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http://twitpic.com/2kdj1 what does that look like
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Wow.
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http://twitpic.com/2kcha. Suck it.
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http://twitpic.com/2kccd drinking four all of yoo
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http://twitpic.com/2kc5t this is four all tha gangstas
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http://twitpic.com/2kbzk. Yup http://twitpic.com/2kc31
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http://twitpic.com/2kbl0
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Goodnight and good luck everyone, we'll see you out there
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Living life on an edge and loving every few minutes of it.
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Alternate goodnight message: the world is round my square don't fit at all. Goodnight and Good Luck Twitter.
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I curse the sun so I can howl at the moon. Goodnight and Good Luck Twitter.
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One more photo exclusively for the masses: http://twitpic.com/20ve0
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Exclusively for the curious: she is half german shepard and half Pomeranian. Don't ask me how it happened, I am equally curious.
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New dog. Lucille is amazing. http://twitpic.com/20v99
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Madea Goes to Jail 2: Madea Goes to Jail AGAIN!
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Listen it's time to come clean. I have been courting a certain film company... and lets just say you are following the newest cast member of
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Unintentional tweet. Apologies.
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!
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Harlottetown... 
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Waking up to a tremendous hangover. What happened?
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Drinking.
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And with that I bid you Goodnight. See you all next month.
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@mutewitness thanks
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Getting tired. Wearing down from twittering exhaustively.
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@Mo118 I suppose.
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@katiepennington sorry. married.
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@Mo118 Lose the banana and you've got a deal!
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@DaltonZ currently filming a reprisal in his much acclaimed film role, short guy who does not get any women
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@robots_ apologies, I am illiterate.
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@Mo118 for you, anything.
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@kiki2u and what about SUPERhuman comprehension?
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@robots_ Yes. Wait. What?
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@nitago it appears you don't have me as your computer background. quite disappointing
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@LucienGreen whose bret?
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@aard Unrated. You do the math.
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@M_Malediction Yes!
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@PCederberg I'm not convinced you did.
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@jamesfkw me too!
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@kiki2u Ninja: A commonly applied term used to describe participants in the varied martial arts.
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@nitago please don't let it cause you any distress
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http://tinyurl.com/dnyora
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New developments forthcoming. I thank you for your patience.
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Sunday night. You know what that means... East bound & down
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@ohellochris me too!
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@treznor interesting.
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...insanity ensues
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robotussin is crazy
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@trish1972 indeed ma'am.
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Do the bad thing, take off your wedding ring.
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@demonbaby if you are speaking of Dr. Chevalier I can only assure you that he and I have been intrigued by your ventures as an art director
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@demonbaby Mr. Sheridan. we have much to discuss. Have you ever viewed my television program?
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Fifty cents....and counting...
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Long days breed short nights, and extremely interesting turns of events. Working hard to make this tour more than memorable..immemorable
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Got to talking and I must say interesting things are afoot. Stay tuned
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Hint #3: his name sounds a lot like merry carroll
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Hint #2: he is not bret as we are not currently on speaking terms
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Hint #1: he is a fellow musician
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20 guesses as to who I may or may note have run into today. Starting..now
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If I had a nickel for every twitter update I had posted I would have roughly 20 cents...and counting.......
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Quite frankly, I find this twittering to be very exhaustive. 140 letters? Can we bring that down a notch or two?
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Is it just me or is tina fey extremely sexy? Just curious.
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New episode airs tonight at 10 pm on HBO. If you don't watch I will be vastly upset
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