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I just went into a store to buy a trash can and left with an underwater workout kit. I AM THE SUCKER THEY COUNT ON.
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Sending love to Ted Dwane and all the Mumford boys. Wishing a speedy, happy, healthy recovery. Yay modern medicine.
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Jamming to everyone's new favorite song: Royals by Lorde. Ooooo, Lorde!
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“@TeenChoiceNews: ACTRESS COMEDY
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@kerrywashington” LET'S START A BAND.
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“@GURL_IN_FOCUS: @AnnaKendrick47 @oliviawilde Cant wait to get drunk an see Drinking Buddies
#ComeonAugust” SMART LADY.
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In case you haven't seen this- a guide to how the Heat got so tough. @KingJames #turtleneck #westernwade #dinobosh http://t.co/xNWH5j5Zwf
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One reason I love my mom: she says hello to the NSA in every family email.
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I love @thelonelyisland. The Wack Album is decidedly unwack! http://t.co/4XYJ4AFP5i
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"Lay lady lay, lay across my big ass bed" #betterlyrics
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Really enjoying the Ava Gardner piece in VF, particularly her use of the verb "to bang". #classydame
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Your tax dollars are fueling millions of racially biased #marijuana #drugwar arrests. Just say NO. http://t.co/PzManytrhg via @ACLU_Action
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Don't go to Bed Bath & Beyond hungry unless you love anxiety and have lots of cash to spend on blenders.
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Help empower women who are changing the world: http://t.co/u2AFeqKXTv #RaiseForWomen cc: @half @crowdrise @HuffingtonPost @SkollFoundation
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Thanks for all your awesome NBA highlight help, guys. Can you do my homework now? How are you at memorization?
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Anyone know a site where I can see a best-of compilation type thing from the Pacers/Heat series so far? #procrastination
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Prep for new movie involves wearing trash bags, tin foil, and face plaster. Gaga, eat your heart out? http://t.co/p4slM7aL0d
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Agh! WELLES. Not "Wells". Sorry, other OW. (Not you Oprah!)
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Orson Wells was twenty-mothereffing-five when he wrote, directed, and starred in Citizen Kane. #revelationshadwhileaging
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yes please: this necklace from Anna Beck is awesome AND supports a women's clinic in Bali. http://t.co/Xtm8eudQ4I http://t.co/bRWlJMtzWi
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Cool graphic novel from my bro-in law: (Fight zombies with me as a reward for funding!) http://t.co/C7TRLRKju8
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Why does every woman in every movie generously apply hand lotion before bed? I think they misunderstand the function of bedside lotion.
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When is my phone going to learn that I never, ever meant to write "ducked up"?
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Oooooo new RUSH trailer oooooo http://t.co/fmMIaUf81P
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EPIC opens tomorrow! Such a great movie! Avatar meets Ice Age meets a really weird, great dream I once had.
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Matt Damon is on a toilet strike and we support him! http://t.co/a162TkppC4
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Today is the day, Los Angeles! IF YOU DON'T VOTE YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN! Raise your voice for @ericgarcetti for mayor.
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Watched the 30 for 30 about Reggie Miller vs the Knicks yesterday and cried like a sad little baby. I think I need a vacation. #knickstape
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"Oh you made nunchucks out of old scary hammers?" My polite convo with a man on the train this morning. #seesomethingsaysomething
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End your Friday dancing your ass off to Angel Haze "Werkin Girls" like we did. (Don't thank me thank @kristinsudeikis) #FNDP
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I directed this short a few years ago. It's called FREE HUGS and it's free so... Check it out: http://t.co/hGHzHwR8Az
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How long before spellcheck quits over hashtags?#wellyouonviouslydontneedMEanymore(I imagine Nathan Lane in the role of "spellcheck")
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It bothers me that in some yoga class somewhere a teacher is saying, "it's not an accident that meditation is medication with a T."
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Carmelooooooh. http://t.co/01xZPNCD2T
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That is EXACTLY what I'm talking about, fellas. Nice work @TheRealJRSmith !!! http://t.co/3sKBYfhjGv
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I'm in my Knicks colors ready to scream my face off. Shit's about to get rowdy. #Knickstape
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BROOKLYN- "Drinking Buddies" will be at BAM on June 27th for a special sneaky sneak preview screening oooooo http://t.co/e0W90mbt7r
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Women, we all need to learn how to say "thank you". See this instructional video: http://t.co/2bwei0arsa
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Poster for Drinking Buddies! I am so flippin excited to show you this movie. In theaters in August! http://t.co/17rt2V18mS
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Just saw a movie I made with Kunis, Franco, Neeson, and others called Third Person and it is GOOD and I feel very proud. That is all.
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"I'm gonna use this deodorant to cover the entire surface of my adult outdoor slide- it's too fast!" Target Lady, I missed you. #snl #wiig
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“@OBEYGIANT: Peace and Justice – HAITI http://t.co/XUhAUDlVSi #obeygiant” gorgeous!
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Best Mothers Day gift idea : https://t.co/x8yP24vUON
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My date was a serious Met Baller. Lucky lady. http://t.co/qGgI5876qc
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Kanye tore it up last night at the Met. I loved the new songs A LOT. He was a little bad ass. True to the punk theme. You do you, yeezy.
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Oh Soul Cycle, you sweaty bitch, you whooped me out of a hangover and into a great Monday. Just do the damn thang.
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"Don't trip on Anna Wintour and fall down stairs naked while spilling hot gravy on your face." - my silent prayer during tonight's Met Ball.
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Saw our buddy @jtimberlake bring sexy back to NYC tonight. A young lady through her panties at him by accident. Hope she's not cold! #JTFun
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That Knicks game was intense. The refs should probably sprint home. And take a long hard look in the mirror. #carmellowdrama #knickstape
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So the Gatsby soundtrack is the tits: http://t.co/ntQbfd44BW #AllHailJayZ
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I used to live above a tater tot paradise. 24 hour tots. Now they MOVED?! Without so much as a discussion? I don't know which way to turn.
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Emma Stone and I need you to come hang out with us tomorrow: Saturday. In NYC. Don't stand us up! http://t.co/Jnl5ZqBbRW
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LA people, if you miss this you will cry: http://t.co/FlVkQoRLWi #StonesFest #bestnightofyourlife #maybe #probably http://t.co/0LTIJEJe6z
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Knicks, my honeys, I'm with you in spirit tonight. @TheRealJRSmith don't you turn into the Hulk! Only eat half that power bar! #knickstape
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This is awesome: #fashionforhaiti empowers the heart of the #Haitian artisan. Support the cause! bid now:@CFDA @eBay http://t.co/oQXLB1Ac6l
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"Don't assume passersby are checking out your hot ass. It might be your cameltoe." - Confucius
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At what point did waiters stop trusting us with the pepper grinder?
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“@jacquicollins_: it's like touché, they are a douche. Wordblending = douché” BINGO. Thank you. #douché
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Word of the day: douché. Please try to incorporate it into convos. Ex: "People who write "convo" are lazy and dumb." Response: "douché".
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To the men replying with badly written jokes about all women being crazy, go try and perpetuate human existence without us, dickface.
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I think all men should have to spend one day possessed by evil, hungry, emotionally expressive demons so they can forever understand PMS.
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Gettin our Gravid Water on tomorrow night at UCB in NYC at 8pm. Come see the chaos ensue: http://t.co/KkrnwKxeuC
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Aforementioned awesome read: http://t.co/hHIAcJD2NV
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Really recommend @SalmanRushdie's piece about moral courage in the @nytimes today. Good stuff. Important stuff.
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Boston you know I love you but... #KNICKSTAPE
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We should all have this tattooed on our faces. (I could fit it on my forehead) MLK Jr #truth http://t.co/FuX5CmnZYY
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Overheard on train to DC: "has he NEVER been to Kandahar?!" and "well don't let her HAVE the baby in the office, Stan." and "Claire Danes!".
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Whelp, all my dreams have come true. Can an "Oscar" moisturize lips? Didn't think so. BAM: http://t.co/hjqhLr8ft3
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Raising cash for the kids! http://t.co/BZWSgczMsN http://t.co/8V0ql9qwEd
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These bracelets create jobs for Cambodian artisans & fight human trafficking. And I dig them. http://t.co/pjfhUe9hqy http://t.co/IKvfU070Dv
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My social life peaked back in Bat Mitzvah season.
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Oops. Apparently now his name is @mrjakejohnson but.. we still did things to his face.
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Ran into our buddy @markjakejohnson and did dirty things to his face. (@brynmooser is conflicted ...or constipated) http://t.co/rpMs0os2Nq
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Join team Badass! http://t.co/njZlWb9jes #revlon #run #walk #endcancer #fuckyes #thankyou #hashtag
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Song o my day: "Not Giving In" (Bondax remix) by Rudimental
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Oh man. RIP Richie Havens. Wish I could have made a doc about him. One of my all time favorites. Having a dance party tribute in my apt.
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Paper towels suck at being emergency floss.
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Spending some quality (romantic) time with Kenny G in the green room at @HuffPostLive. Etta James, take a hint. http://t.co/GrVoHWosRU
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“@RYOTnews: Be serious guys. @daviddarg @brynmooser @oliviawilde #ryotgear http://t.co/kC7zZaW2ue” Hard at work.
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Spending today with my favorite director team @brynmooser and @daviddarg promoting our new doc: Rider And The Storm. http://t.co/aWpKw7lbmt
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The only thing I resent twitter for is ruining the word "twitterpated" which *was* a solid go-to in my daily dialogue.
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Mighty proud of my buddy @justinlong. Just saw his movie "A Case of You" at @TribecaFilmFest and cried a lot. Love stories rule, baby.
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I'm not trying to bum anyone out on a lazy Sunday. Just encouraging us all to lean forward and pay attention. Now go play.
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"At the same time as a high-profile manhunt for the marathon bombers...38 more Americans died from gun violence." http://t.co/3AceN9or8X
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This is how terrorists are made. Come on America we are better than this. Unbelievable and shameful: http://t.co/AlrncBKXmh
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We giggled with Gilda tonight and it was glorious. Thanks to The Second City, and Kansas City- in fact, ALL cities. http://t.co/1SJcHFtRlg
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Just met @bobatl on my flight after subtly staring at his cool outfit the entire time and wishing I wasn't in my sensible blazer. #nerd
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“@HuffingtonPost: Are you in the Chicago area? These pets need a loving home http://t.co/RMdgscJk3n” Adopt! You won't regret it!
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Kansas City, I'm on my way to giggle all over you. http://t.co/H7TIUmUfse
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“@AubreyMcCoy: @oliviawilde and I know how to party! #smilebooth http://t.co/AwswtQK9RB” This may be our best album cover yet.
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So goddamn relieved. Boston, I love you. May the bars stay open til dawn. (photo cred @cjgimbel) http://t.co/F0X3jZiFTp
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In other sad, outrageous news: all but 3 senators who killed reform bill received gun lobby cash. Gross. http://t.co/tf5iHdryr3
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I really enjoyed "Orphans" on Broadway. Funny and painful. Tom Sturridge is brilliant. Foster kills as usual. Baldwin is a beast.
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WOW- Gabby Giffords on the shameful cowardice of our Senate as they block common sense gun control reforms: http://t.co/5FrjUK1SGo
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I LOVE THIS http://t.co/q37jWKPTmD (@MikeOBrienXOXO)
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Do you like to giggle? Yea I thought so. Come do it with us for a GREAT cause. In Kansas! @thesecondcity http://t.co/H7TIUmUfse
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Oh for fucks sake. I'm so disturbed by the reports from Boston. This is horrible.
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Filmmaker @onditimoner is the raddest, baddest in town! Support her Kickstarter for @totaldisruption with me please: http://t.co/1zLVboYIsU
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“@sethmeyers21: Fred Armisen was born to play Ian Rubbish in "History of Punk" http://t.co/UmHq5cHtfF” One of the best sketches ever.
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Holy shit. Roundball Rock. Yes, SNL, YESSS.
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