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Listening to overly loud guy on his cell before takeoff: "...We'll circle back to close everybody's deal, but it doesn't look good." #ohoh
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I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
50 shades of thanx @katvanbeek: Watched u on The View last Fri. They should have u on more often it was hilarious watching u with E.L. James
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
In lieu of Mother's Day flowers, my 87 year old mom requested a supermarket gift certificate. And this is the story of how I fed my mother.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks man, enjoyed all my shows this weekend in West Palm Beach. “@EmperorJAK: "...the show was hilarious, come back to WPB soon.”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My Uncle Jonah in Florida showing me he's still got the touch. http://t.co/U5jguHQp
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Met this Gent last night who showed me his ID to prove we have the same last name. http://t.co/dk2SFx9Y
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I am anxiously awaiting my shows tonight at the West Palm Beach Improv.
For tickets to c me @PBImprov hit this thing:
http://t.co/BCXyFN0k
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I co-host this morning on The View. E.L. James talks of her book "50 Shades of Grey." I couldn't put it down. Cause my hand was stuck to it.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Tomorrow co-hosting on The View with The Ladies & guests Eva Longoria, Giada De Laurentiis and 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James #estrogen
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My brother @JohnStamos with The Beach Boys at Beacon Theatre tonite. Especially liked the guy's ears in front of me. http://t.co/1NXMFjyn
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Just bought my girlfriend this new necklace. http://t.co/WqbcevVT
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Just spoke to the great @DonRickles to wish him a happy 86th birthday. He said "Thanks for the cake." Now I know what to get him next year.
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Very cool @BenFolds and Ben Folds Five. Anxiously awaiting your viral power. "@BenFolds: Here's the link to spread http://t.co/ACxdRcQL"
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Enthrilliated for my shows in West Palm Beach this weekend! "@BobSaget is coming to the @PBImprov! Get your tix asap! http://t.co/BCXyFN0k”
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
The view from my stationary bike provides an odd conflict of interests. http://t.co/6FROMtdE
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
They started out so sweetly but it just couldn't have ended well. http://t.co/QS6OjSQ6
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Not a lot a very healthy list of items on the late night menu here in Pittsburgh. What to too...What to do... http://t.co/5AM5MuZ8
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
It was too late by the time I was able to get through to my mom, that her turtle cookies shouldn't be made of turtles. http://t.co/kV8YmE0X
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My girlfriend just read a lady murdered & castrated a man in a Dallas hotel room. I asked her if she's on one of her 'how to' sites again.
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My girlfriend loves shoes. She's heels over head for me.
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I must be tired from traveling. Just thought this guy at the airport winked at me. http://t.co/I9lFYRxO
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.”
~ Groucho Marx
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
~Groucho Marx
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks man. Had a blast. "@Do_It_KyleStyle: Just got out of @bobsaget stand up comedy show. SO funny. Super awesome he came to UWM!”
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Best trash can recycling area ever. http://t.co/rKp2GQSP
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Lotsa people on the block layin' pipe this weekend. http://t.co/xEUlZJvU
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
#excited as well to play University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee tomorrow night! “@uwm: @teachuhow2jack @bobsaget Will be a great show!! #excited”
Updated 19 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Had my mom over for dinner last night and made her the healthiest thing I could to keep her cholesterol in check–
http://t.co/tMYWRvDl
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Happy 40th @TheComedyStore and Mitzi. If your halls could talk... http://t.co/lUThQ2OW
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Somebody tell me where the hell I am. http://t.co/XrXd7MbD
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Always feels good to be back in the city that has my sleeping habits. http://t.co/3WKsCU9R
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Looking forward to doing my cray and classy stuff tonight at The Paramount Center for the Arts in Peekskill, NY. http://t.co/6StRXy40
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
It all started when his wife told him to sleep on the couch... http://t.co/H57gp34x
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Saw my friend, the brilliant @DonRickles kick ass at a casino in the desert last night. Go see him wherever you can. http://t.co/TK6gBEZM
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
And this Sunday, April 15, come see me do my illest at The Paramount Center for the Arts in Peekskill, NY.
For tix: http://t.co/6StRXy40
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
This Sat. April 14- I'll be doing my R'ish show at The Seneca Allegany Events Center at Seneca Allegany Casino
For tix: http://t.co/p4McB9EQ
Updated 35 days ago via web Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Cousin Allison was stoked I was in her crosswords this morning, 42 across. Flattered, but I'm a soft-R at best, right? http://t.co/KisF0saK
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Worst car valet service ever. http://t.co/YipCcgHa
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks @JohnStamos for once again helping me finish~ at KROQ's #aprilfoolishness http://t.co/p218aI9U
Updated 37 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Yeah Mike Binder has the best wiener in Los Angeles on Sunset blvd @madiiimariee: Coolet moment of our life!! @bobsaget http://t.co/CD1olZox
Updated 37 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Having the best wiener of my life with my buddy, Mike Binder, owner and sausage lover of @coneydogla http://t.co/WfcRlyQZ
Updated 37 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Great nite @KevinandBean to support Wounded Warriors & Cedars Sinai NICU #aprilfoolishness @JohnStamos @funnybrad http://t.co/usm043IP
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Great nite for @KevinandBean to support Wounded Warriors & Cedars Sinai NICU #aprilfoolishness
@JohnStamos @funnybrad http://t.co/794ubXD9
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I wonder what hair product he used.
http://t.co/1QNje2fB
Updated 40 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
OMG. Can someone please tell Bed Bath & Beyond to stop emailing me?
Updated 42 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
People of LA, please make sure your fire hydrants are screwed tightly shut. http://t.co/cc1OhPTC
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Honored. “@nautica: @bobsaget presenting awards to the winners of the @nautica south beach triathlon! #nauticasobetri http://t.co/yIZarM3h”
Updated 45 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Fun! I was bromance torn between @johnstamos & @tomhanks. @RitaWilson: Is this a full house or just some bosom buddies? http://t.co/X3Ac0D5o
Updated 46 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
“@Buck: @bobsaget congrats man.” Thanks Joe. Didn't think 'important' and 'whoopee cushion' would be taken seriously in the same sentence.
Updated 47 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I'm in an important article about the Whoopee Cushion in this Sunday's New York Times Magazine ~ http://t.co/KhNDM56E
Updated 47 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
In this Sunday's New York Times Magazine… http://t.co/KhNDM56E
Updated 47 days ago via Twitter for Mac Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Not happy with my new 8 x 10. http://t.co/Xq6KXggS
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Seems like this kids swing may be too close to the street. http://t.co/6DnfF148
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I think the Tower of Terror is a better hotel than the Roosevelt.
Updated 48 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I would not mess with this dog. http://t.co/2Kq8tmYB
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Salt Lake City held a town meeting & requested I do 3rd show tonite, 11pm, at WiseGuys in West Valley City. Im in. Tix: http://t.co/0d8DLWxe
Updated 53 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Just added another show to tomorrow, Saturday night in Salt Lake City. Bring your family.
Tix: http://t.co/0d8DLWxe
Updated 54 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Excited to take the stage tonight & tom nite in Salt Lake City. Been told it's a city made comepletely of salt. Tix: http://t.co/gKY1VFwn
Updated 54 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
yikes. “@sjh364: Lil' Jax thinks "Bob Saget" is a swear word! http://t.co/IxGnCr2W @bobsaget”
Updated 55 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My girlfriend just asked me if she can have shoes instead of therapy.
Updated 57 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
“@CouchLock_VI: @bobsaget post a mullet pic for 10,000dollars bob” http://t.co/2UDxCkhT
Updated 57 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I think I could've f'd up my haircut. Been showing my barber Jim best of East Bound and Down on my phone. I have a Kenny Powers mullet now.
Updated 57 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Juice cleanse, night 3. Success! Really worked. Just took this 'after' photo. http://t.co/RwxsFlCs
Updated 59 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Juice cleanse, day 3. Ran across street at 23 mi. mark of LA marathon to get juices. They ran 24 miles & I ran across the street. Champion.
Updated 59 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Juice cleanse, night 2. On 6th bottle of multi fruit and vegetable liquids. I am farting rainbows.
Updated 60 days ago via Twitter for Mac Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Juice cleanse, day 2. First meal of the day: 16 oz. green liquid. Just realized my mother wasn't that bad a cook.
Updated 60 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I don't know how I feel about what my decorator's done with my basement. http://t.co/kZmm4Zh5
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I started a three day juice cleanse today. Too weak to continue twee--
Updated 61 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My mom still has this hanging her living room. Second fruitiest picture I ever took. http://t.co/MzeZFZMH
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Will be fun to play with my homies at The Paramount Center for the Arts, in Peekskill, NY on Sunday, April 15. Tix: http://t.co/Eed18XQ0
Updated 66 days ago via web Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Looking forward to playing The Seneca Allegany Events Center at Seneca Allegany Casino, Salamanca NY- Sat, Apr 14. Tix: http://t.co/p4McB9EQ
Updated 66 days ago via web Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Don't you hate it when you're on a flight and you look out your window and looks like your propeller stopped? http://t.co/RhG7jR1J
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Swimming in my pool this morning.
http://t.co/1FwthnSV
Updated 67 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I'm at a restaurant that has starfish and sea monkeys on the menu.
Updated 68 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
If it wasn't for twitter I wouldn't know things I don't need to know.
Updated 68 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
A squirrel was just trying to eat oranges from the orange tree in my back yard. Thankful he wasn't tryin to eat my nuts.
Updated 70 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Mr. Chows. @Tom_Bergeron: @alan_thicke Dinner conversation that mixed AFV & immigration reform? Where the hell did @bobsaget take you guys?
Updated 70 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Bruce Springsteen's new album Wrecking Ball is so inspiring one of my balls is twitching and the other one is wrecked.
Updated 71 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Cause kids read my shit. @JessieJessieNow: I have heard your stand up is ver off color, so why r all your tweets so darned kid friendly?
Updated 71 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Holy crap Bruce Springsteen's new album Wrecking Ball is so inspiring.
Updated 71 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Eliminate fear and worry from your life.
(I hope I didn't offend anyone by saying that.)
Updated 71 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks to the audience at the Snoqualmie last night, was fun. Love Seattle. #didnthavetocancelthistimedue tothefrigginsnowstormlasttime
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks to nice people of Portland for such fun shows this weekend. Hope lady with Angry Birds voice doesn't migrate up to Seattle tonight.
Updated 73 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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