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You assholes are the shit. Thanks for supper. RT @WhitneyCummings Assholes unite. @bobsaget @realjeffreyross http://t.co/oLdnwGDPjB
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Who's looking forward to a Martin & Lewis reunion in the near future? #HeyLadies
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Try spellcheck, dude. RT @Pontifex_it Vivere il Vangelo è lottare contro l’egoismo. Il Vangelo è perdono e pace; è l’amore che viene da Dio.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
The @RollingStones are the Mount Rushmore of rock cuz people love to see their crumbling faces. #TheMorningRoast
http://t.co/fyw7Hl0Zzt
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Okay Tuesday you win. I'm goin to sleep. Goodnight.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Congrats @Beyonce ! Now that you're pregnant again Gwyneth Paltrow will have a fourth black friend.
http://t.co/0Qa7SmWK54 #TheMorningRoast
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Finally some good news today. RT @realDonaldTrump Because of the tornado tragedy I will not be doing @piersmorgan tonight.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
This is what happens when 100 comics get together for a party. Thanks for a really fun night #ComedyWeek @YouTube http://t.co/bf4wSApfP9
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
So much fun. Thanks Harley. RT @VirginiaDG @EpicMealTime just roasted @realjeffreyross! Most awesome part of #ComedyWeek so far!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
I googled it. RT @YouTube @realjeffreyross How'd you get our mom's number? #ComedyWeek
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
FYI #Comedyweek on @YouTube starts tonight w me, @SarahKSilverman @Sethrogen @thelonelyisland @Schwarzenegger, Vince Vaughn & your mom.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Haha! Is "Prius" the name of your horse? Miss ya Cousin. RT @johnrich I figured u 4 a "Prius" man?
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
How come my Lincoln is a year old & the lady inside the GPS still can't pronounce "La Cienega"? @LincolnMotorCo
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Thanks what planet u on? RT @KwbLtd @realjeffreyross without a doubt, the funniest man on the planet!!!!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Not the first time I died on stage RT @CallMeEC Hey @realjeffreyross just watched the CSI episode with u in it. It was weird seeing you dead
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
My fav celeb couple! RT @ChelseaVPeretti Hey @akaBobbyB @nickkroll no offense but I fixed our pic I luv u Farley http://t.co/jYDyObSbAd
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
A mirror perhaps? RT @HuffingtonPost Is there ANYTHING that grosses Ke$ha out? http://t.co/SjBtlljEi4
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Happy Birthday
@bobsaget ! Make a wish and blow out your weiners! Love you brother. http://t.co/pLxXjmO8A1
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
I'm sooo big time. RT @THR YouTube to Hold First Star-Studded Comedy Week http://t.co/Vf8LAAZIpD #comedyweek #jash http://t.co/4bho63oUdw
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
60 minutes? That's about how long her boyfriends last. RT @60Minutes Tune in on Sunday as we revisit our profile of superstar @TaylorSwift13
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Good morning Roasters, Check out MY MORNING ROAST of Angelina Jolie's boobs and add your own jokes. http://t.co/L6eSSlpLTs
#jash
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Saw my buddy play "Champagne & Reefer" with @RollingStones last night. Then we celebrated with soda and chips. http://t.co/IlaFpqfuvH
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Yo, Fat Tony! RT @TonyHinchcliffe Get it together Arizona...May 31 - June 2...I'm at The Tempe Improv with @realjeffreyross. It's a living.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
High-fives to all the brave young @usairforce @USMC @USNavy @USCG @USArmy recruits I saw take the oath last night. http://t.co/AfMpV5UiEX
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
I dunno, a mortician? RT @RollingStones Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Ya ready, Tempe? RT @ADSanchez84 Just found out that @realjeffreyross is headlining the @tempeimprov May 31st-June 2nd. #ReadyToBeRoasted
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Congrats! Honored to be your first guest @sethmeyers.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Definitely retweet this if you know how to spell definitely.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Tonight I'm gonna take a few hits & watch @bobsaget's hopefully filthy and definetly hilarious new stand up special at 10pm @SHO_Network!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Found this old pic: Roasting Jerry Lewis w Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorcese at the NY Friars Club #throwbackthursday http://t.co/H47bstNlzs
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Shout out to @marcmaron and @amyschumer on their awesome new shows. Great week for comics!
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Hello Dummies, please wish a very Happy Birthday to the King of Insults Mister @DonRickles ! ❤
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
"Always be charging" - advice to young cellphone users.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
If @andersoncooper's eyes were any bluer it would be the top story on CNN.
Updated 16 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Thanks to Twitter, my thumbs are in the best shape of their lives. RT for the exercise.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Ok i will RT @rickyrozay Babygirl keep doing wut you doing..
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Nothin to do today? "Jeff Ross Roasts America" is available on iTunes right now. http://t.co/30aR9fh4qk Watch & learn from the master.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Hey,@realjeffreyross, thanks for the awesome handjob last night.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Is he killing? RT @NRA @FrankCaliendo is entertaining thousands of #NRA members at the #NRAAM Stand and Fight Rally
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
My sex life is like the #KentuckyDerby... 3 hours of talking leading up to 3 minutes of excitement and only one winner.
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
What does it mean when guacamole comes out of your dick?
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Proud of my bro @bobsaget & his work with @srfcure. RT @bobsaget Appreciative for such good friends & a great night. http://t.co/zfsyiyxTM9
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Blow jobs? RT @ParisHilton Make money with cool jobs like these > http://t.co/GCz0D77Y0m - sp
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
You put the Titter in Twitter. Night everybody! I love u all!! RT @reynashouse Take your best shot @realjeffreyross and #roastme #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Looks to me like you're dying either way. RT @CLBoros #RoastMe #Comedyfest @realjeffreyross dying to be roasted!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
What's up Pippy Widestockings! RT @lolabeauty33 @realjeffreyross It's my turn soooo #RoastMe #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Don't ask, don't tell. RT @mcglothlin1 @realjeffreyross how pathetic r ppl begging to b ripped apart. #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Good idea- cuz it looks like U and your kid need your beauty sleep RT @Mrs_K_P I wanna go to bed damnit! #roastme already. #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Loved u in The Croods. RT @AnthonyGemelli @realjeffreyross this is my sixth attempt! #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Are you in ZZ Bottom? RT @1WadeGarrett @realjeffreyross Here's a softball lob. #RoastMe #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Not with a 10 foot pole and 5 condoms. RT @duff_girl_ohyea @realjeffreyross #roastme come at me, bro #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Did u eat Tom Cruise? RT @ar_dizzle @ComedyCentral @realjeffreyross C'mon Jeff, roast me. I can take it!
#comedyfest #RoastMe
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Those the 2 fingers u use to vomit so that suit fits?RT @HeWantThatKait I've never wanted to be made fun of so badly in my life #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
RT @jamesthe4tress Truly honored that Roastmaster General @realjeffreyross would #RoastMe like a pig.. it really made my day.. #Comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
That your mom in the background? RT @nickawoodhouse @realjeffreyross I've been waitin all night for your lazy ass to roast me #Comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
So fun RT @amymamy68 It was a blast looking at all of your roasts in comparison to their profile pics! I just love your humor! #Comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Then look in a mirror. RT @Lauralye39 @realjeffreyross #Comedyfest #Roastme Come on I like it rough!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Sorry ladies, two fives don't make a ten RT @JamieMcIntyre5 @realjeffreyross Quiet down with your roasts!! I'd master that show. #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Dont wanna hurt your feelings because u look like a cutter. RT @breannamannella @realjeffreyross #roastme #comedyfest come on!
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Do u glow in the dark? RT @LaneBaker94 @realjeffreyross bring it ROSS! #RoastMe #ComedyFest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
I saw your profile pic. get well soon. RT @JimmyPero @realjeffreyross #RoastMe #ComedyFest #roastme
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
But I am. RT @kimbomama @realjeffreyross #comedyfest #roastme. Whatcha got for me? I ain't scared! #ComedyFest #RoastMe
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Except " youre ugly" RT @bensmithca I haven't been roasted by @realjeffreyross because there isn't anything bad to say about me #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Congrats on your bf playing in the NBA! RT @DreezyDrozay @realjeffreyross #RoastMe #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Loved u in Green Mile RT @EspressoSelfAU @realjeffreyross :) #comedyfest #roastme
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Happy Saint Fat-tricks Day! RT @moshindig @realjeffreyross don't forget to #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Time to return that kid to his parents. RT @micaross @realjeffreyross #roastme #comedyfest Don't be a diva. Roast me now.
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Like your penis??? RT @Monica_LaVita @realjeffreyross ROAST ME SO I KNOW IT'S REAL! <3 #comedyfest #roastme @ComedyCentral
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Roasters, If u want more speed-roasting get this right now...
"Jeff Ross Roasts America" now on itunes... http://t.co/30aR9fh4qk
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
You look like the next @AmandaBynes ! RT @rileycassandra @realjeffreyross just pick meeee to roast!! #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Sorry @ClaytonSWert You’re a ginger. I’m sorry. We shouldn’t make fun of people who are less fortunate. #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Man that was fun. Thanks to all those who volunteered and everybody @ComedyCentral for setting it up! #comedyfest #roastme
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
More like an exclamation point RT @TickleMeShelmo_ @realjeffreyross ROAST ME I'M AN ANGRY HORMONAL WOMAN ON HER PERIOD #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Hi Adam! You play the moron on a show about idiots! RT @ADAMDEVINE . @realjeffreyross #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
You’re a NASCAR fan? You must have come from a broken trailer. RT @Britneyizer Give it your best shot! #ComedyFest #roastme
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
This is fun but my thumbs getting tired #ComedyFest #roastme
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Hey @7y0n3 “Photographer/Musician/Artist”
Wow, you’re a jack-off of all trades. #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Yo @ThreadbareSP Your page has more anime than a porn shop in Koreatown. #ComedyFest #roastme
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious RT @MandaLu2U “Beauty School Dropout.” . #ComedyFest #roastme
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
For a circle jerk maybe? RT @jeffrosskgk @realjeffreyross pic me Jeff Ross #roastme #ComedyFest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Hey @bo0807 where’d you buy that hoodie, from the Travon Martin Collection at Target? #ComedyFest #roastme
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
U look like Teri Hatcher after she lost her looks. RT @Devils_Damsel @realjeffreyross you better roast me ya fat lesbian #ComedyFest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
A nose perhaps? RT @dolobeatz @realjeffreyross what ya got for me my pot smoking friend? #roastme #comedyfest
Updated 21 days ago via Twittelator Permalink
realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Looks like they blew u up already. RT @jamesthe4tress @ComedyCentral @realjeffreyross #RoastMe or the terrorists win!! #comedyfest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Are u @JimNorton's negative? RT @hannibalburess @realjeffreyross @comedycentral #RoastMe #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
More like Hannibal Bore-ess. RT @hannibalburess @realjeffreyross @comedycentral #RoastMe #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
U takin a dump in that profile pic? RT @JayMillerTime @realjeffreyross #RoastMe mang shit on my life!!! #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
And sperm count. RT @CaseyElton @realjeffreyross @ComedyCentral MEEEE ROAST ME I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM #comedyfest #roastme
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
AlbiNO. RT @JackieWacky923 #roastme @realjeffreyross #comedyfest #thatisall
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
You're almost fuckable RT @Islandkicks @realjeffreyross pick me pick me! Lets go! #ComedyFest #roastme
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
RT @10middlefingers Follow @realjeffreyross He will be roasting people on twitter for the next 30 minutes. On second thought. #ComedyFest .
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
U look like a fat Sean Penn. Were u in FAT TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH? RT @asufan23 @realjeffreyross bring it on #roastme #ComedyFest
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Me not so horny RT @ChristineJ2 @realjeffreyross #ComedyFest #RoastMe harro..won't be me...asian and a woman ..too easy ..wahh
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Jennifer Nopez! RT @purehunni @realjeffreyross @ @ComedyCentral ooh ooh pick me, pick me!! #ComedyFest #RoastMe
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realjeffreyross
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
Relax, I'm a comedian. Jeff@RoastmasterGeneral.com
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