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Stunning tattoo on a stunning audience member tonight. http://t.co/rhjCVX9f
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Great fan portrait from the show tonight. http://t.co/kJEl9G5x
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A pal of the airport autograph guys outside Channel 3 in Philadelphia. He had an Uncle Junior. http://t.co/A0wgDcrS
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At baggage claim in Phila. 3 burly guys came up and asked us to autograph photos. I asked how they knew we'd be there. "Uncle Carmine."
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Movie rec: "Four Lions." Heavy English dialects make it a little strenuous to decipher, but it's rude, true, chilling, brilliantly funny.
Updated 5 days ago via web
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I apologize to weasels for comparing them to politicians.
Updated 5 days ago via web
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In my opinion, Ron Paul is very much NOT a weasel, but it's my understanding that he's no longer essaying the presidential primaries.
Updated 5 days ago via web
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So far as I can tell, Gary Johnson, the Libertarian, is the only Presidential candidate who's not a weasel.
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A friend's physical therapy haiku: RT @EEFWW @MrTeller Screams ring out, "o stop!" / Passive manipulation / Frees frozen shoulder. c.2012
Updated 6 days ago via Twitterrific
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Oh, oh, oh, this is a great thing. Penn's "Clay Aiken by Penn Jillette" song http://t.co/JsP9fO8s
Updated 7 days ago via web
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With director John Putch on the set of "Atlas Shrugged." An breathtaking level of joy on this set. http://t.co/uKnWV4ew
Updated 8 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Penn & I saw this amazing variety act in Vegas before we worked here. I hope someday we can be this good. Thx, Goudeau. http://t.co/sKOaTHIj
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I'm eating oatmeal with a fork. It's the new austerity mandated since John Galt went on strike. http://t.co/JsQBF7BD
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Up at 3:30 a.m. to fly to LA for a cameo in Part 2 of "Atlas Shrugged." In my trailer awaiting the right size pants. http://t.co/5Ql0X94d
Updated 8 days ago via Camera on iOS
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@MrTeller @KentorGoT @pennjillettepe It was fun to meet you after the show. You Albuquerquians sure are great hosts.
Updated 9 days ago via web
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The audience last night in Albuquerque was exhilarating. Like a roomful of good friends, lively, astute, and warm. We had a blast.
Updated 9 days ago via web
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Penn got locked in his dressing room bathroom before the show. Here he is emerging after Burt liberated him. http://t.co/UWB6bwGf
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Story goes, Groucho attended a seance. Invited to ask the spirits a question, he said, "How do you spell Albuquerque?" They got it wrong.
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Sumptuous desert rainstorm on the way to the Legends Theater at the Route 66 Casino. http://t.co/xbdmfvzq
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A winning trick on "Britain's Got Talent" by Brynolf & Ljung, the Swedes who won on "Fool Us." http://t.co/Nd0mLUog Sweden't got talent.
Updated 10 days ago via web
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I'm watching the last deep blue out the window blend like watercolor into blackness on a plane back to Vegas after sultry, pink Orlando.
Updated 16 days ago via web
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This looks like a lively spot to take the family on vacation. http://t.co/afc1hvHp
Updated 20 days ago via web
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Today's inadvertent work of art. Backstage at the Peppermill Wendover, saw my shadow while Penn did Nailgun. http://t.co/Gd2mLEwT
Updated 23 days ago via Twitpic
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Now, here's a house I'd live in. http://t.co/UITgj3hw
Updated 24 days ago via Twitpic
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I was signing autographs after the show when a guest handed me this. My blueberry buttermilk pancakes thank you! http://t.co/enwOF8hs
Updated 24 days ago via Camera on iOS
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"Birdsong," the WWI romance film, is three hours of pictures of eyes filled with pain and longing, accompanied by piano arpeggios.
Updated 25 days ago via web
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Next Wednesday night's show at the Rio will be graced by a guest appearance by Nick Einhorn, a Fool Us winner. Come on by!
Updated 25 days ago via web
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Probability turned into a really interesting magic trick: Neutronium-Broadphase Industries Online Mind Reader: http://t.co/a8JLEBet
Updated 27 days ago via Tweet Button
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Saw "The Cabin in the Woods" tonight. I liked it. A collision of genres, shimmering with irony. Funny, scary, sumptuous, unpretentious.
Updated 28 days ago via web
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You know what's a really rollicking old movie? "The Seven Percent Solution." I really like the construction and the acting.
Updated 28 days ago via web
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Ah, too bad we're done with BS. We could have gotten a nice hunk on the BS of Kobe Beef. http://t.co/sJiB3fLS
Updated 30 days ago via web
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Last night's inadvertent work of art. Marilyn Manson and me in a Hollywood parking lot. http://t.co/jnKYlqTS
Updated 31 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Piff the Magic Dragon, Mr. Piffles, and Teller backstage at the Magic Castle. http://t.co/IcwnYnlX
Updated 31 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Backstage at the Magic Castle tonight with Piff the Magic Dragon. http://t.co/1pxlbMPv
Updated 31 days ago via Camera on iOS
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"Gunless," starring Paul Gross, is a very funny, wacky, smart, and powerful movie. It's on Netflix Instant Queue.
Updated 35 days ago via web
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I forgot to mention: The Kindle Touch changes are in the new software, and can be downloaded here: http://t.co/5955KM6p
Updated 36 days ago via web
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Great news for my Kindle brethren. The big flaw of the Touch has been corrected. You can now highlight between pages. Wow, Amazon listens!
Updated 36 days ago via web
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Amazing, joyful turnout today at the AFAN walk. The setting at UNLV was beautiful and we all had an even better time than previous years.
Updated 36 days ago via web
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We have the most artistic fans, and they think about serious questions. I love this. http://t.co/wQX5NcBz
Updated 37 days ago via web
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"At the current rate, one in four Americans will profess no religious faith within 20 years." Let's go for sooner. http://t.co/JysXQZ7p
Updated 37 days ago via web
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A good guy I work with at a local video production house is trying to direct a Vegas crime flick. Maybe he'll do it. http://t.co/iZzZDXSf
Updated 37 days ago via web
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I can see you. There's a mirror in the helicopter just above me and there you are on the Vegas Strip. http://t.co/YwnSsMSH
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Richard Wiseman is gathering sleep data with a new smartphone app he's just worked a year developing. http://t.co/iRNGTiG6 I'll try it.
Updated 41 days ago via web
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A lot of people bitch about stress. They adopt crazy things to relieve stress. Life is stress. Get over it and make yourself stronger.
Updated 41 days ago via web
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I dreamed that Beatrice Lillie helped me find a lost iPad. Interpret that, Sigmund!
Updated 45 days ago via web
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My 11th yr as co-Grand-Marshal (w/ @pennjillette) of @AFANLV’s #AIDSWalk. Come out 4/15 at UNLV for another great yr! http://t.co/zXm2B2fW
Updated 45 days ago via web
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In 2011 you guys, @pennjillette, & I raised $219K for @AFANLV. Come to UNLV 4/15 & help us top that at #AIDSWalk12! http://t.co/zXm2B2fW
Updated 45 days ago via web
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#AIDSWalk12 is almost here! @AFANLV’s event is 4/15 at UNLV. @pennjillette & I are leading the P&T Challenge. Join us: http://t.co/zXm2B2fW
Updated 45 days ago via web
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Just finished Season 2 of "Slings and Arrows," the show about the nutty Shakespeare company, and still loving it.
Updated 48 days ago via web
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@pennjillette writes a perfect essay in The Huffington Post. A gem: concise, funny, true, and poignant as a sonnet. http://t.co/CNq6mSFT
Updated 49 days ago via web
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Our hero @SteveMartinToGo came to see "Little Teapot" tonight. He was expecting to see a talking kettle, but seemed pleased anyway.
Updated 50 days ago via web
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On the set of "The Music Teacher" with director Ron Oliver. He's wearing 007 cuff links. http://t.co/bJU9JA1i
Updated 51 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Backstage: on any given evening we wear several different suits. They all look alike, of course. http://t.co/SfvTkspR
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That guy's behind me at the airport again. http://t.co/dJeco1nd
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Hotel rule: when something disappears and it's not in any logical place, it's on the floor between the bed and the nightstand.
Updated 51 days ago via Twitterrific
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I like being 64. I'm no longer surprised by worries. In earlier days an anxiety would have seemed like the end of the world. No longer.
Updated 52 days ago via web
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Here's Michael Carbonaro's latest "Magic Clerk" segment on the Tonight Show. Just in time for Easter. http://t.co/NFzdlhJo
Updated 52 days ago via web
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We have arrived in Canada. Look, it's that guy behind me again. http://t.co/sM1cbPdl
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Monday I inadvertently filled the rinse-aid dispenser in my dishwasher with Dawn Power Clean overnight soaking cleanser. Two days of suds.
Updated 54 days ago via web
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Today we spent three hours at our shop on a trick that we hope will get in this year: The Vanishing African Spotted Pigmy Elephant.
Updated 54 days ago via web
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Last weekend had my first serious meetings on doing (co-directing & conceiving) "The Tempest." I think it's about 2 years of work away.
Updated 54 days ago via web
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Oh, dear. I'm hooked on a TV series. "Slings and Arrows." There are three seasons and I'm totally sucked into Season I.
Updated 54 days ago via web
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I got a strong pang of nostalgia for my parents tonight, and spent an hour with boxes of their stuff. I smell like my mother's cologne now.
Updated 54 days ago via web
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I just sent ATLAS SHRUGGED to a complete stranger who wanted it. I feel so happy. http://t.co/eMyrNN2V
Updated 57 days ago via web
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Our magic mentor and godfather Johnny is recovering from a chest cold. Tonight I took him 2 tubs of Pollo Loco chicken soup. Sure cure.
Updated 59 days ago via web
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That award, by the way, would make an excellent martial arts weapon. The star at the top is sharp as an ice pick.
Updated 59 days ago via web
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My magician friend Shreeyash's son is learning to talk. One of his first sentences: "Houdini flew airplane." Houdini would have approved.
Updated 59 days ago via web
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Tonight we were inducted into the Nevada Entertainer/Artist Hall of Fame. Siegfried and Lance Burton were there. http://t.co/7hK0aTEH
Updated 59 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Tonight was the one-week birthday celebration of Teapot. It's making us all very proud and happy.
Updated 60 days ago via web
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This is a neat old clip of us misbehaving to promote "Penn & Teller Get Killed." http://t.co/2rewLKeM
Updated 60 days ago via web
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Among the graffiti of a deck of cards at Christopher Street & Bedford Street in New York. http://t.co/oU70v5ES
Updated 62 days ago via Twitpic
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Fast food: If I can't find good sushi, I go to Pollo Loco and have chicken and steamed vegetables. The soup's good, but too salty for me.
Updated 65 days ago via web
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Watched "Who the #$&% is Jackson Pollock?" documentary about an old lady dumpster-diver & what makes art have value. Worth the 74 minutes.
Updated 65 days ago via web
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Finally worked out the story structure of the Vermeer movie. We'd been hammering on this draft for about 3 months. Documentaries are hard.
Updated 65 days ago via web
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Saw "Safe House." Denzel perfect and effortless. Decent suspense plot. I hate the incessant cutting to force a sense of excitement.
Updated 65 days ago via web
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We are so happy. Seemed like tonight's audience embraced the little Teapot like Brits at 4 p.m. Of course, a lot of them WERE Brits...
Updated 67 days ago via web
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We're going to try and put "Little Teapot" in the show Wednesday night. A world premiere. Oh, I hope the runs in the afternoon go well.
Updated 68 days ago via web
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"Hugo" has interesting historical underpinnings, but is so grandiose in presentation that it irritated me.
Updated 69 days ago via web
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I liked "The Way," the Martin Sheen/Emilio Estevez movie about people without religious motives walking a traditional pilgrimage.
Updated 69 days ago via web
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Just watched OSS-117, the James Bondy comedy by the guys from "The Artist." Not groundbreaking, but unpretentiously funny.
Updated 69 days ago via web
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My trainer's 4-year-old son, asked by his mom what he wanted for next Christmas, replied, "An AK-47." I like that kid.
Updated 69 days ago via web
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I'm sitting on my dining porch, writing on the Vermeer project as I eat eggs cooked in olive oil and butter over a fresh green salad.
Updated 71 days ago via web
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The latest post on this blog is my favorite action shot of Penn & me. Never saw it before. http://t.co/CL6AeRCr The whole site is fun.
Updated 71 days ago via web
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Hello, Chicago and environs. We will be live in the flesh at Horseshoe Hammond on Friday, June 8th. Details at: http://t.co/uCAe91kR
Updated 72 days ago via web
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Our pal Piff backstage at Radio City Music Hall, sharing a dressing room with some Muppets. http://t.co/Q6zwP9ub
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RT @LillaKolean My friend made me this pic of the most FABULOUS duo @pennjillette & @MrTeller, all only in newspaper! http://t.co/EVJuMVYU
Updated 74 days ago via Twitterrific
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Jonesy featured in the Las Vegas Weekly: http://t.co/igaTNEzi. It's nice to hear somebody who's not bullshitting talking about the arts.
Updated 74 days ago via web
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Nice archive of P&T video bits here: http://t.co/VUxlkbmG -- scroll down on left to TruGreen to see a goofy lawn care commercial we made.
Updated 75 days ago via web
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No teapot in the show tonight. Repeated runs revealed flaws we have to fix & crew needs to rehearse transitions.
Updated 75 days ago via Twitterrific
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Penn's birthday cake from the Rio. The bunny is sculpted from dark chocolate and the "cigar" is pyrotechnic. http://t.co/J3oU2I7u
Updated 76 days ago via Camera on iOS
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That's 12:40 p.m. Pacific time.
Updated 77 days ago via web
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Somebody purporting to be Teller will be on NPR's "Talk of the Nation" today (Monday) at 12:40, discussing the Smithsonian story.
Updated 77 days ago via web
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RT @DerrenBrown Christ. Horrible. http://t.co/BO1ootzZ. Man. I thought we were done with this centuries ago.
Updated 79 days ago via Twitterrific
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Just saw "Chronicle" and am sitting alone at an oyster bar and eating clam chowder. Close to perfect happiness.
Updated 79 days ago via Twitterrific
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Jim, our computer guy, visiting his family in Pittsburgh stopped at Andy's grave and left an offering. See it? http://t.co/OU2m04qi
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Two hours of rehearsal with @pennjillette today on The Little Teapot. Close to ready. Premiering in our Vegas show very soon, I suspect.
Updated 82 days ago via web
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Outside my house the coyotes are singing. My eerie, human-voiced guard dogs. A shrieking ambulance passes on the highway & they answer.
Updated 82 days ago via web
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The Boston Globe's "Brainiac" featured the Smithsonian piece with a broadcast of our "Looks Simple." http://t.co/RToB3vnS
Updated 82 days ago via web
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