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Golden Globe winning actress, Multi Grammy Award-winning singer/comedienne/author
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Apple shields 44bn in taxes. I have to pay taxes on every nickel I make overseas! I need the name of their Irish accountants!
Updated about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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.@cnbc says LA bankers don't want porn stars as customers. That's a new one! Screwing is screwing, right? Pot calling kettle..never mind.
Updated about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
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Biebs! Boobs are a booin'!! @justinbieber, I’m sure if Anne Frank could have been there, she wouldn't have booed.
Updated 1 day ago via web
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Mike Jeffries, Abercrombie’s 68-year-old CEO, isn’t it time to stop obsessing about high school kids? Watch an episode of GLEE and shut up.
Updated 1 day ago via web
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Friends of mine who love the planet are having an auction of Rock and Roll show tickets and you can score! https://t.co/GAgrlsCLZf
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Hilarious! Be sure to read the comments at the end...whew! http://t.co/tXjrvy7eP5
Updated 1 day ago via Safari on iOS
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Spring Picnic in 10 days. Who wouldn’t want to be in a tent with @TimGunn and @MichaelKors? Now that’s fashionable!
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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“@TerraMarProject: What’s the best way to pass a climate bill in the US? Fix the economy first. http://t.co/tZvihVg1Zw #heartocean #tmp”
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The pictures and videos of the devastation in Oklahoma are staggering; one can only imagine the heartache of actually being there.
Updated 1 day ago via web
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Hang in there Oklahoma. Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone affected by the tornado.
Updated 2 days ago via web
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This has not been a fun day. Wells Dry, Fertile Plains Turn to Dust http://t.co/Rrc9eJiOBV
Updated 2 days ago via Tweet Button
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Only thing scarier than an angry man is an angry man with a gun.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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#powerballlottery jackpot was over $590 million; as much as Karl Rove blew on the last election...
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The only thing scarier than an angry man is an angry man with a gun.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Wake up!! Celebrating Inequality http://t.co/iA2zWCcIuu
Updated 2 days ago via Tweet Button
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25 year old Saudi woman becomes first from country to climb Mt. Everest! So when do they get to drive?
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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"US, as a major polluter and world leader has an obligation to shield the international community from consequences of our warming planet."
Updated 3 days ago via web
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Want to call attention to BOCES, Board of Cooperative Educational Services, free in NY State. Learn a skill if you are not college bound...
Updated 3 days ago via web
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"A garden raises the quality of life and acts as a sanctuary and place to recharge." April showers in May, and we love 'em.
Updated 3 days ago via web
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As long as the Supreme Court gives corporations rights instead of actual human beings, scandals like IRS aren't going away.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I'm auctioning off some of my past. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving!! Check it out!!!http://t.co/FgcVA52tYT 11am EST.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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That's @TimGunn! coming to @NYRP's Spring Picnic May 30th...sorry about that typo; all this IRS stuff has me in a perfect tiz.
Updated 4 days ago via web
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I'm auctioning off some of my past. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving! Check it out! http://t.co/FgcVA52tYT Starts today at 11am PST
Updated 4 days ago via web
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# NASA says we are being hit with massive solar flares. On the plus side, the #tanningmom can take a few days off...Right??
Updated 5 days ago via web
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Dead rappers Eazy E, OlDirty Bastard will appear via hologram hip hop festival. You can perform after you are dead! What happened to RIP?
Updated 5 days ago via web
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I’m supporting Food Revolution Day because like @jamieoliver I believe food education & cooking skills can help save lives #FRD2013
Updated 5 days ago via WhoSay
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Extraordinary layout @wmagazine_com featuring Tilda Swinton and brilliant team, Tim Walker, Jacob J, Julian d'Ys, Stephane Marais. Surreal.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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.@TimGun excited for @NYRP Spring Picnic? I know I am!
Updated 5 days ago via WhoSay
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My husband's show of paintings; check it out... http://t.co/PGJL6WKX2S
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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#Cannes hit by $1million jewelry heist. All jewelry is real; only the boobs are fake. Those thieves are pikers; they should become bankers.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Yikes. O. J. I am not ready.
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Red Beans and Ricely yours, the great @louisarmstrong signed off on his voluminous correspondence. What he lived to tell, play and sing.
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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The IRS overtaxing The Tea Party? I never thought I'd say this to the IRS - THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR DENYING 501C-4 to any group who hates!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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@JohnStamos @TheBeachBoys DID I MISS YOU AT THE OPENING NIGHT PARTY?? BETTE
Updated 6 days ago via web
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BEFORE YOU ORDER THAT!! Think @Beyond_Plastic is a contest that upgrades the notion of a throw-away society. http://t.co/N7EfbkzZWV
Updated 6 days ago via web
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Free, family-friendly outdoor fun in NYC: @NYRP's Harlem River Festival in Sherman Creek Park on June 8: http://t.co/WGGjPfnuUJ
Updated 6 days ago via WhoSay
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IRS commissioner is out in wake of scandal. Note he was a temp, as the Senate refused to confirm a candidate when the Bush guy stepped down.
Updated 6 days ago via web
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@oceanconservancy reports: one cleanup day over 2 million cigarette butts found on beach, in ocean. Must be ours, fish too smart to smoke.
Updated 6 days ago via web
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Why don't they change the name of US Weekly to the Jennifer Garner Catalogue?
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Have you seen the new @MillionTreesNYC site? Almost 740K trees in the ground! http://t.co/A1KA0PT2hI
Updated 7 days ago via WhoSay
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My husband's show of new works on paper is currently at 2 W. 123rd St. Between Lenox and Mt Morris Park Thurs.-Sat. You are all invited!
Updated 7 days ago via web
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Martha Stewart is on http://t.co/i3NQvZQN9l. And if anyone knows how to match, it's Martha.
Updated 7 days ago via web
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Barbara Walters announces her retirement a year in advance. What a career she's had! I wish I knew what I was doing a year in advance!
Updated 7 days ago via web
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Will & Jada Smith's 15 yr old son Jaden wants legal emancipation. I guess top billing wasn't enough.
Updated 7 days ago via web
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.@NYRP Annual Picnic on 5/30. Me & @jewdygold begging rich people for money to plant trees...it's funnier than it sounds.
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Last weekend for spring tree giveaways – New Yorkers, pick up your free tree from @NYRP in Brooklyn & Queens. http://t.co/ng57dZDuJO
Updated 8 days ago via WhoSay
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But when is the IRS going to investigate GE and all the other corporations who get away with paying ZERO taxes???
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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#UN says we can solve world hunger by eating insects. What kind of wine goes with grasshopper?
Updated 8 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I LOVE THE IRS!!! HOW CAN A POLITICAL ORGANIZATION BE CALLED A NON-PROFIT THAT PROMOTES GENERAL WELFARE??
Updated 9 days ago via web
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33 people murdered by guns today. RIP. Yes, we failed you. Big time.
Updated 9 days ago via web
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Did the Supreme Court ever see this? The Seeds Of Suicide: How Monsanto Destroys Farming | Global ... http://t.co/ZaPxaE7nJC
Updated 9 days ago via web
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read last paragraph. Deadly. Supreme Court rules for Monsanto in Indiana farmer's GM seeds case http://t.co/HTkKM97Ftd via @guardian
Updated 9 days ago via Tweet Button
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For those of you who follow me and loooove Mother Nature as I do, all contributions are welcomed and acknowledged @ http://t.co/xAYgFGLdJm.
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Tickets still available for my non-profit @NYRP Spring Picnic May 30; at Gracie Mansion here in NYC! Great food, good music, and ME!!
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Parade of idiots: teens using Facebook and Twitter to declare love for Boston murderer of 3 and maimer of 264. He'd kill 'em if he could.
Updated 9 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Brooklyn police bust rooftop grow operation … of heirloom tomatoes http://t.co/2cRH66cNyF via @grist
Updated 10 days ago via Tweet Button
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Why? Why not? “@brainpickings: How to write letters – wonderful 1876 guide to the lost art of epistolary etiquette http://t.co/icSfpEutyF
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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An old illustration for some mothers.... http://t.co/jJrYApCIwR
Updated 10 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Hezbollah and al Qaeda may go to war with each other. And the bad news is: my bunion is acting up...
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Timelapse of earth’s changing surface over 30 years is stunning; should scare the crap out of all of us: Check it out http://t.co/VWL6RgI29x
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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I confess, I saw the pictures of Prince Harry the last time he was in Las Vegas. His nickname is Carrot Bottom...
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Came to Grand Central to see the historic train exhibition; jammed wall to wall. People LOVE trains! And train stations. Give us back Penn!
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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My daughter made these for Mother's Day! http://t.co/Dhmg69d71K
Updated 10 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Happy Mother's Day to everyone! Right now I am one happy Mother!!
Updated 10 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Come see my husband's show, Thurs.-Sat. 1pm to 5pm @ 2 W. 123rd. Bet Lenox & Mt Morris Park. New works on paper.
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Batten down the hatches. Bad weather is going to get worse. Why as a species do we decide against doing what we know is right? MONEY.
Updated 11 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Looks like this is it. Thank you climate-deniers and other idiots. http://t.co/XnW8NoEYwq
Updated 11 days ago via Safari on iOS
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Friday night @illeatyoulast great crowd! Had a blast! Can't wait to do it again and again and again and again and again...
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Just heard producers of @illeatyoulast have pulled free tickets to Tony voters! Hilarious!! Brother, B'way types are tough! Sue approves.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Prince Harry is here visiting the US. I didn’t recognize him with his clothes on.
Updated 12 days ago via web
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#NRA CONVENTION featured a gun bra. A bra with a gun holster. How do you access it? Say: "Wait a sec while I unbutton my blouse?"
Updated 12 days ago via web
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. @ProjectRunway contestants voted me Best Judge this season...yes, being judgmental is what I do best. And most.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Grover, if you purchase my shocking pink jumpsuit, please send me a picture. I've never seen a man in it... NOT!! http://t.co/FgcVA52tYT
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Koch-Linked Women's Group Takes Credit for Mark Sanford's Win http://t.co/GlPgZcMvGH via @motherjones
Updated 13 days ago via Tweet Button
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WTF!! Of the men who kept the three girls captive for 10 YEARS, only one is charged! What's going on in Cleveland? They are all guilty!
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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78,000 people have asked to be taken on a Dutch company's one way voyage to Mars. One way! what happens if they lose your luggage?
Updated 13 days ago via web
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Recent read: Louis Armstrong autobiography of his young life in NOLA. Riveting. Only his youngest years, until he left for Chicago...Whew!!
Updated 13 days ago via web
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Kauai, Connecticut... http://t.co/af0RAjIbZY
Updated 13 days ago via Camera on iOS
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Spring comes to Upstate NY! http://t.co/CMZG5IPK5C
Updated 13 days ago via Photos on iOS
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Hard to believe that the lying, cheating former Gov is the best SC could come up with to send to Congress. He should feel right at home.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Actor who was voice of Charlie Brown in the animated tv specials pleads guilty to stalking. Good grief!
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Al Sharpton applauds Christie's lap-band surgery, but mentioned that he lost 100lbs naturally. To which Christie responded, "Al who?"
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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.@wheatbelly: consider this book; it points out we never had these bellies until we began to consume this grain that the body can't digest.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Genetic modification of WHEAT at the end of the 20th Century is one of the causes of the huge increase of obesity and inflammatory diseases.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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I'm auctioning off a lot of my past. Costumes, awards, and trashy boyfriends. Check it out!! http://t.co/FgcVA52tYT
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Head of USAF Sexual Assault Unit Lt Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski busted for sexual assault. With that record, he could run for office.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Three girls trapped in a basement for years and the top story is Chris Christie's lap-band surgery. God, I love America.
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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"Better to have slept Carefree than to keep vain watch Through the passing night, til I saw the lonely moon traverse her descending path"
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Come enjoy the great outdoors in #fttryonpark, one of NYC's best kept secrets, and when you're there, lunch or dinner @NewLeafCafeSTL. YUM.
Updated 15 days ago via web
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.@harryreid says he's working the senate and getting more votes for background checks. Give em hell Harry!
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Okay! You know Spring is here when I host @NYRP's Spring Picnic! Great food, Gracie Mansion. NY at its most magnificent! Tickets online..
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Seeing all these "Is College Worth it? articles lately. College is worth it, insane student debt policies aren't! Give the kids a break!!
Updated 16 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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After the show, I watched the @RWitherspoon dashcam video. Reese, NEVER NEVER SAY "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM " in this situation!
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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.@NRA Speaker Rob Pincus Says to Keep Gun Safes In Kids' Bedrooms. NRA Speaker Pincus is an idiot. NRA stands for No Reasoning Allowed.
Updated 17 days ago via Twitter for iPad
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Is anyone looking forward to tomato season as much as I am?? don't answer that.
Updated 17 days ago via web
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"We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the sidelines and cheer..."
Updated 17 days ago via web
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And this one is fantastic, too. Urban Gardening: An Appleseed With Attitude http://t.co/4heWXRx2Cl
Updated 17 days ago via Tweet Button
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This is such great news... In the Book Bag, More Garden Tools http://t.co/qf5g7Ns9lL
Updated 17 days ago via Tweet Button
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There is no such thing as an out of work hairdresser.
Updated 18 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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