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Still seeing the eclipse of the sun in my eyelids this morning.
Updated about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Hey, Florida...thanks for your tanned laughs! Had a great time at The Club in Treasure Island and McCurty's in Sarasota.
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I bet those 4 out of 5 dentists are dead by now.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Every time I hear a song on the radio and don't know the artist it turns out to be Adele.
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Just wanna get this out before Joe Biden does...'A very Happy Mother's Day to a very wonderful mother @SukiYeagley!'
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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When push comes to shove you gotta have pull.
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Wanna bid on my doodle to help raise awareness of NF (neurofibromatosis)? http://t.co/8hmmaP2e
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I wonder if the après-party mess has been cleaned up at Clooney's yet?
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Get outta the heat! This Fri & Sat I'll be at Tempe Improv in Az. Bring your laughs! http://t.co/fNov53T6
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I can't believe I actually married people on Ellen today. Yes, I am now an ordained minister! @theEllenshow
Updated 19 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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This world would be a much friendlier place if everyone wore name tags.
Updated 23 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Heading to the village of Las Vegas for the day. Time for another Ellen pre-tape. Airs May 2nd. #quickieweddings
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Season 8 of Weeds premieres July 1st. Enjoy your sandwich. #Weedstease
Updated 28 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'll be mixing it up with Betty White and the girls on 'Hot in Cleveland' tomorrow night. #Bucketlist
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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To the people of San Francisco; I thank you for your laughs and comedic understanding. Until the next time... #CobbsComedyClub
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I feel bad for Monday Morning Quarterbacks during baseball season.
Updated 36 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@SebastianComedy: @kevin_nealon I'm over at the Punchline”. Cool! We should see each other's show the same time!
Updated 38 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Yes, it's going to be Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco for me today thru Sunday. What's it gonna be for you? http://t.co/q2w28q5e
Updated 39 days ago via web
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How can you have a nickname when your first name is already Bubba? #Masters
Updated 43 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Tomorrow is when we must decide if we are going to start the years of lying to our 5 year old about the Easter Bunny.
Updated 44 days ago via web
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You really can't improve on the plunger.
Updated 44 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks Houston Improv and all y'all for the laughs. See y'all next time.
Updated 50 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Just bought a Mega Millions lotto ticket for next weeks drawing. If I win I will take the $347 in one lump sum.
Updated 51 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm about five menus away from needing reading glasses.
Updated 51 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Ahhhhhhhhhh...Houston? We have no problem. Me and Houston Improv...two shows tonight and tomorrow. 8 & 10:30pm Bring it, Texas!
Updated 52 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Guess where? Florence, Barcelona or Cleveland? http://t.co/Uk6gU0wl
Updated 58 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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En route to Hilarities Comedy Club in Cleveland today for Fri and Sat shows. Hope to see you there.
Updated 60 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Honesty is always the best policy unless it was you who tooted in the car.
Updated 60 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Billboard Ad: 'If you were hurt by a chiropractor call me.' I called and it was the chiropractor that hurt me. He wanted to apologize.
Updated 62 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'll will be in my highest definition on the Ellen Show tomorrow (Tues). Topics to include; Afros, PeepHole Magazine, hammocks & more...
Updated 62 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks @marcmaron and @AlanZweibel for a fun podcast last night In Grand Rapids! Great town, great people! #LaughFest
Updated 64 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Breaking News: Employment is up in the U.S. today mostly due to the hiring of designated drivers. Happy St. Patricks Day!
Updated 65 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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In Grand Rapids, Mich. Martin Short, @AlanZweibel and me at @Laughfest. Supporting Gilda's Club - Devos Place. 8pm, tonight!
Updated 65 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Seen it twice! My pal Rachael Harris in her new flick “Natural Selection.” Opens today @ the Angelika in NYC! http://t.co/nvWhlsAp'
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@AlanZweibel: @kevin_nealon Kevin, is it just me or does Italy look like a big boot? Agree. But problem is... there's only one.
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Tucked into DL flt. 1506 heading to Detroit for stand up tonight at Magic Bag in Ferndale, MI. 2 Shows. See you there!
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks @HotinCleveland girls for a memorable two weeks! Wink, wink! #hotincleveland http://t.co/P1Lk9byv
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Damn you @BradPaisley! You got me again with "Like Me." #heartstrings
Updated 67 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'd watch more basketball if there wasn't so much annoying squeaking from the sneakers.
Updated 67 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Having fun with my girls on Hot in Cleveland. Oh, and Lovitz, too. Airing sometime in April. http://t.co/CnL6J8DB
Updated 67 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks for the laughs, Indianapolis! Behind DC, you are my favorite monument city.
Updated 71 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I must have a Mayan Pill Box. Starting next Tuesday, the compartments are empty.
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Hello Indianapolis! Gilda's Club fundraiser Sat. night at JW Marriott. Also hope to catch tail end of some Super Bowl parties.
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Flying over Dallas earlier...they have as many football fields as LA has pools!
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Best title for my next Showtime Special? Whelmed...but Not Overly Let Me Worry About This Public Enema #2 Celebrity Crop Dusting
Updated 73 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Just found out the New Orleans Saints have a bounty out on me. #inhiding
Updated 77 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Cirque du Soleil performers in Santa Monica were amazing. They did everything but turn themselves inside out. #CirqueDuSoleil
Updated 77 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks Austin and @CapCityComedy for the laughs and titters. Y'all know how to have a good time.
Updated 78 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Keep Austin Weird! Join me for some knee slappin' laughs at Cap City Comedy Club this Fri and Sat. http://t.co/u4Jxu7dN
Updated 80 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Breaking News: Hindsight is no longer 20/20 and is considering lasik.
Updated 82 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Happy Birthday @SukiYeagley!! Sorry about the trick candles. Didn't think you would pass out!
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Highlights? Really?
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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That's it. Thanks for following, everyone!
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Lots of French kissing going on...
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Wow! Biggest surprise of the night!! #Oscars Streep
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Was The Artist shot in Hawaii, too? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I've just dismissed my low battery warning. Which will end first? Oscars or battery?
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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For God sake, when will film people stop dying??
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Oprah should have her own show! #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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My iPhone is starting to play me off. #lowbattery
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The 84th Academy Awards is now becoming the 85th Academy Awards. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I can't decide which tragedy I like best? #Oscar Documentaries
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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It's about time they brought in the white coats! #Oscar
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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It's about time they white coats! #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Wait a minute. Is he part of Cirque du Soleil?? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm not gonna tell you who I think is going to win Best Actor but he's gonna need a translator. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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No...that's not what everyone's thinking.
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Is this Maroon 5?
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I really need to start stretching...
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Lower gas prices please!!! #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Pony tails equal cheap face lifts. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Is this a Calvin Klein ad? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Nice to see Glenn Close without make up. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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How difficult is it when you only need black and white costumes? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Nipple tape anyone???
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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What the hell happened the Mira Sorvino?? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Santa lost some weight. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I think I wore that powder blue tux to my prom.
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I wish this opening act was in The Artist. #nosound
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Wonder if Eddie Murphy would have worn that? #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I didn't know Conan was in Tin Tin. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Billy has really changed! #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Btw, I only watch the Oscars for the commercials. #Oscars / #Commercials
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Btw, I only watch the Oscars for the commercials. #Oscars #Commercials
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Okay...let's watch the Oscars. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Brian Grazer looks like a scared Civil War soldier. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Tom Hanks looks like a Civil War general. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Hi-Def TV is a botox detector. #Oscars
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The red carpet is a fickle, fair- weather friend.
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Nick Nolte has Jim Crow!
Updated 84 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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For the last half hour I mistook Cindy Crawford's Skin Secrets for the Oscar Red Carpet Show. #Oscars
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Come out to see me and support a great cause @LaughForSight 3/6 8pm @ImprovComedyLA Get your tickets now http://t.co/oehWsM5H
Updated 87 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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In my dressing room at The Conan O'Brien Show. This will be my fuel to get me through. http://t.co/zLhAtbJu
Updated 88 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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One word? All of a sudden this has become The Actors Studio. #CNNdebate
Updated 88 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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How about an E-lectric fence? #CNNdebate
Updated 88 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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This is the most well groomed these 4 men will ever be. #CNNdebate
Updated 88 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Just signed a very lucrative deal with myself to tweet live during the Oscars.
Updated 89 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Need to feel better about life? You're welcome. http://t.co/74IIRXte
Updated 89 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanks @ComedyWorks and Denver! Great laughers, great weather and just the right altitude. See ya next time! http://t.co/aTZgtgiv
Updated 92 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Coming out of car...about to go in and tape Showtime Special.
Updated 93 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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