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Knoxville, TN! @GrahamElwood and I are doing a show at Sidesplitters at 4:20 on Saturday. And you can't stop us! http://t.co/M0AEMZAduI …
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I've seen every episode of ENTOURAGE. #sadbrag
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DLM from NYC has plopped! @AriShaffir @patkiernan @EugeneMirman @mulaney #iTunes http://t.co/xem6hGfj9k
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Thought I typed "Pop Tarts" into my diet app but then it said "No matching foods found." Turns out I had typed "Poo Tarts." #ThankGoodness
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L.A.! THE CALL is sold out tmrw night, so watch me interrupt INDIANA J. AND THE LAST CRUSADE on Father's Day at 4:20! http://t.co/WRo0yGarSJ
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I loved VANYA AND SONIA AND MASHA AND SPIKE! It's got a great WaWa joke in it. #philly
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I hope this makes you laugh https://t.co/bECsOI52gy
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Sippy cup of vodka at Broadway show https://t.co/OqwTsBWHrv
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I'm not gonna say anything bad about HANGOVER III because a friend of mine is in it. Yes, that's right, I'm friends with a giraffe.
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Chloe Grace Moretz is too cute to play CARRIE. #ButIWillStillWatchTheShitOutOfIt
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Ok, San Francisco, you got it! My 10:15pm show on 7/10 goes on sale tomorrow morning at 10:00am. Confused? #DabsDay http://t.co/jnSTfJthUE
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She's up there with Tom Cruise and Patrick Swayze, @bloodycowards. #ThreeTimersClub http://t.co/FqCp96xQkT
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San Francisco! If I did a late night stand-up show on 7/10 at @punchlinesf, would you come? #710DayCelebration #HAFtime
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I would get sick of my constant plugs and weed references too, @lovenailpolish3. #PlugsAndDrugs
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You forgot "didn't like my it, won't use it, wondered why I needed to follow you to get it." But seriously, good luck @lovenailpolish3!
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Live from New York, it's @mulaney @PatKiernan @AriShaffir @EugeneMirman #DougLovesMovies #PloppingSoon https://t.co/95BIt4WtXN
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L.A.! Monday June 10 at 8:00! THE BENSON INTERRUPTION podcast returns to @NerdMelt on Sunset. Gonna be a good 'un! https://t.co/qrkHKq0Tn0
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NYC tonight! DOUG LOVES MOVIES taping w/special guests at @GramercyTheatre. Just a few tickets left! #30 http://t.co/1fJ2Br8Zs1
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Minneap! I'm taping DOUG LOVES MOVIES at the Varsity Theater on Fri July 12 at 8:00! I'm not shitting you! #FoReal http://t.co/z6g8oxn8S0
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Minneap! I'm taping DOUG LOVES MOVIES at the Varsity Theater on Friday June 12 at 8:00! I'm not shitting you! #FoReal http://t.co/z6g8oxn8S0
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Thank you, Boston! See you soon, NYC! See you Saturday, Knoxville! See you Sunday, Nashville! #Hashville http://t.co/PeT6V17K5r
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The kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people https://t.co/tMxpyUHlUN
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Duckie want some of my beverage? #BrightonMusicHall #Boston https://t.co/d9wmjGgE59
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No @RStroud1, I want to see it in Wes Anderson's style and with those actors. @joshgotro
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Really like the ending, though. This has been a two-tweet live tweeting of MOONRISE KINGDOM. Thanks for watching it with me.
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I like MOONRISE KINGDOM a lot, but I wish there was an alternate version about a bunch of boy scouts tracking and hunting another boy scout.
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You should submit this on #FullTushTuesday, @RonnieWerner. To whoever runs that.
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I'm free partially-covered-tits funny, @not_raymond. A goal every young man should attempt to reach. #TheStarsAreTooHigh #AndSoAmI #HAF
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Was gonna take @Amtrak from Boston to NYC tomorrow, but it looks like I'll have to fly. #GonnaFlyNow #DougLovesMovies http://t.co/1fJ2Br8Zs1
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We'll come back, @kaleighcrass, and maybe next time your friend will open her eyes for the photo! #PalmStruck @grahamelwood
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Thanks, Providence, for laughing at my jokes and sharing some smokes! Boston 2night (SOLD OUT), NYC tmrw (tix avail). http://t.co/PM8z24FOgA
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Kanye West just said he came on a blouse and in a mouth. I bet the censors have no idea what he was rapping about. #SNL
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Backstage bathroom at the Fete Ballroom in Providence, RI https://t.co/2x4hzn4PD4
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No one would pee in a pool if it didn't feel so good.
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Providence, RI! It's happening tonight! Stand-up + @grahamelwood Vs. Audience in Leonard Maltin Game! #NameTags http://t.co/8efmS6Ygfb
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Los Angeles! Go see @MorganMurphy at Meltdown Comics tonight. #Free http://t.co/8t2MfbRe4e
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DINING W/DOUG & KAREN podcast with @bertkreischer and chef Beth has plopped for your morning entertainment. #iTunes https://t.co/3CQM9OceTi
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Providence, RI tomorrow! Tickets are cheaper if you stand. Which isn't hard, I stand through my shows all the time! http://t.co/8efmS6Ygfb …
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Providence, RI tmrw night! Tickets are cheaper if you stand. Which isn't hard, I stand through me shows all the time! http://t.co/8efmS6Ygfb
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Sorry, @paddygough, the venue is very intimate. I'm worried I'll barely be able to fit my four awesome guests on the stage! #RubbingItIn
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Dining With Bert Kreischer! https://t.co/3CQM9OceTi
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Well, that was where I was born, @Tmoneymorin. Some people call it San Diego. #OrWhalesVag
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Chicago! DOUG LOVES MOVIES is sold out, but you can see me do stand-up w/David Cross, @PFTompkins @thebrianposehn http://t.co/WHi3sxVWTp
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So I guess this means I can't expecct to see you at my sold out show in Boston on Sunday night, @Man_in_a_box? #DontAnswerCuzYoureBLOCKED
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If you'd like to follow a truly horrible person, check out @trish0301.
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I was previously announced as doing stand-up, but the DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast was just added, @Just_For_Laughs. Tickets are gonna go fast!
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It's a get-drunk-on-Sunset-Blvd kind of night. Bring weed to El Compadre. #SeriousInquiriesOnly
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Nope, @Damonstration, it's just a live event. For the living. #NoDeadPeopleAllowed
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DOUG LOVES MOVIES: 5/20 NYC, 5/27 Nashville, TN, 6/23 Philadelphia, PA, 7/15 Minneapolis, MN, 7/17 San Diego, CA http://t.co/PM8z24FOgA
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DOUG LOVES MOVIES: 5/20 NYC, 5/27 Nashville, TN, 6/23 Philadelphia, PA, 7/1 Minneapolis, MN, 7/17 San Diego, CA http://t.co/PM8z24FOgA
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STAND-UP DATES: 5/18 Providence, RI, 5/25 Knoxville, TN, 5/26 Nashville, TN, 6/1 Toronto, ON, Canada, 6/2 Buffalo NY
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And I can't wait for you to smoke The Doug Benson Green, @tomgreenlive! #NotReallyAThing
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So Cal! What are you bastards doing on Father's Day? Watching INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE with me, of course! http://t.co/WRo0yGarSJ
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Bloomington, IN (Sorry IL!)! Your chance to dine with Doug and @KarenAndersonHi. And a "special guest." http://t.co/n5Wq23adDT @kt_money
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Chicago, IL! I made a promise and now it's finally happening. Tix for DOUG LOVES MOVIES go on sale tmrw at 10:00am! https://t.co/HWEufCh0eB
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Bloomington, IL! Here's your chance to dine with Doug and @KarenAndersonHi. And a "special guest." http://t.co/n5Wq23adDT @kt_money
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Hey @GregProops! Do you tell L.A. folks that they can see your show tonight and @ComedyFilmNerds for a mere $20? https://t.co/TrweyefHNX
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Hey @grahamelwood! Didja tell peeps coming to @ComedyFilmNerds LIVE at Meltdown in L.A. should bring name tags? https://t.co/1JbfqBQDpm
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Not as topical, @ampLEX20, but sure. #DaysOfThunderReferencesForever
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Yeah, @teddyboomboom, at 95% of my stand-up shows the Len Maltin Game is played at the end with audience members. So tag it up!
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See you Monday, ladies! RT @patkiernan NYPD issues springtime reminder to cops that women in NY may go topless. http://t.co/caVTRkliLy
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Don't forget @KevinPollak will be there too! #ComedyFilmNerds RT @thatsfunny
heyLA @NerdMelt 9pm @grahamelwood @DougBenson @chrisjmancini
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There are still tickets left, @EricBuscher1. Click on this link and I'll see you at the @GramercyTheatre in a few days! #DougLovesMovies
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Memorial Day weekend, @drumking30! Leave your circle and come!
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Knoxville, TN! I'm doing stand-up (and playing some LMG) at Sidesplitters on 5/25 at 4:20. Bring your sewing kit! http://t.co/fkl0MW0PEB
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DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast from last night w/@JenKirkman @nickthune and @MeganNeuringer has plopped in #iTunes. https://t.co/DREtKOkWuO
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I'm pretty pleased with the guest line-up for Monday's DOUG LOVES MOVIES at @GramercyTheatre. #SchedulesPermitting #NYC #CURealSoon
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Maybe your city is listed at http://t.co/PM8z24FOgA, @murda14k. Check it! Also, my latest movie is at http://t.co/dV0sAoq8FV. Get it! #Go
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Anyone else ever confuse THE TOWERING INFERNO with FAWLTY TOWERS? @JenKirkman? #DougLovesMoviesSpoiler
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Hey everybody! If Amy Schumer's show on Comedy Central hasn't aired in your time zone yet, watch it! East coast, disregard. @amyschumer
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Thanks for being a good sport, Elmer! https://t.co/QoIWN4l4zf
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If you forgive me for bring bad at Instagram, I'll forgive you for being mad about something that doesn't matter. #Instagramateur
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I guess THE PATHETIC WEIRDO GATSBY wouldn't sell a lot of tickets.
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Boston! RT @gnrl_ @DougBenson Hey Doug, Have two GA Tix to you on sunday and I can't make it. I see you are sold out. Anyone interested?
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Just broke down and made an Instagram account. My name on there is youdontknowdoug. Can't wait to use the block feature. #Instanegativity
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Stand-up in Providence this Sat! Tickets available. Boston this Sun! SOLD OUT. DLM in NYC on Mon! Tickets available. http://t.co/PM8z24FOgA
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For how long, @steveyeun? I'll bring the podcast to you! #IAintAfraidOfNoDead
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Would love to have @steveyeun on my podcast, @jmmuaddib, but he's probably in ATL killing zombies for a while. #AndGettingItOnWithMaggie
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Ok @adampally, I'm asking. But let's make the arrangements under cover of DMs.
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Already got plans to have @mrseancullen on again soon, @BenderoffBram. And I'd love to get @adampally on the show!
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Hey DOUG LOVES MOVIES listeners! Who hasn't been a guest in a while that you'd like to see return? #SeriousQuestion #BringOnTheDumbAnswers
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DOUG LOVES MOVIES eps w/@marcmaron @kumailn @DCpierson @simonpegg @SammLevine were late to plop in #iTunes but they are there now! #FreeFun
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Don't be jealous of my TSA Pre check status. It's random, so I don't get it every time. But I did today! #Yay #DIA http://t.co/NkEdvVCREu
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Oh Mile High City/you are way too good to me/this is a haiku #HAF
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DOUG LOVES MOVIES listeners, what's your favorite movie title with a colon in it? #WernerHerzog
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