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I was being hilarious yesterday and David turned to me and said, "God, that was so Gero." Should I be flattered or terrifed? @martingero
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So proud I could cry! My big sister @MoyraHewlett has won a prestigious award AND she's a single mother with twins. Take THAT, adversity.
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Just googled "other word for gay". This is what I do for a living.
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Help make it happen for @John_Ainslie 's Travel Cat on @indiegogo http://t.co/k4NJhXtk @travelcat_linus
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Writing! And acting a little. And writing! And acting a little. And chips.
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But this article came out today: http://t.co/1zzTj8dp
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Varsity got it wrong? Not canceled? I'm so confused.
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Apparently 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Secret Circle, Community all gone.
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All the good TV shows are getting canceled. Heeeeelp. There has to be a way to reflect the online ratings. No one watches TV on TV anymore.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

I'm really tempted to follow Jesus Christ on twitter, but he doesn't have the little blue checkmark next to his name. What if he's a fake?
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Back to Happyfax.
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Vegan cheese that doesn't taste like feet. I love the future.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Just looked at my sink full of dishes & wished I had a dishwasher.Then remembered I do. Still getting used to this whole condo thing.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Just noticed the numbers on She Said Lenny. Thanks for watching! Means a lot. http://t.co/DjRm3wvE
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Happy May the 4th, everybody! A little video of Chris Stanton and I singing on the NY subway. http://t.co/Gon1Ocxv
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Must finish this bag of chocolate before starting The China Study.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

If you are a parent, do whatever you have to do to see "Bully". What am I saying? I'm not a parent and I loved it. Best doc in a long time.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Creation Con in Vancouver was an absolute pleasure. Met some fascinating people. Just not sure why they want to spend their weekend with us!
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Eggs, check. Too much coffee, check. Skipping the boring parts of the newspaper, check. And now I WRITE. WRITE WRITE WRITE.
Updated 23 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Off to explore this hotel/mall/food court/complex/subdivision I'm staying in.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Stargate Convention, Vancouver, Day One: Shook hands, signed a cane, ate my weight in Australian chocolate.
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VAN-COU-VER! VAN-COU-VER! STAR-GATE CON! SUCH GREAT GUESTS! DA-VID HEW...oh. Uh-oh. Oh no. There will be forehead smacking.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Do you wish you had a favourite TV show? Look no further. LA Complex premieres tonight at 9 on the CW. http://t.co/fbNIjclm
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

It's kind of fun being a teacher for two days. I made sure to wear clicky heels and my scary face.
Updated 27 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

LA Complex airs tomorrow night at 9 on the CW. Please watch! It's a phenomenal show with phenomenal performances. Plus...sex. SEX! Sex.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Teaching a workshop at my old high school, the Bishop Strachan School. I feel old. But happy not to be wearing a sailor collar.
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Oh hi, Halifax. How've you been?
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SIX DAYS until your mind is blown by The LA Complex on CW. Watch @JewelStaite say terrible things in a wonderful way.
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Off to the Eaton Centre to buy clothes that go over my new hips.
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Finally, @travelcat_linus is asleep. I'm gonna play with his toys for a bit.
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It really is weird waking up to tweets from my cat. It's like @John_Ainslie and @jacobzimmer are in my apartment.
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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God, my cat is mean. @travelcat_linus
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@katehewlett @MikeFinleyMusic @John_Ainslie That is to say...making a series about my OWN cat is lamer than making one about someone ELSE's.
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The next youtube sensation: my freakin' cat. Ohhhh dear. http://t.co/R8yKsKns
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So where's this "web series" of yours, buddy? I'll believe it when I see it. CATS. @travelcat_linus
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Hey, @PaulyMcGillion is on Twitter. Look out, Hewletts. My mother's got a crush on him, my brother had to kiss him, and I had to marry him.
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Oh, you mean the boyfriend you flirt with incessantly? Unbelievable. @travelcat_linus
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Who the hell is THIS, @travelcat_linus ? Are you cheating on me? MEN. http://t.co/SbFhp3Ii
katehewlett
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

So...um...my cat has his own web series. AND I DID NOT WRITE IT. Or direct it. Lord help us all.
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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1:43am. Wide awake. Sounds of traffic and kibble-crunching. Giant hair. Mouthguard. Glasses. Thank god my boyfriend's in Halifax.
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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Yeah, whatevs, I got to hug Khal Drogo once or twice. No biggie. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PECS, PEOPLE? Why did he have to wear clothes on SGA?
Updated 37 days ago via web Permalink
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How much fun are our jobs? @KristaAllenXO @georginareilly @JewelStaite @martingero @heyennisshutup @mrdrefuller @cassandrasteele @Mr_JPM
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Happy belated birthday! @beechercreature
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Please, please may there be coffee. @MrAaronAbrams @martingero @GallBrendan @JewelStaite @Mr_JPM @mrdrefuller @stephenstohn @daylemcleod
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The #LAComplex readthrough today is going to be totally hashtag! #istilldon'tknowwhathashtagmeans
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Um... I'm following my own cat on Twitter. This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right? @travelcat_linus
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The closest I will ever come to being naked in public. Ever. http://t.co/oQSvC4S9
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I think I might be sweating chocolate.
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Eight mostly-nude actresses, three cameras, a fruit loop necklace and @LaLondeJeremy -- just another Easter Saturday.
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We did it! Project of the Month! Thanks for your votes.
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Today is Good Friday. Which means that 10-year-old me would be jonesing for chocolate right about now. 35-year-old me ate some yesterday.
Updated 45 days ago via web Permalink
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One last push for "Sex After Kids" then I promise to only talk about Jesus. http://t.co/Vyb96lpX
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Competition is tight and it ends Friday! Pls vote for Sex After Kids (the movie) http://t.co/Vyb96lpX
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Love @JewelStaite and good TV? Me too. WATCH THIS: http://t.co/C1rYwiE1
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.
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Okay, Stargate fans. Star-work your star-magic and please help make "Sex After Kids" Indiewire's project of the month! http://t.co/Vyb96lpX
Updated 46 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

Hey, @state_of_syn ...is there a part in your show for David's granddaughter? I'm available...
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Thanks! RT @CastleTV Looking for some light entertainment? Check out this funny web series by @dhewlett & @katehewlett http://t.co/UkyQdju3
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I'm his sister! Blech. RT @sandyturley Hi Kate. I wondered what it was like being married to David? He seems to have a lot of fun with life.
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Just when I thought I couldn't feel any more inept... along came the Draw Something app. Uh-oh.
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Overheard on the streetcar: "Don't punch, or I'll slap you." Ah, parenting.
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So... should I get another cat? @dhewlett and @onebandoflight , you're not allowed to weigh in.
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Here's how to buy tickets: email info@shakespearelinkcanada.ca or call 416-209-4528. See my last tweet for details! Also, hiiii everybody!
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My remarkable friends need to sell 50 tix ($20) by the end of the week! The cause? A fundraiser for this noble pursuit: http://t.co/1m0uwzSc
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Cool! RT @CBCCommunity CBCNews.ca quoted you: Canada's penny speaks out on Twitter http://t.co/Rk1ztU5w #RIPpenny
Updated 52 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm not sure about this abolishing-the-penny thing. "A nickel for your thoughts" feels like too much pressure.
Updated 52 days ago via web Permalink
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Daniel Karasik's award-winning short story just changed my mind about short stories. Amazing. http://t.co/Xkjr90yf
Updated 52 days ago via web Permalink
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I tweeted that, then FORGOT TO WASH MY TOOTHBRUSH. I'm gonna get a tapeworm.
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Security airport lady: "You're gonna wanna throw out your toothbrush after I'm done with it. You never know where these gloves have been."
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I think @dhewlett and I have visibly aged since the first Assassidate. I blame him. http://t.co/IC3uSazF
Updated 57 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.

New trailer for Sex After Kids! Love it. http://t.co/Z0Isy2hJ!
Updated 59 days ago via web Permalink
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I have trouble being succinct. This might help.
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Okay, Halifax. I'm comin' for ya. In a totally non-threatening way.
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Thanks, Pete! “@louford1: @katehewlett pass on congrats to all have fun Kate!”
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LA Complex season two!! Yes yes yes yes yes. YES.
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Hey, everybody who's trying to find something to do instead of working... Watch our NEW NEW NEW Assassidate Episode 3: http://t.co/Q7hCT3ev
Updated 61 days ago via web Permalink
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@dhewlett @MichaelShanks GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. He's like a black hole. But bigger and suckier.
Updated 61 days ago via web Permalink
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Are you an artist? Are you a parent? Are you a funny? Then you'll love this: http://t.co/btsTytLf
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We won!! Thank you so much to all who voted for @LaLondeJeremy 's "Sex After Kids"... the movie...
Updated 63 days ago via web Permalink
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Not sure, but I think we might have won! Thanks to EVERYONE who voted. I will give each of you kisses. Unless you hate kisses. Like I do.
Updated 63 days ago via web Permalink
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Pizza monkeys love pants awesome ya ya ya love it. (Just wanted to tweet about something other than votes.)
Updated 63 days ago via web Permalink
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@dhewlett Hey best-est biggest bro ever. Please RT this and tell people to vote for "Sex After Kids" http://t.co/0CykPy6K
Updated 63 days ago via web Permalink
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Help! We've lost our lead! Vote "Sex After Kids" NOW!!! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
Updated 63 days ago via web Permalink
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"Sex After Kids" could still use your votes, if you haven't given them already! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
Updated 64 days ago via web Permalink
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It's St. Patrick's Day? When did I get so old? I should be painted green and dressed only in tequila by now. Ah, youth. And nudity.
Updated 65 days ago via web Permalink
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If you haven't already (thanks, @dopudmike !) please vote for 'Sex After Kids' as project of the week! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
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Help our indie film win Project of the Week..."Sex After Kids"! Please vote for us!! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
Updated 65 days ago via web Permalink
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SEX! Need I say more? http://t.co/gsD7jjF3
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Hey, @dhewlett ! Tell people to vote for Sex After Kids: "Sex After Kids"! Please vote for us!! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
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"Sex After Kids"! Please vote for us!! http://t.co/0CykPy6K
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I'm a retweetaholic today. RT“@LaLondeJeremy: @Project of the day! http://t.co/KcuABdZA”
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“@magsterita: Tonight! The Pop Group Takes Off! http://t.co/mte6ffQw @onebandoflight @countryfrench @proofofghosts @lovenotesmusic #concert”
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I missed it! Oh no!“@CBCTrustInc: Today's episode guest stars @katehewlett and @ephraimellis. Listen online http://t.co/3KqSWX0s”
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I think I would rather get paid in licorice than in cash.
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