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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
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What It All Comes Down To - Was handed this letter at a meet and greet on my last show of the tour: “Dear... http://tumblr.com/xlried5bd
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
To The Fans - Thank you all so much for making the Battle Studies tour such a huge success and a pleasure.... http://tumblr.com/xlriebung
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: The band. What a blast we had on stage and off. http://tumblr.com/xlrieaokp
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Just a fraction of the road crew that worked so hard for so many months. Thank you for your hard work,... http://tumblr.com/xlrieaf7c
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
"I'm all about spontanuity." - @13thwitness
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Oh, sir, you forgot our map, and your million dollars!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Why is the A/C in uncomfortably hot locales always so uncomfortably cold?
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
West Palm Beach, you're going to get an epic one tonight. Last show coming in HOT!!!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Naaaah. That's like saying one satanist can end Xmas. RT @GeriJarvis Because of that stupid minister in Gainsville!
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Why is it that the 9th anniversary of 9/11 feels more like the first? There was healing and then the stitches popped. #iloveNY
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Genius. RT @memahoney omg that would be awesome! but they cant really breathe in the space smell to contrast so probably not.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Do you think when astronauts return home from long missions they detect an "Earth" smell they never knew was there?
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
This afternoon I took a nap and dreamed that cartoons were real but very difficult to photograph well.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Sleepless... I know he's called Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson but theoretically shouldn't he be "Dwayne" The Rock "Johnson"?
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: GPOYW - A Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement http://tumblr.com/xlrhz86h8
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: The One and Only Eddie http://tumblr.com/xlrhz7jlj
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Thank you @drh3 @bob_Reynolds @seanehurley and @charlieontop. So proud to know yas. And thank you Eddie Owen.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Can't explain the fullness in my heart from returning to Eddie's Attic. My launching pad. I'm so moved.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Atlanta people! Lets jam out at Eddie's Attic in Decatur. 11:30pm. Heading over now.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
I said "be careful, his bow tie is really a camera."
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Cozy. - I had 3.3 million Twitter followers back in March when I announced that I’d be predominantly posting... http://tumblr.com/xlrhuss87
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
I've got socks that have "L" and "R" labeled on them. Just another thing I can notice I'm doing wrong in my day. Thanks, socks!
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
The stages of a photographer: http://tumblr.com/xlrhu05cp
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Houston's love kept me out of a chair. Would have loved to jump around but couldn't. Thanks for keeping me upright, TX.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I wouldn't say I have to "man up" as much as "girl it down."
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
35 minutes remain. With one mind: TO ROCK AGAINST ALL ODDS!!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I also don't want to launch into a diatribe about how James Cameron's Terminator was actually his first documentary.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I don't want to take a Percocet because I don't want to play extremely awesomely and know Percocet was to thank.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Let's review this challenge: 1 thrown out lower back. 15 thousand fans. 6 chair options. Wussing out is not an option.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Saddened - “ Via 4029tv.com: SPRINGDALE, Ark. — Micayla Patterson, 17, was killed when the truck she was... http://tumblr.com/xlrhqd0uy
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
http://www.ourstage.com/profile/sleeperstar digging Sleeperstar... they take the side stage at 5pm. Check 'em out, Houston.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I just drank so much coffee that I'm like Tuco from Breaking Bad after sampling Walt's meth. WOO! YAH!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: The Words With Friends Crew http://tumblr.com/xlrhnyhzz
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Video: carlmayer: I love Darth Vader as the moody, petulant child. http://tumblr.com/xlrhkyd4y
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
You can go to MTV.com and see deleted scenes of Jersey Shore. I thought that's what they showed on TV. (APPLAUSE)
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
What's up with The Jersey Shore having all the jagged film stock effects? Who's the DP, Abe Zapruter? (APPLAUSE)
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Tulsa, you blew the me and the band away. Sorry to take so many years to come by and say hi. Won't be that long again. XO
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Yay for random re-posts! I'm in Tulsa, and I'm feeling fine like cherry wine... see you in 3 mins, BOK Center...
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Truth be told, Tulsa, tonight's show in your city seems iffy. #ithinkiminreno?
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Keep a cork board full of newspaper snippets, especially the one that said you delivered a baby in the mall. #teachmehowtodoogie
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Keep your window unlocked to allow your diminutive Italian neighbor friend to enter at all times. #teachmehowtodoogie
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Sit at your Tandy computer at the end of each night and write a wistful journal entry. #teachmehowtodoogie
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
I don't want to get all economics on you but I just spent the night investing in beef futures. #LIVEWITHIT
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Like a Pixar movie, Wu-Tang was ostensibly for the kids but kept parents thoroughly entertained as well. #ITSATWEET
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I just created a polymer by combining many small molecules known as monomers into a covalently bonded chain. #ITSAPROCESS
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
We all have a congenital hole in our heart. It comes down to how we go about filling it that matters.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Truth be told, Tulsa, tonight's show in your city seems iffy. #ithinkiminreno?
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I have unwritten songs stuck in my head. NYC F/W 2010/11 music season. RT @JustBlaze Plotting world takeover with @johncmayer
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Anything anybody does for me I've already done myself. #TRUTH
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Red Rocks, you were amazing tonight. 10k people driving 45 minutes into town on a one lane road to come sing along. Thank you!
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johncmayer
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gotta go get ready.... see you out there soon! (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
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johncmayer
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got a great set list going tonight. (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
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johncmayer
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YO YO (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
John Mayer Live at Red Rocks Sept 1st 8:45pm(MST)! (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/g2KH)
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Please - I’m not out to please everybody - I’ve actually been out to try not to displease anybody, and that’s... http://tumblr.com/xlrh83vk3
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: nickholmes: (via peterfromtexas) http://tumblr.com/xlrh7tzej
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Inspiration Station http://tumblr.com/xlrh7s6aw
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photoset: Day off in Salt Lake City, UT… Milling around the Apple store, met a guy named Ben who said he had... http://tumblr.com/xlrh7qz6s
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
9 more shows left. Pulling the goalie on diet and exercise. Will resume on September 12. Emotional eating: YES!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Just learned Pareto's Rule of Partying: 80 percent of noise comes from 20 percent of guests. Brilliant, @bobreynolds!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Just had the time of my life playing in @keithurban's set. Now listening to him CRUSH IT. You have got to see this guy's show.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Intolerance - I feel like anybody who is against the building of an Islamic Cultural Center near Ground Zero... http://tumblr.com/xlrgzx0ro
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Wish You Were Here http://tumblr.com/xlrgzvqqx
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Can't wait to play The Gorge with @keithurban tonight. Resisting the need to use exclamation points. But It's gonna ROCK!!!!!
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Video: 20 Years ago today, the world lost one of the best guitar players of all time, Stevie Ray Vaughan.... http://tumblr.com/xlrgv1mks
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Huffington Post FULL OF SHIT? (Yes!) - Ahh, Huffington Post, the internet Death Star. The world’s first... http://tumblr.com/xlrgspa1k
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
A friend texted a gal: "Take a photo like that again, but push against each other so they smush. :)" #classact
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Battle Studies Tour Vs Los Angeles, round 2 tonight. Feeling extra good about it.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Not only did @bradmehldau fly out to play some songs at Hollywood Bowl, he did it on the eve of his 40th BDay!! Amazing.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
What's the video where the kid is on a multiplayer game and starts screaming and running early? Want to show the room party.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
What are you looking to do, guy, pawn it or sell it?
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Last night I had a dream I asked Bob Dylan if he was working on a new album, to which he replied... http://tumblr.com/xlrg8nz70
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Tumblr - Tumblr should just change it’s name to “Reblogged: Soupsoup” and get it over with. http://tumblr.com/xlrg8nixm
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
While I'm playing the Hollywood Bowl, @realjeffreyross will be smoking it.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
"I've seen it all but I was too fucked up to remember it." - @realjeffreyross, 90 seconds ago.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Look, just because it itches doesn't mean it stinks.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Guys, I'm about to post this POWER remix I made for Kanye... Just a few moreFUUUUUCK. #havetofollowusboth
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
If you miss the first 148 minutes of Inception, you won't understand a thing that's going on. #cametoolatetogetin
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Hey, Isaac… John doll had his own seat on the plane! Thanks again. http://tumblr.com/xlrg5fcwq
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: My friend Isaac made me this doll of myself. I think he captured my “guitar face” perfectly. http://tumblr.com/xlrg5f8pj
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Falling asleep next to your guitar is never corny. In fact I think it's sort of beautiful.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Look, at the end of the day, I brush my teeth, wash my face, climb into bed and fall asleep.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
I also can't throw a 95 mph fastball anymore. I think it's because I got in a fight and broke my good luck necklace.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Ladies and gentlemen, I am no longer funny on Twitter. Literally 15 attempts to write a thought dashed by my own deleting. :(
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Just learned that when ordering a drink, a "twist" of orange is different than a slice or wedge. Twist = just the rind.
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johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Revered photographer James Nachtwey, at his “Aftershock” Gallery opening in New York City. http://tumblr.com/xlrfyrb0g
johncmayer
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Recording/Sandwich Artist
Photo: Blackjack on the plane. Breath Savers as $10 chips. http://tumblr.com/xlrfwswn6
johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Chicago! Planning a big show tonight... Can't wait to see ya.
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johncmayer
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Recording/Sandwich Artist
Planning something so beautiful for the Hollywood Bowl show... Stay tuned...
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johncmayer
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johncmayer
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