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Bolsa Bass: Critter and Guitari Bass, in Trippy-Cute Animation: http://t.co/MWVcfsZbSk via @cdmblogs
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somehow we need a show with Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and all Housewives girls.
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russian dashcam lol http://t.co/OemaSuulGN via
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haha, if they're really looking at my info they surely are wondering why i'm such a dork.
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"dad, are you afraid of lava?". "Not right now I'm not."
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"Hang the blessed DJ, because the music they constantly play says nothing to me about my life."
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haha, you can do ANYTHING except step on his blue suede shoes.
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Had a Snickers, still generally not satisfied.
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Cant decide which is a more impressive performance: Black Swan or Padme
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Things are getting weird AND I'm getting old haha.
Updated 31 days ago via web Permalink
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Either things are getting weird or I am getting old. Ebay emails me about items I've looked at wtf.
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My guess is "Shaking it like you just don't care" would be a sort of shrugging shuffle and then walk away.
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What's more amazing, a piece of metal scraping a vinyl groove or a bunch of zeroes and ones reproducing sound?
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Nobody in California likes going around the car in front them.
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Question: Hardwood or wool berber for allergy sufferers?
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A mystical magical favor! http://t.co/ZKM1ekPXav via @youtube
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In today's world, Barney and Betty would have been much more able to exploit Bam Bam's freakish power.
Updated 52 days ago via web Permalink
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me and @joshfreese decided tonight if we ever get a tattoo, it will be a white doily on a face cheek.
Updated 53 days ago via web Permalink
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Just posted a photo http://t.co/TEpQrE6C0s
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also, @joshfreese will love those ads with Hugo Weaving cuz he's a HUGE fan of The Matrix. ask him!
Updated 54 days ago via web Permalink
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haha hugo weaving as agent smith in those GE ads
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Haha, someone should make another Dodge Charger called the "General Grant"
Updated 55 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @THErealDVORAK TV image of Boston bomber splash screen . Read the text and you'll see. http://t.co/bOqeDHn1H5 how does this even happen?
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You can actually hate the game AND the player.
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Ok internet. I don't need to see ads for things I was just looking at. Cuz I was just looking at them. Yep.
Updated 62 days ago via web Permalink
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Google glass. Man, that's gonna be a tough look to pull off.
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Oh sweet Jesus do I want one of these! http://t.co/RGzud7GRC2
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Is this true? RT @noagendawall @adamcurry @THErealDVORAK CIA needs to hire a better Photoshopper http://t.co/3GDPjLh39P #bostonmarathon
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Oh and btw, cookie monster metal bands, listen to Whole Lotta Rosie
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I'm officially banning the word "Terrorist". May I offer the terms "Asshole", "Douchebag", "C U Next Tuesday", "Peen", "Dickhead", "Twat".
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I hear in speeches, "Make no mistake...." It appears they are concerned that I am going to make a mistake.
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Late to the party but if they suspected Mr. Anderson was a problem might they have been suspicious when he awoke in the pod?
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Hi Folks! I made this video for the TSG song "Nowhere". Enjoy the Japan love. http://t.co/GfeBwQJhBc
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a new tsg surprise is going live in about 46 minutes
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am i nutz or is everyone here in whole foods depressed?
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Cats In The Cradle: sounds like father and son prefer keeping their distance rather than making time for each other hahaha #depressing&burnt
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Here's some love from Soundsupp.ly for The Special Goodness, get it while it's hawt! http://t.co/Kn8CmilNhy
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lol kind looks like a low riding tie fighter
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Last Call- Rebel Scum Edition
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MSNBC Host Melissa Harris-Perry ยป All Your Kids Belong To Us: http://t.co/Y0tzr2PkjX via @youtube
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Hey road bicyclist! Why u no friendly? Why u dress that way? Because road biker?
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Pretty sure earnest mustaches are only worn by state troopers and magnum p.i. #posers #poseurs
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Isn't it possible that the #FinalFour is partly rigged?
Updated 73 days ago via web Permalink
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soulmate = person who disagrees with you 97% of the time
Updated 75 days ago via web Permalink
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I can't decide if the tears for Hillary in 2016 is worth the laugh.
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Violence & Movies: Thoughts by Roger Ebert http://t.co/Cst2UHA1Nv via @ritholtz
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Haha, Safari keeps crashing when I search for Safari crashing.
Updated 77 days ago via web Permalink
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Whew! Glad North Korea finally got those nuke strikes approved. Unapproved strikes would have meant real trouble.
Updated 77 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm told 25% of Americans think the President may be the anti-christ. I figured the anti-christ would have his shit way more together lol.
Updated 77 days ago via web Permalink
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If you are considering a Tahoe, proceed directly to the Suburban. you'll thanks me
Updated 77 days ago via web Permalink
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guys, c'mon. NO MANPURSE. why? because NO MANPURSE
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I never thought I'd say this but it feels ok not to booze every day hahaha,
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Pretty sure if I was Cyprus I would tell the EU to eat a big bowl of d#$%s.
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Video โ How Your ISP/Cable Company In The US Feels About You! http://t.co/pn5xCb0gad via @sharethis
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Conan O'Brien Fully Exposes Mainstream Media - It's all a big scriptYouTube http://t.co/TtlkVUTgjU
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Am I really going to go through life without ever trying cocaine?
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Watching Japanese tv in Nagoya, how I so love it.
Updated 84 days ago via web Permalink
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The good news about our laws is you can break them and nothing happens unless you get caught.
Updated 85 days ago via web Permalink
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Haha I can't stop thinking about Gwen and Beyonce updating me on the location/status of their shit.
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The NotChos at RealFoodDaily are the best I've ever had. THE bEST I EVEr HAAAaaaAAaaAaaD #bargain
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I love that Gwen AND Beyonce both sing, "This My SHIT!" Oh I wish someone would make a video.
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It's impossible not to like Charlie Sheen a little.
Updated 91 days ago via web Permalink
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Let's start a competitor to Hooters called "Bananas" with guys in Speedos. Wait wut?
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It's gotta be weird to work at Hooters. Oh hey look at my tits! Wait wut?
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Still not clear what exactly goes on in the Love Shack
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Europe Just Pissed Off A Whole Bunch Of Russian Mobsters And Oligarchs With Its Stunning Bailout Of Cyprus http://t.co/WnxEvs02PY
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I'm aiming to replace "WTF?" with "What the Blubbins Man?" #finn
Updated 96 days ago via web Permalink
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More famous last names I've never heard otherwise: Chevrolet, Nimoy, Shatner, Hagar, Freese, Buick, Freese
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Oh, oh you're my cheddar cheese girl. You sop up firm and you go well with wine.
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i've said it before but can you imagine time traveling a ww2 infantryman to now and showing him a bronie?
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Not like anyone here cares but if Monsanto can sue farmers if their seed gets in your crop, couldn't you sue to keep their seed out?
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Worst internet acronym yet most descriptive of modern life: TL;DR
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1.6 Billion Rounds Of Ammo For Homeland Security? It's Time For A National Conversation - Forbes http://t.co/hJKlw6hNII
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the weezer cruise 2014
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Women Take Bidenโs Expert Firearms Adviceโฆ.Hilarity Ensues http://t.co/uR0K45k89n via @sharethis
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If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear. http://t.co/QMBZLMY3On
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haha don't let rivers hear this NIN's 'Head Like a Hole' mashed with 'Call Me Maybe' terrible and perfect http://t.co/oFxyaOEpa2 via @verge
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omg check out this cool picture http://t.co/5jaS1fOmpP
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RT @joshfreese "My flow packs punch like Clubber Lang's. I'll break ya off some down at PF Changs" #titeraps #rockythree @MrT
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RT @THErealDVORAK America in a nutshell: http://t.co/DNn2GYIJLV pic of the month
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haha via email, Network Solutions are advising me to "Get a rockstar following on Facebook"
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