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Sean Penn giving me a dumb tattoo on @nbcsnl. Apparently back when sleeveless flannel shirts were 'cool.' http://t.co/ecKkkfKS
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I saw the dictator tonight http://t.co/LDCg0WpS
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
grandmas boy was on today. i missed my scene as guy blow. movie makes me laugh. esp robot shit
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Doesn't Angry Birds' Oinker look a little like Taggart when he gets bruised up? Possibly Barkley too. #impossiblystoned http://t.co/UlVLHIuL
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
at airport. just saw a guy that might be the underpants bomber. Either that or he's got a huge dick
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Join me at @WishIllinois #WishBall in Chicago on 5/12 and help kids w/ life-threatening illnesses. Tix & details at http://t.co/raEPCEEs.
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
happy birthday to @nickywhelanx!! have a great night!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I dont know if this travolta stuff is true but it goes back to what my grandma always told me, 'wheres there's smoke there's handjobs'
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Hey mechanic , any way to fix my car for under the 2 grand estimate? Cool. 1500 http://t.co/plvLK9EW
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Kettle bell workout is tough on shoulders. I recommend start w iphone, then work up to tv remote, then can of diet dr pepper. Play it smart
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I mixed that joke up. id like to thank all the joke police that knew what i meant but had to write me up anyway. #casedismissed
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
i like new Spam ad where they try to make it hip and cool to eat fake ham. it must hurt business when your named after shitty emails
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Tough show to the green. Is a gila monster dry humping your ball a penalty? #tweetforgolfers. #otherszzzzz http://t.co/8ghTNdzX
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Bad advice makes me laugh. When people are seriously giving me bad advice i always think its funny
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
May the fourth be with you.. - yoda. ( and everyone on twitter)
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
My tivo broke. So for the first time in years i have to sit thru commercials. My god ! is this what people do?its fucking brutal
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I got to party with blues legend jonny pits #bymennen http://t.co/28N7egqj
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
im 1 for 2! @RPhillippi
Jess simpson finally gave birth to healthy 900 pound baby girl. #congrats!” You suck as an actor, but this is good
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Jessica simpson finally gave birth to healthy 900 pound baby girl. #congrats!
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Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
My vegas trip turned out to be a bummer. http://t.co/HuCjtobr
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
great time at @onekidoneworld benefit. @danagould @galifianakisz @kathygriffin @kevin_nealon @sarahksilverman. raised 30k
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
he nailed it.. @vanColestelrooy
Will somebody tell me how good @DavidSpade was at @VenetianVegas last night, please? i couldn't see it!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Dressing room. Ok i get it. My god. Someone just tell me next time http://t.co/78phwMcb
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
At @venetianvegas. Shows tonight and tomro. Tonights is in 5 mins. Hustle!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
bummer.. go get famous... its your only chance! @Caliguy45
@DavidSpade david my friends told me am the spitting image of you
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
lets end on a hi note. goodnite! @TatianaJDeLeon
@DavidSpade you're an amazing and hilarious actor that never fails at making me laugh. :)
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
sort of @megazaxxon
@DavidSpade are you drunk right now?
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
got lucky to be on their 3rd episode @cory_kg
@DavidSpade just seen your episode of Larry Sanders, for the first time. Nice tube socks.
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
what if i was on just shoot me? @FackToeDumb
If @DavidSpade was on Rules of Engagement, I would totally watch that show.
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
welcome UK !@StevieF8
@DavidSpade What show are you on in US? Just started rules in UK today, the one where you got married..Seriously?
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
its les moonves not evh@MadMannes dude that was the worse guitar playingI have ever seen. no one at CBS could make it look like u were plyn?
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
hey @ZooeyDeschanel ,tell yer boy will i liked the shout out on kimmel. and im available for bar mitzvas (sp?)
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
new rules of engagement tonight 830.where i play horny guy ( spoiler alert) you can skip nfl draft. marino is first pick.
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I think this construction sign got a little excited today ( heh heh) calm down( heh heh) Its just grass ( heh heh) http://t.co/ioYKomWw
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
And help me get more Facebook fans by 6 pm. I need 29 mil more. We can do this. If everyone tells just 150 friends... http://t.co/kFapr6oj
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Come watch adam sandlers live facebook chat today at 2. I may pop up. (may = will) http://t.co/JIS17y1A
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Readthru for grownups 2. Fun time http://t.co/ZEBq8bmq
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
It always reeks of a staged photo op when your laughing and holding an ice cream cone and your over 10. #easyonthehardsell
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Thank God we have clubs, popping bottles, and bitches. Or there'd be no rap music at all
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
@danawhite I have to go with jones,,
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I like when i take pic with iphone and try to email it and it and email says" include attachment? Um "no shit". Wtf else am i doing w it
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
lohans dad had to cancel his 'why is her bad mom going clubbing w lins' press conference today
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
One more from the salon of me and reege. #imstealingmywardrobe http://t.co/9DPXJZLt
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Doing guest spot on show this week. Heres us during practice http://t.co/p5q2FX5Z
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
2nd half of Kimmel. This is mostly for my mom because she forgot to tape it on her VCR. http://t.co/sYBnEMJ9
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
i know right? @marci408
@DavidSpade 'The Bachelor' Racial Discrimination Lawsuit: http://t.co/HvQycNaS R u responsible $ this lawsuit
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
here's first half of kimmel the other day. For those who missed (aka everyone) http://t.co/5Hf3CN9c
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I dont get it. Are you wearing a tag and your dress is showing? http://t.co/y5kyjfTt
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
9.. no wait, 10. wait ..9. RT @RayToTheCon
Hey man, I need some help with my math homework. Could you help me? What's 36÷3? Thanks again
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
My gym is smart. New campaign is all about boning down. Doesnt really even make sense but im in http://t.co/jQdnhHLS
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
yes. In my balls. They were wrinkly. Now smooth like evian bottle ... @witchybabe9000: watching ROE -gotta ask-dude did u get Botox?
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I finally found my baggage after my southwest flight. #thankgod. #wherearemysocks http://t.co/XgPrgKb3
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I found Julia stiles. maybe she can get me in on that facebook ipo.. http://t.co/MKCxcML1
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Me with my moms new rescue dog Scooby. Who does not like to be picked up http://t.co/pqItY3PV
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Attention facebook: my personal twitter acct is available for 1 billlion $ . Id even take 900M if you guys lose timeline
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Kimmel was a blast. Neck was giving me trouble so i sit like a chick. Other than that all good!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Heading to @jimmykimmel. Its on later this eve if that show sounds familiar to anyone. I think its new
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Anne hathaway either cut her hair or mr bean and winona ryder had a kid http://t.co/r1Je49rH
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
" its easter, theres 200 kids here and im 60. Why the hell am i wearing a shirt?" http://t.co/VbJ2sqDg
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Arizona kids get the easter lizard. #notascuddly http://t.co/7iFGcXy5
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I saw my share of these on the old days. Heh heh. #nothingtodowitheaster http://t.co/1sri61VZ
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Watchin a dude snakin golfballs from the lake. #yerpopped. #resale http://t.co/5bEVcaUm
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Hung out w this joker today. Last time we had beers was hi school. I still have that shirt. And his OP one rules http://t.co/tIfmbrS3
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I barfed yesterday and alicia silverstones kid ran over and ate it
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
tough to do an #aprilfools tweet when everything i say is bullshit anyway
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Jim Cameron sets record. Record for cramming 2000 xanax into one sub. #iwoukdfreakout http://t.co/xifWGk1t
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I also over heard these 2 dickheads talking shit about me http://t.co/xB7khTCe
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I ran into this asshole on the golf course. http://t.co/J1Em5MLH
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
hey peeps, your prayers have been answered. rules starts tonight and im doing a #spadetakeover at @rulesengagement today. check it izzout
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
This reminds me of first but i write on snl. Chia head. #applause http://t.co/7P6cYViQ
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
So thats how a traffic light works. I knew it! http://t.co/YGMuAkSU
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Doind a twitter takeover tomorro to celebrate @RulesEngagement being on thurs at 830 ET . And to celebrate our 50th schedule change. Wee!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Ok. Will do. Heh heh.. http://t.co/L2XCOjkg
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Its time again,, rules is back! This thurs after big bang. Cancel everything and watch it in 2012 bomb shelter just to mix it up!
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
In the hunger games,i like that in the city where the tributes take a train to , everyone looks like @katyperry. #andsomegagas
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Whats the big deal about hunger games opening? It did the same as joe dirt when adjusted for inflation. ( i think) #letmecheckmyabacus
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Bummer. Tiger is a better golfer than me again
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Attacked by some sort of rabid mountain lion at golf course. We wrestled for 30 mins before cops came. #ilost http://t.co/P9j3AT2c
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I cant think of a grosser term ive read about lately than " pink slime". So barfable. Who okay'd that?#sortofseinfeldtag
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Bumped into to mr miagi at grove. Super cool dude. Wants to get on dancing w stars http://t.co/DH6Dg3UP
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
They finally made a spade doll. #skipactualsizejokes http://t.co/8F2oUa1e
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
If u are ever separated from your kids at american girl , they recommend you meet in the financial aid department.
Updated 61 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
American girl hospital for kids that beat their kids http://t.co/AEQ1NNpg
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
At American girl( for jokes) . they have a possessed doll from Devil Inside movie. #terrifying http://t.co/qaDYlNDb
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Cheesecake fact has a kids menu. Sweet. Your kids fav 200 items! http://t.co/OJwgGZDW
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of engagement back for 8 weeks starting march 29. Prep now. Like doomsday planners do on cable show
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Ive been informed on what alex smith is / will be super rich. Feel less sorry about his cheating husband
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Feel bad for QB alex smith. It like being married and your husband leaves u and propose to another girl. She says no and he slinks back.
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
I get neighbor making noise w remodel using band saws and hammers. But a semi? Take it easy #shittyneighbors http://t.co/FzaFpJau
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
my buddy nick @krmaclothing ruffled some feathers on fashion star.. http://t.co/TgPcxRlA”
Updated 62 days ago via web Permalink
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
also, if in vegas stop by and see me and @toddglass tonight and saturday @venetianvegas. come for the rain, stay for the show
Updated 65 days ago via web Permalink
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
send a girl i work with to @STRIPTWaxbarLA, thx for taking care of her. but im not sure ill be doing the bro-zillian..
Updated 65 days ago via web Permalink
DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
2 idiots and one guy w his shit together at kings game this week. #footprintgaspedal http://t.co/QZVt1GTq
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DavidSpade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
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