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Hey London. If you want some Octopus stickers: tomorrow morning 745am at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park.
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At a restaurant enjoying dinner. My wife just informed me, "Honey, you have food on your forehead." Like a sir.
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I just fucked up real bad and accidentally ate asparagus and liked it. Shit!!!
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DROGBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!
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Dying in an armchair. Come on, Chelsea lets do this!!!!!
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Chelsea, get it together. Too much time on defence.
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Has anyone opened a sandwich shop called Hoagie's Gyros?
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Come on, you Blues! #ChampionsLeague Kick it to the guy!! Sports! Bring home that silver cuppy thing!!
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today needs a beginning-of-act-three montage where we band of rag-tag oddballs turn things around by painting a barn.
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on the brain this morning: #CFCMunich, The Morning, Zoo, Zelda lullaby, subjunctive use of were, blink-182 tour, Legos.
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This action movie lost me when, after three days on the lam from thugs, the hero's cell phone still has battery.
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Couple at this restaurant making out so hard, if Chevy Chase were here I'd turn to him and say "He's gonna pork her, Dad."
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Tonight on Hoppus on Music: Santigold, Oberhofer, and our always insightful music panel. Midnight on @fusetv. I am awesome.
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Siri, get Detective Chief Superintendent Foyle on the line!
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thank you, internet. you've saved the day once again, and i am in your debt. peripeteia. word of the day. i will now dangle my participle.
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trying to understand how one pronounces "peripeteia." is it pear-uh-PET-ee-uh? need a ruling, please.
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Watch your spelling. I just admonished someone for not giving me a "soiler alert."
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I feel like most singer-songwriters under-utilise the rhyme and cadence opportunities offered in the words nuts and butts.
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sometimes bassists look bored onstage. swear words.
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the song i did with owl city is on iTunes today... http://t.co/thotwXRa
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Hey art historians. Please explain to me why in depictions of Adam and Eve, they have belly buttons? First man and woman?!
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Gotta get me one of them dire wolves. Maybe two
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Nothing emasculates me like trying to keep up with the ladies in a spin class. Except going to spin class in the first place.
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I am going to a movie now. http://t.co/aTOzDvSu
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watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.
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Is it too late for me to become a Pussycat Doll?
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Let me tell you, I am humble as SHIT! It's probably the best thing about me. Seriously.
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happy mother's day to all the moms and single dads. respect. and brunch.
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At wedding receptions, I like to nudge the bride and groom and exclaim "Looks like you got some consummating to do tonight!"
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Ice tea or iceD tea?! The world needs to make up its damn mind. Someone make the call and let's never speak of this again.
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I want to be an exotic dancer just so I can go by the name Tequila Mockingbird.
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Best text I've ever received. From my mom: "What does it mean when someone says Don't go all Kanye on me!?"
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Some days the world is Louis Winthorpe (The Third), some days it's Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn).
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If there's one bit of wisdom I truly hope to pass on to my son, it is this: When in doubt, stare at your phone.
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A decade later, I JUST realised the character from Finding Nemo is named that because he's an aNEMOne fish. Damn. Mind blown.
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Your breath smells like if they opened a truck stop men's room at a bikram yoga studio.
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I'd like to invite you all to my series of motivational lectures titled, "Failure is the ONLY Option. Enquire within.
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Middle of the night dream thought: The giants who founded the house with the warning signs have taken to the water.
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Well won, CHELSEA!!! Give Di Matteo the job!!!
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Two hours of sleep is enough, right?
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Another day, another transatlantic flight. See you soon, London! (@ John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK)) http://t.co/e8biqk11
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i can't even begin to tell you how PISSED OFF i get when people say it isn't all about me and what i want!!!!
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when people post one thing on twitter and then post it again on Facebook a few days later, i feel like i passed the event horizon.
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Has anyone used the Game of Thrones theme as their wedding music? Because damn that'd be awesome.
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Something something the similarities between meticulously pruned bonsai trees and manscaping. I don't know. I give up.
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I am in New York and just saw the Space Shuttle in a hangar by the airport. I've been awake for 20 hours so far today.
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People who let their phone loudly ring while they stare blank-faced at it, deciding if they will answer. Are not rad.
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They mention Cptn America's genetic code, but DNA decoding didn't happen until the 1950's, by Watson/Crick. This is how I watch movies.
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Watching Captain America. Found a few holes in the plot line.
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i haven't slept in so long, my teeth wander about in my head.
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"I herd that!" -cowboys, referring to cattle.
Damn, I NAILED that one!! You are welcome, Internet!
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london, i have returned to your misty embrace. feeling jet lagged, woozy, and weird. please direct me to toast and tea.
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What was the Gimp doing all those years between Pulp Fiction and his triumphant return in American Horror Story?!
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Nyan Cat speaker grills for tour! Thanks @robertnoise http://t.co/h11YB5E5
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To the music of "Pumped Up Kicks" I sing "All the other dudes with the shave off pubes..."
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Just finished the finger in the butt exam to find that CHELSEA won!! Weirdest way ever to follow a match.
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Peed in a cup. About to have blood drawn. Chelsea down by 2 and a man out. Come on, Tuesday!
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My day: blink-182 rehearsals done by 11am. Watching Chelsea match updates on my phone while doctor puts finger in my butt.
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I would never leave you in a Howard Johnson's parking lot. Nor would I drop acid with you at a dinner party.
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On the way to rehearsal, and this comes on the radio. http://t.co/GpzIBMOH
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Not sure I can live in a world that condones the existence of pedicures in which fish eat off all your dead skin.
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i know the internet has ruined my attention span because i can't even sit through a draw something answer animation.
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Late Sunday, weekend 2. You KNOW Coachella's taint is stank.
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watch your spelling. i almost just texted my wife, `'i really like this teat."
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I'm eating in this restaurant alone. No idea what to do. Stare at other people? Read a book? Act like I'm texting a friend?
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My brain just did this thing where it tried to remember what I wanted to say yesterday, but forgot. Stupid brain.
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i awoke in the dead of last night, grabbed a pen, and wrote this down: the compassionate people who sell their own toes. ?
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I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. http://t.co/yqlhv4eM
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i talk about living in london and supporting @chelseafc in this espn article. http://t.co/7Of0Igbe
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health class in seventh grade has forever ruined the word "slough" for me.
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Tonight on Hoppus on Music: @GavinRossdale; our always astute panel; and @ChristFinnegan goes fishing with Ween. Midnight on @fusetv.
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Someone has to've already come up with Anthony Michael-Hall and Oates, right?
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sometimes i get scared my genitals have a weird "benjamin button" thing happening.
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here's the track i did with @owlcity. please listen, you know, for the kids. http://t.co/bTstxAM1
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How many egg white omelettes do I have to eat before I will live forever?
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Back in New York. Get at me! (please nobody ever get at me) (@ John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK)) http://t.co/6q7cmnyo
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i feel like all of the answers to all of the questions are contained in paul simon's "graceland" album.
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Just watched Thor. I will now:
1) sew a red cape
2) buy a hammer
3) fight injustice throughout the nine realms.
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You guys are all over the place in your answers. Whatever. I'm bringing this cow inside to sleep at the foot of our bed.
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Where do cows sleep at night? Wife says outside. I say in a barn stable. This is life and death.
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i am really really really good at my new career in standup comedy. http://t.co/4iL1ieGR
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