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Bring Xanax. RT @lillygrub I would love to live inside your head. Well, just for a day maybe.......just sayin'
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I'm doing my best! Jeez. RT @katiepotaty Shady guy singing Your Body is a Wonderland at a karaoke bar in Seattle as I write this.
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Thank you Memphis! Drinking a mint julep in your honor. It's the first mint julep I've made, so it's not right yet. Any tips?
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If I FedEx a package to myself at the FedEx forum today, how far would it travel to end up at the FedEx forum again?
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If I FedEx a package to myself at the FedEx forum today, how far do you think it would travel to end up at the FedEx forum?
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http://bit.ly/7msBJC Thinking of Willie Mitchell today. Father of the Memphis Sound and the magic on "I'm Gonna Find Another You."
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Memphis' favorite sports drink since 1879. http://twitpic.com/19lk2o
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Memphis- reading your mentions about being psyched for tonight's show is like getting to party in the parking lot with you. Thanks.
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And what is your homicidal maniac daughter's name, or rather, how does she prefer to be addressed?
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Woman: "my daughter will kill me if I don't get an autograph." Wait, you're afraid your daughter is going to kill you?
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Thank you ATL for an amazing night. I built my dreams here and you brought them to life all over again. See you in the Summer...
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It's an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It's so "boo" yet so "yay."
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An idea: USDCO - Universal Standard of Digital Camera Operations. Own one, know how to use them all. No? Okay. Just checking.
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@samantharonson http://twitpic.com/190m8i to be fair, I've done some film work myself.
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johncmayer
http://twitpic.com/190hwj I didn't know @samantharonson was in "Better off Dead."
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http://twitpic.com/190hwj I didn't know @samantharonson was in "One Crazy Summer."
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You ever wonder what happened to Terence Trent D'Arby? Bieber ended him with one call. And it went to voicemail.
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Okay Justin, see you in a few!! Hehe. Allrig-- (His fanbase will END you if he gives the word. They're just kids. Right?)
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I think Justin Bieber is a dynamite young artist. (guys... I'm scared of him and his fan-- here he comes! Look busy!) Hi Justin!
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"Liquor will get you through times without money better than money will get you through times without liquor." - unknown
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HA!! RT @brandice79 just saw @johncmayer in Greensboro. Old Man Fred Gunderson, that was an amazing show!!
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