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A flight over 3 hours and no in-flight entertainment of any kind? What up with that, @united? #WhatUpWithThat #OoooohWeeee
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If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Here's a weird name tag from yesterday's DLM in Bloomington, IN. #WeenerTag #SnapIntoIt http://t.co/B5VriupE
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
When someone says I glamorize drug use, I'm pretty sure that someone doesn't know what the word "glamor" means. #LearnToRead #Magazines
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/21 everybody! Had a great time in Bloomington, IN. Thanks to everybody who came, even the Opossum Lady. #LetItEatCake
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Gonna hit The Atlas in Bloomington, IN for one last drink before turning in. #TurningIntoWhat #Nunyo
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I'm gonna get an Ab Flex but I'm going wrap it around my groin. #GuntWorkout #NotAnAd
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
L.A.! THE BENSON INTERRUPTION returns to the Nerdmelt Theater at 9:00pm on Thursday, June 14. Only $10! Special guests. http://t.co/nFtKPJVB
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Got all of the LMG and B-A-T suggestions I need for today. Thanks y'all. #DougLovesMyTwitterFollowers
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If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Ha! I meant Build-A-Title starter suggestions. #YouDidWhatIAsked #ImDumb #DougLovesMiscommunication
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If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DOUG LOVES MOVIES listeners! I need some LMG starter suggestions for today's taping at the Comedy Attic in Bloomies, IN. #YouKnowWhatToDo
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/20 everybody! Can't believe it's been a month since Xmas. Well, my Xmas anyway. Having a bloom in Blastington, IN! #ReverseThat
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Grabbing a bite & then what, Bloomington, IN? Chili Peppers cover band at Blue Bird? Dancing at Kilroy's, followed by puking at Kilroy's?
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If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
35 mins 'til showtime, Comedy Attic in Bloomington - my mom calls it Bloomies - IN! Give or take 10 minutes. #TakeIt
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Nashville, TN! Zanies at 4:20 on Sat/Sun/Mon. Make your Memorial Day weekend the most memoriable ever! http://t.co/PSHjVblE
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/19 everybody! Flying to Indy then driving to Bloomington, IN to perform at the Comedy Attic. Opening act: Anne Frank. #AtticHumor
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
It's so cool to not like GLEE. It's also accurate.
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Let's play F**k, Marry, Kill... Hitler's dick, Hitler's balls, Hitler's Butthole. Go! #LoseLoseLose #ThingsIThinkOfWhileEating
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Bloomington, IN tmrw and Sunday, Houston, TX next Thursday, Nashville Sat/Sun/Mon (Memorial Day). #MemoryTest #SupportTheTroops
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Dear People Who Think I'm in Chicago, I tweeted a pic of Atlanta and wrote "Ah, Chicago." As a joke. Hee hee. #DontKnowYourOwnSkyline
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I'm gonna go into a dive bar and ask for a Grey Goose Cherry Noir and Soda. I hope I don't get punched in the neck. #NotAnAd
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
"I don't remember what I said, but I stand behind it." -Mitt Romney, Colossal Fucknut
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Here's the food cart featured on the new DINING W/DOUG AND KAREN. #SnapIntoIt #iTunes http://t.co/snaZ2F9r
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you're not wealthy and you vote for Romney and he wins, soon you will be rich with regret. #FortuneCookieFriday
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Safelight repair, Safelight replace. #NotAnAd
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Only 20 tickets left for my 4:20 shows tmrw and Sun in Bloomington, IN! Cutters welcome. #BreakingAwayReference http://t.co/LreomwUL
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/18 everybody! Good thing it's 5/18 all day, because that gave me plenty of time to remember to tweet it. And I did. #Accomplishments
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Today's DLM: "all girls" edition with @nataliemorales @ScottAukerman @lennonparham and @nickthune #iTunes #2GirlsNoCup http://t.co/cCcHbusD
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Watch out, Lana Del Rey! Lisa Maria Presley just stole the lackluster singing on network tv mantle. #IdolsDaughterOnIdol
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Vegas! I'm taping DOUG LOVES MOVIES at Palace Station on Sun, Jul 8 at 8:30. Bring a great name tag and win! #NoLosers http://t.co/Utf6R5au
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
"Siri, is it raining?" "Look out the window, dipshit." "Thanks, Siri!" #NotAnAd
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Listened to some progressive talk radio this morning. Disappointed they didn't talk about soup. #Progresso #NotAnAd
Updated 4 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DINING W/DOUG AND KAREN ep 2 in Comedy Podcast section of iTunes (free). Check it out if you like the snap of hot dogs in the morning!
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/17 everybody! Big day if you like listening to me talk. BENSON INTERRUPTION podcast ep 15 is in Comedy Albums on iTunes ($2) and...
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Houston, TX! You demanded it, so I commanded it. One night only! #LoneliestNumber http://t.co/zLGOi6wx
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
When someone says "Don't let the bed bugs bite," I say, "How the fuck can I do that in my sleep?!?" Which is why I live alone.
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Fun things to listen to and watch: @jonahray and @ReggieWatts new comedy cds. And @MattBesser from @ucbtla 's movie FREAK DANCE is on VOD.
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Seeing @_SLEEPERAGENT tmrw night in ATL and doing DLM at @LaughingSkull Fri, @ComedyAttic in Bloomington, IN Sat and Sun. #Fun #Bloomies
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/16 everybody! It doesn't feel like Wednesday to me. But if everyone is gonna insist, I guess I'll just go with it. #HumpTime
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
ATL! This guy doesn't look creepy to me. RT @blabbate @DougBenson Doug, I have 1 extra ticket for DLM this Fri, in case anyone's looking!
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/15 everybody! Looking forward to ATL on Fri (sold out) & Bloomington, IN on Sat & Sun (tix available). http://t.co/LreomwUL #NoSauce
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you use the words "weak sauce" to describe something, you are definitely worse than whatever it was you were calling "weak sauce."
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I prefer Zooey Deschanel's iPhone ad over Sam Jackson's, because I like to imagine hers leads to a girl-on-girl make out sesh with Siri.
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Next Movie Interruption at @cinefamily in L.A. is WALT DISNEY'S JOHN CARTER! Wed. May 30 at 8:00. W/ special guests http://t.co/eK6hJuzi
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/14 everybody! Thanks to @ReggieWatts @jonahray and @steveagee for helping me interrupt OVER THE TOP last night @Cinefamily. #VeryOTT
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
The movie stars S.S. and is called O.T. T. @cinefamily http://t.co/kkHhPKUA
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Tonight! Free movie interruption at L.A.'s @cinefamily in 45 minutes! Trust me - fun movie, fun guests! Oh, and free. http://t.co/TnoUCqmz
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Los Angeles, I'm interrupting a classic at @Cinefamily tonight at 8:30! FREE ADMISSION -POT LUCK
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
L.A.! Last minute FREE movie interruption at @Cinefamily tonight. Doors and potluck at 7:30, movie (?) at 8:30!
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
"He loves that dog. Always playing silly games." -Turkish
#SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Guy Ritchie loves to depict boxing on film. Madonna joke here. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
RT @ThatDylanHouse
@DougBenson If @edgarwright is on DOUG LOVES HALLWAYS, does it become DOUG LOVES CORRIDORS? A: Yes.
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Definitely gonna talk about this scene on the next DOUG LOVES HALLWAYS. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting @daveanthony
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I bet members of Peta don't like this movie. Fictional characters named Peeta probably don't care for it either. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
While a great, fun movie, for reasons I won't spoil, this is truly not a good pic for Mother's Day. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
This is more of an Easter movie than a Mother's Day movie, what with this dogs-chasing-and-fucking-a-rabbit sequence. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
30 minutes in and the only snatch on screen has been Brad Pitt's old mum. What a rip. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
It's a wonder Universal didn't insist on calling this FIGHT CLUB 2: EUROPEAN VACATION. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
"I like dags, I like caravans more." -Tommy, talking about his love of dogs and mobile homes #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I'll never be fully confident when attempting to pronounce the name of actor Rade Sherbedgia. #BorisTheBlade #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Sure, it might be called SNATCH because it's about diamond thievery, but I like to think it's because some of the bad guys are pussies. #LT
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Benicio del Toro, typecast yet again as a Hassidic Diamond Merchant. #ShameOnHollywood #MadeInEngland #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Even though he had nothing to do with it, this is still most certainly Lionel Richie's best movie. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
However you're gonna watch SNATCH, turn it on in exactly three minutes. #SNATCH #LiveTweeting #GreatTrendingTopicForMomsDay
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Thanks for your #LiveTweet suggestions. For Mother's Day, I'm gonna go with SNATCH. Start your copy (or NF stream it) at 11:15 pac 2:15 est.
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I'm thinking about #LiveTweeting a movie from my collection (or ON Demand) in about 35 mins. What movie should I watch? #MothersDayMovie
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Oklahoma City, OK! Do you have your tickets for the 3rd Annual Doug Benson Day show? Sponsored by a car dealership! http://t.co/tbFEuINk
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
KICK-ASS 2 has been green lit! To celebrate, I'm gonna get green lit. http://t.co/UI2D2oKT
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/13 everybody! I'm gonna celebrate this Mother's Day by crawling into someone's womb. Cross your legs, ladies! #OrFingers #GoodLuck
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
It's about time!! RT @THEOGBIGMC
@DougBenson Happy belated 4:20.
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/12 everybody! In honor of Mother's Day, I'm gonna jerk off to the cover of Time Magazine. Who's on it this week?
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Less than 2 hrs 'til my show at Cal Poly SLO and I don't know where it is. The show, not the campus. Might just go see @SnoopDogg instead.
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I can't believe that @SnoopDogg is performing in San Luis Obispo, CA the same night I am!
#ButICanBelieveItsNotButter
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
San Luis Obispo, CA! Here's more info re: my show tonight at Cal Poly --> http://t.co/sktGrcr4 @GrahamElwood will be there too! #DenverYeah
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/11 everybody! Driving up to San Luis Obispo to perform at Cal Poly tonight. Which means a Rental Car ep of DLM is coming soon! #True
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast w/ James Pardo, @PaulScheer, Bobcat Goldthwait, and @Morgan_Murphy http://t.co/C5c0e6bY (via @mixedvegetables)
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Bummed I'm missing @311Cruise but psyched about tonight's shows in Los Angeles! Where? I dunno! # NerdMelt #TheBensonInterruption #Do #It
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I wish I was on the @311Cruise but iI'm psyched about my shows in L.A. tonight and San Luis Obispo tmrw night! #Psyched #Tmrw #Nite
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I think there are still tickets left for THE BENSON INTERRUPTION podcast taping at Meltdown Comics in LA and I think you are smart enough to
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DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Making a new DWDAK in 20mins! RT @Saulville: @DougBenson Finally listening to the Foodie Podcast w/ Karen . . . more of these please.
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If I wasn't so high right now, I'd be in a terrible mood. #MakeThursdayYoursDay
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
RT @hoggle55
@DougBenson What's ur favorite Tyler Perry movie? A: He hasn't made it yet.
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
L.A.! For tickets to attend tonight's taping of THE BENSON INTERRUPTION podcast, use this link. --> http://t.co/qq0f4o0X #TenBucks #NoChimps
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/10 everybody! Big podcast day for me today. I'm taping new eps of DINING W/DOUG & KAREN (free) and THE BENSON INTERRUPTION ($2).
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I just realized that you might be on the east coast, @lenadunham. In which case I would like you to do my podcast on June 11, ok? #Options
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Thnx. Another ep is coming soon-ish. RT @IzzoV208 @DougBenson Just listened to Dining with Doug & Karen. I dig it! Looking forward to more!
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you like dancing & being punched in the face, check out GRAHAM ELWOOD'S PALM STIRKE DANCE PARTY! Otherwise, don't. https://t.co/IMsCaZBd
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Hey @lenadunham, wanna be on my podcast next Tuesday? Because I want you to be on my podcast next Tuesday. #ThankYouForYourCooperation
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Forget THE AVENGERS, the real super heroes are Dustin Hoffman and Mila Kunis! #Lifesavers #NotAnAd
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Brad Pitt is trending. Did John Travolta masturbate in front of him? #ShootingSpree
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/9 everybody! Do you hunger for me to interrupt THE HUNGER GAMES? It's happening in L.A. on June 18 @Cinefamily!
http://t.co/P1dIqG3L
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
The ep of DOUG LOVES MOVIES we taped tonight will please some and piss off others. Very polarizing. A lot of P words. #iTunes #Friday #Free
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
NYC! We've added another DOUG LOVES MOVIES at the Gramercy on 7/2 and tix are on sale now. Different guests than 6/11!
http://t.co/VPzYCDp0
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
That's a @_SLEEPERAGENT song playing under the hysterics and high-fives in the WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING tv spot. #Yay #NotAnAd
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
RT @hthrbrittibgham
@DougBenson are u coming to Baltimore any time soon??? A: Yes, I'm taping DLM at the Comedy Factory on 6/9 at 4:20!!!
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
Happy 5/8 everybody! My DLM taping at @LaughingSkull in Atlanta on 5/18 is sold out already. I haven't even tweeted about it yet! #ThnxATL
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
I slept funny last night. Feel like I have a shot at a nomination if they make that a category in next year's Comedy Awards.
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
DougBenson
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen. Album SMUG LIFE coming soon. Tour dates http://www.douglovesmovies.com.
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