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An Islamist Beheading In Britain, Ctd: http://t.co/Dio73cTE5R via @sullydish
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Photo: churchofsatannews: Happy 55th Birthday to Magus Peter H. Gilmore! http://t.co/ts7wyLGxGO
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Photo: jenkirkman: Hello world of people who listen to podcasts! As you may know, one of my favorite things... http://t.co/KNcuyhUQM0
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“@PrashSabharwal: Got my ticket to @Hodgman in Chicago. Stoked!”// THANK YOU. Tickets = http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
Updated about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: SPEAKING OF SECRET SOCIETIES I have mentioned many times that one of the PRIMARY reasons I wanted to... http://t.co/FeWN3iGIE6
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Photo: browsethestacks: vintagedimestoretoys: DIME STORE: 1979 Love Boat In Port http://t.co/MHhCpY1Fzx
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I have gotten more response to that photo I retumbled of Creedence Clearwater Revival at a Taco Bell than anything else I've done in my life
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969 http://t.co/zlJgXcxmS2
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Photo: theremina: Mark Twain in the lab of Nikola Tesla. 1894. http://t.co/trD4SacXD4
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“@SkylerRayTaylor: Packing for vacation isn't complete without a @hodgman book in the suitcase. http://t.co/HZWGTeXjM0”/ MAL VOYAGE!
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: vintagegal: Farrah Fawcett practices skateboarding for an episode of Charlie’s Angels c. 1977 (x) http://t.co/wOrQ8B48S4
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“@TalkStoopNBC: We're just fabulous...with hodgman @catgreenleaf http://t.co/owpBQBNfsd” THIS REALLY HAPPENED
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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will someone please bring ghis malort to my Chicago show on 6/13? http://t.co/Tcm7ZNiPKF
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@suckeredyou: @hodgman There is a new Malort in town and it is even stronger! http://t.co/Tcm7ZNiPKF” //I am looking forward to it
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@BenEfficent: @hodgman marmot”/ blocked
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I repeat: if you are in cobble Hill and have a snake I can borrow for a video shoot at noon today please contact me. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I am told that I can bring my pet to Talk Stoop today. But my cat is a jerk. Anyone in cobble hill have a snake or macaw I can borrow?
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Two hours til my call time for Talk Stoop everyone.
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Ok children. @sampotts told me about snapchat. Your game is over.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@EAgamer: Looking forward to seeing @donttrythis and @hodgman in SF next week!”// spread the word. http://t.co/CnHiYBsBvi
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Adam Savage & John Hodgman | City Arts & Lectures http://t.co/NJ6jWyoWpi
Updated 2 days ago via bitly
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Judge John Hodgman 111: A Danderous Precedent http://t.co/BAXgi0qKlK via @MaxFunHQ
Updated 2 days ago via Tweet Button
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Audio: Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 111, “A Danderous Precedent,” is now POSTED for public review.  IN... http://t.co/exr3Ogs9o3
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I will be performing in Chicago and drinking Malort on 6/13 for the Just for Laughs Fest http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
Updated 2 days ago via bitly
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This is the fantasy of every 40 y.o.: It's not me who's changed; it's the world that's been invaded by young robots http://t.co/8l81IG8Qve
Updated 2 days ago via web
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“@JKxZ: @hodgman you'll be sorry. Are you a #MalortVirgin? Someone better have a camera on hand.”/YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY WORK
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: I will be drinking Malort in Chicago on 6/13: http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF That is all.  Image courtesy... http://t.co/XmtkFNDVp8
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SECRET SOCIETY is sold out. Thank you. If you couldn't join, it will return in the fall. http://t.co/1fuskE2wzl
Updated 3 days ago via web
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Secret Society = http://t.co/tpvwwQBiu1
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Video: Kasper Hauser’s EARN YOUR MBA ON THE TOILET earns my STRONGEST ENDORSEMENT ... http://t.co/nIQz24U4Ka
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Post script: the new @The_National album, "Trouble Will Find Me," is out today and that's why they're going to flower shops #NationalTrouble
Updated 3 days ago via web
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Post script: the new album by @The_National "Trouble Will Find Me" is out today and that's why their going to flower shops. #NationalTrouble
Updated 3 days ago via web
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I didn't follow @The_National and so I missed their ninja visit to Sycamore Flower shop. DON'T YOU MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE #NationalTrouble
Updated 3 days ago via web
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The password for next week's SECRET SOCIETY shall be tweeted and tumbled at 3PM eastern. http://t.co/0Lxcnbg8vk
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Cameron Esposito: Tell your rape jokes. Expect to be challenged on them. - paulftompkins: This is exactly... http://t.co/eC8pf5fccR
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“@TheAVClub: Reggie Watts made a shot-for-shot Rick Astley remake to RickRoll you http://t.co/ps6VP33c8W” ALSO: Reggie at #solidsound2013
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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@GillianJacobs @sunony @uniqlousa too late. I bought em all
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Adam Savage & John Hodgman | City Arts & Lectures http://t.co/NJ6jWyoWpi
Updated 4 days ago via bitly
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Me, John Hodgman at Chicago Just for Laughs Festival on 6/13 http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
Updated 4 days ago via bitly
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Photo: Tonight’s SECRET SOCIETY is sold out, but I will retweet-tumbl those who may have extra tickets. ... http://t.co/vVEOyEUL5M
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I don't want mom to buy my tumblr.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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LISTEN. I HAVE FALLEN ON THE FLOOR. WE ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND SHAVE. ALL OVER. AND BE QUIET IN THE ELEVATOR. GOOD NIGHT. CHEVY.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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IF WE CAN'T DO FOR CHEVY WHAT BRAND X JUST DID FOR ACCU-CHECK INSULIN FINGER STICKERS WE DON'T DESERVE MOTHER LOVE. SYLVIA DON'T CLOSE CHEVY
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ART. I DON'T HAVE TIME. HARRY HAMLIN TURNED AMERICA INTO AN ASS SPEED FUCK FEST, AND FATHER'S GOLD WATCH. CHEVY.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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WHAT DO BOYS NEED? MOTHER LOVE. OATMEAL. A LOST AD FOR SOUP. A MYSTERY GRANDMA HACKING COUGH. AIMEÉ. THE TIMBRE OF MY VOICE MATTERS. CHEVY.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT ALL THE WOMEN IN THE BODY SHAVER AD ARE ALL GOSSAMER FICTIONS. A MAN JUST NEEDS AN EXCUSE TO SHAVE HIS BALLS. CHEVY.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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PICTURE IT. A GIRL IS AT HOME. READING ROSEMARY'S BABY. IRA LEVIN ALSO WROTE STEPFORD WIVES. THE DAKOTA IS A DARK DREAM. CHEVY.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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LISTEN. I KNOW THERE WAS AN AD ON JUST NOW THAT DID *NOT* FEATURE A CAST MEMBER FROM MAD MEN. THIS IS THE DARKNESS, BUT THERE WILL BE LIGHT
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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EVERYONE. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT FROM NOW ON I WILL BE TWEETING AS DON DRAPER ON ASS SPEED. WE WILL GET THRU THIS.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I want there to be a sit com spin off of Mad Men that is just Mad Men on ass drugs.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Automatic Emmy for Aaron Staton.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I don't want to look like Harry Hamlin when I'm older. I want to look like Harry Hamlin NOW.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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i will soon be in so-called chicago http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
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Photo: Remember that bible story about the Sphinx That Wouldn’t Stop Staring at Baby Jesus? http://t.co/5ldS3zjigh
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Photo: I am angry at the Civil War monument industry for filling our heads with impossible mustache ideals.... http://t.co/PMilqmRsRU
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Photo: We are at the cemetery again, and it’s a little gross. http://t.co/LRLtPJHbVS
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Photo: Cemetery pranks. http://t.co/EbeTUBxDH2
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Photo: All the dead leaves in the Van Rensellaer crypt are afraid of the dark. http://t.co/zu6QVRqSBw
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Photo: This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the... http://t.co/Tssgpje9eK
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Photo: When I die, I also want to be buried in a pyramid and have all of my favorite animals flattened and... http://t.co/uy6YfPdQv6
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Macklemore in Copenhagen. Via Carling Talcott https://t.co/q2sgdFYcOo
Updated 6 days ago via Vine - Make a Scene
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Or sorry to the nice friend I didn't recognize. You look a lot like Damian Lewis.
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Someone said hi to me from the back of a black Nissan on 7th Ave and I THINK it was Damian Lewis.
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Oh just hanging out in Green-Wood Cemetery. https://t.co/tVA5WuFEvv
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.@JeanGreasy and I are killing time before her set. https://t.co/exLs6hYLFi
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@Aestro: @mattfraction Hey dog you got name-dropped on the newest Judge John @Hodgman podcast!”//of course, and FOREVER
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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.jeangreasy and I are killing time before her set. https://t.co/exLs6hYLFi
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Photo: Secret party at Petland http://t.co/pidiBrDh3Y
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Order from the window? THIS IS NOT NATURAL. https://t.co/lNfhexLR1A
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After hours in the south slope. Behind the steel curtain at Petland Discount. https://t.co/0SCD5gEVec
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@michaelianblack then I am truly honored.
Updated 7 days ago via web
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@michaelianblack those kudos felt a **little** ironic.
Updated 7 days ago via web
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This is a straight up, non humble brag. Sometimes I honestly forget I wrote three whole dumb books. http://t.co/Cs0ynOpbwf
Updated 7 days ago via web
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Among the best of the last pure magazine writers: Adam Sachs documents Marin "Stranger Than Paradise" http://t.co/GgdR8jozcQ
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The cans of ginger ale at this bodega = as cold as John Carpenter's The Thing. But now the guy's gonna spite-toss them b/c I only had a $20.
Updated 7 days ago via web
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“@DBryte: @hodgman ahem...The mastectomies were prophylactic...” /I'm not agin the procedure. The coverage seems more invasive at this point
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I guess this story means the hollyweird elites want us to cut off our breasts for NOTHING. http://t.co/9ndfdOkPEt
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: Ok. I think we could’ve had closed the book on this story two days ago. http://t.co/VXRMMojMPH
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Because of that time Jeff Tweedy tried out falconry. #SolidSound2013 http://t.co/XFHdAeI4rB
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On sale TODAY: BARRYMORE THEATRE: JOHN HODGMAN - Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 8:00 p.m. http://t.co/feyFOFR0AJ
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Tickets for my 6/13 show/Malort party in "Chicago" are here: http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
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“@MichaelToole: DUNE is a magical storybook for children http://t.co/AJfZl3B7l7”// they tried SO HARD to make this appealing to nonstoners
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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“@MichaelO_Brien: Anyone else think that @hodgman looks a bit like John Hillerman from Magnum P.I.?” all the anyones do
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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“@julianahatfield: oct. http://t.co/X2af5kbORi” this gentleman also played Bluto in Altman's Popeye.
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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“@julianahatfield: check this out! http://t.co/WCv5zu1WPc” yes, please
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Your first look at @JossActual 's prequel project "Avengers: 1984" http://t.co/hqdMP39Z6U
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@admford: @hodgman gonna stock up on Malört while you’re in town?”//it's gonna be a malört bath.
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Re my 6/13 show at "Just for Laughs" Chicago, the link that was SUPPOSED to appear was http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
Updated 8 days ago via web
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I will be appearing in the fictional city of Chicago on 6/13 for the Just For Laughs Fest. For tickets, just... http://t.co/Z8YKV66rJa
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Adam Savage & John Hodgman | City Arts & Lectures http://t.co/NJ6jWyoWpi
Updated 9 days ago via bitly
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“@tobyleah: .@hodgman yes fireworks for petsmart Of COURSE. http://t.co/yyxRoIkkAF”//tomorrow night: fireworks for Panera Bread!
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What are those explosions? Fireworks? Why?
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