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 @kalpenn
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This man likes to sneeze across from you without covering his nose. http://t.co/IYYsC9xEtv
Updated about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The NY Times is like 3 pages long today.
Updated about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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A, look who I ran into! Love these guys! @himym_cbs @JoshRadnor @actuallyNPH @alydenisof @jasonsegel @cobiesmulders http://t.co/q2TVL4yYBp
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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WHAAAAT “@JohnTheCho: Talking to a man in freaking space in a minute. https://t.co/0EGCpiSQYC”
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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At @cbsthismorning w/ the @wearemencbs homies. https://t.co/RKMCGRVtc8
Updated 3 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Fun gif w/ the homies #TonyShalhoub @MRJerryOC @SmithChris #WeAreMen #Upfront http://t.co/KN5omUm3CW (via @cbstvstudios)
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Hey dorks, episode 3 of #BigBrain airs tonight at 10pm on @Discovery!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Our @WeAreMenCBS cast, @SmithChris @MrJerryOC #TonyShalhoub @ #CBSUpfronts #selfie This Fall @ 8:30pm after #HIMYM! http://t.co/RbRku2FSjF
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I had to iron my tie you guys #CBSUpfronts #WeAreMen @WeAreMenCBS https://t.co/jCHLFC0hJ1
Updated 3 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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The best sign in New York! Cc: @govchristie amirite? http://t.co/UTaN0Mu1Br
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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.@CBSTweet @wearemencbs @mrjerryoc @smithchris @becebreeds woohoo! So psyched you guys.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Good morning Penneibers
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Fact:After Joe was cut,he removed his undies & did "the helicopter" on camera.Thankfully/sadly, we can't air it #BigBrain @Discovery Wed10pm
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Made the mistake of getting sucked in to cable news but just realized "Wife Swap" was on. Game on.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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"She gots more wicker baskets than a case of Chianti." - things I want to be able to pull of saying
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Baggage (not emotional) https://t.co/xUJK0EgCFt
Updated 6 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Just heard someone use "Happy Mothers Day" as an insult, "Oh yeah? Happy Muthuz Day yuh so reedickylis YA AWFULL PERSON"#OnlyInNJ #NJ4Life
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Harsh! #MatrimonialAds http://t.co/7bd5TPvojA
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Yo Vinod is da rillest! #MatrimonialAds http://t.co/K7ycqtBQjz
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I hope this is real. #MatrimonialAds http://t.co/d6GXxMdoFj
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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(•_•) <) )/ All the single ladies / \ (•_•) \( (> All the single ladies / \ (•_•) <) )/ Oh oh oh / \ Thnx @adamkarell
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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"Dude, Where's My Car?" is on TV. #DayComplete
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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#FF @Dan_Moyers @Amytheengineer @coreyfleischer @stroupaloop @FlyBoyTomJ @ahwong @cgulbranson @WETMark @JoelIfill @robogui
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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YES! “@Deadline: ’24′ Eyes Return As Limited Series On Fox, Kiefer Sutherland In Talks http://t.co/NJdI46L5lX”
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Ya smoke crack dontchaBOY?! http://t.co/ci4JSiJP6A
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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In the next segment, Kim totally has a nervous breakdown because the dress she got was the wrong. SIZE. #BigBrain
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
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I mean made up. Oops. #BigBrain cc: @Dan_Moyers @coreyfleischer
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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What no one knows is that @Dan_Moyers and @coreyfleischer made out right after the current scene. #BigBrain
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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. @Dan_Moyers you mad bro? #BigBrain
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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“@tweetsoutloud: @kalpenn come by JPL for a tour then! Kill a few hours.” Can I drive the Mars Rover?
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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New episode of #BigBrain tonight on @Discovery! 10pm/9c. AND... the homegirl @ahwong invented rad stuff. http://t.co/xGX1dRc33C
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Whoa just discovered #FreakyEaters on @TLC. Some lady got herself hooked on tartar sauce. Cc: @lauriegoldberg
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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This is the week where actors blessed w the chance to do a pilot pretend to have our shit together but secretly check @deadline every hour
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Tonight 10pm on @Discovery, @tweetsoutloud brings slime, missiles, & a Mars Rover Mohawk on #BigBrain Theory! http://t.co/Jyr8Z77xJW
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I was just thinking about how this is an actual catchy song lyric: "I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my humps."
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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What are you doing right now?
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Math jokes aside, if you missed last week's episode of my new show #BigBrain Theory, check it out on @ScienceChannel TONIGHT 10/9c!
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Exactly. http://t.co/VFnlUz52BA
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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“@CindyReynolds: @kalpenn Are you not able to grow a mustache?” As @JohnTheCho would say...How dare you. http://t.co/T1sAyKnjdJ
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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WTF MT“@BreakingNews: Air Force sexual assault prevention chief is removed from job after arrest 4 sexual assault - http://t.co/i2MIZvCp7g”
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Should I apply to be a host family for an exchange student?
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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As spoken on the subway by two young gentlemen: "A, dis ni&@a look like 'arole in Koobahhh. Look!"
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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BUSTED. This dude fell asleep during my @RutgersU lecture! (Via some1 on vine, which I don't know how to tag) https://t.co/dFo4BVXzli
Updated 13 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Weird slash awesome slash hilarious short film, "5,80 Mètres" about giraffes who dive into a huge swimming pool. http://t.co/dFKe5bHl4c
Updated 13 days ago via web
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Awesome win for @DavidRagan! #Talladega #NASCAR
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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"Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional &typical of Chinese glorious history.and culture" http://t.co/izijr44v3e
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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My favorite part of my next tweet is that I'm at a Thai place getting Thai food.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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This "Losing to Win" segment on @SportsCenter is awesome. #ESPN #SCFeatured
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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So what you're saying is, you're not really sorry... http://t.co/Biq52v44MS
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Lincoln Tunnel. https://t.co/OsBG8S6BLM
Updated 14 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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“@DB_Britt: Wondering what significance of blue wristband @kalpenn wore on @CBSThisMorning” Good question.More here: http://t.co/3zimcLQ3tG
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Air India suspends pilots after plane w/166 ppl left on autopilot while they slept in biz class Cc: @reidcherlin http://t.co/x6eLSnasmN
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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"Hooker Pepper Sprays 14 year old, Steals Piggy Bank" http://t.co/92ujDiUxrY
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Awesome! (and the opposite of car accidents) "Finally, There's A Russian Dash Cam Video Worth Watching http://t.co/dQiGPRJKn8 via @buzzfeed"
Updated 15 days ago via web
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Since celebs name-dropping themselves has gotten played, all rants should now begin with, "Do NOT make me pull a Reese Witherspoon."
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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This is the best commercial ever. http://t.co/Afm4cRNdV3
Updated 15 days ago via web
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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YES. A great must-read. “@jonfavs: So I was really getting sick of Maureen Dowd's columns and wrote this: http://t.co/mJcIL8in22”
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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.@BravoAndy your sexypants staff let me wear the Walrus head around the @BravoWWHL building. Thanks 4 a fun night! http://t.co/S3BsJWj9WK
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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OK #MustacheInCHARGE is making us turn our phones off. Mustache stalking over...FOR NOW
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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“@JBWLY: @kalpenn I feel sorry for the person who has to sit next to you.” YOU SHOULD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE.
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Very very VERY impressive, but faith-based facial hair doesn't count. #DisqualifiedMustache http://t.co/LAU4Pbf2pQ
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Aw poor guy, he's had a long day in his rad mustache. #GetToYourSeatAndNapHardMustache http://t.co/I8vLCiscCN
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Ooh whaaaaat? Flight Attendant Mustache! #MustacheInCHARGE http://t.co/GLTJWq4tiB
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Spectacles on this brotha here means he's rockin the title of #GlassesMustache http://t.co/wtEZ42R8pj
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Well groomed with the mustache connected to beard #GoateedMustache http://t.co/GnaPQLa6MU
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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This guy doesn't want anyone to blow up his spot. #ShyMustache http://t.co/87aqy8efbB
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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This homie looks so worried! It'll be ok man, just look at your sweet mustache in the mirror. #ItGetsBetterMustache http://t.co/CjC1gmfPoW
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Oh who cares let's do this. Look, this dude's rockin a respectable grey mustache. #OlderMustacheGuy http://t.co/J0dmOuGUJh
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I'm now trying to take mustache pics of their trump tite mustaches but I'll look hella shady if I get caught
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Ok I'm on the plane and its seriously like every 3rd dude has a mustache.
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I'm waiting to board a flight & a disproportionate # of guys here are rockin mustaches
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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If JFK is Momofuku, La Guardia is like Cup O Noodles
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Legit excited 2 be on @latenightjimmy w/ @jimmyfallon & Sir Ben Kingsley tonight.Really fun taping.Airs 12:30/11:30C http://t.co/Qxxhra54bP
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Our @Discovery #BigBrain Engineers: @coreyfleischer @JoelIfill @Amytheengineer @stroupaloop @RoboGui @FlyBoyTomJ @Dan_Moyers @ahwong
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Yes. Yes I am wearing my periodic table tee shirt on #BigBrain right now.
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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#BigBrain starting now on @Discovery! Woohoo. Check it out. Spoiler: I'm gonna crash some trucks in a minute
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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East coast! 30 minutes til my new series #BigBrain! 10pm on @Discovery Channel. It's about 10 of the raddest dorks in America
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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MT“@GretchenP:@kalpenn bev of choice, #BigBrain BRAINFREEZE! tequila+splash of pom juice!" I read that quickly & thought it said porn juice
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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The homie @ZacharyLevi dropped by backstage @jimmyfallon to pump me up with his manly facial hair face! http://t.co/0m4jmkSqUk
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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More backstage at Fallon. This gets me fired up every time. Muppets! https://t.co/4ZQTNbYlSI
Updated 17 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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What up Lincoln Tunnel. I'm almost inside of you, on my way to @jimmyfallon. http://t.co/e6qK7q5a4E
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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#BigBrain premieres tonight at 10! Rollin to MD w @stroupaloop, @coreyfleischer, & @Discovery 4 a #STEM event kickoff.
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Pay. Yo. Reeunt. It's the 1st.
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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YES. MT“@illumiNarji:@kalpenn look what my friend @vixssecretis said when I told her u came 2Rutgers the other nite http://t.co/QohE9yddLP”
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Yes, @janemarielynch IS rad in person. http://t.co/gbCARvOZ4q
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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“@WonderwallMSN: Hey @kalpenn! Ready for our #Twitterview?” YES! Lets begin...our 30 minutes starts now...!
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Rollin to @Morning_Joe 2 chat bout the rad young innovators on my new show #BigBrain which BT dubbs premieres 10pm Wed on @Discovery Channel
Updated 19 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Awesome evening at @RutgersU #Newark. Thanks for the love! http://t.co/4TtnzKphqN
Updated 19 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
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It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
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Darius Rucker is a G
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@jay_zahn: @kalpenn what do they consist of?” Kimchi and Freedom
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Can we discuss the awesomeness of korean tacos? Actually there isn't much to discuss, they're just awesome.
Updated 20 days ago via web
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.@SenSherrodBrown @sherrodbrown Senator, you so shady. http://t.co/QDR8XYi2VA
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Very excited to finally see Mira Nair & Lydia Dean Pilcher's (@MiraPagliNair & @queendean's) new film #thereluctantfundamentalist
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Coffee + @NYTimes = good start to Sunday. Looking forward to reading the homie @SalmanRushdie's piece. #SundayReview
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kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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I'm rockin suspenders tonight, which either: a) I can pull off, or b) makes me look like a waiter at a REALLY classy Indian restaurant.
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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What's the Sat night plan? (It's sat night right? Yes. Whew.)
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Had fun on @WaitWait this week - airs today on @NPR. Check your local stizzation for the tizzime wherever you lizznive
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.
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Amusing morning news comparison. BBC's Top Stories on the left, ABC's Yahoo "news" on the right. http://t.co/8zXDTAvoym
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kalpenn
I heart America. I like water & books. Love my job. I play fictional characters, mostly.

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