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✌TGIF @daniellefishel: Well @bobsaget and I are following each other now. I think this means we're mature? That can't be right. #TGIFamily
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I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My new special "That's What I'm Talkin' About" airs tonight on Showtime 11:30 pm ET/PT. http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
Tell yo momma, hide yo kids.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My new special "That's What I'm Talkin' About" airs tonight on Showtime 11:30 pm ET/PT. http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
Tell to momma, hide yo kids.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Most young girls hold hands when they go to the ladies' room. http://t.co/itUGAB2r9p
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"That's What I'm Talkin' About" ~ my new special, airs tonight at 11:30 PM ET/PT on @Sho_Network http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Had to cut my workout short today. Spotted an ab and ran out to celebrate.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Noon workout: 1hr bike, 1hr elliptical, 8 sets seated p/downs. 8 sets up/rows, 8 sets bicep curls, 500 crunches. Calling 911. @russellcrowe
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
~Jimi Hendrix
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."
~Benjamin Franklin
And I'm pretty sure he was a cannibal.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
What did the cannibal say to his brother? " What's eating you?"
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Fun bday night thanks to pals @realJeffreyRoss @AdamSaget, and John Mayer. Older and wiser today. http://t.co/JIVPTDLY1s
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Fun bday night thanks to pals @realJeffreyRoss @AdamSaget, and John Mayer. Older and wiser today. http://t.co/r8h53zEIqT
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks pal.“@realjeffreyross: Happy Birthday
@bobsaget ! Make a wish and blow out your weiners! Love you brother. http://t.co/HWGa4c2JYU”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thank you kind twitter peeps for all your birthday wishes. Happy Birthday back to you all as well.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I have no idea who gave me this. http://t.co/iiSPKHVKbJ
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Told my mom I'd pick up a few groceries for her today. She handed me this list & coupons. I need a drink. http://t.co/2uhs1PbTAD
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks Jamie. Never called the king before. Do I need a white jumpsuit? @JamieKennedy: @bobsaget happy birthday to the king!! Love you buddy
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I heart you & #geezerdom @CraigyFerg: Thanks for the birthday tweetiness love everybody and a happy birthday to my pal @bobsaget. #geezerdom
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My daughters give me faith in humanity.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Snoop honored me with art last night: “@SnoopDogg: Holla at me @bobsaget I got sum of that sticky at tha doggy den!! http://t.co/1wXuJC7ubF
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Snoop honored me with art last night: “@SnoopDogg: Holla at me @bobsaget I got sum of that sticky at tha doggy den!! http://t.co/1S2glJHSRO
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Beautiful day here in LA. Just did 40 laps. Gonna get in the pool now.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Opie and Anthony are finally podcasting! Check it out weekly on iTunes http://t.co/HEBExJ3RzG and RSS http://t.co/r1keLEZZhr
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Some of that!! “@SnoopDogg: Holla at me @bobsaget I got sum of that sticky at tha doggy den!! #snoopify http://t.co/B7QrcLtDve”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Can't Snoop. I'm with my momma. “@SnoopDogg: Light 1 up”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Friend of mine, Chuck Tatham, a writer for the beloved "How I met Your Mother" wrote this in the New Yorker today~
http://t.co/FSeC56YTJb
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Chicagoans, check out my funny bro @realMikeYoung at @ChiLaughFactory Tonight thru Friday. He's like a stepson/nephew/half-brother to me.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"That's What I'm Talkin' About" my @Sho_Network special on tonight at 11:30pm ET/PT. Thanx again for all the props. http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"Silence is a source of great strength."
~Lao Tzu
Guess he didn't have twitter.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
You can help my pal @PennJillette raise money for a great charity,
Opportunity Village, just retweet @PennJillette is #CelebApprenticeMVP.
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thank you, @funnyordie for trying to keep my mom alive.
"Meet @BobSaget's mom, Dolly. This is her story: http://t.co/4WBAJ4WJaW"
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My mother Dolly, 88, is taking her Funny Or Die video too seriously. Please vote 'funny' not die. Help save my mom. http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks Eric. Those events happen every other day for reals. “@fansofhavoc: A short film I made with @BobSaget:
http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Yes. Please fly him out here ASAP. “@DaveCoulier: Funny, Bob! My dad wants to know if Dolly's available. @bobsaget http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Special's on Showtime tonight 10pm ET/PT.
Thanks all. http://t.co/G1I3Ch0B94
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks JS enjoy DW. “@JohnStamos: you must check this out: @bobsaget animated special on his mother. so so funny. http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks Mike. Dolly loves you too. Wants to give you her garage code. “@MikeBinderjokes: @bobsaget very funny Bob. Love it, love Dolly.”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
FYI my Mom's seen this and is still talking to me. Premiering right now on Funny or Die. Help her stay alive. Go to: http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
See the animated tribute to my mother before she gets mad at me at: http://t.co/0Uy2SQCPZ7 ~ "Dolly: The Chronicles of Bob Saget's Mother."
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Now on http://t.co/DkZLIIKf3A a tribute to my mother, post Mother's Day... http://t.co/LPDngNWEYJ
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.
~Leonard Cohen
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers. This is my mother: "Single white female seeking a man who likes chicken and e… http://t.co/f7G2eNwHD4
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My Showtime special "That's What I'm Talkin' About," airs throughout May-- check this link so you don't miss it: … http://t.co/pBnFtN1pI3
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My new special "That's What I'm Talkin' About" is on Showtime again tonight 11:35 ET/PT
http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks everyone for your kind words about my new Showtime special last night. It's on again tonight 11:35 ET/PT. http://t.co/G1I3Ch0B94
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Yo. “@JennaPiekarski: @bobsaget YOURE NEW SHOW IS MY LIFE. HILARIOUS. thx for the laughs yo”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Damn. Thanks! “@connorsnipple: @bobsaget I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. it was perfect! great special bob!!”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thank you. “@fiestyliam: @bobsaget you're new comedy is hilarious!”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Much appreciated. “@ZeekRkoOtunga: Watching this @bobsaget special. It's super funny. He has me laugh so hard I'm crying.”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Thanks! “@DaniArci: @bobsaget NEW comedy special in SHOWTIME. fucking hilarious!!!”
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Love back. “@bjnovak: Love this guy. “@bobsaget: My new comedy special "That's What I'm Talkin About" premieres tonite on Showtime, 10pm"
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My new comedy special "That's What I'm Talkin About" premieres tonite on Showtime, 10pm, 9pmc
http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L http://t.co/bplfX80sPl
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I'm on "The View" this morning with Barbara, Whoopi, Sherri, Joy and Steve Schirripa for Guy Day Friday! My hormones are afire. @theviewtv
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I was honored to host your event tonight. So many affected. @LupusLA: Lupus LA is honored to have @BobSaget hosting the 2013 #LLAOrangeBall.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
On "The View" tomorrow morning with Barbara, Whoopi, Sherri and Joy. My hormones are already racing. @theviewtv
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Bob Saget Gives Us The Inside Dirt On His New Standup Special | Maxim http://t.co/DBBzLDXeK8 via @MaximMag
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Good Advice: Embrace Your Haters: http://t.co/r2yxMmIv1k
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
New stuff including news and tour dates on http://t.co/nqJyTi0Dbk
And Showtime link for special premiering tomorrow: http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Excited to guest on my friend @CraigyFerg ~Craig Ferguson's Show tonight on CBS. We will probly talk of things not suitable for broadcast.
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Memorable lunch with the legendary @CarlReiner - the dear George Shapiro- @georgieshap9 & the virile @kevin_nealon http://t.co/ke5rQAqvU0
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bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Happy Birthday to the very funniest and sweetest @DonRickles ~ Proud to call you my friend. Ill shut up now. http://t.co/a7LUk3RFmW
Updated 15 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Healthy and Happy Birthday Don!!
I am so proud to call you my friend.
Love, Bob http://t.co/UiNiWRin2j
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My favorite people have a meaningful purpose.
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Man-love @DaveCoulier: I'm in love with @bobsaget & his new special airing this Fri, May 10 on SHOWTIME, 10pm, 9pmc. http://t.co/KinULxEZnF
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
My new stand-up special airs this Friday, May 10 on SHOWTIME, 10pm, 9pm central. http://t.co/KinULxEZnF
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Can't wait to hold you. @IJasonAlexander: Excited to meet up with @BobSaget at the @LupusLA Orange Ball. Great cause! http://t.co/Y4pe8SGiza
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Loved catching up with you Chris. @nerdist: Podcast today is with my old pal @bobsaget. Was great to catch up w/ him: http://t.co/yNLVtDVaMC
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
If we practice and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless.
~Gandhi
That's so hot.
Updated 19 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I didn't think I wanted another dog but I'll get this one if it comes with the purple flowers. http://t.co/o1MFkSHDUY
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Trying to write. Distracted by bugs doin' it outside my window. #tmi http://t.co/CTjIfnWnMq
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
You don't remember, you'd run away from home. “@JohnStamos: once again @bobsaget telling tall tales out of school: http://t.co/LNOLkK0hgs”
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Nun. “@Wolfrum: Call it a hunch but I'm thinking @bobsaget probably has some horrifying sexual fetishes.”
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Reenacted a scene with @ConanOBrien on his show tonight that I literally couldn't get through once on Full House. @JohnStamos @DaveCoulier
Updated 21 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Appreciative for such good friends and a great night. http://t.co/wUMP92InUx
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Tonite I'm on the show of the virile @ConanOBrien on TBS selflessly promoting my new Showtime special airing May 10~ http://t.co/UOS3mQu18L
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Deep thanks to @MBsings @JimmyKimmel @CraigyFerg @JeffGarlin @BillBellamy @RealJeffreyRoss -Raised over 1/2 mil for http://t.co/hTo2HgajWf
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Deep thanks to @MBsings @JimmyKimmel @CraigyFerg @JeffGarlin @BillBellamy @RealJeffreyRoss -Raised over 1/2 mil for http://t.co/zmfg9b1IDp
Updated 22 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Updated 23 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
When you love someone, set them free. But I love my goat SO damn much.
Updated 29 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Join me April 30 in LA for a great night of Cool Comedy & Hot Cuisine to help The Scleroderma Research Foundation fi… http://t.co/S6GZqU1rWP
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Host 4/30 event w/: @BillBellamy @MBsings @CraigyFerg @JeffGarlin @JimmyKimmel @RealJeffreyRoss @SusanFeniger INFO: http://t.co/6C4lrIuRQH
Updated 29 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.
~Dalai Lama
Gotta love the Lama.
Updated 29 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
~Dalai Lama
Love this dude.
Updated 30 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I may be naive, but If you lick someone on their tattoo, can it come off in your mouth?
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
June 7, Regency Ballroom San Francisco. http://t.co/3cQCBU6xDM @LaurenMabbett: @bobsaget have you got any shows coming up in San Francisco?
Updated 31 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Camera savvy little blue thing. http://t.co/XQCvxtc15B
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."
~Buddha
he forgot: and that big mole with hair comin out if it.
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Confucious said: "Wisdom, compassion and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of Men."
Were women absent that day?
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
~Groucho Marx
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Dalai Lama~
"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."
He must not have a TV.
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
“@realjeffreyross: What's for dinner?”
http://t.co/G1I3Ch0B94
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
You can tell a lot about a person's values by how many coupons they take into Bed Bath and Beyond.
Updated 35 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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