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Do you know what issue is more important than "restoring civility to politics?" ALL ISSUES. http://t.co/dCrKo4IX
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“@drewpatty: Proof that @hodgman exists in every multiverse. http://t.co/CE69nuoN”/I trapped the REAL JH under a copy of that book YEARS AGO
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Dammit @danharmon I'm sorry.
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@neilhimself I add my congratulations!
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Photo: Outtake from the PAUL F TOMPKINS FULLY POSABLE FASHION-IN-ACTION DOLL photo shoot for Sears Wishbook... http://t.co/vSKrfsbg
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Did you think I am the only impeccable online source talking about @letsgetshort and pencil sharpening?: http://t.co/PXDO35tE
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“@letsgetshort: Little gray lions re-form little gray voltron tonight! @hodgman @jonathancoulton http://t.co/gxIGFFSo
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Little Gray Book reunion tonight at Galapagos, and also: PENCIL SHARPENING: http://t.co/lh7by0yu
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Are you also watching #community?
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Michael Hearst, master of all strange instruments, brings you SONGS FOR UNUSUAL CREATURES: http://t.co/dMdZzMNY
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.@chrislhayes is calling in to Brian Lehrer right now, talking about sports. The nerd-jock convergence CONTINUES.
Updated 4 days ago via web
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Seriously: WNYC (and Cynthia Hopkins) is the soundtrack to everything I make. Please consider supporting radio http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
Updated 4 days ago via web
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Having @cjbannon say my name on the radio is the only prize I need. BUT YOU CAN WIN AN iPAD if you pledge before noon. http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
Updated 4 days ago via web
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http://t.co/LJDusm1X is giving away an iPad if you pledge before 12. BUT I WILL OPT OUT, so your chances will INCREASE http://t.co/jZyCihKE
Updated 4 days ago via web
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I am pledging to http://t.co/LJDusm1X because Chris "@cjbannon" Bannon is on the radio telling me to. http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
Updated 4 days ago via web
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"@JaredCurrier you & @mental_flosssharing the same avatar is the most disorienting thing."//Wait unitl I start using YOUR avatar.
Updated 5 days ago via web
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"Google says new search tool will think more like a human." So. ONLY pornography, then?: http://t.co/zFTn8zrF
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HERE IS EVIDENCE from Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 59: http://t.co/08QVy3e0
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Liz Gilbert and I are going to be talking about calves' brains at the NYPL. Enter "BROIL" to get 40% off tickets: http://t.co/ODhtKDUl
Updated 5 days ago via web
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"Spare the Hodg, Spoil the Child," in which I unforgivably tell a mother how to raise her own child: http://t.co/vaRXnRxN
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via @tmbg "Pick up on the latest funky stick-ons." Psychedelic decorations courtesy J Hodgman on Valium: http://t.co/nfcbWyHT
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I honestly think @kbb_micahmuzio would have confused fewer people if he'd said "Ted McGinley on thorazine:" http://t.co/bFNDoaEA
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“@RocketPunch1221: Hope you got paid for your brief BMW vid cameo. http://t.co/VFDNYz0n”//that is the STRANGEST. Also, may I have Valium?
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@Nolanappraiser: I know that's Riggs & King but is that @hodgman in the background?http://t.co/Su5A1gTr”/Yeah. The tennis ball is my tardis
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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"@aalgar You're in the bonus features of the Criterion BEING JOHN MALKOVICH? http://t.co/qH6bE14I" That is buzz marketing, but accurate.
Updated 6 days ago via web
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Nothing better on a hungover day than reading the letters between Groucho and TS Eiliot. #dickcavettcosplay: http://t.co/6ON9G576
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“@LookingBackLost: I'm thinking #Community takes place in the #BSG universe. The BSG's Dr. Gerard's descendent is Community's Dr. Heidi.”
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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And here is your creepy Sandy Kenyon taxi photo for early Tuesday AM. http://t.co/7tyPfVsC
Updated 6 days ago via Camera on iOS
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“@Frauenfelder: Found this one of me and @hodgman on the set of @colbertreport http://t.co/J4iP3Nho”//were we ever so young and un-stached?
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I will be appearing with THREE SEPARATE GENIUSES over the next two weeks: http://t.co/nPHFC8Zn
Updated 7 days ago via Tumblr
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I can't be the first foodie dumbass who put Siracha in his Tecate and tried to convince himself it tastes good, right?
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Photo: merlin: Happy Mother’s Day http://t.co/SoXtHgLU
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Photo: neil-gaiman: http://t.co/Z8iYBlnl
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“@thelittleidiot: i also just realized i know every word to 'eric b is president'...still one of the best records ever made." UTTERLY SO
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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@neilhimself that sounds about perfect
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Yes, I am going to be the person who tweets pictures of food from TALDE. http://t.co/y8EvKovz
Updated 8 days ago via Camera on iOS
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"@demarcmj I appreciated your use of 'I think I've heard everything I need to make my decision' on Community last night." UNINTENTIONAL
Updated 10 days ago via web
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Everyone follow/praise last night's #community guest star, Craig @cackowski! And thank you for watching: http://t.co/5Cd9Pgw8
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I had to google-verify the news of #community 's 4th season for fear it was just a dream sequence. Congratulations, TV SHOW!
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@GabeJenson: It is too late for Centralians. It aired 1.5 hours ago.” MOUNTAINITES THEN. I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF ALL OF YOU TIME ZONERS
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Thank you east coastlings for watching #Community and enduring me tonight. It is not too late for you, Centralians and Westerners.
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@Cackowski: I'm going to watch @nbccommunity tonight, to see @hodgman and any other guest stars who may appear...”//WHO could it be?!
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@joelmchale: RT @GoldmanNeil For chance to win Time Hoodie tweet about show & include #HodgmanOnCommunityNBC. Until 4PM EST. No RT's! go!”
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I shall see you on the COMMUNITY television series at 8PM TOMORROW NIGHT: http://t.co/vwWjUSxU
Updated 12 days ago via Tumblr
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I'd say that Amendment One passing is a drag, but that's probably illegal now, too.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@DamonLindelof: That's it, North Carolina -- You're no longer allowed to watch BRAVO."
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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More Sendak speaking, via the Rosenbach museum, where you should go, in Philadelphia: http://t.co/etLao9Jo
Updated 13 days ago via Tumblr
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Sendak answers, beautifully (and barely), the question: "Why bother to get born?" http://t.co/PTik0bV8
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Photo: jujukitten: http://t.co/iemtSFHK
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Video: http://t.co/2KbW4eei
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Goodbye, Maurice, id of children, uncompromisingly beautiful, strange, mean, sweet, deep, dark, and true.
Updated 13 days ago via web
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DC Pierson: Something That's Been Working For Me Recently - dcpierson: Completely this. http://t.co/NiblLbXW
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"And a special appearance by John Hodgman" is the most ridiculous anti-climax in an ASTONISHING credit... http://t.co/q37cp86l
Updated 14 days ago via Tumblr
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Video: paulftompkins: http://t.co/XYPZYqF2
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Joining @RubenBolling's INNER HIVE is not an obligation. IT IS A PRIVILEGE: http://t.co/Yg8lEChQ
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Here is @buzzbissinger's argument for a professional minor league system for football: http://t.co/jurSrZ4a
Updated 14 days ago via web
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AGAIN: why $1 worth of good writing/acting make $100K of CGI suddenly NOT a waste of money: http://t.co/AoaijiDe
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When you can, listen to this fight--not even a debate--between Buzz Bissinger & Tim Green over college football http://t.co/ByowJa4i
Updated 14 days ago via web
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"When I say 43% of colleges lose $ on college football and you say 'I don't accept that' how am I supposed to argue?" listen to @BrianLehrer
Updated 14 days ago via web
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Listen to this pro-football bully on @BrianLehrer.
Updated 14 days ago via web
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And respectfully to @aoscott, I feel like you'd need to be very cynical indeed to call Avengers cynical. It's utterly un-glib.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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All of this is what happens when you thumb type with enthusiasm and whiskey. That is all.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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And finally (really!) what felt so novel was that this was NOT 1 more coming of age story, but of actual ADULTS learning to be better adults
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Re: http://t.co/aLp0qdC1 =why $1 worth of good writing makes $100,000 worth of CGI suddenly NOT a waste of money.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@jeffool: A wonderful write up on how Whedon did a lot with a little: http://t.co/aLp0qdC1”//AGREED.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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By the way, I meant "DARKNESS" for its own sake. AUTOCORRECT MADE IT IT'S. I=shame.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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But I do look forward to "AVENGERS: Unassemble the Dark" on Broadway soon.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@DaveScoffin: all i can think now is HULK SMASH”//that was the reference I was going for, not the TV show.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I am so grateful that Avengers reminds how a light touch can move us so much more than the heavy hand of "DARKNESS" for it's own sake.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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And by SMASH I mean a really beautifully crafted, bravely and genuinely fun movie about weird, inspiring grown up humans with powers.
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There is not a lot I can say about it that ALL HUMANS have not already paid money to agree with, but Avengers=SMASH. Thank you, Joss W.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@AdamAuthor: @hodgman I also saw two separate pairs of stray dogs blocks apart in my neighborhood (true). Dogstorm?”//Prolly.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@hillarykwiatek: @hodgman Don't forget Free Comic Book Day, too! And it's Karl Marx's birthday. #wellplayedMaya”//fearsome convergence
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“@theonetruebix: @hodgman And also Free Comic Book Day.”//you are right!
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“@sinicalypse6: @hodgman dude we will hang. Im in the mythical city of chi, ready to make a dj mix #respect”//I am sore afraid.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Cinco de mayo, derby day, super moon, and meteor shower, all on 5/5. Hello, Ragnarok. See you all in the next world.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm at Sidecar (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 3 others [pic]: http://t.co/v1SYXPKu
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Waiting on C Hopkins (@ St. Ann's Warehouse w/ 11 others) [pic]: http://t.co/Fe1stWzN
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Would you like two free tickets to Cynthia Hopkins tonight? I am GIVING THEM AWAY. http://t.co/5L1M8uT2
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Cynthia Hopkins is singing about someone she DOES NOT like: http://t.co/zLgHknZj
Updated 16 days ago via Tumblr
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Cynthia Hopkins is singing about EPISTEMOLOGY: http://t.co/CVuM6obE
Updated 17 days ago via Tumblr
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Cynthia Hopkins is saying that if you're not singing, it's your own damn fault: http://t.co/7WohCsbr
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Audio: When Cynthia Hopkins sang about “a little piece of grace” in that earlier song, THIS is what she was... http://t.co/SOtL67KG
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Cynthia Hopkins is sailing in the ACTUAL ARCTIC CIRCLE with an ACTUAL UKULELE: http://t.co/RcAzBOJ9
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Adam Yauch has passed away. Very, very sad.
Updated 17 days ago via web
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Cynthia Hopkins is taking horses to the mountains, which is a euphemism for ROCKING IT: http://t.co/bxtG6B7D
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Cynthia Hopkins is singing about our closest star: http://t.co/3JfOBFRQ
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TONIGHT is Cynthia Hopkins night in Brooklyn. PLEASE DO NOT MISS IT: http://t.co/y5J9Lfne
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Here is proof that a) I am on #Community NEXT week; and b) they have not re-cast me YET. http://t.co/dKwdvM7o
Updated 17 days ago via web
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If there is confusion, I am not on #COMMUNITY tonight, but 5/10. So you are safe to watch TONIGHT.
Updated 17 days ago via web
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JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN VERDICT NUMBER 58 is now posted for public review. http://t.co/7aUjY6ez via @youngamerican
Updated 17 days ago via Tweet Button
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Audio: GOOD EVENING, people of the east coast. I have been out all day skipping work and going to THE... http://t.co/Mx5nffeC
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In honor of National Prayer Day, @TheTweetOfGod will be answering your prayers. @rickygervais will be accepting your curses.
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Your Taxi TV Creepy Sandy Kenyon Photograph for May 3, 2012 http://t.co/7D5EBRJp
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“@jrriven: Judge John @hodgman podcast is the only thing on the planet i will 100% recommend other than Buscema art and boobs” Wow
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Have you guys heard of this actor? Justin Long? http://t.co/vFzNK8y7
Updated 19 days ago via web
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Tonight I'm going to see someone named Justin Long in SEMINAR: http://t.co/vFzNK8y7
Updated 19 days ago via web
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howtosharpenpencils: http://t.co/QXnCLamB
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NC-ians can fight Amendment One and also see Bob Mould, David Cross, and Superchunk. How? Answer= http://t.co/qSzuAzAJ
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