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I have always wanted to date a woman named Yolanda.
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If @lizzzhayyy reaches 2000 followers I'll do another Q&A
Updated 213 days ago via web Permalink
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Soar throat this morning. I wonder what I did last night. mmmmmmmmm
Updated 220 days ago via web Permalink
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Buffalo Wild Wings for football today? I'm thinking yes. I don't know if my anus is ready for the punishment though.
Updated 220 days ago via web Permalink
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Sometimes I rub Vaseline on my stomach and pretend I'm a slug.
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
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Q&A for the next little bit. Tweet me questions and I'll try to answer!
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
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I can go ahead and cross off "take a really bitching nap" on my to do list for the day.
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
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There is no punchline to that. I seriously want to know.
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
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Have you ever wondered why pineapples don't wear bathrobes?
Updated 221 days ago via web Permalink
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People ask me Chris how are you doing. I'm doing well. I'm staying busy and eat a lot of potato chips.
Updated 222 days ago via web Permalink
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