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Are you talking to me or Faye? RT @MuhammadNavee38: @faye_reagan @robcorddry Hi dear .... dont you stop all these nude activities....please.
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1st WBCN, now this. Last nail in the coffin of terrestrial radio RT @imnatecorddry: Sad day in Boston radio...You'll be missed @wfnx #101.7
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Dig it:
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#childrenshospital
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Awww. Thank you!
RT@ImApRoUkNo: I'd let @robcorddry verify all over my face. ;-)
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I like boobies with freckles on them. And I mean that in the most disrespectful way.
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You people are verification crazy.
RT@ImApRoUkNo: Why is @robcorddry NOT verified? ...Weird.
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More from my #childrenshospital editor: "In the VFX folder you'll find the smoothed out dog penis fix" This is my job.
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My dear friends Randy and Jason Sklar's show The United Stats of America airs tonight: 10pm ET/PT on History Channel. I invite you to watch!
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If you are on @Spotify you should ask yourself why you don't subscribe to all of @jakefogelnest's playlists.
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Preach it Cords! http://t.co/hESqiHzT @imnatecorddry
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Full disclosure @Inkleach: I am shooting HTTM2 in my backyard on my iPhone, Dogma style. Zero million dollar budget!
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Careful! I reserve the right to steal that shit RT @seanieBM: was actually hoping for the "The Rise of Lou", the intermittent years #HTTM2
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Preach! http://t.co/DPusygqu @Remender: Microsoft is the worst bullshit in the universe. Word is such endlessly crashing garbage
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There is, as they say, "movement"! RT @Inkleach: you're the man to ask, the answer better blow my mind.
Any news on Hot Tub Time Machine 2?
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Someone just dropped a Cute-Bomb on You Tube. It will make you like this song again.
http://t.co/8sL8U8xU
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Because I GET her.
RT @ThisBertha: You follow @Kateupton? Why?
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Oh yeah. One of our best!
RT @MrNoncents: Was Tristram Shapeero available to direct an episode or two? He's such a good fit for the show.
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Early August! RT @MrNoncents: @robcorddry Is #ChildrensHospital still slated to come back in June? My life has been so empty without it.
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I'm in Miami too, girl! Lets get buzzed and go to an animal shelter!
RT @KateUpton: Miami your killing me with this traffic!!
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Obtuse insults never cease to get a "huh" out of me.
RT @StonesOnTheRox: @robcorddry U look like Clay Aiken's dildo...but w/ less glitter
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I'm hosting @tropfestUSA at the
@Cosmopolitan_LV on 6/3 and
@realhughjackman is doing NY (always trying to one up me)
http://t.co/c1Apdux6
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Yeah, do you?
RT @krislakin: @robcorddry u remember shooting a bit at a rehab on Cavalleri Road in Malibu in/around '08?
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Oh. I thought we were going to fuck in this scene?
@rikilindhome: About to shoot the fuck out of a scene w @KeeganMKey http://t.co/BEOA3w21
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I just saw Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. And soon you will too. Bring tissues for crying and for laughing. #seekingafriend
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Hey dudes? Whoever purchased "Smell Yo Dick" on my iTunes account? Not cool.
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Agreed
RT @mslesliebibb: I'm having the best time on this movie! It was another fucking fun day at the office with @robcorddry & @keeganmkey
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My most recent note to the editor of #childrenshospital: his diaharrea performance is far superior in that it’s very sincere.
This is my job
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Right. "children". got it.
RT@Dubn8r: heard it was about pedophiles & was directed by Roman Polanski & Jeffrey Jones #ChildrensHospital
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Agree
RT @WarnerSays: @robcorddry I need to start watching #ChildrensHospital !
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My second thought: she got the make-up perfect!
RT @adriibayy: Dr. Adri Downs MD #ChildrensHospital http://t.co/O7uIVkgV
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Was fixed. Now go try and enjoy life
RT@CapitanoKat: Y did Blake's shirt go from having handprints 2 amorphous blobs in #childrenshospital
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Stop flirting Y, I'm married RT @YulVazquez: @robcorddry where were u last night U think ur a badass? @keeganmkey @mslesliebibb were there!
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Pic for ref: @sparky1732: @KeeganMKey you and @robcorddry gotta be cookin up something hilarious! http://t.co/jiOw0Rup
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Thanks @jakefogelnest. Spotify won't stop playing it so I'm just going to do that. Re: my hotel roof, I CAN or CAN'T fly? CAN'T, right?
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I don't care, man. Just try to show it to someone not yet in the club. RT @MattDButters: Are you still okay with us stealing it?
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Trying to decide whether I should listen to "Levon" again or die of loneliness. @jakefogelnest, thoughts?
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First, enjoy the worst press release ever written. Then buy the fucking DVD: http://t.co/sQ3sLfq5
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A+ RT @1inch1der: @andrewrow why would anyone pretend to be Rob Corddry??
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Maybe I'm not the real Rob Corddry. RT @andrewrow: @robcorddry if you're the real Rob Corddry, why aren't you verified?
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Gonna MAD jack-off to it. RT @amysohn: My new book MOTHERLAND is on its way, @robcorddry. Totally going to reverse your vasectomy!
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Is it dildo season already? RT @NateBDPCarter: @robcorddry all this dildo talk is getting me excited for the new season! #childrenshospital
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RT @hwinkler4real: @pattonoswalt have a great rehearsal
God, get a room! (a rehearsal room, a nice neutral space -really cheap on 14th st.)
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Excerpt from #childrenshospital notes Pt 2: "But little boy rape jokes you’re cool with. Got it." This is my job.
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Excerpt from #childrenshospital notes Pt 1: "I find it disturbing to see Henry Winkler being kicked in the face so much..." @hwinkler4real
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Got this response from my #childrenshospital editor: "you were right, alts 3 and 4 had the same effect, dildo-wise". This is my job.
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Pats fan?
RT @djimenez9: @robcorddry Cry me a river. Do the crime, do the time.
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I get my news from you
RT @JoeyBoots: @ri think you are the most famous person who follows me - congrats to putting up with my tweets.
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My boner winks back
@MalinAkerman: @robcorddry:note 4 the editor of CH:"get ADR for Malin's line. She swallows the top." here u go: Gulp ;)
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Don't tell me what to do!
RT@RonnieFlynn: @robcorddry don't try too hard..
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Another note for the editor of Childrens Hospital: "get ADR for Malin's line. She swallows the top. " This is my job. @malinakerman
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Just gave the following note to the editor on Childrens Hospital: "Just the dildo, yes. Not the condoms." This is my job
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Slighty more. thanks!
@annaironside:@johncusack @mrcraigrobinson Was it as much fun 2 make Hot Tub Time Machine as it was 2 watch? hilarious
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Preach it! #onlytakesaminute RT @CrackerStacker6: @robcorddry thanks for that last tweet. Killed me. Just write a fucking punch line!
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Nothin like #'s to get a joke across #hack #SAGmin RT @EdWagenseller: @robcorddry nothing like being #7 on call sheet #dayplayer #unmasked
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Tell me 2 get 2 NOLA! I shoot today! RT @TheSmarmyBum:1st celeb sighting @ Coachella: @robcorddry Not who I was expecting 2 see but huge fan
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I didnt know we were doing our "hard" looks! I look like your girlfriend RT @de3zie: @robcorddry thanks for the pic http://t.co/wQ62pXaT
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Great 1st day at work. @mslesliebibb and @michaelianblack are so patient with my process (loud screaming and Jaeger). Take my workshop kids!
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August! Locking episodes as we "speak" @StotheMestan: @robcorddry When are there going to be new episodes of Children's Hospital?
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People with the most indomitable spirits are usually the ones who are tested the most. I respond poorly to hardship. On purpose.
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I play "Guy Who's Behind Luke Wilson a Lot" RT@stevielates: Watching Old School on TV, I had no idea @robcorddry was in it!
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Portland! Get over yourselves and go see @JAdomian @Earwolf standup album taping next Wed 4/11 @HeliumComedyPDX! http://t.co/nw2uAU2H
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Not anymore. They tore it down. “@johnhuckabay: @robcorddry is children's hospital shot at the same hospital that scrubs was?”
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He got kicked out of school for lying RT @jasonpartyy: my college roommate & #ChildrensHospital dr @robcorddry Great show or greatest show?
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It doesn't animated suck cock? @johnnytaylor: @robcorddry I just watched #childrenshospital and it live action sucks cock.
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Is that question really worthy of four question marks? @WilliamCortez15: @robcorddry why dont you want to get verified????
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These are the people I am disappointing today http://t.co/sKz8Oqb0
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If you've ever given or received "Oh my God, eat something" as a compliment, please stay away from my daughters.
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It's going to be a great day http://t.co/kFCje4iy
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Ladies disagree RT @dcralls: @robcorddry ruins #childrenshospital for me
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that's fair @DuffyM_: @hwinkler4real Can't/won't do it, Henry. I only follow people who engage in conversation with their followers/fans.
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RT @Jordan_Morris: latest #JJGO has @robcorddry, so the fact that u haven't listened makes you seem kind of ridiculous http://t.co/LilE8mCj
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I'm in your head RT @FranciscoSims: Wrong side of the bed. Grumpy pants. Dreamt I punched @robcorddry in the throat. Great dream.
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FUCKING AGREE RT @mslesliebibb: @laughspincom @thomaslennon So excited 2 work with these motherfuckers! This script makes me so happy-FUNNY!
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RT @Spirometer: Pound: @dynamoe @robcorddry @johnrossbowie, Berson, Bhasin @jamiedenbo, @thebrianhuskey @ucbtheatre. http://t.co/PwLxTS0I
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Was just told that #childrenshospital is not STREAMING on Netflix. Will work on that. In the meantime, just fucking steal it.
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Is it wrong to promote your show using trending topics? If not, watch seasons 1 and 2 of #Childrenshosital on Netflix. #reasonsyougetstabbed
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Agree. He returns Season 4, premiering in August. @IamBeccaStanley: Jon Hamm on #ChildrensHospital! Hysterical!
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We wrote 90% of Naked Babies sketches there! RT @JohnRossBowie: ...I dismiss the idea that Goldman Sachs "used to be great." @sethismorris
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Anyone? http://t.co/fuItxWwV RT @patrickcotnoir: @davidwain @KenMarino ...#childrenshospital take place before/after The Ten for Marino...?
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Weird animal stuff, but not with animals. Per se. RT @KingsMelon: @robcorddry Why? Drugs? Hookers?Weird animal stuff with animals?
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He was in jail. Getting back on his feet soon @KingsMelon: Whatever happened to @AttentionStaff? He's been awfully quiet for some time now.
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I will fight you Jose! (no I won't) http://t.co/lzBpZDTB RT @jakefogelnest: @JoseCanseco! @robcorddry made that movie! @paulscheer's in it 2
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Believe it RT @VodkaTonicMD: @robcorddry Is this the REAL you? You're not verified... I refuse 2 believe ur REAL tweets r this non-sensical
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My friend @battingstanceg wrote a great piece based on my friend @michaelianblack's tweet. That's both of my friends! http://t.co/JpjJBhJB
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Done! RT @DomsWildThings: if you tell people about @DomsWildThings I'll tell people about #childrenshospital. And I won't kill u with sticks
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Lets do it live at a Farmers Market RT @EugeneMirman: @robcorddry @gkwobe A Sunday afternoon Bluegrass War!!! Just what I was hoping for!
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It makes me feel joyless & hostile RT @gkwobe: Sorry you don't like bluegrass, but don't call it shitty. makes you sound joyless and hostile
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Hey hipsters. Thanks for making Bluegrass cool again. What really shitty thing are you going to pretend to like next?
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I get stage fright. Even with no cameras. @UofL3000: @robcorddry @joannaangel I was really hoping for a Joanna & Rob sex scene.
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I deserve that RT@DJScratchinfish: go fuck yourself u dirty fucking bastard I hope this movie destroys the careers of everyone associated
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#Childrenshospital's @JoannaAngel made a hilarious FOD video. She's as funny as she is great at having sex on camera. http://t.co/OHZV9o0f
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Tim and Eric made a perfect date movie! http://t.co/osWE9dMS
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Is @tonyburkett a funny man? Yes, he is a funny man. I'm assuming he's a man. #ff
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pleasure is fleeting and you can't get happy by relaxing. I'm awesome. @Gmcarthur1219: What's the difference between happiness and pleasure?
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Fair. Jokes aside, last night's Oscars were pretty fun. In spite of BC RT @TheBascoFiasco: @robcorddry why RU so angry towards Billy Crystal
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Oscar prediction: 9-11 movies will start winning 20 years from now. And I will be a humorless douchbag about it. #oscars
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