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Saw this on Sloan Street, so stunning. You can vote for it here http://t.co/M6YpWHevm9 http://t.co/FWomfw6QrM
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JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

A former London tabloid editor tells me large parts of our press are still out of control and that Cameron must not back down
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JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Gary says we have only 3000 qualified coaches in the UK, 30,000 in Germany.
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JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Dinner with Gary Lineker... he’s even nicer than Michael Palin http://t.co/3QLqd6WBOX
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JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Trying to get my old age pension. They want my wedding anniversary but they won’t say which one.
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I don't use skin care products myself but I know someone that does, check out @HealGel http://t.co/kEiUHdPq4o
Updated 17 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I don't use skin care products myself but I know someone that does, check out @HealGel http://t.co/xMGoIazKtn
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JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Follow @spudthemovies on Twitter for updates and behind the scenes information.
Updated 43 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Visit the SpudTheMovies YouTube channel for the trailer and special unseen footage. The direct link to the trailer is http://t.co/W0Ft46SRA3
Updated 43 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Made a film last year set in South Africa’s most famous school. I play an eccentric English teacher. Touching, funny and coming in June.
Updated 44 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Please lend a hand to/share this Kickstarter film appeal; nicely mad and worth a punt http://t.co/h6SNGZn00w #teashopasylum #kickstarter
Updated 53 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Please lend a hand to/share this Kickstarter film appeal; fresh, nicely mad and worth a http://t.co/lxwAVNWdCp #teashopasylum #kickstarter
Updated 53 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Why haven’t they told who was elected vice pope? Is it a cover up?
Updated 66 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My offspring, @CamillaCleese, is up at the Laugh Factory Chicago tonight @ 10pm, Sat @ 8pm. Feel free to throw (soft) rotten fruit at her.
Updated 70 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Reading Andrew Marr’s History of Modern Britain. Wonderful!
Updated 74 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Have fun at a @GardenReleaf event this weekend & raise £ for kids' hospice charity @Greenfingerscha http://t.co/VRb6zurYhW Please retweet
Updated 77 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Many thanks to Eric for his lovely blog commemorating 50 years of friendship. http://t.co/ywjx7J1BbX
Updated 80 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just been recording fourth lot of commercials for British bookmakers William Hill to be shown on Austrian Television
Updated 93 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Chicago! my offspring, @CamillaCleese, is doing stand up at @ChiLaughFactory tonight w/ the hilarious @realmikeyoung headlining- 8&10PM!
Updated 97 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Explanation required: Someone made the comment. I said yeah we should tweet that – sarcastically. Misunderstood
Updated 98 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Sorry if the last tweet was a bit naughty
Updated 99 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.
Updated 100 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

When the Mayans spoke about the end of the world they were referring to the end of civilisation.
Updated 131 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I would like to take this chance to say Happy Christmas and wish you an outstanding January the 10th.
Updated 137 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Thank you to http://t.co/3Z84CaDx @MemorabiliaCo who have just sold my dear old Bentley to a lovely gentleman in Australia!
Updated 166 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

He brought us so much joy in the short time he had with us. Her True Love! http://t.co/GxQYbVs1
Updated 167 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Our thanks to all of you for best wishes and prayers about Monte, sadly he died this morning. He was magnificent, beautiful and gentle.
Updated 167 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

In the debate about decency in the British press, I note that the newspapers have come down on the side of the newspapers @hackedoffhugh
Updated 173 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My dear old #Bentley of 25 years needs a new home and I will be delighted to take its new owner to lunch ! Details @MemorabiliaCo
Updated 175 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Beloved Twatterers check out this fantastic band @tsscband. Vote for them to appear in Canne! http://t.co/HSxOcjcn
Updated 180 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

In LA working with Python producer John Goldstone and daughter Camilla on acting and writing master classes for the internet.
Updated 194 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Presidential election today when we finally find out just how batty America is...
Updated 199 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Congratulations to John and Jennifer's web designer Chris. He's just won the Best Construction Site Award 2012 @chriscurddesign
Updated 211 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Staying at Gaylord National Hotel. Bought a candle. Concierge wouldn't give me a match. Candles not allowed in the hotel.
Updated 213 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

For those of you who have asked I believe the Monty Python limited editions I signed go on sale today @MemorabiliaCo
Updated 216 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Who did they think was me?
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

The Sunday Telegraph reports that I was at a party in London on Thursday. I wasn't. I was in Monaco working on my autobiography...
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Here’s our view! http://t.co/HYe9FwHz
Updated 225 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Daily Mail: ‘They live in a rather ordinary block, well back from the sea, surrounded by busy roads and flyovers.’
Updated 226 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just working on the chapter about my time at Cambridge and how I got tricked into entering show business...
Updated 232 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My wife the fish is now twittering @JenniferCleese. I want to make it clear that I will not be responsible for anything that she says …
Updated 235 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just finished signing two fabulous Monty Python limited editions for The Original Memorabilia Company @MemorabiliaCo http://t.co/Zfrflzoz
Updated 236 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

If you have a moment could you please say a prayer for our beautiful and beloved Monte? He's very sick. http://t.co/gJ4rwCft
Updated 236 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Thank god Ofcom weren’t in charge of running the Nuremberg trials
http://t.co/w9ROJW4G
Updated 242 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Remember this. Romney was selected by the republicans because he gave them the best chance they had of winning. That's very funny.
Updated 247 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Any suggestions for the memoirs?...
Updated 254 days ago via Mobile Web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just sitting down to start my autobiography.
Problem is... remembering any of it …
Updated 260 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I hear some of the Fleet Street comics think the Israeli chocolate commercial is pushing the envelope. Sorry I’ve never done that before ;p
Updated 265 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

At our wedding, Jennifer’s bangle and earrings were lent to us by Fred of Paris. We thank them for their generosity. http://t.co/vTqId7Sy
Updated 272 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Jenny just pointed out to me that we got married two weeks ago. My memory is getting terrible!
Updated 278 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Special exclusive news for my dear TTs… Jennifer Wade and I are going to get married!
Updated 278 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My dearest twats, am filming Spud2 in South Africa, a sweet and fun movie. @gazzalon will post some pics...
Updated 314 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

As I'm always thinking of my dear twatty fans, here is a lovely photo of Camilla and me (note the likeness)... http://t.co/THoQw9dU
Updated 319 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Wishing you all a wonderful St. Otto's Day...
Updated 327 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

In answer to the numerous tweets, yes, I did kick Garry @gazzalon on his birthday, and we both felt much better for it.
Updated 338 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Met a lovely man at dinner - a soothsayer!Told me things he could not possibly know.Scotland Yard use him.His website Peter Lee Clairvoyant.
Updated 358 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Our travelling companions in Dubai.... http://t.co/NjeCKSun
Updated 364 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Jenny's holding a hot water bottle... Only girl in Dubai finding 50° too cold!
Updated 366 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Here's a photo @gazzalon took of Jenny and me in the dressing room at the Dubai theatre... http://t.co/F1vDTc3A
Updated 366 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My darling twats have recovered from the Oz tour, only to be on tour again, this time in Dubai...Spreading cheer in this dreary world...
Updated 369 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

#beerfairy they really are a belching bunch...
Updated 384 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

For all my Aussie friends, help me hunt down the Beerfairies... http://t.co/pBq2gHn9 @CanadianClubAus
Updated 384 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Thank you, all you Applettes for visiting my store last night... For those of you who couldn't make it: http://t.co/aqm6QNGc
Updated 386 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My darling twats, don't say I'm not doing my best to brighten your humdrum lives.... http://t.co/LCu9mjtv do pop by @gazzalon
Updated 387 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Have stayed up very late, singing, dancing, and cutting my toe nails - not necessarily in that order...
Updated 392 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just about to go on stage - 52nd show! Here's the photo @gazzalon just took of me, and Ross Solly... http://t.co/FBM68UYY
Updated 406 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My dearest twats, I have been neglectful of you lately... But have been busy amusing Australians. Will have lazy @gazzalon post a photo...
Updated 406 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he's dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me...
Updated 430 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Who said that Fish Slapping was dead... @gazzalon let us know if you can play it... http://t.co/VwQw6E3A
Updated 436 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Backstage at The Project.... Tune in! http://t.co/Q4KSYUOh
Updated 442 days ago via Camera on iOS Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Loving the audiences in Newcastle, and such a beautiful theatre... Last night here tonight, then Melbourne. Have added an extra show there.
Updated 444 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Well, well, well. More wonderful things from Python - our new iPad App is out today: Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days
Updated 445 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

...tonight, 2nd March, at 27 Duke of York square 6.30-8.30. Jenny, and the wonderful Catrina, will ply you with bubbly and jewelry!!!
Updated 449 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

For those of you in grey old London, pop into see the lovely Jennifer Wade, and those nice Space NK people. They're having a fun reception..
Updated 449 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just arrived in Coffs Harbour, on the way to Newcastle for 3 shows... Had lovely audiences in the Gold Coast...
Updated 449 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Last sell out night in Brisbane tonight! Then Gold Coast, Melbourne (where there are a few tickets left for the last night). See you there!
Updated 453 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Oh, forgot to say, her book is rather good... "The Titan Prophecy: Rise of The Dark One... Off to bed, love you all (well most of you).
Updated 458 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I'm in Brisbane... wish I could join the Launch of my friend A.M.Crawford's book tonight 6pm @ Aqua, Argyle Street, W1. So, go for me!
Updated 458 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

This silly spellcheck thing changed Monty to Month!!!! How stupid, annoying, ridiculous, lame, and annoying. www.youtube.com/montypython
Updated 462 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Oh darling Twats, some of you clever things have seen my little YouTube tape. For those lazy ones who haven't... www.youtube.com/monthpython
Updated 462 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Updated 467 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My dear Aussie Twatters, do try and catch Graham Garden's wonderful show: unbelievabletruth.eventbrite.com/?nomo=1
Updated 470 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My dearest Twats, those of you residing in the US of A, can watch me in my latest starring role on NBC's Whitney tonight! Love you all...
Updated 479 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Staying at the Hyatt Hotel Perth. There's been noisy drilling next door for five days, and they refuse to stop. Not recommended!
Updated 479 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

For those of you who liked my AA ditty here's an amusing hoax from them: @TheAA_news http://t.co/sUHjLpBa
Updated 485 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

... And before you ask, I'm not dead... Just resting...
Updated 486 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My little darlings, am in Perth, with 8 shows to go, then to Adelaide. Here's a snap that @gazzalon took of me resting http://t.co/VEpS1gBx
Updated 486 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Now following the very funny @WhitneyCummings
Updated 495 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

To all my darling twatters, Merry 30th December, and a Happy 3rd of January. Much love to you all, you gorgeous little ferreting ferrets.
Updated 512 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Just started reading a great new kid's fantasy novel called The Titan Prophesy by A.M Crawford. Love it!
Updated 527 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

... actual rough figures last time we checked - Yoko Idle $13m, Michael Palin $1.1m, the others just under a million each...
Updated 527 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

I see Yoko Idle's been moaning (again), about the royalties he had to pay the other Python's for Spamalot. Apparently he paid me "millions"
Updated 527 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Off to bed early - Breakfast TV in the morning, see you there!
Updated 537 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Nearly the end of another gruelling week of talking about myself. It's a good job that I'm so interesting...
Updated 540 days ago via web Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Garry kindly points out it wasn't a tear, just condensation on my eyes....
Updated 547 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

A big thank you to you lovely little creatures for making my DVD zoom up the charts.... I have a tear in my eye at your support...
Updated 548 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Am skipping around singing wonderful Soviet folk songs in preparation for the One Show,tune in and whistle along. DVD is at No. 3 on Amazon!
Updated 550 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

Darling Twatters, today's the day! My first stand-up DVD! I'm on the One Show tonight, so see you there. I love most of you very much.
Updated 551 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show

My little ferrets, I've had a lovely (but long) day talking all about myself, to some super radio people, as I count down to my DVD release!
Updated 556 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JohnCleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am touring my one Cleese show
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