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I invented drawings, and writing. I make comics and cartoons that make the world worse. I'm sorry. Name of the Month: IGOR SKOOBADOOSKY | 1.4 Tweets Per Day (TPD) 34.3% Reply Rate 581% Link Posting Location: In a gutted caribou for warmth + Map |  @JhonenV Official Site | |
“Weasel Potpie” by That 1 Guy is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/2xGo1gi7
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
JhonenV
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Been waiting for this to go up. Amazing comic project on Kickstarter. Read a bunch of this and it's just incredible. http://t.co/901WS0QN
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Where does he come back FROM? How long was he around before McDonalds found him. Is he like The Stuff, ancient and WAITING to be found?
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Can't sleep at all, lately. Just uneasy as fuck about not knowing when McRib will be back. It's the unpredictability that scares me.
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Finally gave up trying to get play Diablo 3. It's horrible the stuff I have to put up with. I actually went back to working it got so bad.
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Otherwise why make another Max Payne game when you could just start a new series without all that memorable strangeness?
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Can anyone confirm whether or not Max Payne 3 is as awesome AND bizarre as the original games? I need my Max Payne games weird.
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Weird. My http://t.co/CXimzIds friend's list was wiped out. Who out there was I friends with? Everyone...wiped out. I am so alone!
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
It's out! It's finally out! I can't believe it came out! No, I'm not talking about Diablo 3. Just been real constipated all. VICTORY!
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
My least favorite thing about sex is how annoying it is to keep blocking out "OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS IT? OH GOD NO! NOOOOO!"
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
To my newest 1000 followers, you're in the show. Previous, 42,000, you're all too old for my dance company now. You're relics! GET OUT.
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
“The Ends” by Basement Jaxx is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/5kISqFrd
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
I give up. Just can't sleep. I keep hearing something freaky on the roof and I swear it sounds like a Kevin Sorbo. Been afraid of this.
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
"How do we top the Joker's terrifying, mutilated appearance?" "I got it! CYBER-ASSFACE!" "AWWMAGAH YES!" -high-five-
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
I try, but I just can't NOT see his ridiculous mask as that hideous goatse image. Maybe it's a crucial story element? http://t.co/iDg6XDax
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
People who say I'm mean to my fans forget about that one fan I wiped my smoldering butt with at that Chili Cookoff/Comicon. Oh...wait...
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Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Amazing inventor of JTHM and INVADER ZIM : Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Jesus and God were like "Holy Ghost, you can be in the band, but it's probably best if you stay out of any of the pictures, man."
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
I used to wonder why there were never any depictions of the Holy Ghost and then THIS happened to me. I get it now. http://t.co/R1E5Rju5
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
“Born to Lose” by Sleigh Bells is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/Fi7XLUIE
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
I never want to see my loved ones old and ailing, which is why I release a grizzly bear into their homes at the first sign of a cough.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
“Powerless” by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/o0oUPFon
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
Mailed someone a zip-loc bag of orange rinds instead of their Johnny C headshot. It's a crapshoot, really. http://t.co/9KXbIv2T
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
People who retweet this tweet should die alone, screaming and unloved in a cold, dark place. Please get the word out and retweet this!
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
On my island where I bring back awesome people via DNA, the Maurice Sendaks would be the raptors, running around being vicious and awesome.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
if you're feeling a little down and need some cheering up, have a Lars Von Trier film marathon, yeah? It always does the trick, I think.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
"Beebeeboop. Skoodledydoop. Skeedleeboop. BWOWww...ww?" No. "Bweeeboo?" NO! "Zeedlybooboo DEEDOOO?" NO NO! Damn this writer's block!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
'Underwhelming Villainy' is my concept album about a chubby Nazi with asthma. Lots of kazoos ( they symbolize wheezin' )
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
I actually had a lot of fun watching characters interact, but I'm always personally offended by underwhelming villainy.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
There was never a sense of OH DAMN, Now they gotta fight THAT guy! It was a bunch of grey goons that you have no connection with.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
That Hulk movie sure had a bunch of Avengers in it. Had fun, but they essentially just beat up a bunch of Power Ranger Putties.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: THE SLIDGE
It reminded me of myself as a little girl, trying not to sound so excited while practicing with my blade of ascension on a pumpkin.
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Wished my niece a happy birthday and told her 12 was the age a girl makes her first human kill in order to become a man. "Okay," she said.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I don't tell people to "blow it out your asshole" anymore because one time somebody did and I don't ever want to see that ever again.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Watching that I can think "what in the holy fuck were they thinking?!" instead of "I need to pick up milk" like during the Ed Norton one.
Updated 17 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
People hate that Ang Lee Hulk but I give it points for being a memorable, freakish mess instead of something slick but forgettable.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I'm just assuming the poodles will be in The Avengers. I mean...why would they leave them out? Yeah, there's gonna be poodles.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
To prepare for The Avengers I recommend everyone watch Ang Lee's HULK so that all the giant demon poodles will make more sense.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I'd be happier with an old slice of bologna in place of the Alien Resurrection disc in my Alien box set.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
io9 talks about GIR for longer than GIR would probably talk about ANYTHING. Go look! http://t.co/DykQUvU8
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I don't care if he came back all rotted and scary, I'd so use the Monkey's Paw to bring back Jerry Goldsmith so he could get back to work.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Frank and Becky (FRECKY) have a Kickstarter going for a book. They are nice people and there are kittens. http://t.co/8Yd7rnsU
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Angrily fucking McGee is definitely NOT how I like imagining the Hulk, but I could see it finding its audience, I spoze.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
They say that if you yell obscenities down at Bill Bixby's grave you can hear him Hulking out down there, and I find that very inspiring.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
"What are you?!" "Huh? You mean like..nationality?" "No. WHAT are you?" "I'm a guy. What do you mean?" "WHUUUUT...ARRR...YEWWWW?"
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
"A storm?! Oh god I need an umbrella! help! AAGH!" "I was speaking metaphorically, batman." "Alfred, ALFRED! My galoshes! HURRY!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
It'd be okay if the person they're speaking to responded with "Did you seriously just say that?" but they never do.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Am I broken? 3 dark knight rises trailers now and I STILL feel nothing. "A storm is coming"? Why do movie people say shit like that?!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Alright, I'm real desperate for attention now, so I'll be featuring my tits and cats on here a lot more. By the way, I have cats for tits.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I know that makes me sound shallow, but I finally have pants that I think work for me. Don't wanna give that up for love and corpulence.
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I think the main factor in my not being married by this point is my hatred for clothes shopping. Married people get so fat.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Tried an ambience app to help me sleep but the rain sounded more like frying sausages and I had horrible sizzling nightmares.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I'd love to post gratuitous pictures of myself but I'm a T-rex and I can't hold the camera far away enough. -snif-#dinocamwhoredreams
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Went to a Thai massage restaurant where they rub you down with pad see ew and larb and such. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Successfully modded my Roomba to feel awful about its purpose in life.
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Too many people giving a shit about things that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. Like right now, I'm scared for Tom Hanks.
Updated 22 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Got me a real bad case of burgerfist.
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Starting to envy guys that only have sperm in their testicles and not fully formed infants that they blast into the host mother.
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Does anyone else remember Glorptor's Novelty Shloggletak Hour? So many great memories watching that and eatin' Zhlotflugg's Crang Loops.
Updated 23 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Photo: Got one of JR Goldberg’s framed tiny cat prints, and now I’m feeling pretty cool. Just look it him... http://t.co/NwOXIHnd
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Photo: Check out Ben Templesmith’s cover for the second half of my Beyond the Fringe story. Nice, eh? Ehhh? http://t.co/K6qeM1Ny
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Think I'm anally gutting the hang of typing on my iPhone. Was a real paid in thu ass fork a wino.
Updated 25 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Guess who did the cover to the second half of the Fringe comic I did? Wrong! It was @Templesmith! Why would you guess Sammy Davis jr?
Updated 25 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Getting some work done while listening to the soothing tunes of the Closure soundtrack. I suggest acquiring it! http://t.co/VSXlc031
Updated 28 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Finally put up the JTHM screen prints that were left over from various conventions! There's 68 left of 200. http://t.co/jwKqUQz8
Updated 30 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I just found 5 dollars in my back pocket. Nice knowing you, poor bitches! I'll be calling you from my golden phone machine next time! Unf!
Updated 31 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Whoah. Got a knock on my door and I guess my neighbor, Satan, had read my tweet and was upset about being called a rascal. Prefers 'scamp".
Updated 31 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Psst... Satan's responsible for my leaving a period outta that last tweet. Oh, Satan, you rascal! Teeheehee!
Updated 31 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Man, when's the last time you thanked Satan for ANYTHING? C'mon, people, remember who's running this show. Thanks, Satan. You da best.
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I think I'm going to draw Wobbly Headed Bob. I can feel it.
Updated 31 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
If you like STUUUUFF, you gonna love @cunch's lil' online store. Might I recommend the tiny cats? http://t.co/kI2qIyzW”
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Playing the new Trials game with @cntl_z . For realism, Every time he crashes I smash him in his ballsack with a garbage can.
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
How many of you never reply to anything on here, even if it's just to reply ironically?
Updated 32 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
BEANPUNK: A fictional subgenre in which technology is powered, with various effects, by beans. Refried-bean-filled top hats, etc.
Updated 33 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I donated to the Human Rights Campaign and now they'e calling me so much I'm wishing gay people didn't exist! This is how monsters are made!
Updated 33 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I see gaming the way I see urination. I don't want to HAVE to do it, but f I don't do it I ruin my pants.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Crap! I got a lotta work to do today. -starts playing Fez-
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
While screaming through the sky I read Jeffrey Brown's 'Incredible Change-bots 2'. It was incredible. I laughed while screaming.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
This guy's hair is blowing violently, but there IS NO WIND IN HERE. He's just sitting in the hotel lobby. POLTERGEIST HAIR.
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I just know space will collapse on me, and the suspense is like waiting for a balloon to pop.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Can't sleep. Waaaay too aware of outer space.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Another friend threw in their opinion that it was more like "sucking a carebears's dick." Either way, it was regrettable.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Tonight @cunch described some bad candy as tasting like "licking a my little pony's ass."
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Just finished reading 'The Invisible Man'. I've a pretty good sense of who's someone to watch for and I see a big future for this HG Wells.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
People of chicago, your Miis are sub par! A constant barrage of "no new puzzle pieces." I was counting on you!!! Bloohoohoo!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
The part about me hating women is factual however. First thing I did when born was punch my mother in the stomach and storm off.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Photo: Here’s a fascinating article that showcases what happens when a human-shaped robot person attends a... http://t.co/QVXzR2QL
JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Got one last signing at the chicago comics booth today and then I ascend back to the stars from whence I came, obliterating all below me.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I don't think I should be held responsible for getting a fan pregnant while signing their book. Don't ask to get shit signed then, people.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I attribute my overall positive attitude during this convention to my playing Max Payne mobile every chance I get.
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JhonenV
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
It made me feel bad because I was doing my best to slap her around like I do all my assistants but she wouldn't cheer up at all.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
The girl they got to assist with my signing today was miserable because they pulled her away from helping out Sean Astin. Such sadness.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Cabin in the Woods. SEE IT. Boof!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Feasting upon the mad soups at Soupbox with @cunch. Missed this place!! I killed a soup here.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
I have a discussion panel at 5 today with @cunch. We're gonna discuss our psychic link and plan to power the world with human slaves.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Weirded out by the persistent stench of sulfur in this hotel room. THIS HOTEL WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN FART.
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
God this hotel is near nothing currently vital! Need pie! Somebody please bake us a pie and leave it at the front desk! It is dire!
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
Nice of the convention to leave a convention kit with pens and such in my hotel room, but really, why only one condom and one shuriken?
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militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
militant absurdist rights activist. Name of the Month: CONSERVATIVE STIR-FRY
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