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What made me laugh about the pilot phone was thinking about what would be ringing when I called the first 41 extensions.
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Again the Death Plane failed to kill us. http://t.co/aYwnypoHNp
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Pilot phone on the Death Plane. http://t.co/uxSsCLC0do
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We have cheated Death yet again. http://t.co/gSRdHfg8Uu
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Today's Teterboro men's room Facebook update. http://t.co/jFGKnOrcB8
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http://t.co/qmd5sw6Zaq Today's Death Plane to Foxwoods.
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It's down to the wire. If there's a pint of @pennjillette's #swirtle ice cream at any Walgreen's, please buy it and win for @OppVillageLV.
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View from my dressing room. These people are cheerful and respectable. The theater is splendid. Hope we are good. http://t.co/eA5VynYZfk
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I'm pleased to report that the Death Plane did not live up to its name. Another chance later tonight! http://t.co/CxPyUYT1xD
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Penn, updating Facebook from the Teterboro airport men's room. http://t.co/ckvQGQjjRO
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http://t.co/zViQzUzW7K. On our way to Schenectady. The crew seems happy and sane. But I'll call it the Death Plane anyway. Macbeth!
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From a pal in N. Carolina: "They ran out of @pennjillette's flavor, but had plenty of the other guy's left, so that must be a good sign!"
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I've encountered so many people who've been enjoying @pennjillette's #swirtle. It's very gratifying.
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While waiting for the launch of @pennjillette's #swirtle, the Blue Men helped arrange bananas. http://t.co/3xdfu5BHEN
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LARS AND THE REAL GIRL is a great movie. Amazing writing and acting. I was led to expect fluff. It's not. Loaded with quiet explosions.
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http://t.co/fYb3fdibLu Some poster boys, eh? Please help @OppVillageLV by making @pennjillette #CelebApprenticeMVP and buying #swirtle.
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RT @pennjillette The #Swirtle is great, but the reason I do this is @OppVillageLV. Please RT #CelebApprenticeMVP http://t.co/C3msO9THj3
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Wow, I'd forgotten how good Penn's Magic Swirtle ice cream is till I had some at the Walgreens product launch. Holy yum!
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I think there's a chance Penn could win CA, don't you? Please RT @pennjillette is my #CelebApprenticeMVP to raise more $ for #oppvillageLV
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I love iPhone self portraits. Sometimes they look downright spooky as in this taken at a PILOBOLUS rehearsal. http://t.co/huf0t7I6w5
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RT @ianmichaelshaw @MrTeller Heavy. According to Wiki, Pilobolus is a genus of fungi that commonly grows on herbivore dung. -- Yup!
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http://t.co/csvEONBaiU - @pennjillette and me at work with Pilobolus.
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RT @pennjillette THX! #CelebApprenticeMVP was REALLY close but you WON a ton of jingle for @OppVillageLV We'll need you again next week!
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Working today with Pilobolus. My favorite quotation of the day: "No box jumper wears heels." http://t.co/V0CLYW1LDX
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If you're in Palm Springs on Friday night, we'll be there, too. At Hot Water (Agua Caliente) http://t.co/Z6heA1iLxK. A few seats left.
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Jordan, a woman in the Pilobolus troupe takes on the Penn challenge. http://t.co/kqyU23g4oO
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If you enjoyed my Needles on @ApprenticeNBC, please re-tweet @pennjillette is my #CelebApprenticeMVP to raise more $ for @OppVillageLV Thx!
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You're all so kind. It was such fun to dash from cancelled flight to cancelled flight and end up in Brooklyn with an apple of needles.
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But you can help the great folks at @opportunityvillage
without getting on a plane. Just retweet @pennjillette is #CelebApprenticeMVP
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For tonight's CA, Penn texted me at dawn in Vegas and by that evening I made it through the sleet to NYC. It felt weirdly heroic.
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This story, about beautiful, savvy, ultra-cool conjoined twins from Minnesota, fills me with joy. http://t.co/Qn3QL2eDXh
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That was sent to me by my friend Taylor Martin. Here's more about it, a Kickstarter project that didn't make it.
http://t.co/Bxh8CB58Rm
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How wonderful is it that people do ideas like this? https://t.co/Hsgpl2fc9N!
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Please, gang, don't forget to retweet: @pennjillette is my #CelebApprenticeMVP and help @opportunityvillage win more bucks for a good cause.
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We're back in Vegas, doing our show at the Rio tonight. Nice smooth flight with lots more planning done for next year's THE TEMPEST.
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That should have read "A friend" but the "An" remained from a longer version that included "old." 130 characters is short.
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An friend from the RenFest days sent this picture of me in 1975. I don't remember ever having an earring. Dirt? http://t.co/faybnLaV9T
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http://t.co/aUjdN4ILHt - Piff the Magic Dragon just won the Magic Circle's "Stage Magician of the Year" award! Go, Steve's little brother!
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What you do when you get to the Gulfport airport an hour and ten minutes early. http://t.co/XE6qx1LIMx
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PLAY DEAD lives again at LA Fear and Fantasy Film Festival at Banshee Theatre in Burbank! Sat May 11 5:30pm. Tickets: http://t.co/hyWECuNNzy
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Spelling correction: Still some seats left for our first time in Biloxi http://t.co/JeUv0O4pgU. Apologies to misspelled Biloxians.
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Still some seats left for our first time in Boloxi http://t.co/JeUv0O4pgU
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Just a few hours left to make Penn this week's Apprentice MVP and earn more $ for his charity.
Click his face here: http://t.co/Vn7CrlYPQJ
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Make Penn Apprentice MVP this week and support his charity Opportunity Village by clicking on Penn's face!
http://t.co/Vn7CrlYPQJ
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The new Broadway "Pippin" is wall-to-wall with amazing and well-staged circus acts used directly and unpretentiously.
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http://t.co/CO6Ia9N3jo A shot Glenn took. I love the elegance of the controls in these big machines. It feels like remote sleight of hand.
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We are shooting My City My Secret this afternoon for CNN at Dig This. http://t.co/pmLMHG8tS7
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After we went to Dallas, our friend Mike Hawley called my attention to this, and I just love it. The umbrella man. http://t.co/A52azaIrfD
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Starting AFAM walk with Chippendales this morning. http://t.co/cJY5Nhlz3t
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I'm guessing somebody got tired of getting asked where it was. http://t.co/xS3N2ylE2K
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Can't go to Dallas without going here. http://t.co/t4TKjsYGUY
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I'll never look at clichéd movie posters quite the same way again. http://t.co/5gvdn9JxEM
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I'm happy to be coming to Dallas this Friday with @pennjillette We've sold so well, they just added more seats!
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Last date to vote for "Play Dead" in Rondo awards. http://t.co/J8VvYgGg6g
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First announcement of the "Play Dead" run in LA this coming fall. http://t.co/1Ly56embwm
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Delivered with breakfast this morning at the hotel. http://t.co/79S4UEgzwP
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Our friend Luis de Matos stopped by the site of the WOF star last night and snapped this. Bet it's shinier today. http://t.co/MYaxVlIhLv
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Not in Hollywood today? You can still be with us while get our Walk of Fame star live at 11:30am PST here:
http://t.co/8LNqupuGp2
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Our great buddy Mac King is organizing @FestivalofMagic If I had the time and were in Louisville, I'd go. http://t.co/qBjpAhg3Hb
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My friend Stephen Malinowski visualizes a movement of a Bach Brandenburg concerto. Now you can, too. http://t.co/uhjnJ6RUKc
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What? And get out of show business? A costume for a video shoot. http://t.co/vKQX0EeAqL
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During our Helium bag escape, @pennjillette takes a flash picture of the audience. Here's Year 2. Are you there? http://t.co/uBulwDpYpx
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Magicians never have fabulous bodies. The groundbreaking dance company, Pilobolus, does. We're helping them do magic. http://t.co/nXh7s1KY2G
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My Vancouver hotel room floor. I've been practicing card-throwing for a new bit. http://t.co/bELuyUQ7iH
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At the Vancouver airport. http://t.co/1jvKgBcfqf
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Michael Carbonaro's little compilation has some stuff I'd missed on it. http://t.co/UbdrSDlJFx
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Out in Santa Monica for a slice of pizza (the only food to be had at midnight) these guys wanted to get a picture. http://t.co/oEwny2x4gS
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Special night with a visit from Irene and Erika Larsen from the Magic Castle, Eugene Burger and Siegfried. http://t.co/6lrzFEvCme
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Sweet article on PLAY DEAD star Todd Robbins in the ATLANTIC: http://t.co/ZB3nqibFNw
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In Albuquerque tonight to hear Tin Hat Trio live at The Outpost. I bet everybody here listens to NPR. http://t.co/xEBbcXDWVU
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I received a form letter today whose first page read, "This page intentionally left blank." Well, once you put those words on it…um…
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On Kindle I'm reading actor Richard Burton's diaries. When I find an unfamiliar word, it's generally Welsh or means "drunk" or both.
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RT @VolkanTopalli @MrTeller New study raises questions about religion as deterrent against criminal behaviour http://t.co/XflbQb1mDB
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I'm listening to a lot of Schoenberg. I like him. Y'know, I've never read a bio of him, but I'm guessing he wasn't a barrel of laughs.
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Then today I started THE RISE AND FALL OF THE THIRD REICH. The reader is Grover Gardner, and superb. He navigates those German names well.
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I enjoy audiobooks in my car. Just finished Jeremy Irons reading LOLITA. Stupendous material delivered gorgeously.
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Belated thanks for all the birthday wishes. My biz manager's birthday greeting was to tell me to apply for Medicare.
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A wonderful young woman fan and magician gave me this tonight, complete with my favorite "Macbeth" quotation! http://t.co/qhuub8Qk
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Our buddy Michael Carbonaro is at it again as the Valentine's Day "Magic Clerk" on the Leno show: http://t.co/dmYUBUhY
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Just turned 65 in my dressing room at the Rio. No place better in the world. http://t.co/n24qcjiR
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Big, flashy, Vegas shindig tonight to celebrate our 6 year contract extension at the Rio and 20 years in Vegas. http://t.co/7TIPm87l
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Walked in our Hard Rock dressing room tonight to find this stunning greeting/memento from our pals at Universal. http://t.co/XFcpQ9eo
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@pennjillette and I are helping conserve the endangered African Spotted Pygmy Elephant. http://t.co/3KFASIBj
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Waiting in Fox 35 green room, closeup magician Larsen Eisenberg keeps me entertained. http://t.co/FOT1oCMR
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Yesterday in Cambridge Aaron Posner & I worked with Pilobolus on our TEMPEST's Caliban. He's going to be scary, amazing, sweet and sexy.
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