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Just voted shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
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VOTE for me or i will make you my new goat. http://bit.ly/If1if
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http://twitpic.com/pj9ly - And Im gonna rock it all. night. long.
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http://twitpic.com/p74c2 - The only way this image could get more racist is by adding some grape drink.
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http://bit.ly/2iWvrR I am now addicted to touching my waa waa wee wah after watching this video. 24/7 sexy time very nice!
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My goat and I just finished "dancing" to this. Sexy time! http://bit.ly/36fvjm
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'My Sisters Keeper' made me cry more than Kanye at an awards show.
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My goat is dressed as a catholic school boy, I am dressed as a priest..the petting feels so right. Trick R Treat boys and sluts!
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http://bit.ly/3x9dko The only thing more '1996' than Melissa Joan Hart is 2pac's casket.
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http://bit.ly/37QOlZ If this looks funky, your monitor can’t handle this much cool.
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http://bit.ly/4NLBK My goat doesn't want me to have a twitter account. Should I cancel my twitter to keep getting my sweet goat "milk"?
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hey @DevonESawa i found your boyfriend. http://bit.ly/1J9CF1
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Chicago loses Olympic bid. Finally something oprah can't do.
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If chicago gets the olympics then 2 new events will be introduced, hip hop dancing and speed car jacking. Sponsored by ACORN.
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http://imgur.com/SCYa4 Am I crazy or does this man look like a human version of Garfield?
Updated 56 days ago via Permalink
I would like to round up all you grammar nazi's and make you watch BET after dark. annoying rhatards. raytards...retards? help spelling plz!
Updated 56 days ago via Permalink
#dailyquestion is What was the last book I read? = Sodomizing Gypsies for Dummies
Updated 57 days ago via Permalink
'Michael Jackson - The Stripped Mixes' inspired by all the little boys who made michael hit the high notes. get it now from sony records.
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I am happy to report that the woman from the previous link lost her front and backdoor cherries. My goat had a great time.
Updated 60 days ago via Permalink
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