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Just did a two hour interview for the TNG Blu-ray. OMG, you guys. The documentary is going to be AMAZING.
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Just in case you haven't heard enough of me talking about hockey, here's me and @colinferg talking about hockey: http://t.co/DMftW63j
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Celebrating the @LAKings victory and American Craft Brewing Week with a Green Tea IPA from @stonebrewingco. All is right with the world.
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KINGS WIN! KINGS WIN! *wilflail.gif* @LAKINGS WIN!!! http://t.co/5qycCc52
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GAME TWO BELONGS TO THE @LAKINGS! Shutout for Quick and a hat trick for Carter! GO KINGS GO!! #Believe!!!
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BREAKING NEWS: @LAKings respond to Coyotes' play, dress Dave "The Hammer" Schultz and the Hansen Brothers for game three.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Hanzal better get suspended for that hit on Brown. Christ, that was a dangerous play.
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RT @mattygreek19: @wilw clearly u dont watch much hockey and are biased as much as nbc // Ah ha! Ahahahahaa! Yes, clearly.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
In other news, I don't know where these @lakings were all season, but I love that they showed up when they did!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Pang just implied that Lewis turned away from Pangs hero Doan, and now "we have to feel for Shane Doan" who got the boarding major.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
.@missbromstein I apologize for the people who don't understand humor who are being lame to you. FWIW, I thought it was funny and silly.
wilw
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PAAAAANNNNNCAAAAAAAKEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! #LAKings
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I'm just this guy, you know?
NBC announcers: "Kings with a breakaway! He shoots, and... Guys, what is your favorite thing about Shane Doan?"
wilw
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It's going to be pretty @lakings-o-riffic here for the rest of the night, so you may want to UNFOLLOW me for.. Hahaha it auto-cap'd unfollow
wilw
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Ohhh wait. I get what's going on. Without Crosby to endlessly fawn over, NBC needed someone, so they drew Shane Doan out of a hat.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I wish Tumblr would take the time and energy they're spending trying to scare me away from Missing e, and use it to make an HD iPad app.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Celebrating day two of American Craft Brewing Week. With my #homebrew version of @StoneBrewingCo's Arrogant Bastard Ale. I'm not worthy!
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I secured permission to post this picture of the audiobook I'm voicing today. http://t.co/NCFoFvd2
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...then he says, "No one will believe you," and he walks away.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Clearly, my dog is having a rough morning. #SeamusWheaton http://t.co/2NZYXmTj
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
I won't be playing Diablo 3 at midnight, because I have to get up at 6 for work... but tomorrow night? LOOK THE FUCK OUT, DIABLO 3.
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That "is the computer plugged in, sir?" moment that you twitter to nearly 2 million people. *facepalm.jpg*
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Oh, I can buy D3 from http://t.co/A32y7RXe. I am an idiot for not knowing that. Move along, nothing to see here.
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Goddammit, Blizzard, Y U NO LET ME BUY DIABLO III AS DOWNLOAD?! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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Celebration of American Craft Brewing Week continues with @dogfishbeer's URKONTiNeNT. (OMG DAT BEER.)
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Kicking off American Craft Brewing Week with a Cali-Belgique IPA from @StoneBrewingCo, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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Me: Stop farting. Dog: FARTS ARE A HUG YOU CAN SMELL! Me: You are so gross. Cat: Duh. He's a stupid dog. Dog: Hi Cat! Make me poop snacks!
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Me: You look bored. Have a Kong. Dog: OMG I LOVE THE KONG I WILL CHEW IT UNDER YOUR DESK AND COVER YOU IN FARTS! Me: Eww. DOG: I LOVE YOU!
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Leave unopened bag of dog food on counter. Hours later, Cat has torn open hole in bag and is eating it. Conclusion: Cat thinks it's a dog.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Stupid and angry is no way to go through life, son.
wilw
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Dear @NHL: PLEASE hire Bob Miller and @jimfox19 to call the rest of the Western Conference Finals. I'm begging you. Love, Wil
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RT “@hdibner @wilw I don't know anything about basket puck, but I'm pretty sure the Maplecats are going to win the SuperCup this year”
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RT “@MarieMonDieu @wilw @LAKings FUCK YOU. THE CELTICS WILL KILL YOU. Enjoy it now, you fuckers.” I, um... think you're a little confused.
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Aaahhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhh @LAKings!!!! *Wilflail.gif*
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Dear 12 year-old me: I can't tell you what twitter is, or it will affect the future. I've already said too much. (Buy Apple stock.)
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Dear 12 year-old me: one day, @R_Roddy_Piper will tweet at you. I KNOW RIGHT?! Don't worry, you'll keep the geeking out under control.
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Home in time to catch third period of @LAKings game. QUICK Y U NO STOP SHOT FROM RED LINE?
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RT “@LuminosityAZ @wilw Is it true that you are now coming to Phoenix Comicon?” Yes!
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I love my wife so much, I'm taking her out to Mother's Day dinner and missing at least half of the @LAKings game. ON PURPOSE!
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For everyone who asked me about Cards Against Humanity the other night, a Tumblr post with everything you need to know: http://t.co/VFxF9W9x
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At the moment, 25 people are downvoting a cute dog in a FUCKING THOR OUTFIT in /r/aww. This makes me so sad, I hav to snuggle my dog.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
Not my dog, but please meet Thorgi: http://t.co/VeY3pARa
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Gave my #homebrew Oatmeal Stout & Double IPA to friends today, and they loved it. Not gonna lie; it made me feel strange but also good.
wilw
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I'm just this guy, you know?
We are playing The Resistance... it's gotten incredibly paranoid in here.
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How can you not love this dog? #SeamusWheaton http://t.co/l4lJTVH6
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@neilhimself I am so profoundly happy for you to be at a drive-in! Enjoy the show, and go to the lobby for snacks!
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Beers, hockey, and games today with @colinferg @jaimepaglia and @neilgrayston. My house is in #Eureka today! http://t.co/aBvNjv8n
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It has been scientifically proved that Cards Against Humanity is improved 9000% when the questions are read in the style of Cosby.
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http://t.co/4dxXatBV horrible, horrible people.
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http://t.co/AIHa4oT0 Can everyone win this round?
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OH while playing Cards Against Humanity: "GODDAMMIT! It's ALWAYS the clitoris!"
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with @paulandstorm and Anne. We are horrible people. Horrible, horrible, awesome people.
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Forgot to refrigerate my #homebrew double IPA, so I settled for the Pale Ale I made and kegged a little over a month ago. #beernerdproblems
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"Even if you're not thinking, let your fingers start moving, and it will unlock everything." -@nerdist, not being intentionally dirty. #Hurr
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"My wiener was a revenge tool." -@nerdist, on losing his virginity. (I may be listening to way too much Nerdist Podcast.)
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BLOG and video: Some #Tabletop outtakes from our last episode... with bonus Cthulhu. http://t.co/8YLyDXaV
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Reddit.
Bacon.
Poet...ry?
#NailedIt
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Guys, you have to listen to episode 193 of the @nerdist podcast with Bob Goldthwait. It is hilarious and amazing. http://t.co/m6GvHNdn
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RT “@TaylorNedrow @wilw you are far to liberal for me! #Unfollow” *too
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Lots of FAQs about my #homebrew. I can't answer now, but maybe a blog post, G+ hangout or something in the future?
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My all-grain #homebrew double IPA, bottled five weeks ago, is ready today. I can't wait to try it tonight when I get home from work.
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Whenever I see the number 1701 in the wild, a little part of my nerdsoul smiles.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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Listening to the newest Nerdist Podcast. I'm pretty sure @jonahray and @nerdist just broke @MattMira. Holy fuck is this funny.
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SCIENCE FACT: Playing Yakkity Sax on your kazoo, while alone in your office, is HILARIOUS.
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I just found a kazoo in my office closet. I tested it out by playing Yakkity Sax. IT WORKED.
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My friend Sarah makes *really* beautiful glass jar night lights. She's finally selling them: http://t.co/EjEkIr65 http://t.co/mabU8jpo
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Cave Johnson here! The lab boys wanted me to tell you that you're reading this in my voice. And if you weren't... well, you are now.
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RT “@JeriLRyan “@aurosan Gay is Okay is trending worldwide right now. Every once in a while Twitter gets things right.”” #GayIsOK
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An Appeal To NBC Sports Network For Excellence: http://t.co/CQZFKCoU (written by @surlierthanthou and @kingsofhockey) co-signed by me.
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I ran out of fucks to give about who can get married a long time ago. How about: two people who love each other. Bam. Easy. Nailed it.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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And I am apparently not allowed to have an opinion on the NC vote, because 1) I am from California and 2) I am an actor. #wingnutlogic
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I was just told to "move to Iran." Seriously. That is a real thing that actually happened. #SlowClap
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RT “@HollyJBillings @wilw shave and become part of the solution instead of part of the problem. #hasbeen” Ohhhh sick burn!
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So then she laughed, I laughed, we high-fived, and went on with our days. LANGUAGE IS FUN, KIDS!
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Girl with very thick accent: Everyone has eczema! Me: I don't have eczema. Girl: ACCENT! Everyone has ACCENT! Me: Oh, do have one of those.
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I'm just this guy, you know?
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Holy shit, Rangers! I bet there are a LOT of happy people at Madison Square Garden right now.
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BLOG: More from behind the scenes at #Tabletop http://t.co/0I63Zud6
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BLOG: Dream casts a human shadow, when it occurs to him to do so. http://t.co/hVuFJ1aR
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I'm just this guy, you know?
That look the dog gives you when he jumps up onto your bed and REALLY doesn't want you to make him sleep in his crate.
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As promised, here's the picture Anne took of me and @BaileyLAKings today. #GOKINGS! #BELIEVE http://t.co/e313DF0d
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! @LAKINGS!!!!!!!
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So many broken sticks in this game, I think the @LAKings equipment manager went shopping at the practical joke store.
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Kings outshout 12-1 in second. After that ugly period, I vote Quick for MVP and First Star if they hold on to win this game.
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Kings look terrible this period. Blues dominating, completely controlling the game.
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Got my picture taken with @BaileyLAKings! Will post later when I have a decent connection. #GoKings!!
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Playoff energy and excitement inside Staples for the @LAKings game is cranked up to eleven... million. #GoKings!!!
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Taking Anne to her first ever hockey game. GO @LAKINGS!! http://t.co/9MYlI1GN
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