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what are my crazy animals up to today??
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Hi fanimals! And tranimals! And cannibals! Morning!!!!!!! http://t.co/BAk6oRao
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u da u da shiiiiiit @siamusic. so fun writing yesternight.
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TV s r creeping me out lately. They could all just stand up and lazer beam our eyes out. Jokes on us.
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Rockin my zappa shirt + some fake furr yall http://t.co/tFljV5IX
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thanks again to my friends @BMI for the THREE fun awards!! So amazing to be honored for writing songs-my favorite thing in the world!!
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Puttin eyeliner on my lips. No big deal y'all. http://t.co/ameMeVrx
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Fell asleep at moms house + got woke up by 5 dogs jumping on my face and skrillex
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I love everyone
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Middle tennessee homeschool mom just didn't let me crash. Laaaaaaame
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what are all you crazy animals doing for your animal moms on mothers day???
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V Magazine on stands today animals!!! So stoked! Get a copy and u can kiss it...it'll be just like we r makin out!!!
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#nextmotherfkingdrseuss these are lines from my children's book called "schlumpy lumpy was a clump"
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schlumping about.lumping and clumpy +turned inside out."my!" i exclaimed, with great surprise,"why,I've turned schlumpy,and lumpy" i cried.
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a brown fuggles sweater covered my bod.when,i, in the studio,thought a great thought. the schlump down in schlumpville was out tonight....
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oopsie doodles
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animals! i know some music leaked but those are all old songs that are not goin on the album. promise i'll get u new shizzle ASAP!!!
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Somebody just told me they loved me over text message for the first time wtf @justinbieber u told me romance wasn't dead
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its a fk!ng dream come true to be collaborating w my IDOL! the original WILD CHILD. Iggy + I got a song for yall on my next record…get ready
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animals! anyone know what record I've had on my record player for the past 2 years? playing over and over and over?
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I'll have the beard salad pleeze http://t.co/B5zsV2gD
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and if you hack me, don't be mean to people! WERE LOVERS NOT FIGHTERS!
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animals, if you know please tell me or I'm going to have to unfollow everyone : ( I'm sorry but i keep getting hacked...
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WHAT THE FUCK. PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU KNOW WHO HACKED ME!
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animals! u know i love u! none of those tweets were me and im sorry if anyones feelings were hurt! we gonna fix this...xx LOVE YOU!!!
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which butt is ur favorite? Mine is red http://t.co/Avt867C7
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how r my animals??
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Happy cinco de mayo bitchez!!!!!! http://t.co/ci9JmNUi
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animals! i'm givin away 5 signed copies of V Mag. RT this msg for ur chance to win one! https://t.co/4qCgE00Y #savethepolarbears
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What's the point of having 2 if u can only use one?? RT @thegooglefact: Sharks have two penises, but they can only use one at a time.
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now I want one
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yum
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I smell like a piña colada y'all
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I'm smearing coconut oil all over my body it's so fun y'all should try it. makes ur skin sofffffffft
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hey @waynecoyne!!! my nails say hello and miss u! Have fun in SPAIN!" http://t.co/aaB5ieTZ
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Damn. RIP MCA. Such a huge influence on me every day. You will not be forgotten.
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for all u animals still awake...ask me anything. go.
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animals! watch the inspiring @HumaneSociety
#GenesisAwards
on @AnimalPlanet
May
5
at
4PM
&
May
6
at
8AM!
http://t.co/SQJPRbfA
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animals. I need to get laid.
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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I sound like I'm sampling myself
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animals! who wants to name my instagram?? most creative wins. gooooo
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i think it's time for some new follows. who wants it animals??
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i love all my animals!! thank u for the loveeeeee
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um which pic y'all like the best??!!!!!!
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animals!!! check out my new V cover!!! SO excited about it! #luvu #americanflagsteeze @vmagazine http://t.co/n5yJ7tvo http://t.co/n5XESssM
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it's looking at me
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or maybe iPhone 5 could double as a deodorant stick
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I bet the iPhone 5 gonna read minds
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it's like a pocket robot
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I just got an iPhone I'm scared about it
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rockin the pink converse for sexy inspiration at the studio hollerataho @TheDoctorLuke http://t.co/nIPVrWPI
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I got a b 12 shot in my a$$cheek : /
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its prom night!
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what are all my animals doin today???
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Just kiddin yall u know I hate champagne
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What time is it?? Coconut oil and champagne time!!! Weeee
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10 questions. go. gimme the best you got.
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"you're the rapper, i'm just the guy with the beard." #quoteoftheday
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new obsession!!! nail art!!!! weeee
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New nails! U like?? http://t.co/tMg1Udsk
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pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry
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http://t.co/OnCsjHji - Yeaaaa whale swim...who is the real whale swimmer and who is the pussy @thedoctorluke???
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Fun new find! A beautiful shoe on Santa Monica Blvd.this beauty was just sittin on the sidewalk but now has a home w me http://t.co/yCRAMtpk
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Happy #earthday animals!!
Updated 28 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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My favorite post 420 text from an anonymous friend "dude, my pee smells like weed". Yall got any?
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If u really search, there r a few vinyl albums filled with my blood.Which was transported across the country in a tampon case...long story.
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Check out 2012 yall. Me + the flaming lips. Out today!!!!!
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Planes trains and autos writin my record for all my animallssss http://t.co/3D2TB0vC
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My peepee tastes better than kombucha
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The Last Waltz in honor
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Just heard levon helm died. What a tragedy. I met him once with my mom and was star struck even at 8 years old #RIP to a legend.
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I would tell u animals if I could but I've been sworn to secrecy for a little while. But. It will be worth the wait ...
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Just passed some place called "juiceatery". It makes me so mad.
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@SnoopDogg happy almost 420... ; )
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Talk about not letting anything get in the way of doing what u want #fuckingamazeballz
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Just bought this painting from a dude with NO ARMS who painted it with his FEET http://t.co/31A5xvaG
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Um. Yanni is kindof hot?
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Boo, what's that up in ur sushi roll??!
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If its a fake crab then what is it????
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!animalZ its craycray.!!!!!!
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So nervous + excited for tomorrow. But I can't tell u guys what I'm doing.YET. Its a special secret punk rock surprise!!!!!!
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One of the biggest moments in my career was playing Dick Clark's show on NYE-such an honor to have been part of his amazing legacy. #RIP
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Hangin with the homie @mycharlesalbert playing with rocks. I LOVE ROCKS http://t.co/DeSdlL4Z
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Whaz my animals dooin?
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Ridin in tha car writin songz for mi animals http://t.co/2H5Su7PM
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Boating outfit! yall approve? http://t.co/7aU2jUMI
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Just got rear ended. + NOT in a sexy way
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Mooning hoes #easilyamused http://t.co/W7CdMf4K
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Missed SNOOPs call last nite + just Saw it in my PHone #fuckmylife
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sorry baby RT @RealWizKhalifa: Ke$ha Stole My Cup. Lol
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The sheepdogs. Beard. In my mouf. http://t.co/sWpgGrOJ
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Animals. Fucking love yall. More pics soon...xx
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@SnoopDogg #whathappensatcoachellastaysatcoachella
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My nails r very american todiz http://t.co/j6yLzeNL
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