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The waitress at this diner is mothering my child better than I ever will.
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Super excited to see the underrated Will Forte in an Alexander Payne film. (MacGruber was a different kind of genius.)
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It's a magical journey past Wetzel's Pretzels! http://t.co/wvHQMw8G
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Congrats to @mindykaling and (Twitterphobe) Dana Fox for their comedy series pick-ups! Get it, girls.
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Telly from "Sesame Street" has not mellowed with age.
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Wham! made some of the best comedy records of all time.
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Twitter wants me to follow Corona beer and Kylie Jenner.
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I wonder if anyone in the history of weddings has come down the aisle to "Shock the Monkey."
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Last night I dreamed that Katy Perry gave me her whipped cream bra and we retrofitted it to shoot pancake batter instead.
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Think the Valley might have reached the saturation point on cleverly named Pilates studios.
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If you loved Leisure Suit Larry in the 80s, this is the best Reddit AMA ever: http://t.co/AXJn0d43 #PixelatedNudity #Sierra
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Today, my autopsy would reveal a wad of lime Tootsie Rolls.
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Meant to say Adam Scott, Sarah Silverman. Good times in the silver toaster.
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Bunch of RED BAND TRAILER eps I forgot to share during directing madness: Jason Reitman, Scott, Silverman...http://www.lstudio.com
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Hope this $3k bag eases someone's debilitating jaw pain! http://t.co/j2MkIRux
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Seems appropriate to be filming at Ghostbar on Easter morning.
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Tracie nails it so I don’t have to. tracieeganmorrissey: http://t.co/mQSkUYtx
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Still awake and filming on Fremont Street. First time hearing birds chirp in Vegas.
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He's using police tape, which makes it extra weird.
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Currently watching a dad TIE his daughter to a piece of playground equipment so she can't fall off. #parkweirdness
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Pretty cool that Dennis Farina was born on Leap Day.
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"Uh, uh, South Beach bringin' the heat..." - Mystery: The song “Miami” by Will Smith seems to be extremely... http://t.co/2yAVYh0v
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Just listened to "Come Undone" by Duran Duran in the car. Sexiest thing I had ever heard in junior high.
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Fave Glen Campbell: "Guess I'm Dumb" "Wichita Lineman" and "Where's the Playground, Susie."
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Favorite Whitney moment: "One Moment in Time" at '88 Olympics. Her voice WAS glory.
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Yes, please. Comedian Dana Gould & Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl Team For Rock Band FX Comedy http://t.co/3f8hMbE5 via @nikkifinke
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I'm so glad someone made this: http://t.co/zcBdByGA
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I love my Guild so much. Thanks for the love and support re: WGA nom. #YA
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So excited that Blake Nelson wrote a sequel to "Girl" called "Dream School." Long live Andrea Marr!
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"Young Adult" is out everywhere this weekend. So proud of this movie. You can see the huge flicks later. They'll still be there. See YA now.
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We had @mindykaling in the Red Band Trailer this weekend and it was delicious! New interviews coming soon.
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YES. Keep seeing "small" movies. RT @ebertchicago Weekend box office finals are here. Good news for indies. http://t.co/gfMqi7nx
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Just saying...come with your Qs and I'll bring the A.
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Go see "Young Adult" at the Hollywood Arclight this afternoon, and there might be a surprise afterward...
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@kayhanley Thank you so much! You're my hero! xoxo
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OK, I'll stop RTing reviews. Sorry. I haven't read great ones in a long time and I'm all excited in my Forever Lazy.
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@AndyMilonakis It's actually a prequel to Alien. Go see it!
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I'm the Jackie Joyner-Kersee of closing browser windows really fast.
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YOUNG ADULT is out right now in some big cities. More cities next week. Please go see it if you can. We are all so proud of this movie.
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Ultimate visual @humblebrag http://t.co/5eLeK5DG
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@MatthewPerry Pretty sure I'm the first person to ever wear Crocs in the lobby of the Ritz Carlton. I'm such a dork.
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Remember that weird Pepsi commercial where Bob Dole implied that Britney Spears had given him a hard-on?
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I love that the Forever Lazy commercial explains what to do if you have to take a piss.
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Amusing poster in lobby of Academy theater in NY. http://t.co/lKxarVTM
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Tried to save @mindykaling's book for a long flight tomorrow, but I'm blowing through it as we speak. Can't stop myself!
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Amanda "Best Hair in Hollywood" Seyfried in the RED BAND TRAILER: http://t.co/iVCJE3lh #itsnotyourfault #towingwithalexus
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The amazing Amanda Seyfriend stops by the RED BAND TRAILER: http://t.co/iVCJE3lh #itsnotyourfault
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Please have lunch with me! It benefits the amazing Adrienne Shelly Foundation -- bid here: http://t.co/6ml821Qk
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I love that "Goodbye October" is trending. Also, Mr. Sun is out today!
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I LOVE ScarJo for saying there's nothing wrong with nudie pics & movies. Voice of reason in shame-based society. http://t.co/tyfPHOtx
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New RED BAND TRAILER with everyone's crush Joel McHale: http://t.co/WNMlcR1l
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(Love Denny!) Aaron Eckhart To Play Beach Boys Drummer Dennis Wilson http://t.co/lif44tMP via @nikkifinke
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If you haven't caught the beautiful Zooey D. on RED BAND TRAILER, check it out at http://t.co/bHhbDFGv! "Getting to Zo you..." ♬
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Check out the latest episode of RED BAND TRAILER, starring delightful "New Girl" Zooey Deschanel! We're over at http://t.co/bHhbDFGv.
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What he said. "@robcorddry: This is my friend Lorene's new EP: http://t.co/JwlygswY It is as gorgeous as she is."
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In the meantime, please continue enjoying our upbeat and hilarious online talk show! RED BAND TRAILER: lstudio.com.
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The new FOOTLOOSE is great. Reviews will back me up. Even fun-hating, dance-phobic Dan enjoyed it.
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New season of RED BAND TRAILER starts with the charming John Krasinski! Check it out at our new home at lstudio.com.
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Jared Leto is now older than Angela's dad was during the filming of "My So-Called Life." #mindfuck
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I have yet to hear this "pitter patter" sound children's feet are rumored to make.
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Watch the show live over at cancercanblowme.com-- first one was hilarious, and the second show starts soon.
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I'm not at #CancerCanBlowMe at UCB due to non-cancerous illness-- sorry to those who bought tix just to see me (nobody). But srsly, sorry.
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I just tore open a sealed foil twin-pack of toaster pastries, and there was ONLY ONE IN THERE. That's fucked up.
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Video: Rom Toomer, one of the greatest roller coaster designers of all time, has passed away. As some of you... http://t.co/khSauwy7
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@AndyMilonakis Green chile enchilada Combos. #FakeSnacks #Fantasy
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GREATEST SCENE EVER. RT @Joan_Rivers I’m @Bergdorfs at the counter where I worked with Miss Piggy in Muppets Take Manhattan!
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One of my idols, @lizmeriwether, made a TV show, and it's on tonight. #NewGirl
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I love exploring NY! Just ate at an awesome local place called Subway.
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Congrats to TWO BROKE GIRLS on an excellent debut!
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Omnibus Tumblr Post - I’m headed to New York tomorrow for the first of what will hopefully be a handful of... http://t.co/ZSrDAk1v
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Bought a leash designed to keep giant dog from dragging me to the ground. It goes around my waist. I'm officially the one being walked.
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I don't often rely on people.com for hilarious gifs, but this one is inspired. http://t.co/iiTWbkPp
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Hey, you can still bid on a ticket for "Cancer Can Blow Me." It's going to be an awesome night. www.CancerCanBlowMe.com
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Deja Ew - I am so hungover. Last night I thought I would be “the cool mom” (TM Mean Girls) and go out... http://t.co/qx5ctxFU
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*@duckolenik and I just got kicked out of the The Abbey for being drunk & belligerent. I'm sorry, guys. Next time we will be good.
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My man can fit into Chelsea Handlers's clothes. #humblebrag? http://t.co/8scejujW
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As Cassie once said, "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."
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My son is one of the few people I know who can pull off wearing a coonskin cap and nothing else.
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One would think using whitening toothpaste for one's entire adult life would result in white teeth.
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Attn. Disney freaks: Dole Whip spotted in Los Angeles. Shaking and crying. #tikitikitikiroom http://t.co/zmlwsjT
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I don't mind being quietly haunted by my past, but I hate when it pops up and decks me in the face.
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"You know, she was born without a vagina. So anyway..."-- My mother, with a casual aside about a childhood acquaintance.
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My stuffed Robert Pattinson doll got attacked by one of the dogs today. Was like a really low-budget wolf/vampire throwdown.
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I just Wiki'd "Lincoln Logs" and read that they originally came with instructions on how to make Uncle Tom's Cabin. How fun for kids!
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Every time I do my makeup behind the wheel, I picture Dennis Haysbert shaking his head in sad disapproval.
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