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Mitt Romney had run-ins with police in '81 and '82 and has lost his cool several times. I guess all that flip-flopping puts stress on a man.
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What's the best Mother's Day gift you've given/received? Best reply gets $100 @OpenSky. Must include #OSmom http://t.co/hWPKvPp7 to win!
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A Florida doctor claims he's discovered the G-spot after examining the cadaver of an 83 year-old woman. I'm so jealous of her.
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40 mil.for the Kardashians. I knew I should have released that sex tape.
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Ann Romney says their dog actually loved riding on the car roof. Of course he did. What part of diarrhea isn't enjoyable?
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So Brad and Angelina finally got engaged. About time! People who take forever to get married get on my nerves.
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I'm going Tiger Mom on you. This is how I'm teaching my grandbaby Italian. #opensky http://t.co/HhPbWsXv
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Have you heard of Little Pim? It's like the Rosetta Stone for babies
and it's on sale at my @OpenSky store today only! http://t.co/HhPbWsXv
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Ann Romney says her husband is "mischievous" and "naughty." Thanks, but if I want a naughty president, I'll vote for Charlie Sheen.
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How about mandatory rectal exams for men who want Viagra? Trust me, Pfizer would be out of business in 2 days.
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Pat Robertson says marijuana should be legalized. Now we know why he said those crazy things about Katrina -- he was stoned out of his mind.
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I'm joining my good friend @MarloThomas for a LIVE video chat next week - what do you want to ask us? http://t.co/0O8UbjaC
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Hey guys! I’m a new character in the next Ice Age movie. Check out the new trailer for #IceAge4 http://t.co/mxabAy9d #iceage4
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Long trips with little kids can be trouble! Keep your baby safe and comfy in the car with my new deal on @opensky! http://t.co/jnJe44xU
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Rush Limbaugh has been dropped by 2 stations and 11 sponsors. If he keeps this up, he'll be broadcasting from his basement over a CB radio.
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Ironic? Viagra's covered by insurance and female birth control isn't. Last I checked, you can't have unwanted pregnancies without erections.
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Israeli president Shimon Peres on today's VIEW: "Never were our security needs better met today than under President Obama." Shalom!
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Check out my special discovery on @OpenSky today. Chewable jewelry that's fun and safe for your baby! http://t.co/vaMz1yMT
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Whoever wins for best actor should just carry Meryl home.
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Okay, so they're flexible.
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Everyone feels safe with Billy. Not sure if that's a good thing.
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Had to take a break.Babysitting my grandson. What did I miss?
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Penelope Cruz is very Mad Menesque
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Galifinakis is so cute under that beard
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Is Nick Nolte stoned?#oscars
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The Bridesmaids girls are so great. Funny girls rule.
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If I were a white male, I might be on the Oscar committee and I would vote for Viola Davis.#oscars
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You know Seacrest is pissed but think of the publicity
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Loving The Dictator spilling Kim Il Jong's ashes onto Ryan Seacrest's tux. Sasha Baron Cohen is the funniest. #redcarpet
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A new poll says that California is the most disliked state. What's not to love? Earthquakes, smog, traffic, Chuck Norris...feel free to add
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How to become a runaway: get homeschooled by Santorum
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Santorum jumped the shark tonight. Loser.
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It's over? Damn I just tuned in. It's the funniest show on TV. When's the next one.
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Santorum is the misconception
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The misconception about Newt is that he is, in fact, CHUCKIE!!!!
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Gingrich is particularly scary when he laughs
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The war against unions, the war against Iran, the war against women. What is going on?
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Testing is not teaching.
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The three stooges and Ron Paul as far as I can tell right now
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Didn't Obama say that nothing's off the table with regards to Iran? Why do they lie?
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Rick Santorum doesn't know what an adjective is.
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"Truly faithful"is an oxymoron moving out of Chucky Gingrich's mouth
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At least Romney stays with a wife with a disease. Just saying'
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Santorum is now totally irrelevant. At least Ron Paul is amusing even if he's living in the 19th century
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How does she buy the insurance if she's got no job?
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On Romney's planet, everyone will have perfectly coiffed hair.
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Newt better watch out. Ron Paul could jump on Calista
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Now Chuckie G is attacking Wolfe. Too far.
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Was English the official language of George Bush?
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Nancy Pelosi says she knows something about Chuckie Gingrich. Hmmm. S & M? Cross Dressing? Bring it on, Nancy.
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Mitch Daniels:talk about a negative nabob.
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I don't need any Ambien tonight. I'm watching Mitch Daniels' rebuttal. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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He will wipe the floor with either of those other two clowns!!!!??
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The man is great tonight!
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Some people will be paying off student loans with their social security checks
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"Stop teaching for the test" amen
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Fight obstruction with action. You go, Barry
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Boehner doesn't clap for more jobs. Wtf?
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Boehner got nicely tanned for tonight.
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Gabby looks beautiful
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Martin Bashir just ripped Rep. Walsh from Illinois a new one.
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Downton Abbey demonstrates zero mobility of time period. Report:there is less upward mobility in US than England nowadays. Shocking.
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Reporters and pundits keep asking Gingrich about his morals and family values. They need to get on him for hypocrisy.
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Aha! So Bush had more on food stamps ( according to msnbc) than Obama. They lie!!!!!!
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I shudder to think of the number of wars this guy (Newt) will get us into.
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Why the contempt for New York, Newt? Isn't it where 9/11 happened?
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I wonder if Jeb Bush is waiting for Newt and Mitt to implode so he can be the candidate?
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Santorum should give his speech on marriage to his pal Newt
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I love my Canadians. Didn't Mitt drive up there with a Dog on he roof?
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Did Newt consult Planned Parenthood during his Open Marriage years?
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Mitt could carry some illegals on top of his car and take them back to Canada
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Doesn't Hollywood produce jobs? Newt can be in the next "Chuckie" movie
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Mitt lived in the "real streets" of America? Easy Street, more like it
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Good thing I DVR'd this debate. Thanks for the update
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Just got back from dinner. What did I miss? Did Newt talk about his "open marriage" on debates?
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I'm enjoying the people power in Wisconsin.
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I learned today that 47% of people on food stamps are children, 28 % are disabled or elderly. I wonder if Gingrich has ever missed a meal.
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The crowd smells blood and licks it up
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Gingrich is feeling his oats. Bring back the bell.
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I wish Gingrich would come and clean my toilet
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I'm wondering why I keep watching these debates. They keep repeating themselves.
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Zero taxes? Who's going to police the streets, pick up garbage and put out fires?
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Gingrich making no sense right now. Loser
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Unemployment insurance saved my ass when I was a single mother.
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Romney spews empty words. Platitudes. And the crowd goes wild.
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They spend too much time attacking each other. Why don't they tell us how they plan to govern. It's always like a WWE smack down. #scdebate
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The words "vulture capitalism" are now associated with Romney. Unfair to vultures? U decide scdebate#
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Try to watch Andrew Sullivan, a Republican, on Chris Matthews tonight. Let's you know why we need to re elect Obama.
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OK My peeps have informed me the debates r on Fox @ 9. Get a glass of wine and watch another episode of Who Do You Trust aka The Gong Show
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There's a debate tonight. Where????? It says it's streaming. That's over my head. Help
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Rick S. Says it takes a family unless that family is gay.
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I wonder if it bugs them that unemployment is creeping down under Obama.
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This is rich. Didn't Chuckie G. Shut down the government?
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Huntsman is finally going after Romney. They let Mitt slide last night but not after some caffeine this AM
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Chucky Gingrich is baaaaaack
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The gloves are off
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There's another debate. Get some coffee and watch
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Perry is running on empty
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Not the great vision question!
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