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I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot. | 1,049,204 Fans ON FIRE! Chance of Friendship: Dream On! 0.3 Tweets Per Day (TPD) 3948% Reply Rate 3951.5% Link Posting Location: Los Angeles, CA + Map |  @azizansari Official Site | |
Here's part 1 of my Jimmy Fallon interview. I discuss dating and staying out til 4am: http://t.co/ghjArbjsMp
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I'm on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight. That's all. Bye.
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Really need to text with Harris more often. http://t.co/0yu14k3xt4
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I might be the only person in America that's seeing Before Midnight and Fast 6 back to back next weekend. Two of my fav franchises.
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LONDON: Ok my show at the Hammersmith Apollo on June 15th is finally on sale. Get tickets here: http://t.co/L2LfSQpRVq
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Sure its been tweeted a bunch today, but Saul Bass title sequence to VERTIGO is too dope: https://t.co/jjTn8Rz164
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OMAHA, CLEVELAND, ALBANY, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Tickets onsale for my standup dates here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #SorryIfIrrelevant
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My friend @amyschumer's show #InsideAmySchumer is on at 1030 tonight on Comedy Central. Watch it!!
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LONDON: Official. Tickets on sale May 9th at 9am for my gig on June 15: http://t.co/5X2ePNtpD9 #CorrectedLink #CorrectedDates #
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YEAH. God damnit. I just can't get anything right... “@texasF0REVER: @azizansari do you mean 9/5?”
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LONDON: Sorry. They told me tix on sale on today. Dunno what happened. Apparently it's on sale on 5/9 at 9am. Here: http://t.co/jqnAtdFhWA
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LONDON: I'm performing at the Hammersmith Apollo on 6/15. Tickets on sale tomorrow at 9AM: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF
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Happy Birthday to my Dad! http://t.co/95ndwzkvWa
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Kinda bummed I've never been approached about making my own line of headphones.
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HOUSTON: Sorry, tickets are on sale NOW for my show on 5/30. Go get em here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #GodDamnISuckatTwitter #Sorry
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Iron Man 3 looks cool! #NowYouCantSayIJustTweetAboutTourDates
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HOUSTON: New tour date. 5/30 at Bayou Music Center. Tickets on sale tomorrow at noon: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #SorryForAllTheTourTweets
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VEGAS, PHOENIX, SALT LAKE CITY: Still some tickets available for my shows this weekend: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF. #SorryIfThisisIrrelevant
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Shit, sorry. Parks season finale is tonight at 930/830c. I got the time wrong. I stink at Twitter.
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Parks and Rec season finale airs tonight at 830/730c, right after Perfect Strangers.
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Oh yeah, back in SC, I took some dance classes. (I'm back row, 2nd from the left) http://t.co/Kxf5hKZBWE
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For those asking, the show at Third Man in Nashville is ALL AGES. Come early to make sure you get in though.
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NASHVILLE: If you want to hear me work on some new jokes, come to Third Man Records tonight. Doors at 11. Show at Midnight. FREE!
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First, the NBA has a 14 year old player with Calvin Cambridge and now Jason Collins. Amazing. #Inspired
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"HEY DON'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THE NBA ON TWITTER TODAY. PLEASE!!!" - PR teams to their homophobic clients
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Actually, I'm just gonna nap. Forget my
previous tweet. #SorryTwitterville
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Riding back from Boston with comedy's @toddbarry, if anyone has any questions for Todd, hit me, I'll ask him and report back...
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Wow. @toddbarry requesting a SECOND pee stop on the 3 hour drive from NY to Boston.
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New Parks tonight #ReallyPhoningitInonTweets
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BOSTON: I'm doing a benefit show for the marathon victims on Sunday. Tickets on sale tomorrow at noon. http://t.co/J0QYRWb45u
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"I want something tasty but not too heavy." "How about some hummus?" "Ooooh! Good call. Thanks." #1800WhatShouldIEat
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Can someone make an 800 # for me to call and talk to someone about what I should eat for meals/snacks? (cc @ChelseaVPeretti)
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Tig Notaro was really funny on Conan: http://t.co/gcnxoEfdAr
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South Asians - we need to step up bone marrow donation. Help save lives by taking 5 secs to swab your cheek: http://t.co/XmW4KsHzT9
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If you aren't watching the surprise Coachella mainstage performance, holy shit, check it out now: http://t.co/ezQevivWR7
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One of my favorite Coachella moments ever: http://t.co/ezQevivWR7
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Me, 2Chainz, Pusha T, black dude in TNGHT #DarkSkinnedMinoritiesatCoachella
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Can anyone confirm the rumored Daft Punk show at the Palm Springs Chuck E Cheese? #Coachella
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Stone Roses? Blur? I'M BOUT TO GET MY 42 ON SAHN!!! #42Chella
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Instead of going to Coachella, I'm about to go see 42 seven times this weekend, who wit me!!!!?
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SALT LAKE CITY: I'm doing standup in your city on 5/7. Get tickets here: http://t.co/sLtdUQdhKz
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Whomever came up with these type of plane pillows - congrats. This is THE shittiest product thats ever… http://t.co/0ik7eiFOqw
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@questlove ALREADY GOTTA A GUY THERE MAN. DON'T MAKE THIS TURN OUT LIKE THAT COSBY SHOW EPISODE!!
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MY "OH BRUDDER" IMPROV MADE IT INTO PARKS! (cc @ChelseaVPeretti, @davidcho, @SouthCackNeez) #OhBrudder #OB2013
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Parks is new tonight! Watch it at 830/730c. No clue if Franklin and Bash is new or repeat.
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Thanks, Advil for inviting me to perform for 100 amazing Sandy relief volunteers after the @BrooklynNets game #ReliefinAction
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I’ll be on @theviewtv this morning to talk about what I am doing with Advil for some Sandy relief volunteers tonight #ReliefinAction
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West Virginia: Shows in Morgantown tonight. Some
tix left for 930: http://t.co/lcJy0O8yh5 #LateNoticeIKnow
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"This is the End" Red Band Trailer: http://t.co/gdtjCOGwCU
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Whoa! Jack Bauer vs Ron Swanson!! http://t.co/st3DZkKgsx
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Also DC folks there's a few tickets left for the final of my 4 shows at DAR Constitution Hall. Saturday 10pm: http://t.co/76AcsrRQuN
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Touring in some small towns soon. You know what that means. GI JOE RETALIATION, YOU ABOUT TO GET WATCHED.
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Really bummed "Pathetic Little Fat Man" didn't make it on the new Bowie album
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No I read em sometimes. #NotReally #NoIDo #NotReally #NoIDoSometimes
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Hey quick favor, if you have good photos of me on stage during my Buried Alive tour, can you tweet at me with #AzizBuriedAlivePics?
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I'm doing a "TwitterView" tomorrow w/@KristaSmith from @VanityFair, send in questions now to #AskAziz to be answered tomorrow at 11am PST.
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The most handsome, picture perfect smile ever captured of a man on a jetpack, courtesy of @RobLowe: http://t.co/q7OTcLFvTJ
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How badass is the Unsolved Mysteries theme song? Shoutout to Black Lips for playing it as outro last night.
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Really dope early Smiths rehearsal tape (Pablo Cuckoo Tape): http://t.co/VfceTM8HG1
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After the gas station episode, Nathan for You is now my favorite comedy on TV. Please watch this show: http://t.co/WUCtTdmVER
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Hey! I play Mub in the new animated movie EPIC. Watch the trailer here: http://t.co/esEx2rS7IZ http://t.co/8620SNpEpk
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Regram. Vintage shot of young Darwish and Harris goin ham on some trikes. http://t.co/ZFprRtpO6d
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Can't wait to watch Enlightened heard its SO GOOD. Just been too busy to watch ---- OH FUCK, WHAT!? IT'S CANCELLED? DAMN HBO HOLD UP A SEC!
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PHILLY: Just added a 2nd Buried Alive show. If you missed the show last year, we're filming this for a special. Come: http://t.co/J1qR2EOqgL
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When doing press for Game of Thrones, the cast really needs to stay dressed in character. Shit fucks with my head too much.
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I've found 95% of the time when people say "Aziz is a dick in real life" they've just run into a confused Indian man with a beard.
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PHILLY: If you missed my Buried Alive shows last year, I'm comin back 4/10 & filming it for a special. Tix here: http://t.co/J1qR2EOqgL
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New Parks tonight at 830/730c w/Jean Ralphio's
sister AND Jason Schwartzman. Watch!
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Just heard director Terence Malick only takes dick pics during the magic hour.
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Feeling good about my chances to be new Pope. My agents said I should hear something today...
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
Fellow Food Club Captain/all around great guy @ericwareheim directed an awesome video for Beach House. Watch: http://t.co/U0g4OeIK5i
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I also made this Marc Vetri Braised Monkfish recipe recently that was amazing. Really going niche here with these tweets. Sorry.
Updated 76 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
Do you any of you guys cook? I made this today, was dope. Shoutout to monkfish: http://t.co/GOsmBo3uAL
Updated 76 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
WATCH: Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Nathan for You: http://t.co/H1Ou3XKZJJ. Catch the show tonight at 1030 on Comedy Central.
Updated 76 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
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New Spring Buried Alive tour dates: Phoenix, San Diego, Dallas, Boulder & more! Go to http://t.co/wemyfXNANF for tix.
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
New Spring Buried Alive tour dates on sale: DC, Richmond, Cleveland, Albany, Minneapolis & more! Go to http://t.co/wemyfXNANF for tix.
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
Vivian Girls - Girl Don't Tell Me (Beach Boys Cover): http://t.co/fIGocoAAOR
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I'm doing shows in Pittsburgh, Red Bank, NJ, and Richmond, VA. Tickets on sale now: http://t.co/NuqMpVpExH
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at http://azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm a guest on @anthonyjeselnik's new show The Jeselnik Offensive tonight at 1030 on Comedy Central with @amyschumer. WATCH THAT SHIT.
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Preach. “@SouthCackNeez: Putting one in the air for the greatest fictional President of all time David Palmer #PRESIDENTSDAY”
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Is there any place to get Martin's Potato Rolls in LA? #OnlyAcceptableBurgerBun
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Hey everyone on twitter, let's retire our usernames because nothing beats BRANDONKADONK. #GreatestThingIveEverHeard
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BRANDONKADONK? “@alexa_eyring: What about that badonkadonk dough “@thelonelyisland: Jorm is back on Girls tonight” @brandonkadonk das you”
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What about that badonkadonk dough “@thelonelyisland: Jorm is back on Girls tonight! #boothjonathan #”
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As a Parks castmember and longtime Glaser fan, I am biased, but Jeremy Jamm might be the best TV villain since Gus Fring.
Updated 94 days ago via web Permalink
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RT @HarrisRules13: Pretty pathetic when a grocery store doesn't have Reese's Puffs #SMH
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Apologies. Was unaware that my Fast 7 tweet was of a spoiler nature. Deleted. Sorry for those 4 minutes of potential spoilage internet.
Updated 96 days ago via web Permalink
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DC: I added a third show at Constitution Hall. Tickets on sale now: http://t.co/SeFQnrwG
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I've realized I watch the Key and Peele Liam Neesons sketch every day and it is my favorite thing: http://t.co/o295Co3t
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Parks and Rec is on now east coast, sorry I'm late. West coast you got 3 hours. Central time, I dunno 2 hours?
Updated 97 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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If you find love frustrating because of text messaging & other modern nonsense - read my @TheAVClub piece: http://t.co/nCCYAYqW #HappyVDay
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so true “@WINTERCHECK: lol at retaining nelly lyrics in lieu of basic math and geography etc”
Updated 98 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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🐶 “@ChelseaVPeretti: What if a puppy knocked on your door right now”
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READ THIS: @TheAVClub interviewed me about LOVE. It gets kind of dark but I hope you enjoy it: http://t.co/3gqOfHti
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YES!!! “@JoeMande: PLEASE SIGN MY WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO MAKE FEBRUARY 11th NATIONAL 'HITCH' DAY: http://t.co/V5PHIYMA”
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LA: Get free tix to a taping of Comedy Central's The Jeselnik Offensive" with me and @amyschumer here: http://t.co/LqQQei3O
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