inspiration? http://t.co/jGHBxpAwqc
Updated 24 days ago via web Permalink
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

Dinner! http://t.co/udNrF1wTR2
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.

"hear the earthquake, don't feel it." a new sales pitch for the folks at tempurpedic. you're welcome.
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Don't be mad, UPS is hiring.
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