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The kid’s not mine. Don’t even try that shit man. RT @lawebmorrell:I graduated Umass in 94 started in 90 we were there same time
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Tiring trying to be as good as Ray Manzarek Today. And to answer all your questions, he played bass parts on 1 organ & piano on the other.
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All day in honor of Ray Manzarek I will be playing bass w one hand and piano w the other while I put up with an egomaniac in leather pants.
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Excluding NJ and St. Elsewhere
RT @stuckintheslope: When @robcorddry said he hated hospital TV shows, who knew #NurseJackie’d be one
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Yes.
RT @SuperCecil30: Hey @robcorddry since you can't call the sequel HTTM 3, can you guys ViSIT HTTM 3 in part 2 somehow?
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Here's something stupid and beautiful to do with your time: http://t.co/E8q4hhGtdC
#rapturepalooza
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Yes and no.
RT @HughDoTHatPapaw: @robcorddry rock out with cock out, jam out with your spout out. Kim Kardashians moo moo.
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Had all boob skintags removed in honor of Angelina
RT @aangles_xx: go shirtless. everyone will be distracted by the skin tag on your nipple
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Please respond in the form of an answer
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Real quick... when is it NOT appropriate to go "dick out of pants"? Follow up: what do you pair that with? FWIW, I'm wearing button flys.
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RT @scriptsquid: what drug do i have to take to think your fnny it took a few bottles of robitussin to catch onto Louis CK
Cyanide?
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But you told me not to flame needlessly. Do as you say, not as you do?
RT @hswolff: @robcorddry no need to needlessly flame
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I have more than 140 characters to say about that.
RT @WebersArtStudio: Do u think ur a bigger Stern Superfan than @1NatalieMaines?
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If you got your wife a candle for Mother’s Day you are phoning this shit in.
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I do my best to sound like I know something about kids here: http://t.co/iODOpPTEMI
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July 25th! Episode one is titled “A New Hope” #blakedownsisdead
RT @Drake_Marcus: When can I see season 5 of #ChildrensHospital
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Agree. RT @Adam1021: 'Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story' is mandatory viewing. @robcorddry
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Subway restaurants smell like a loaf of bread's asshole
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Funniest response I've ever received.
RT @anticybr: You have to shout "THE FINGER!" during every pause in the dialogue.
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If I ever go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show in a theater I will dress as a middle finger that is giving the middle finger.
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Can I wear culottes to a summer wedding?
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Grad school is for lawyers and people with ponytails.
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Right?
RT @Homieyarlay: id:0088964665 sub:001 dlvrd:001 submit date:1305022 done date:1305022 stat:DELIVRD err:000 text:@robcorddry: Grounds
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Grounds for spanking: My daughter pronounces "Piñata" like she's an evening news anchor.
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Notes from the #ChildrensHospital edit room:
"I'm just not tracking the whole penis thing"
"I agree. Let's cut."
This is my job.
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Ba Ba Booey and Ca Ca Corddry http://t.co/bUo8jKylKq
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just lost about an hour to #drawsomething2 http://t.co/Q1HwobK73H
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We were SO high.
RT @imnatecorddry: Corddry's in the back of a VW bus, circa 1984...
@robcorddry @corddry http://t.co/qytTYSKZcw
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RT @Rtreatwilliams: @robcorddry
That is now the way I will always remember you
You gorgeous bastard.
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RT @RobJay85: Not sure how to perceive this kinky pic of @robcorddry but it's very nice indeed http://t.co/psPvxtgATO
I'm just giving back
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It's "Stop talking about how sweet little Dzhokhar was a victim" o'clock. Let's get to the "push him down some stairs in prison" part.
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Watch #happyendings tonight. It's an impt show. And I stick my finger in @caseyrosewilson 's mouth. http://t.co/QCUPEG96Ct
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RT @torrHL: @robcorddry works in the building next to ours and is walking around outside right now.
"Don't be creepy."
-@hotdogsladies
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RT @TorontoGal13: was*
Thanks TorontoGal for correcting my grammar. I wish society was more tolerant of people like you. I were wrong.
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The effervescent @JohnRossBowie and the ever-foamy @kevinsussman have made something beautiful out of clay and jokes! http://t.co/yJuuq4YYIC
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I wish my dick were as long as the Game of Thrones opening credits. And as interesting.
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RT @pookie77: @kate_hess remind me to tell you my @robcorddry story sometime.
Spoiler alert: I do something great.
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A piece of practical optimism for you in light of the Boston tragedy: http://t.co/EVgT25DIQd
Nutshell: you bomb shit you're gonna get caught
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wife's account's been hacked to farm existing tweets containing certain words. Spamming it is like trying to make a robot cry. Thks @Ttom925
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RT @ChristianaJoy: how do I know it's not you who is the hacker?
Suddenly the internet is worried about being a dick to someone?
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The idiot tweeting from my wife's account @sanalan is not my wife. Feel free to flood the hacker's feed with hateful nonsense.
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You know Patrick Wilson and Josh Radnor? Cool!
RT @LMDphoto: LOVE when old friends become fancy ass celebs @JoshRadnor @patrickwilson73
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Josh, who would you say your favorite member of the panel was? Off the record of course. @joshuahorowitz @mark_wahlberg @kenjeong @barpaly
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RT @jewlyeuh: why no apostrophe in #ChildrensHospital. This bothers me so much
Named after founder Arthur Childrens. Why no period?
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I've had two glasses of Riesling. 12% alcohol! Any porn stars or local politicians want to meet up in an AOL chat room?
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I'm walking home and even though I'm drunk I'm pretty psyched abut the steps I'm going to clock on my pedometer.
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Yes. Exactly. You get it.
RT @ESP717717: thats a take off on the classic one liner "I'm on a sea food diet, every time I see food I eat it
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I'd like to use this forum to make a personal confession: I have an eating disorder. When I see food I eat it. Mostly sea food.
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RT @Avelino_Maltos: @robcorddry do you care for your fans!?
I LITERALLY care for them. Like a turn of the century hospice nurse.
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RT @TheGoatweed: @robcorddry merch is great, but how about a new season? #whilewereyoung
Same time every year. Mid June. #hacktagjokes
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Supreme Court 2nd guesses gay marriage case. Also #ChildrensHospital merch finally available: http://t.co/JcEKwVKRUW http://t.co/sv32CxhcuY
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Do you choose the urinal that's higher than the others or the one where you can look in a mirror while you pee? Either way you're a douche.
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My brother @imnatecorddry and my sister from another mother @mariathayer did something VERY important here: http://t.co/W3M55hIyoq
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I just told my wife that her lipstick was "dickable". Because I'm a gentleman.
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Give this guy your money so we can finally read his book! http://t.co/iHUL6seVwe
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Rapturepalooza Red Band Trailer: http://t.co/u2zU7My59X TOTALLY SAFE for work Watch it with HR! @MrCraigRobinson @annakendrick47 @JohnFDaley
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RT @edzareh: #NakedBabies
@JohnRossBowie
@sethismorris
@thebrianhuskey
@robcorddry
Lookie, lookie!!
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Affleck's abs are pissed that he didn't thank them.
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We're not that far away from a Renee Zellweger overdose.
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Michael Clarke Duncan was engaged to Omarosa. That's two things I didn't know about him.
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Sandra Bullock's plastic surgeon takes raw mass and sculpts it down to its rawest truth
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Those aren't her erect nipples, its just the dress... designed by a genius
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Affleck insults Seth, bombs and he flubs his bit. Most satisfying moment yet. He'll show his abs trying to get them back. #fuckaffleck2013
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Seth MacFarlane has so far been way funnier than anyone on twitter. #oscars
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We were never actually separated. RT @richardroeper: Separated at birth: @petersagal and @robcorddry ... http://t.co/UKZn2YWDNB
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Buy tix on the Web Wide Internets for #EscapeFromPlanetEarth. It's so much easier than anything else, ever! http://t.co/qnGtBysD
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RT @TheMasonCook: excited to join the cast of the ABC pilot #SPY with @RobCorddry
Welcome Mason. I need a ride to set all week, cool?
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Happy Valentines Day. I got you a new episode of #Newsreaders. Tonight at Midnight on @AdultSwim clip: http://t.co/bER0iKbl
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Dominic Monaghan is still like that kid I caught frogs with as a kid. This show is fucked up. Watch #domswildthings @BBCAmerica 10/9ct tnght
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#Newsreaders this week... it's mostly about pubic hair. Thursday at Midnight only on @AdultSwim
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My wife prefers to keep the kitchen nice and neat. I mostly agree. #sundance
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When I was a kid I hated getting my face wet. I think it was my mother transferring her fears to me. #sundance
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My shower is being a dick. #sundance
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There is a porn movie called "Midnight Experience with Titty Babe". #sundance
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Childrens Hospital spinoff #Newsreaders premieres TONIGHT 1/17 at Midnight on @adultswim http://t.co/P6ZoKJK8
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You stay away from my kids. RT @ellisaurus_rex: @robcorddry I want to have your babies
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My chest dick RT @RafeAnderson: pd $10 for a free copy of the Improper Bostonian. What are u pulling out of your suit? http://t.co/KuWzZLfs
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Google Hangout right now with Nick Hoult for #warmbodies at http://t.co/IhLrB4xG
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Terry Will Racoeure #ChildrensHospital RT @steveagee: Thnks for having me back yesterday! So much fun. How do you spell Terry’s name again
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First trailer for NEWSREADERS the spinoff of #childrenshospital is here: http://t.co/trCuBaZJ Finally, a fake news show!
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I never meant to bring FUNK! RT @wayansjr: watch #happyEndings tonight at 9pm/8c Guest @robcorddry brings that FUNK in every way possible!
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Come to terms with this trailer first. Then do all your other stuff. http://t.co/2dW52rpP. #warmbodies
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I'm not a prince RT @amyczhou: PIE CONTEST STORY IS BACK #cbc #legendary #wiretap/ in iTunes. Read by clown/prince/genius @robcorddry
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You were in Anchorman RT @paulscheer: @kumailn @Hellbaby Wait a second, am I the guy who was on The Daily Show or am I on The League
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If you're going to poop and drive wear a diaper! http://t.co/coPggOlu
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RT @kara4497: people are posting the warm bodies trailer on facebook saying "want to see this so bad". I'VE TRAINED THEM WELL. I'M SO PROUD
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I'm about to get onstage for the #nevernotfunny Pardcastathon. Most likely to talk about what a dick am. If its live tune in. I have no idea
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What would Fonzie say if he got this in the mail today? http://t.co/UUyjgwUY
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Here's an article I wrote about douche-bags. http://t.co/hs40yJsY
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It's a GREAT movie. Feb 1st! RT @joeloton: can't wait to watch you in warm bodies! It looks awesome
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Because it distracts you from schoolwork! I'm looking out for you Kara. RT @kara4497: you don't talk to me anymore... i am no longer whole
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Is Blake Downs Really dead? If so can TV survive? Watch the season finale of #ChildrensHospital tonight at midnight on #adultswim
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Yes! you made my day. RT @CommodoreCrush: Did I just hear the punk band Death on #ChildrensHospital? Awesome!
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Steve Corddry, US Army 1st Infantry Division, Vietnam.
Thanks Dad.
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Nothing from Yahoo server experts though RT @YahooFootball: Need help picking your starters Check out rankings from Yahoo!'s fantasy experts
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The hyping begins RT @DrayJay3: You haven't been hyping this, but it looks like it's going to be great! #warmbodies https://t.co/JdHxiAVU
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