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These delicious unsalted pretzels I'm eating are stamped "Best by FEB7/2012". Will I die? Because this isn't a bad way to go.
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What an asshole. RT @RealGilbert Why did the rectum go to sleep? He was feeling wiped out.
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I started a joke about Robin Gibb but then I found this... http://t.co/OEoCVXxh
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I started a joke about Robin Gibb and then I found this... http://t.co/OEoCVXxh
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Thinking of taking a vacay in Hawaii. Any recommendations?
Updated about 20 hours ago via web
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Me too. RT @EliasMcGill All I have done this weekend is work, watch videos of Jeff Ross, and sleep
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I have another cameo on "Family Guy" tonight. Can somebody please post it for me?
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Bee Gee Robin Gibb passed away last night from Saturday Night Fever. #roastinpeace
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Fuck off. RT @UmaiiD I would kill to get a "fuck off" from @realjeffreyross #hugefan
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Shhhhhh...
Updated 2 days ago via Twittelator
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Who'd be good to skewer? RT @IMKarenMariee @realjeffreyross Any more Roasts coming up on Comedy Central?
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I fucked her... #FriskyFriday http://t.co/iqDLBEfw
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Long flights are annoying. What am I supposed to do? Just sit here with my pants on for 6 hours? Gonna start a nude section.
Updated 4 days ago via web
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Baby Jesus, forgive my crazy cousin. RT @johnrich Everyone follow @realjeffreyross and wish him a "blessed" day...trust me, he'll freak out.
Updated 4 days ago via web
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Hats off to Audra McDonald (@AudraEqualityMc) who sang the roof off at our Friars Club Roast. Go see her on Broadway in Porgy And Bess!
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If you do nothing else today, at least you can say you wished a happy & healthy birthday to @bobsaget ! Please RT.
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U raise me up an octave RT @joshgroban @realjeffreyross at least my friends & I know you can sing for the opening ceremonies. #stunningrange
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My training for the summer olympics isn't going well.
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No, but here's a review from today's @nytimes http://t.co/nwoqS8BI @BenBassBeyond Jeff, is your Betty White roast going to be televised?
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Unlike yours. RT @billyraycyrus R I P #Donna Summer LEGEND !!! Your music will live forever.
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Stop hogging the covers.
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You were my first crush. RT @Wolfiesmom @realjeffreyross you so kicked the funny today. Nice to meet you and sit beside you...
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You were my first crush. RT @MackPhillips Thanks for the follow back. I fucking love you. @realjeffreyross
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Fun day in NYC roasting the delicious Miss @BettyMWhite. @BarbaraJWalters @LisaLampanelli @kingsthings @JoyVBehar http://t.co/nwoqS8BI
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Miss @BettyMWhite is today's Woman Of The Hour for the NY Friars Club Roast - which coincidentally is also her life expectancy.
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Sorry, tomorrow's @BettyMWhite Roast is a private Friars Club event for charity. RT @LevineAJordan please tell me this is going to air on tv
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Writing my jokes now. RT @BettyMWhite Just arrived in NYC to be roasted by the Friars Club & roastmaster @BarbaraJWalters. Bring it on!
Updated 7 days ago via Twittelator
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New York City should try taking a nap once in awhile. Couldn't hurt.
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Happy Motherfuckers Day!
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Hard to fall asleep knowing all the NYC jackhammers, garbage trucks, and loudmouths will wake me up in a few hours. I love it here.
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Status update: morbidly obese.
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My pleasure asshole. Xo RT @Shhh_incognito I'm once again grateful for your moms day tweets. Last year u made me smile when I needed it.
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You should see my balls. RT @lianea777 Thank you for all the Mom's Day RTs!!! All very touching & wow, what a big heart you have!
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Big hug to you. RT @CaldwellOne lost 4 moms in April. 3 in the same year.. Mom, Step, grand and in-law. Missing them all alot on this day.
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Thanks. RT @nickdowd @realjeffreyross my mother looks a lot like you
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No, just your spelling. RT @bazzyboy25 Do u think my Mom is looking down at me from heaven and judging me on my chronic masterbation?
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My kinda woman. RT @BenKimsey My mother (God rest her soul) loved Atlanta Braves baseball,Walker Texas Ranger, and Comedy Central Roasts.
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Aww. Unconditional love! RT @Puzycat69 when I found myself pregnant & unmarried, at 20, my mom rallied our family behind me. I love her!
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Sounds like she won the battle. RT @ABNRick @realjeffreyross My mom has been battling MS for 45 yrs, still with us, no complaining.
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I know. RT @illegal0bama @realjeffreyross my mom is the best kisser.
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Cool lady! RT @oneandonlyHill My mom was one to always believe in someone & always support a person chasing dreams. #missyouonmother'sday
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Cute. RT @dara2K My Mom ironed & matched socks passed our bedtime @ night. We gave her dandelion bouquets picked from yard. Thanks 4 asking
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Yes. And my confidence. And my boobs. RT @valinmitten @realjeffreyross Did you get your humor from your mom?
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Seeing a play with my sis & thinkin alot about our mom today. She was a great laugher. What is or was special about your mom?
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Retweet if your mom is hot.
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Happy Mother's Day Aunt Donna! I love you up to the sky. ❤. (Aunts are like moms without the nagging & breast feeding.) http://t.co/RqR8eArx
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Late night shout out to @ARDIEFUQUA, a good pal who needs a big hug right now. Love ya, funny man.
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The pot is sativa. RT @DeepakChopra The moment is eternal. The situation is transient.
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Happy 90th birthday Uncle Murray. You're still the youngest guy in America named Murray. #jerseyboys http://t.co/PZ2V6eY1
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Ok xo RT @LynetteCarolla will u be RT'ing mom stories tomorrow? I love when u did that last year. Shows what a sweetheart you really are xo
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No zzz. Brain overloaded w jokes about Mean Murray, my ball bustin Uncle who turns 90 today. Was a WW2 medic & NJ caterer. Roast is 3pm.
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Too soon. RT @joshgad Well folks, sadly my days with BOM are coming to a close. I will miss the show and all of our amazing fans dearly.
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2 soon! RT @Whiisk3y @realjeffreyross 👈this cracka 2funny. U was a nigga in yr past life. Unfortunately that meant U were prolly a slave 😂
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I'm roasting my Mean Uncle Murray tomorrow in honor of his 90th Birthday. This can't end well.
Updated 11 days ago via web
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Thanks for the dime. RT @rhpnyc Just saw @realjeffreyross in the subway station at 42nd st. Not a good looking man at all.
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Good morning. Let's snuggle! RT @katyperry RT @joshgroban: RT @realjeffreyross: Retweet if you're asleep.
Updated 12 days ago via Twittelator
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Retweet if you're asleep.
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word RT @SnoopDogg Every Dogg has it's day
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Perfect New York weather to urinate outside between two trucks.
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Headed to New York for some family time with my sis. Any new shows we gotta see?
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Maybe we should just ban all marriage?
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Tanning Mom RT @TheRivettoBoy @realjeffreyross When is the next Comedy Central roast, and who will be roasted?
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No it won't. But hang in there anyway. RT @Sqwerven @realjeffreyross hey man can I get a retweet? It'll make my life suck less
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You're a helluva guitar player Phil. And thanks for the sweaty hug. RT @TheRealPhilX @realjeffreyross great to see you last night brother.
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Fun frickin musical sets from @TheRealPhilX & @Steel_Panther last night at House Of Blues. I told ya L.A. doesn't suck.
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Dear Hockey Puck, Now would be a good time to bow down and wish a happy birthday to the Sultan of Insulting, Mr. @DonRickles.
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Rock & Roll All Night! RT @TheMightyGarn Tonight at @Steel_Panther show Jeffrey Ross sang a KISS song. This is all I want out of Hollywood.
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Chi-town! RT @TheRealChicago Oh man, Jeff Ross is coming to Chicago for the comedy festival. Park West June 15 & 16. Prepare to get roasted.
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Birthday shout out to a great director/artist @kiiarens. Here's a cool pic from from his upcoming Glen Campbell video. http://t.co/77hyZwfX
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Literally. RT @KremlinRussia_E Vladimir Putin has taken office as President of Russia
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Thanks for the heads up. RT @chrisbrown Back to work!!
Updated 14 days ago via Twittelator
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Why does Target sell toothbrushes? They obviously don't know their clientele.
Updated 15 days ago via Twittelator
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Ok, now practice saying "Welcome to Burger King". RT @NateAdams24 HEY, ROASTMASTER GENERAL! I just graduated college today. Roast me?
Updated 15 days ago via Twittelator
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I've been there. Rage against the baggage claim. RT @tmorello Airline breaks guys guitar, says sorry pal.His revenge: http://t.co/nIEolssY.
Updated 16 days ago via Twittelator
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Hard not to cry during Beasties tribute at the R & R Hall of Fame Induction on HBO tonite. Shout out to producer Joel Gallen & his team.
Updated 16 days ago via Twittelator
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Ouch. RT @rihanna Happy Birthday @chrisbrown
Updated 16 days ago via Twittelator
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To the face? RT @rihanna And HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO -----> Cheers to the weekend------> take a shot for me
Updated 16 days ago via Twittelator
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Adam Yauch finally got to Brooklyn. #MCA #roastinpeace #legend
Updated 17 days ago via Twittelator
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get off my cloud
Updated 18 days ago via web
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Retweet if you're almost always pretty certain.
Updated 18 days ago via web
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It's a chia-pet. RT @tomgreenlive @realjeffreyross Yeah that's what I have been doing mostly. Thanks Jeff. What's up with the hair buddy?!
Updated 18 days ago via Twittelator
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None. RT @tomgreenlive How much of my life should I let you all in on?
Updated 18 days ago via Twittelator
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Screw it RT @iamdiddy Dream it Believe it Pursue it...
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Whatcha doin?
Updated 19 days ago via Twittelator
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I grew up in Ivy Hill! RT @CoryBooker I'm so excited RT @Steve1906: Thanks Mr. Mayor! Throwing out 1st pitch for Ivyhill Little League Sat!
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Big, big benefit in LA tonite: @pattonoswalt @jimmykimmel @kevin_nealon @ToddGlass @adamcarolla @SarahKSilverman & me! http://t.co/73rDIMaH
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Can't wait to see your new special Ralphie. RT @Ralphie_May "Too Big To Ignore" is officially out! http://t.co/nYy2TH8W
Updated 20 days ago via Twittelator
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I fell, thanks. RT @yokoono Climb up a ladder to reach the sky. Try different heights. See if the sky looks any closer from a higher ladder.
Updated 20 days ago via Twittelator
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Retweet if you're indecisive.
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Welcome back! RT @JPuck103 Well, that's a wrap. 9 years & I'm finally out of the Army. Now its time 2 grow my beard & my Jeff Ross hair do.
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator
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Had a fun time in Austin at @MoontowerComedy Festival. Thanks for being good sports about being weird and Texan. http://t.co/ikUad4IN
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator
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Retweet if you hate kiosks.
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator
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Last night was a big night for my #clippers ! http://t.co/tV38ndXm
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator
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Love you, Snooks!! RT @snooki Oooo thanks for the shout out =) “@realjeffreyross: Try reading your book. RT @snooki Trying to sleep
Updated 22 days ago via Twittelator
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Try reading your book. RT @snooki Trying to sleep, xox tweedos :)
Updated 22 days ago via Twittelator
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Had fun at comedy fest & jazz fest this year. When's fuck fest?
Updated 22 days ago via Twittelator
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Nice shot of some funny people @MoontowerComedy Festival in Austin, TX last night. http://t.co/Q8LYdMOd Good seein ya @iamwandasykes ! ❤
Updated 22 days ago via Twittelator
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When u get there please stay RT @iamdiddy Every second I'm a second closer! I'm not gonna stop! I will get there! Thru his grace I WILL FLY!
Updated 22 days ago via Twittelator
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Love that President @BarackObama referenced "The Man Show" during his roast last night. High-five @jimmykimmel !
Updated 23 days ago via Twittelator
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Can't u take a joke? RT @KeithOlbermann Funny that Jimmy Kimmel ripped me after his people desperately wanted me to be on his show Wednesday
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