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“@colleen_byrne: @CraigyFerg Non-US viewers can watch the video on the Imagineers site: http://t.co/zCm47eyf”
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Another link to the Scotland video. http://t.co/OewxzJp7
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Sorry I haven't tweeted for a while - there was a new Angry Birds app. Also, I was doing this: http://t.co/Ard8709A
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Hashtags missing from last tweet.
#SeeWhatIDidThere
#LeTitsNow
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Ugh, I feel like Burt Reynolds - woke up covered in hair. My giant German Shepherd slept on top of my bed last night. So did my dog.
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Just seen XMen 1st Class for the first time. I loved it when the mutants moved into Downton Abbey. #mrBatesisWolverine #justashairy
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Rush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8
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“@mslesliebibb: Ahhh, just got home from a long ass day. Had the best time Thank you @CraigyFerg for another good time on ur couch! x”#code?
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TV's Craig Ferguson
@jimmyfallon - He is a gay robot skeleton.
#mycoworkeriscrazy
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“@BadAstronomer: Tonight I'll be on @CraigyFerg! And that's not code. #ItsAGreatLeapDayForAmericaEverybody http://t.co/Md2adh01” #iscode
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“@thomaslennon: Me and @CraigyFerg start a fire using only our butt cheeks on to tonight's Late Late Show.” friction burns but(t)worth it
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Old MacDonald had a Farm
#replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle
#stupidtwitterhashtags
#babytoymusicinmyhouse
#eieio
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Smoke on the Water.
#replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle
#stupidtwitterhashtags
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“@bridger_w: On tonight's @CraigyFerg, it's startling how much I look like Albert Nobbs. I'm gunning for you, Glenn Close.” True.
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Reading @jonronson 's new book. He is extremely clever & entertaining. I see why Elaine Patterson (my schoolboy crush) married him #jealous
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Just saw myself on VH1's "I Love the 80's" from about 10 years ago. Jeez, I've been creepy for a long long time. #humblebrag
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Attention @annericeauthor fans! Her interview was great but long & I don't want to cut it so it's been moved to 3/19.You'll thank me later.
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Look. I'll say it in English so we're all clear - Chuck Norris is a huge evil behind who can kick your sick ass so hard it's bad. #coldmeds
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“@shiftyphil: @ArthurEssebag "Chuck Norris is a very great evil behind" according to google translate. Makes perfect sense to me!” Voila!
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“@ArthurEssebag:. "Un tres grand mal derrière" ? Mean nothing in french...”Chuck Norris dude. Figure it out. #learnenglishontwitter
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“@EldestDaughter: @CraigyFerg did you just essentially say chuck morons is a huge bad ass in French? Win.” Oui
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“@Kyle_Burroughs: @craigyferg who is chuck norris?” Chuck Norris est un tres grand mal derrière #learnfrenchontwitter
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“@ArthurEssebag: Craig Ferguson est un très Grand animateur.” Et Arthur est un petit chou.(cabbage or pastry) #learnfrenchontwitter
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TV's Craig Ferguson
“@ArthurEssebag: Denzel Washington est un grand acteur.” Et Danny DeVito est un petit acteur.
#learnfrenchontwitter
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Just discovered my pal Lenny is THE Leonardo of Leonardo & Roberto's @gourmetblends. Best Balsamic I ever had in my mouth. #notcode #okmaybe
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“ we want an interview with the Latin singer @DulceMaria” I have no idea who this woman is but her spamming fans have made me hate her.
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Ok. @pattonoswalt & everyone else. Await further instructions for #downtonabbey IHOP flashmob. Look for hashtag #classypancakes. #notreally.
Updated 87 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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TV's Craig Ferguson
While we're at it. The Grey Poupon commercial > Downton Abbey. #gettingpeopleallriledupoverbullshit
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The rage that my Hellboy/XMen tweet generated has taught me we are a nation divided. Let's all just agree Nazis are ghastly.#calmthefuckdown
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TV's Craig Ferguson
Hellboy > XMen
There
I said it
Let the chips fall as they may.
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TV's Craig Ferguson
I'm 20 years clean and sober today. You're welcome law enforcement agencies.
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TV's Craig Ferguson
Ack. I have a cold. Phlegm everywhere. Everything I say sounds Welsh.
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I am not related to the Craig of the restaurant @craigsla but I wish I was cause this place is fantastic. #hopetheyseethis&gimmiefreefood
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Hey. Louis CK started a thing. Now @JimGaffigan is doing it. They are bright, funny, smart, good men. I say back them. #myendorsementfor2012
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TV's Craig Ferguson
Betty White AND Joss Stone on the show tonight. Sexiest Valentines Day ever!
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Carol Burnett on the show tonight. That's your American genius right there. If anyone ever questions women in comedy, say her name.#alsoLucy
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TV's Craig Ferguson
I am very happy to announce that American treasure @alyankovic is on the show tonight and his mighty entertainment powers are intact.
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Off to see the talking doctor. She's dreamy. #JungianImean. #alsodreamytheotherway
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“@GregoryUccello: @CraigyFerg Hey. Is twitter just random crap? I'm new at this?” Yup. Welcome.
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Kenneth Branagh's hair is splendid on the show tonight. Very impressive. He's surely going to win the Oscar. #gilderoylockhartftw
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“@DanSpiegel: At #CBS Studios for the @CraigyFerg taping. Should be fun.” Not necessarily.
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I meant to dedicate my 801st tweet to Brian Eno and Phil Manzanera but I forgot. So here is 901. That's 100 better. #thesegouptoeleven
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Breakfast > tweetiness. I am summoned to toasty duty. Thanks for the nerd love. Later taters. #latertaters
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“@VictoriaMIbanez: @CraigyFerg I'm right here, Craig! You always ignore me. :(” Quiet please.
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“@squirrel_handed: I pretend the baby I nanny is @CraigyFerg interviewing me. It's good practice for when I'm famous.” ...the hell?
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My ultra nerdy friends don't seem to be on the tweety so much anymore. Damn! There must be a new thing and I don't know about it yet.#loser
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I have to admit the halftime show was pretty good. That cheeky cockney has still got all the moves. #butslower
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TV's Craig Ferguson
That Daniel Radcliffe was utterly charming on the show tonight. 10 points to Gryffindor.
Updated 104 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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TV's Craig Ferguson
Here in Los Angeles a Kardashian saw it's shadow. 6 more weeks of smog.
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Crikey that @WilliamShatner is gosh darned hilarious on the show tonight. But I wouldn't sit on his knee....or would I? #no
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http://t.co/lOQoUZQ9 In Oklahoma surrealism is embraced wholeheartedly
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If you are in the Wichita area please support my friends at Loony Bins comedy club. #imsayingthisforfreesoda
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So far Wichita seems to be a town full of friendly hipsters. Kind of like chilly Austin TX. Once more my preconceived notions are bullshit.
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Just had dinner @ Jethro's in Des Moines. Spectaular. If you're in Iowa have some hot meat there. Also some food. #standardjokeformat
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http://t.co/UMA6XGUv The moment I showed the good people of Des Moines my willie. Thanks for a great night @hoytsherman.
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http://t.co/1FwbFhAh At the (very cool) Iowa Aviation Museum with @philcottone & @tedalexandro. Thanks for the tour LeeAnne.
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TV's Craig Ferguson
No sleep last night in extremely creepy haunted Hotel Deco in Omaha. Cheered up by visit to Cracker Barrel in Council Bluffs Iowa. #glam
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“@BadAstronomer: Somehow, tweeting "PUEBLO I AM IN YOU" sounds dirty.”Not as dirty as "Omaha, I'll be in your Orpheum tonight!". #whichIwill
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TV's Craig Ferguson
The Burns' poem I shall recite today is entitled "Nine Inch Will Please A Lady".
#realpoem.
#notajoke
#true
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Burns' Day. St Louis - Omaha. 7hr bus ride I'll fill by reciting old Scots poems to @tedalexandro & @philcottone . They seem excited.
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“@BadAstronomer: RT @shiftyphil: What effect will the coronal mass ejection have on @GeoffTheRobot?” He'll probably break out in innuendo
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“@JasminRockes: @CraigyFerg never replies :( mean scottish man”. Hey! ..the hell?
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Just seen the cover of the @michaelianblack book. I'm kicking myself for not having him do the cover of my book. Amazing bench pose work.
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“@tedalexandro:"home"for the week. Sex,drugs & rock-n-roll or naps,multi-vitamins &quiet reading? http://t.co/LXHWDOf6” Snacks & bedazzling
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I just read a tweet where Khloe Kardashian quoted George Bernard Shaw. Looking forward to a Joycean rebuttal from Snooki. #whatthefuck?
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http://t.co/QkGa8yOW Men's room or set of Lenny Kravitz video?
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Show in Nashville tonight then dinner with my buddy @TraceAdkins. Good times.
#theremaybemeat.
#notcode
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And the storm seems to have passed. No twisters with flying cows etc. Thank goodness. Goodnight.
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2am in Nashville and the tornado warning sirens are still blaring. V glad to be indoors. It's gnarly out there. #imawussycaliforniannow
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Heading to gig in Alabama. Things looking a bit tornado-y. Damn. I wanted to wear my new hat.
Updated 115 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Getting on tour bus to roll from Biloxi Mississippi - Birmingham Alabama. Surely a Cracker Barrel breakfast cannot be far away. Good times.
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“@Danimal76: Someone is walking around with a bunny puppet at the @CraigyFerg show.” Good grief! Not another one. They're breeding like..oh
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Oh. I seem to have accidentally tweeted the letter X. Please accept it as a kiss. You too ladies.
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http://t.co/gZxnBCE2 If you ever need alone time I suggest the gym in a large casino. #latenighttruckstopmoonpieguilt
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Woke up in Biloxi MS with a hangover. Odd. I stopped drinking nearly 20 years ago. Maybe latenight truckstop Moon Pie is the culprit. #code
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Oops. Major Downton Abbey spoiler on the show tonight during talk with Lynette Rice. #youvebeenwarned.
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Billboards all over L.A. for movie in which Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson apparently rides a giant bee. Somehow I find this depressing.#Iwonderwhy
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Just rewatched JJ Abrams' Star Trek movie. Realized Starfleet Command probably evolved from @MythBusters M5. Mind blown #TrueOrNotTrue
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Also just found out Val Kilmer was the original drummer for Hootie and the Blowfish.
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Wow! I just found out the sun baby from Teletubbies grew up to be @RickyGervais. But now I look at him I can sort of see it. #TrueOrNotTrue
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2 of my favorites @IMKristenBell and @LouieAnderson on the show tonight. Both spunky and fun and sexy but only one has giant boobies.
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According to the tabloids in my dentist's waiting room we can expect a result in the OJ trial any day now.
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At the dentist this morning to have a cavity filled. #notcode #ack
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“@howiemmandel: Watch me on @CraigyFerg tonight.
I broke every rule. Am I in trouble ?” What rules?
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Adorable shaved Canadian @howiemmandel on the show tonight. I shall taunt him with pretend sneeziness. #notreally. #thatsnotcool. #maybe
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Not true. The sun baby from teletubbies was actually @IMKristenBell #TrueOrNotTrue
Updated 130 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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The sun baby from teletubbies grew up to be the ginger dude on Homeland. #TrueOrNotTrue
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“@Freundlydude: My goal this year is to have @BenFolds @IamStevenT or @CraigyFerg to RT one of my tweets #goals” Jeez. Aim higher.
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Dearest @LesliePhillips_ Do come to LA & be on my show. I haven't seen you in forever & we could really use some class in the joint.
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“@IMKristenBell: Rearrange the letters of Kristen and you get Stinker." Rearrange Craig Ferguson you get Cougar Fingers. #ohyeah
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7year anniversary of my show today. I think we'll celebrate by doing a poorly lit special where @GeoffTheRobot & I riff some smutty innuendo
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Fell asleep on public seating in Heathrow airport. Snorted. Woke myself up. Probably drooled too. #geezer #getoffmylawn.
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I'm watching the Live New Year show on BBC Scotland. Fantastic musicians playing great Scottish music. Happy New Year a'body.
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Hecks yes-indeedy. http://t.co/XyFHbmLH
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