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Yes, @deadcherries. You can also get the Chat Show at http://t.co/iIYDYPOL
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Twitches, forgive me, but Talkin Walkin desperately needs your iTunes subscribing & reviewings. Before it's too late... http://t.co/TBApPq8m
Updated about 4 hours ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
My chat w/ the one and only Richard Kind is up! Audio: http://t.co/UMf7ND0q or video: http://t.co/yC3jU6dq.
Updated about 4 hours ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
She's not wrong, people! RT @jurismorte: If you like @kevinpollak, check this out! http://t.co/VcOHX4eA
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Because you asked nicely. And he said yes (via Twitter). Booked for 6/17 Rt @dayman1983
@kevinpollak you gotta get @danharmon on your show!
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Dear @danharmon, you're an absolute genius, and I would carry a spear for you into battle or onto a stage. Never stop fighting for funny.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Fuck 'em. RT @danharmon: DID I MISS ANYTHING? - A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and... http://t.co/0lKQK2pF
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Mind your own business, fucko. RT @realjonlovitz
Hope you're all having a great weekend!!!!
Updated 1 day ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Do it!! RT @AnthonyCumia: Ribs bitches. Weekdays are a cancer. http://t.co/EMa3L3Wk
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
I'm sorry, but you seriously need to ask yourself, "Have I heard Talkin Walkin #9?" iTunes - http://t.co/TBApPq8m or http://t.co/kD31tyLw
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
We'll be LIVE w/ Richard Kind shortly after the hour... http://t.co/O3DKw6ua - Your Q's and Tweet5's now, please. #JointheChat
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Correct-amundo!! RT @lindasands
@kevinpollak @xxGOOTSxx @KPChatShow That doesn't make you a *dick*... just... old.
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
I'm SUCH a dick! We're live today at 4pm, PDT, and not 3pm, as I tweeted earlier. RT @xxGOOTSxx
@KPChatShow @kevinpollak Is it at 3 or 4 ?
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
The Chat Show will stream live today w/ the genius himself, Richard Kind. 3pm, PDT. Join us @ http://t.co/O3DKw6ua.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
I ain't fallin' for tha- D'Oh... RT @Jason: how awesome are our videos getting? shhh... don't show anyone! http://t.co/lSglpFcL
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
1st opp is the Book Expo in NY June 6th. RT @AlgonquinDude: @kevinpollak Hey Kevin, how could I get an advance copy of the book for review?
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Book & e-book debut in October. RT @chuckenright: @KPChatShow @kevinpollak how soon before your new book will be available for Kindle?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yes PLEASE. RT @lilredmarsh: @kevinpollak I seriously want to see @hitRECordJoe break your chatting time record - make an entire day!
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
That line was given to me by @MatthewPerry seconds before take 3. RT @jimmysabs: It'll never get old! @kevinpollak http://t.co/2IKJTxBy
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Thx, Marc! RT @MarcEvanJackson: Listen to this! @KevinPollak's TALKIN WALKIN Ep #9 - iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m or http://t.co/kD31tyLw
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
SO great to hear @AnthonyCumia back w/ @OpieRadio & @JimNorton today!! Even if he did sound like an 80 yr old man.......'s asshole......weez
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Twitches! Please RT & help Talkin Walkin #9 climb the Comedy Podcast leader board on iTunes! http://t.co/TBApPq8m - THANKS
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Flour. RT @sometimesyoufly: @kevinpollak let's get on the same page before this hits big - is it go flour or flower your nuts? #EquallyWeird
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Thanks!! RT @old_wizard: @kevinpollak I stopped specifically to RT Talkin Walkin #9 posts. I know graditude is tough for you. You're welcome
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
As soon as that son-of-a-bitch is back in Smell-A, right...? RT @MattMira: @kevinpollak speaking of BBQing, when are you getting @bflay on?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Ha!!! I'm such a dick... RT @lostkiwi: @kevinpollak spelled Mangrate. #WorstSpokesmanEver
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Twitches! A new sponsor for the Chat Show - If you dig the BBQing, click the damn 10% off banner for MANGRATE @ http:http://t.co/O3DKw6ua
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Twitches! A new sponsor for the Chat Show - If you dig the BBQing, click the damn 10% off banner for MANGATE @ http:http://t.co/O3DKw6ua
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
S'up, fucker...? RT @MrBH007
@kevinpollak hi usual suspect
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Can you not download from http://t.co/hJNlYgpr? RT @murphy_jared
@kevinpollak How do I get your podcast on my Android smartphone? And thanks
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Mine would, yes. RT @kmonarq7: @kevinpollak If Walken did TalkinWalkin with you, would the world explode?
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Hell-oh... Yep. Talkin Walkin #9: iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m http://t.co/hJNlYgpr - http://t.co/TO1SYmII & http://t.co/XJCCnqeM
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
My chat w/ Adam Brody is up. audio - http://t.co/2RbucVFV
video - http://t.co/iD4EKcHK
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Did not, thx. RT @NeKap: @kevinpollak Not sure if you knew of an app called 'TuneIn Radio' that carries both K.P. Chat Show & Talkin Walkin
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Recording a new Talkin Walkin! For now: iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m http://t.co/hJNlYgpr - http://t.co/TO1SYmII & http://t.co/XJCCnqeM
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Finished 2nd at DetermineToSucceed/Geffen poker tourney -great prizes - Aria, @fit4LA & @Sonos. LOVE this annual event- thanks @HankAzaria
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
As real as the stories of crazy Rip Torn within. RT @EntertainTell: @kevinpollak Is the book not real? Did Amazon lie?
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yay!!! RT @PhilipNelson: @kevinpollak I have a power stick for you.. I'll let your fans guess what that means!! Lol
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
My chat w/ the 1st TV star called "Adorkable" (Time magazine, '07), Adam Brody is live in 11 minutes, Twitches! http://t.co/O3DKw6ua
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Fuck me, I should've... I finished 2nd! RT @DrGMLaTulippe: @kevinpollak Last longer bet on today? To make it a little more interesting?
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yay, me! Made it to final table at DTS/Geffen event -great prizes from Aria & @fit4LA & @Sonos. LOVE this annual event- thanks @HankAzaria
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Do we have a choice now, Davy? RT @EmilySUPERMARIO: @kevinpollak I demand you get @DavidSpade on your show. Please and thank you.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Congrats @birbigs- it's great! RT @HuffPostComedy: Mike Birbiglia makes things super awkward w/ Fresh Air's Terry Gross http://t.co/XOzFRhUS
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Greatest show New York has ever- nope. RT @MrCraigBierko: #FF @kevinpollak We went to a puppet show, I shit you not.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
What the...? RT @EntertainTell: @kevinpollak memoir will be published in November http://t.co/8CKysdSy
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
A tv star once more!! Congrats, Samm! RT @SammLevine: Woo hoo!! RT @NikkiFinke: NBC Picks Up Drama ‘Do No Harm’ Series http://t.co/AJwQfeAL
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yes, @Robburnett1, I'm a long time listener, first time caller, and just wanted to say Hey.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Sorry. When you get a sec, sit down to a steamy bowl of fuck. RT @vdld: @kevinpollak - Public profanity reflects a crass small mind
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Fuck YES! RT @Seanthings: @kevinpollak Celebrating One Year sober today sir!!
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
I'm making. RT @realjonlovitz: @kevinpollak Performing a private function??? What's with the potty talk??? TMI for me!
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
U just need to date more, on both accounts. RT @JeremyBargiel: @kevinpollak Talkin Walkin's fantastic! What the web was made for after porn
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Thanks! Please be a guest asap. RT @D_Copperfield: @kevinpollak One of my followers just introduced me to your chat show. Great stuff!
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Hope you get selected- actually quite fascinating. RT @rhunekincaid: @kevinpollak Any hints for getting out of jury duty? I'm going tomorrow
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
@ the center. Looking for travertine now. RT @louziane: @kevinpollak Best part: quarry/architecture involving travertine. Prob @ Getty Villa
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Let's get on that, huh. RT @DamienRyan: I wish I was a millionaire. I'd pay to have @kevinpollak narrate my life. #walkenonsunshine
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
At The Getty Museum - Performing a private function. So, does the Getty family actually know how much they spent on this joint...? Wow.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Say, @OfficialJLD, you really need to be guest on my chat show soon, please. Congrats on Veep. Lovin it
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Congrats!! RT @MrTonyHale: Excited and thankful to be doing season 2 with these fantastic folks!! #veep http://t.co/y3I21LyA
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yeah, @jaime_fox & I just did this. No biggie. my....legs..... http://t.co/EXdfL2NT
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Ears, stat!! Talkin Walkin #8: iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m http://t.co/hJNlYgpr - http://t.co/TO1SYmII & http://t.co/XJCCnqeM
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Please RT Talkin Walkin #8: iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m http://t.co/hJNlYgpr - http://t.co/TO1SYmII & http://t.co/XJCCnqeM
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Exceptional! RT @BreakingNews: Would-be suicide bomber was CIA double-agent -device to US, aided Yemen drone strike http://t.co/BSBsMlpd
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Nice! RT @ThePeterKelly: The guys at work decided to make a parody about @kevinpollak. I made this video about them. http://t.co/vcXOXpy5
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Sorry, eh. Try this, ya hoser... http://t.co/iqVmNpjS RT @Ben_wiebe: @kevinpollak HULU HATES CANADA!!!
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Enjoy yourself some Mad Men last night? Ya got to see this then. The longest on camera interview the Hamm has given: http://t.co/lC80Rbvy
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Please RT this, Twitches. Talkin Walkin #8: iTunes http://t.co/TBApPq8m http://t.co/hJNlYgpr - http://t.co/TO1SYmII & http://t.co/XJCCnqeM
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Hearing pretty great things about your new project, @MatthewPerry. I look forward to seeing it and then making it better.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Kill yourself. RT @jasonantoon: Can't believe I'm about to tweet this...Ralph's supermarket on Wilshire has really good to-go sushi. #Ralphs
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
I'll be the pretty one in denim. RT @mrmattwalsh: @kevinpollak thank you kind sir. See you in KC?
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Talkin Walkin episode #8 now up for iTunes subscribers or at http://t.co/hJNlYgpr. Soon, the world.... Oh. Right.. Now, the world.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Just the last 2. RT @elaineewing: No! Just can't believe he'd eat that many carbs RT @Ludovicaa: @kevinpollak has get out of jail free card?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Hi. My name is Kevin. I steal things... RT @elaineewing: Who pulled the gumdrops off of my sombrero cookies last night? http://t.co/hDCvH5Vj
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
May I say, @mrmattwalsh, that so far every moment of your comedy stylings on HBO's new hit "Veep" is hiLARious & a joy to watch.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
OK, sure. Those are Harry Balls. RT @MrCraigBierko: Harry at the dog park. I'll leave the caption to you. http://t.co/LzPcIiFk
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yeah, fucker! RT @DrConcussion: At the @kevinpollak show last weekend. #goodtimes http://t.co/ko4jRpFu
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Chosen for a panel. Waiting to meet the Judge. Torn between wanting very much to serve as needed, and feigning severe racism.
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
217 and counting... RT @AnthonyCumia: RT @kevinpollak Settling in for day of jury duty -You can't HANDLE the truth! Hearing that one much?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Settling in for a lovely day of jury duty in downtown Los Angeles. The energy in the waiting room could only be described as electric.
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Highest praise! RT @scottshaykett: @jaymohr37 gives @kevinpollak props on #mohrstories - greatest Walken impression ever - #TalkinWalkin
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
RT @MyUncleLou: You can't be a sell out til someone knows they can make a buck off ya. But then you're the only one who they can buy from.
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Can't wait to get me some! RT @mradamscott: Burning Love!
http://t.co/YdjiQnQl
@KenMarino @EricaOyama
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yeah, HAPPY B-DAY, Martha!! RT @elaineewing: Happy Birthday to the one and only... @martha_s xo
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Can't WAIT! RT @janiehaddad: IN THREE HOURS (7pm PST)!!! Discuss last night's Mad Men with us, LIVE here: http://t.co/oGPoDD2l
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
My attractive chat w/ @biggsjason from yesterday: video - http://t.co/Q9eopl6l
audio - http://t.co/ZZI00muC
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
THANK you... RT @jimdorey: These podcasts are hilarious! Nice @KevinPollak :-) Episode 1 with Matt Mira: http://t.co/XeslTdrf
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Yes, @jimmykimmel, after watching the clip of your monologue for the WHCD, I agree you made easy what others proved impossible.
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Oh, fuck yeah, we will. RT @biggsjason: Yo! Check me out at 3pm PDT on http://t.co/O3DKw6ua . We gonna get chatty.
Updated 22 days ago via web Permalink
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Chat Show in 4 1/2 hours... In the meantime: http://t.co/TBApPq8m or http://t.co/hJNlYgpr or http://t.co/TO1SYmII or http://t.co/VeYJPHmc
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
You're welcome. @biggsjason LIVE today 3p, PDT. RT @JohnMcGlothlin: @kevinpollak Thanks for another GREAT chat show with @rejectedjokes
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Give 'em hell, Ben. RT @bursaar: Shooting today! http://t.co/jBnhnSu1
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Enjoy responsibly: http://t.co/TBApPq8m or http://t.co/hJNlYgpr or http://t.co/TO1SYmII or http://t.co/VeYJPHmc
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Two, please! RT @simonpegg: Really looking forward to this - http://t.co/WviZPnPT
kevinpollak
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
THAT's the greatest shits alive! RT @Jason: a bear fell after being tranquilized and someone took an awesome photo. http://t.co/vMHNoyBa
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
One of the best, is what you are, Mr. RT @thenickgriffin: I still love doing stand up. What am I, stupid?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Pittsburgh Twitches! Do yourself a solid & see @HarlandWilliams at the Improv this wknd! His podcast The Harland Highway is also GREAT!
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Hey, @MarcEvanJackson, can you join me next week for a little Talkin Walkin?
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
Get a room! RT @MarcEvanJackson: Congratulations to my first and current wife Beth Hagenlocker on this, her 10th wedding anniversary.
kevinpollak
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Monkey. Not one of the original 4.
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