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jonathancoulton
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jonathancoulton
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You guys: all this time I've been overcooking my lardons.
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Final day stretch goal - Mr. Fancy Pants pages (http://t.co/cTTOZCg6D0). Many thanks to all you backers for this incredible show of support!
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Last day for #CodeMonkeySaveWorld! In NYC? Join me and @gregpak tonight at @fontanasnyc 7PM where we will talk and sing on @comicbooklive.
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Fun lovers! I'm hosting an evening of cheesy keyboard karaoke with the Punk/Metal Karaoke band June 7 in Brooklyn: http://t.co/ffhzuJlNGP
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Last 48 hours of me and @gregpak's #CodeMonkeySaveWorld Kickstarter. Enough already! http://t.co/auDCe7FZiV
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Here is a great read: @johnroderick on Michael Bublé. http://t.co/6Qvj3nIRIs
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And more - newspaper style JoCo Funnies from @apelad & @rubenbolling, plus maybe Mr. Fancy Pants: http://t.co/cInzA7qMtO
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The next ridiculous stretch goal: Kenesaw Mountain Landis pages from @fredvanlente & @RyanDunlavey! http://t.co/cInzA7qMtO
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I'm late on this, but here's the WSJ blog on #CodeMonkeySaveWorld: http://t.co/vOWmxAd6gb
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Your momma's cryptocurrency is so virtual, she thinks a SHA-256 hash is made of corned beef.
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Your momma's cryptocurrency is so virtual, she forked MY block chain. #keepingmydayjob
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Your momma's cryptocurrency is so virtual, when she mines bitcoins, she gets litecoins. #firstdraft
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Re my last: yeah, I'm mining by hand with pencil and paper. Let me know if there's a faster way.
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If anyone needs a freshly mined litecoin, I should have one in about a hundred days.
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Friend (and JoCo band bass player @Iamthebassman) has a new kids record out. DEEELIGHTFUL: http://t.co/9NlUbR5IkA
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AND...there goes another stretch goal. Digital Princess kids book is now a real thing. Nuts I tell you: nuts! http://t.co/YhQyhYa13T
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Look at this freaking artwork would you? http://t.co/BhNFvNvTZA
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New stretch goal: we'll make a kids book (digital to $15 backers and up) based on "The Princess Who Saved Herself": http://t.co/YhQyhYa13T
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I don't know, some kind of radio quiz show I think? http://t.co/F3QTPNgP3T
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SFW First of May from last night's event at @BergenStComics: https://t.co/f7AePAbcc7. Hug all you mother huggers!
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We made our first stretch goal for #CodeMonkeySaveWorld, which means a new acoustic album. Now I have to do WORK! http://t.co/sQeFy62NZX
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Here in Brooklyn it's a beautiful day. Happy 1st of May everybody! Sing it to someone you love. #Scone #LargeHouseBlend
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My favorite cactus, here at the NPR offices. Hello my disgusting friend. http://t.co/QFnhylHnLE
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Thing threrd: tonight I'm doing @NPRAskMeAnother at the Bell House with guest Lizz Winstead. http://t.co/xVMebEFpaX
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Thing twoost: @Gregpak and I will chat, sign, and mini-concert at Brooklyn's Bergen St. Comics, Wed May 1 from 7-8: http://t.co/GZsu3uhP5p
Updated 22 days ago via web Permalink
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3 things! Thing first: We have new pledge levels at our Kickstarter, coins, posters, et cetera. http://t.co/ttVyTgci6p
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Parenting tip: if your child asks you to smell their finger, politely decline.
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Me and @letsgetshort as celebrity guest witnesses (is that a thing?) on this ep of Judge John @hodgman: http://t.co/ss9dxlkDJA
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Shower yesterday worked out great, but took up a lot of precious time I could have spent plugging cruises and graphic novels.
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Everyone on Bleecker St. is drinking their dumb coffee and buying their dumb cheese. Young people. Ugh.
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OK seriously, I really am going to try take a shower today. It's important to have goals.
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AT LONG LAST! Booking for #JCCC4 opens to the world tomorrow: http://t.co/sbmu6OC8Vw (I'm mostly about comics and cruises now.)
Updated 27 days ago via web Permalink
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Also we added posters for everyone at $35 and higher. Plus a new level - come to the studio in NYC for the recording: http://t.co/pNYs7cbs4i
Updated 27 days ago via web Permalink
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New stretch goal! All new studio acoustic JoCo album of Code Monkey Save World songs at 200K http://t.co/pNYs7cbs4i #optimism #hubris
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Deli coffee is the worst coffee, but sometimes deli coffee is the best coffee.
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This Kickstarter thing is nuts! Stretch goal: more pages, plus work from @RyanDunlavey and @FredVanLente: http://t.co/yWJuK5M2fw
Updated 29 days ago via web Permalink
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@michaelianblack @booksnbdays No, YOU'RE terriffic! We're all great, let's face it!
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@hodgman It's true! I love nutmeg!
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We're increasing the page count to 80 pages and adding stickers to all mailed rewards. More cool stuff to come! http://t.co/rmxsy6XPid
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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You guys. Our Kickstarter funded in 9 hours and is still growing. You blew past our first stretch goal before we announced it. Overwhelmed.
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
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Deep breath everyone. Love to Boston. I'm off the internet for a while.
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We're already 75% funded - so amazing, thank you guys. Stretch goals to be announced soon: http://t.co/7AM7lc8g5F
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Re my last tweet, try this link to listen: http://t.co/JnLMD1GPp2
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Good morning west coast! My secret graphic novel project with @gregpak is now unsecret: http://t.co/7AM7lc8g5F
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UNSECRET PROJECT: @gregpak and I are making a graphic novel based on the JoCoverse: "Code Monkey Save World." http://t.co/7AM7lc8g5F
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Long Kiss Goodnight is a perfect action movie. I will accept no dissent.
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Team @scalzi vs team @paulandstorm. Everybody loses (except me, I'm the BEST): http://t.co/oE0W2bzARo
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Empty Wilbur, pre @NPRAskMeAnother. Hello again Boston! http://t.co/bUvAi4P07I
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Oh my goodness. RT @siracusa One more baby cover for @hotdogsladies: http://t.co/mBd4IuRmNv … /cc @jonathancoulton @hodgman
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Bostonians: I and @NPRAskMeAnother are coming to the Wilbur Theater Monday April 1. Get tickets here: http://t.co/xVMebEFpaX
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If you haven't yet listened to the excellent Judge John @hodgman podcast, may I recommend this episode with me in it? http://t.co/rieQPD7rku
Updated 57 days ago via web Permalink
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Thank you #PAXEast for yet another doozy of a show! I'm in Bandland all day so come say hi. Do not bring apples.
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I am at #PAXEast. This thing is too loud and we all hate it: http://t.co/FE35YpWEeb
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Found in my pocket, smells like @kwmurphy's mustache: http://t.co/3fF8j1je4g
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In a few minutes I'll be live with @KenPlume to help kick off his ridonculous 25-hour chat marathon for charity: http://t.co/xgrwWxqnC5
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I'll be on @AJStream in about 7 minutes with @doctorow, @jane_l, @fakeChrisRuen, and @DanSWright talking about STUFF: http://t.co/5pffYDi5hr
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Back from #JCCC3. You sea monkeys have done it again: SO MUCH FUN! Now who would like to deal with this inbox for me?
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YOU GUYS I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST FINISHED CANABALT! #high
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Take that future snow: I am already in FL. Cruise is on, SUCKAHS!
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Seriously, if you're flying out of the Northeast on Saturday for #JCCC3, you may want to look at some weather maps and stuff.
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Oh hi blizzard please don't ruin my cruise thanks.
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Top secret project with @gregpak is confirmed. BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!
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A delightful customer service experience with @delta baggage claim has restored my faith in humanity.
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Oh man, I don't know if I'm angrier at the DEFENSE or the OFFENSE of the WINNING team or LOSING team! (I don't understand football.)
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@alyankovic Now THAT would be some good exposure.
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On the Media: http://t.co/IZh28RPZ
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You know what I could use? A cruise vacation with a bunch of nice people.
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I'm sorry, but I have to tweet this again because it's so awesome. @cycpix is a genius: http://t.co/Cp0H5DNw
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Is there no problem that tikka masala cannot solve?
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The Economist: http://t.co/pbsutoyc
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HALP! I are stuck in Tron! http://t.co/p1G2QuhC
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Psssst: @hodgman secret show tonight at Union Hall. But you didn't hear it from me...
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The kids leave yogurt and boogers all over the screens of my iDevices. Should be a law.
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I'll be at @NPRAskMeAnother tonight at the Bell House in Brooklyn. Will you? I'm thinking about playing a cover song before we start taping.
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First time JoCo Cruise Crazy attendees, here's all you need to know, from wise @aliceandstuff: http://t.co/lpzKaYGk
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On the plus side, now I have fewer clothes, and thus, more exposure. Zing.
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Baggage agents do not seem to be super motivated. Bag not found. I'm going to miss that suit if it doesn't show up in lost and found.
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The injustice continues! I left my suit bag behind at JFK and now baggage agents are being surly to me! My lawyers are looking into options!
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OK, I think I'm just going to watch some TV for a little while. Think about other things maybe.
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There it is: we passed all the Ep 11 Glee songs! RT @edelman_justin Burying Glee into the depths of iTunes. http://t.co/iCEW4MOc
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BGB Glee style is ranked 111 in iTunes, and threatening to overtake all the other episode 11 Glee songs. Charity check is going to be huge.
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Thanks to the fine people at @ThrillingAdv for a really fun show last night. So much talent on one stage it actually makes me ill!
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On the advice of counsel, I have just purchased, and will now eat, an almond croissant at SFO.
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Baby Got Back (In the Style of Glee) also available in GooglePlay, and Amazon MP3 eventually: http://t.co/mPUFbU26
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Boy howdy, this story has got some legs! Wired: http://t.co/yF7SE6Xr, CNN: http://t.co/uM2jkVRl
Updated 115 days ago via web Permalink
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My cover of Glee's cover of my cover, for sale now. I'll donate proceeds from sales now through end of Feb to charity. http://t.co/mPUFbU26
Updated 115 days ago via web Permalink
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.@GLEEonFOX I didn’t watch it. I have no comment at this time.
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