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If I were a betting man, I’d put my money on you...coming to see me, Miller & Carvey @FoxwoodsCT on 5/25: http://t.co/fQGNMVbTWi
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kevin_nealon
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Beautiful New Jersey as I train into NYC. Doesn't get any better than this! http://t.co/W6NA23BEDw
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Hi to all you tweeters at my show tonight at The Stress Factory! Glad you are here!
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Waiting for 'Star Trek - Into Darkness' to begin. Will be texting my thoughts throughout the movie.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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“@BigJonKinder: @kevin_nealon would that be Bacon, Plato and Hopper....6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.....” Close!
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Can i just give you their first names? Kevin, Dana, and Dennis on May 25th at Foxwoods Resort Casino: For tixs -http://t.co/fQGNMVbTWi
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@AntComedy: @kevin_nealon a bunch of drunk Rutgers students?” That is the correct answer my friend!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@kerrygordonson: @kevin_nealon It's the gateway to the New Jersey Turnpike. That's what's written in their tourism brochure.” Oh, great!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Hey, heres an idea! Lets meet at The Stress Factory in New Brunswick this Friday and Sat. Who knows what New Brunswick is known for?
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@EricRoberts: @kevin_nealon When are you next visiting Ellen, my friend?” May 23rd!
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@DopestDaniel: when i was in the 4th grade I saw u filming a commercial in NYC. U gave me your leftover pretzel. Thank you”. WELCOME!!
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Goodbye Jodi Arius, hello Ariel Castro.
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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What happens if your soul mate sells their soul to the devil?
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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I only dance to music that is timed to my restless leg syndrome.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Visiting my old friend @normmacdonald on Norm MacDonald Live tonight. Heard Bob Einstein will be calling in!
#VIdeoPodcastNet
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Please stop telling me I can always get a job at Starbucks!
#everyoneunemployed
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
As of today, I am proud to say, our 6 yr old has reached the IQ level of a dumb blonde.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@TheWineWorker: @kevin_nealon The Dengue Epidural”. DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT WILL ADD TO THE LIST! THX
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@SloppyEsses: @kevin_nealon you going on safari?” No, Sandler film.
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Which vaccination do I NOT need for my travel to S. Africa?
Yellow Fever Colonic
Malaria Catheter
Typhoid Titty Twister
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Can you spot @pattonoswalt in this picture? http://t.co/HupfjUbEI7
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Can you spot Patton Oswalt? http://t.co/FgBV4Iv7zw
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Just finished a film with @ElizabethBanks called 'Walk of Shame,' -- doing something I've never done before! In theaters 9/20.
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Thanks for getting in San Francisco! Great laughers! Til next time...
#cobbscomedyclub
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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C-Span camera operator makes The Office camera-work seem like a steady-cam.
#nerdprom
Updated 23 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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What not to wear at a Hollywood premiere...
#nerdprom
Updated 23 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Wouldn't it be enough for George W to just add a wing onto his father's library?
#BushCenter
Updated 25 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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The George W Bush Center dedication seems like a perfect setting for a Friars Roast.
#BushCenter
Updated 25 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Does anyone know if David Ortiz is available to do the commencement speech at my kid's school?
#Papi
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Thanks DC for all your bipartisan laughs!
#dcimprov
Updated 28 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Everyone should let Boston teams win today.
Updated 30 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Tulips protesting outside the Whitehouse. http://t.co/OWd9NQXZkV
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Hook a car up to that boat trailer and pull him to jail!
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Had a fun time on Dom Irerra's podcast airing tomorrow, Sat. 4/20/13
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Sussex or Georgetown? http://t.co/t8a5E99XGT
kevin_nealon
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Great time to be in DC and a great time to be at DC Improv tonight - Sunday. I'll be there in full bloom!
http://t.co/6P7T7gKyWC
Updated 32 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Visiting http://t.co/GkGsKXABaK at 1pm PST. Ask me anything. Start thinking of questions.
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Sending healing thoughts and prayers to the people of Boston. This news just gets worse as more facts come in.
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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I can't believe Jay-Z went to Cuba. Isn't Dennis Rodman our ambassador??
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Replacing all the mirrors in my house with various people who just tell me I look tired and pasty.
Updated 36 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Just read a really funny book by @kellyoxford "Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar".
Updated 36 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@Rosie: @kevin_nealon - yup - I live there !!” I'll keep my eyes out for ya!
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Ever been to West Nyack, NY? Me neither. My first time will be this weekend at Levity Live. For tixs;
http://t.co/FyYbxhL0Id
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Should i consult a doctor if my energy drink lasts longer than five hours?
Updated 50 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Breaking News: GooGoo Dolls announce tour with Lady Gaga - The GooGoo GaGa Tour!
Updated 51 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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We can make an evening of it - you and me at the Punchline in Sacramento, Ca. Tonight and tomorrow.
http://t.co/zETTOliVpU
Updated 52 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Thanks for the yuks Houston and hello Nashville! Tonight at Zanies!
http://t.co/1B5eIssjy7
Updated 57 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
I'm following @JustAskNF. Tough disease and great cause. Please help if you can.
Updated 58 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Saw a hot cougar sitting in a jaguar wearing a leopard print sweater. Talk about sending mixed signals...
Updated 58 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Making my way over to the grand ol' Zanies in Nashville this Sunday evening - 7:30pm
http://t.co/1B5eIssjy7
Updated 59 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Me and a bunch of Texans at the Houston Improv this weekend! Texas style! Woot Woot!
http://t.co/cl8kWHVx5l
Updated 60 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Happy Birthday @carlreiner 91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer...
Mazel Tov, my friend!
Updated 61 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Starting my run in the L.A. Marathon right now so I finish in the middle of the pack tomorrow.
#MarathonStrategy
Updated 65 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Glad Carnival Cruise Is not an airline.
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Breaking News: Pope Francis announces he's retiring. First time in 7 days that a Pope has called it quits.
Updated 68 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Thanks for the yucks and your flats, Salt Lake City! See ya next time.
#Wiseguys
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Heard my doctor order five sugars for his coffee at the McDonalds Drive thru.
#pocketdial
Updated 78 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Places to look for a new Pope - not in the woods.
#Pope
Updated 80 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
I may catch a basketball game with Kim Jung-un tomorrow.
Updated 80 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Look who I ran into here in Vail!
#GooGooDolls http://t.co/lC9zko1wTy
Updated 80 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Happy Birthday to the beautiful, loving, amazing wife and mother, @Sukiyeagley! Congratulations baby!
Updated 82 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@steveagee: @kevin_nealon tenacious D?” Yes, I suppose they may be on as well.
Updated 83 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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kevin_nealon
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Best part of the Oscars!
#JenniferHudson
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@AndyKindler: @kevin_nealon Who are they? Everyone I'm following is tweeting about "Meet the Press."” Just you!!
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Oh man, do I follow some really funny tweeters!!! Keep em coming!! Haha!
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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kevin_nealon
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Nice to see Johnny Winter win something.
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
He's still doing the German accent guy...
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Jennifer Hudson lost tons of weight since Precious.
#Oscars
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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kevin_nealon
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Looked like Chenoweth was wearing Adele's train as her dress.
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Some of these actresses look so statuesque, which may explain the pigeon crap on their shoulders.
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Okay, enough procrastinating. I need to decide if I wanna go to the Oscars or not.
#Oscars
Updated 85 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Remember the Alamo, sure, but also remember I'll be at 'Laugh Out Loud' in San Antonio tonight and Sat.
http://t.co/Gdw6Ffmc8Y
Updated 87 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Made a discovery today that some people actually use their garage for their car.
Updated 89 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Unless you check in over-sized luggage you are not having fun on your trip.
Updated 94 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@TommythaDeuce: @kevin_nealon Definitely Eau de Toilette, fun if you like Watersports.” Yes indeed
Updated 95 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Delighted to announce the introduction of my new line of fragrance, 'Carnival Triumph.' Available in stores now.
#ValentinesDay
Updated 95 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
You, me and The Laugh Factory tonight! More laughs per minute than the State of the Union Address.
#Laughfactory
Updated 97 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Essentially, all children are in assisted living.
Updated 97 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Thanks for the laughs Hollywood, Fla. Improv. I'll be back!!!
Updated 98 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@Clint_Black: ! I've seen #WhelmedButNotOverly twice now. I'm nearly ready to do stand-ins if you need me!” DEAL! Thanks!
Updated 98 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
How bout this? To avoid anymore shootings let's surgically remove everyone's index fingers? Problem solved!
Updated 101 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
@kevin_nealon @alexj_may: Yes, sorry...definitely butt tweets or in my sleep. zzzzzzzz
Updated 101 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Hey, Ft Lauderdale! There's air conditioning at the Improv plus I'll be there this Fri and Sat.
http://t.co/Xsru5ItM
Updated 102 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@SallySpan: @kevin_nealon Are you coming to the Midwest anytime soon?!” Yes! Check my website; http://t.co/e0qHKEhy
Updated 103 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Tough day at work today? Come watch me work hard at Laugh Factory tonight in Hollywood. 8-10pm
Updated 104 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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I'm not suiting up for this Super Bowl.
Updated 106 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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I just discovered that my life is based on the original British version of my life. This means automatic pick up for me.
#pilotseason
Updated 107 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Tomorrow (Fri) I will discuss the Superbowl on the Ellen Show.
Watch and learn!
#Superbowl #Ellen
Updated 109 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
I'm most vulnerable when I'm equi-distant between two hospitals.
Updated 112 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Breaking News: Due to global warming the witch's tit is no longer cold.
Updated 118 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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“@DannyFerrington: @kevin_nealon - I'm finally on facebook. You still playing that guitar I made for you?” YES! LOVE IT!
Updated 118 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Very psyched to be at The Tampa Improv tonight and tomorrow night. For tixs go to http://t.co/BCgAivHR
Updated 122 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
How do we know Oprah is not doping?
Updated 123 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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When all is said and done, Lance Armstrong is still the fastest out of all the cyclists that dope.
#LanceArmstrong
Updated 125 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
When all is said and done, Lance Armstrong is still the faster out of all the cyclists that dope.
#LanceArmstrong
Updated 125 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Whew! Really put a lot of wear and tear on my dental night guard watching the Golden Globes.
Updated 127 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
kevin_nealon
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