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“@RufusHound: NB if you're a smoking hot lady, this is the only time I'd suggest doing what Russ asks. THE ONLY TIME.” Sensible caveat. Xx
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Do us a favour and read this http://t.co/NeH4YSFSNl Or don't read it but sign the petition. It will improve our society. RT
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You lot! Read this http://t.co/DCXml8KlTc Then sign the petition please.
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“@sugarbabeniall: @rustyrockets @Harry_Styles Harry isn't a womaniser. :(” sorry mate. I take it back. X
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I wrote this http://t.co/DCXml8KlTc please read and sign. Thanks @CarolineLucas
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That bloke's a nut. A nut who happens to be Muslim. Blaming Muslims for this is like blaming Hitler's mustache for the holocaust.
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“@xGlitzyRitzyx: @rustyrockets signed! Now can I get like a virtual kiss?” Yes! A virtua-kiss on the virtua-vulva http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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“@EmHeathy: @rustyrockets @Kate_trotter That's just a photo - no link.... Or am I being a dumbo?” My fault. http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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“@ThomasEdwick: @CarolineLucas Petition signed hazzahh! And in only 30 seconds...” Usain Bolt of signatures. http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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Congratulations @AndyTCarroll for signing for the world's best club. Now sign this http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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“@nicfodor68: I'm with you rus, gay should not be allowed in our society.” Mate! I love the ol gays! Now sign this http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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“@HayleyWise: @rustyrockets signed 84 seconds ;)” someone done 47 secs. http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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I read your book @davidwalliams (bits about me anyway) now sign this. This is the proper link. http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG
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What a div. I've been tweeting a photo. Sign this. http://t.co/mx6st7EuzG We need 90k and I need to go on a course.
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We need 90k quick! Sign it! http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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“@Kate_trotter: @rustyrockets Where's the link to sign it? Would like to do my bit.” Here! http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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Learn about @CarolineLucas a woman who truly represents us. Sign her petition http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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“@stephylouise: @rustyrockets you should sing the only fools and horses song at the end of every future gig :)” I will.
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Excuse me @davidwalliams @DavidGArnold @RealMattLucas please stop celebrating gay marriage and get this signed http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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My adored womanising apprentice @Harry_Styles please encourage your followers to sign this http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2 one day you might need it!
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Excuse me @wossy @stephenfry @Scroobiuspipyo @simonpegg @SimonAmstell @Baddiel get people to sign this please http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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“@mvawilkinson:
I'm sorry but you are completely out of touch with reality It took me 47 seconds to sign the petition. :-)” beat that!
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“@ant687: @rustyrockets done mate” Nice one son! @CarolineLucas our fearless, bra-less leader will be chuffed
#sorryifthatssexist
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“@seb_rafferty: @rustyrockets done” You are nicer than a gay marriage. Tell @CarolineLucas that you did it.
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“@ImyZiggy: @rustyrockets signed!:)” You are cool! Tell @CarolineLucas you did it.
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“@elizabettybeau:@rustyrockets signed :)” thanks darling. I know how tricky it is, I did it. I mean signing the petition, not getting clean.
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My mate Sarah is doing a show in LA if you go and see it you will like it https://t.co/XaTJTqeVvr
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Please sign this thing. It will help is all. It will take 90-100 seconds (depending on typing skills) http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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Need 100k signatures on this to cause aggro in parliament, please assist. http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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Hello. Do you know anyone who has a drug problem? Have you seen anyone with one? Could we improve their treatment? http://t.co/rBSwvdxal2
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Witness the cygnets. Sign this petition http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/stGmOnEu0R
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Signing this to begin change on our drug laws is boring http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 but not as boring as a 5 stretch for being ill.
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“@Wes6976: @rustyrockets Drug laws? Surely we should be debating the fact we buy black guys for the queen to sit on?” It must be stopped!
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“@Tom_Bridges82: Great read but we drew in Madrid in the 1st leg - I'm telling Fergie on you!” Shit. Sorry. http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1
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“@Dreama: totally unrelated but I want another podcast series. The one off was a tease...” I will! #signit http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1
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“@ghee_14: @rustyrockets what do you think of this 10pound note haha http://t.co/9DHDc3rfGO” #longlivethequeen http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1
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“@ERoseRichardson:Just saw @rustyrockets walking through Parliament, resisted the urge to accost him!” You should've! http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1
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I 'alf inched a government thing about gay marriage. All marriage is a bit gay. #signit http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/CcwP4T6HM4
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This clock is priceless. Think how many junkies we could straighten out with tick tock dosh. http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/2s3gqfF97L
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The Queen sits in that. We bought it. Sign this http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 to have a proper chat on drug laws http://t.co/KSEjyl3CuP
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See these twerps? If 100k sign this http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 they'll have to have a proper look at drug laws #signit http://t.co/tvhDN5ootC
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We need 100,000 signatures on this http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 for the government to investigate drug policy! Sign it! http://t.co/Ua7AKSE37R
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Important! @CarolineLucas wants the government to look at their daft drug policy sign this! http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/rNbJill7KT
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Today I was with @carolinelucas a POLITICIAN we can trust. Here is my Parliament pass. http://t.co/Kl3wkvAISP
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I wrote this thing about Sir Alex Ferguson. http://t.co/g6AWksbkeO
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I will be in Los Angeles May 24 & 25 at @LargoLosAngeles. You can come. http://t.co/qk8oPeyubF http://t.co/aW588TKcpF
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“@Scroobiuspipyo: "Real G's move in silence like Lasagne..." - lil Wayne” Beautiful poetry. And a nice reminder for Spurs fans on this day.
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Too much? Not enough? http://t.co/y8IztR8F15 #COYI http://t.co/Oeh4zNktw8
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Me at C4 Comedy Gala photographed by @TheRealJackDee. I look like a near death experience. http://t.co/XLqETaRMye
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Well that explains my hobbies. Thanks @fugueur http://t.co/vgCGavGNdV
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This joker knocked me up a bit of nosh. @jamieoliver knows that vegetarianism is the one true way http://t.co/43MRePusJ7
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“@Jai70: Saw @rustyrockets putting something into some bird's mouth earlier...🎣 http://t.co/CplzxfEuoQ” fine dining.
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“@WillBinks1: @rustyrockets, AKA Russell Brand, can't act. But he's very good at playing Russell Brand.” Plus I do the costumes.
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“@Danbo12: Your old Geography teacher Mr Eckley is very happy with your message. Thank you so much! http://t.co/9pjEAv3Tcy” I love him
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I will be at Lake Tahoe July 27 at @MontBleuResort. You can come. yhttp://on.fb.me/101sV7X
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Come see me LIVE on July 27 at @MontBleuResort. Tix on sale right now! More info here: http://t.co/ItynYPL4Yl
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“@mrgeepoet: Gooble Gobble... #NameTheFilm” Freaks. You are one of us. Now where are you?
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London: Day 1 - Rainbow Matrix. This will be a sexy trip. http://t.co/4DQY5HI9Rp
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Hey you lot- I'm in London- I'm doing stand up next Tuesday http://t.co/uZDy2jrRZE come!
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London, giddy London is it home of the free or what? I'm doing three gigs and creating gentle disruption in the smoke.
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“@Yermate: have you seen this? #unreal Cotati California is a brutal police state http://t.co/m2JMA8Rd6L via @youtube” Cause for concern.
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Eccentric breakfast. This is real life Great Gatsby. https://t.co/ghpefofhgy
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“@katkasket: @rustyrockets are you ever coming out to Chicago? Please do :)” I'm doing Just For laughs festival there soon- come!
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“@dkhosy: @rustyrockets will west ham get in Europe next year? Will you manage them?” No! No!
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“@ruthcawdron: do you have a word that I can try and slip into an English exam?” Desacralise (z if you're US) divest of sacredness.
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“@BrandyWandLover: @rustyrockets I have a reaaaally sore back- are you any good at massages?!x” not bad. Better at the front.
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“@KeyleaHowson: @rustyrockets is the most sexual man on this planet #fuckyouprettyboys” Hold on. I'm not a pretty boy? #waytobreakittome
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“@gavedrohl: @rustyrockets why did your show have to be 16 and over, i can't go because i'm 15 and i want to cry” it's a bit grown up. X
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“@JTeal101: @rustyrockets is there life after death, I'll believe you if you say so?” Yes. Death is just a haircut for the hole body.
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“@liameddy111: @rustyrockets tell me I'm wanted I feel like I'm not” you are wanted by holy people and perverts. Stay cheerful. X
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“@sitthefluckdown: @rustyrockets I have a law exam tomorrow can't you just kidnap me” that is illegal.
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“@sassy_yazzi: @rustyrockets You want to wish me luck on my exam darling? It's going to be difficult :(” Enjoy it, it's only pretend.
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“@SapphBanks: @rustyrockets I feel like shite. Tell me that you love me?” I love you
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Doug: Rush wouldn't mislead you.
Me: What about by accident?
Doug: Possibly. http://t.co/liFzVWCGVr
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Uncomplicated relationship with narcissistic freeloader who's scratching himself on my belly http://t.co/zgRwfHE35g
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We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy #basicallyasealpun http://t.co/fuFLJ8hhEo
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“@CorvinBlacke: @rustyrockets You're white?” Only on the outside. My vital organs are Chinese and my skeleton is African. #danishtoes
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“@rajagopalan_: want @rustyrockets to teach me a word a day.” Satyromaniac - male equivalent of a nymphomaniac.
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Go and see @KaliHawk in #Peeples - especially if you're white or just pale. This includes me.
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Oh it's in Chicago. On June 12th. Stand up. Me. http://t.co/jqaMq8UbTx
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On June 12 I am performing at Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, come if you like http://t.co/jqaMq8UbTx
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Watch me in this interview with Eddie Stern tell me what you think- I ain't watched it yet. http://t.co/7eMvHN3UwN
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Come and see me showing off in London NEW STAND UP https://t.co/Ujf1VhASfO
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“@starleigh2000: @rustyrockets Guyism? Is that what you get your news from?” It's a news source we can all trust.
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Charles Ramsey, casual hero and spontaneous satirist http://t.co/wbl6aWm0SF
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“@MichaelElliot19: @rustyrockets was it difficult being part of the Mafia at that age ?” Especially when I had to do hits.
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“@fugueur: Video: Fantastic rare Bill Hicks interview from 1988 http://t.co/ZSSeeeOqPO” he remains the master.
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“@stephenpollar17: @rustyrockets hahaha Eddie Munster”
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“@kazzykate: @rustyrockets you looked like a fat elvis haha x” Thank you, thank you very much.
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“@TallulahPeppers: @rustyrockets I'd bone you even if you looked like Hitler.” This is true love.
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Other people tweeted me this http://t.co/qfgHhfRDDh Ah, cruel puberty! Only surpassed by wicked adulthood. Love to all SF public schools
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“@FluidHair_Sarah: Something @rustyrockets could appreciate. http://t.co/Hp9ymgDCoc” I did.
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“@darthvanner: look at my boyfriend Pele, he thinks I'm cheating him with you! http://t.co/OXWKMoKBM6” pele has been very tolerant.
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“@fuckaty: @rustyrockets I've been waiting for you since I was 9 years old” hmmm. Unless its been a 20 year wait I'm a bit uncomfy.
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“@katymyhudson: @rustyrockets http://t.co/jIglQ48hpT” HELLO SAUSAGE!! X
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“@Giant222: @rustyrockets is Nanking like wanking with your nan?” I don't think there's a word for that mate. You're ahead of language.
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Happy 5 May “Es mejor morir de pie que vivir de rodillas.”
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