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Killed 3 people while inventing a new karate move today.
Updated about 10 hours ago via Permalink

Doing WWE Raw was a great experience. Big thanks to Vince McMahon for letting me, The World Champion in the ring.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

If you missed me on WWE Raw last night. Here's a clip http://tinyurl.com/yenkk7n They edited out my dancing with the Divas at the end.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

Thanks @rdank1029. the divas were cool.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

#universityprogram Because of a 30 Rock scheduling conflict I had to cancel this Saturday's show at Univ. of Arkansas. I will reschedule.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

I suplex too hard, so i was banned from wrestling tonight. But the Diva's were hot AND nice!
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

Had a great time doing WWE Monday Night Raw tonight. I'm a big wrestling fan -event hough I'm banned from the sport. It was fun to announce.
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink

When I fought Pacquiao, his corner stopped the fight before the 1st round. #boxing
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I like Pacquiao. Nice guy. He's just not as good a boxer as me. #boxing #pacman
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I knocked out Pacquio while playing a game of Pacman. #boxing
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I beat up Pacquio so bad, he renounced his Phillipino citizenship & moved to Cleveland for 6 months. #boxing
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Pacquio won't fight me again because I'm too quick. I wore 70 pound shoes before fighting him, but I was still too quick. #boxing
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

When I box, I don't have a cutman. I send him to the other corner to give extra help for my opponent. #boxing
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I actually gouged out my eyeballs before I beat up Chuck Norris. No eyes came in handy after the fight when I banged his wife.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

When I box, I don't have a cutman. I send him to the other corner to give extra help for my opponent.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I beat up Pacquio & Cotto. At the same time. While twittering.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Mayweather used to be my sparring partner. But he quit because he kept crying & getting knocked out when I jabbed.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Pacquio has knocked down Cotto twice already. I can't knock someone down twice. Because I can't. After one punch, they don't get up.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I beat up Pacquio & Cotto at the same time.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I knocked out Cotto with a light jab. And Pacquio broke his hand when I let him punch my shoulder.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Steven Seagal is the only guy that could give me a tough fight. And that's because I trained him.
@blasianone
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

pacquio & cotto are about to fight. i've already beaten up both these guys.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

I'm in Boston tonight. Doing a show at Babson College.
Updated 6 days ago via Permalink

Thanks for the love @ckslifeinblue! The Duke basketball team keeps calling me to give tips on how to play better, but I tell them I'm busy.
Updated 9 days ago via Permalink
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