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I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot. | 1,049,204 Fans ON FIRE! Chance of Friendship: Dream On! 1.7 Tweets Per Day (TPD) 658.6% Reply Rate 543.7% Link Posting Location: Los Angeles, CA + Map |  @azizansari Official Site | |
Here's a new clip from my Dangerously Delicious standup special. Its about wasting time on the internet. Watch: http://t.co/iiGWxZIM
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#NextLevelTravel #NoHandsDoubleSwivel #WatchOutExpertTravelerComingThrough http://t.co/BNeqeJnk
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Can you explain why you guys were so quiet? “@paulwalker47: @azizansari can you please explain what's going on here? http://t.co/FIccJ2Bl”
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Well done. “@NoobMike: @azizansari @therock @laurencoleslaw what's your favorite dis? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DIS IS! Jabroni.”
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
We all really need to say jabronis more. (cc: @TheRock) “@laurencoleslaw: @azizansari would hate the jabronis behind us”
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
So Fassbender is a young android version of Albert Brenneman “@DamonLindelof: It has Kevin James' DNA. RT Is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch?”
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
It's all good Twitterville. Parks and Rec is returning for Season 5! Still no word on Perfect Strangers though :(
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Need clarity here @DamonLindelof, is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch or just a film that takes place in the same universe as Hitch?
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
MONTREAL: Tickets on sale now for my shows at Just for Laughs in July. Buried Alive. All new material: http://t.co/0eK2686o
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
St Louis, where should we eat? Kansas City killed it - Oklahoma Joe's ribs and Stroud's fried ck & biscuits. #Tasty #TheFatsoTour
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Parks and Rec Season Finale tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Watch it. #SorryTooTiredtoCleverUpThisPlug
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Also, only because always ask - none of the material on my Buried Alive tour is from the Dangerously Delicious special I put out online.
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CINCINNATI: presale 10AM tomorrow for 6/9 show. Tix: http://t.co/QlBm3r3B. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM: http://t.co/uTODiAdv
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CHARLOTTE: presale NOW for 6/7 show. Tix: http://t.co/ISa6SUvA. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM. Tix: http://t.co/qLc8tRQ8
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Thanks for Tokyo trip @GQMagazine. Just had lunch w/@davidchang & @lcdsoundsystem. We're thinking Spain next? Thoughts? http://t.co/4dXDYWIf
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Why has no one made a Game of Thrones YouTube video dubbing in Chris Finch dialogue??? Internet come on!!!
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AMAZING! “@jwoliner: HOLY SHIT i was right!! LEAKED FINAL PAGE OF MAD MEN FINALE SCRIPT: http://t.co/kNqWbIwN”
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NO! Buried Alive is a NEW hour “@JSondermann: @azizansari is Dangerously Delicious same routine that I'm going to see in stl this Friday?”
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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The shorter, bleeped TV version airs 5/20 on Comedy Central. OR get it now (uncensored, unedited, no ads) for $5 at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5.
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Here's an update on my standup special Dangerously Delicious which I released online for $5 at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5: http://t.co/lSAqD3WT
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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Alicia Keys and Seth Herzog at the Met Ball http://t.co/BaeevWln
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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Welcome the lovely @iamrashidajones to Twitterville y'all. She'll be tweeting about our adventures at the Met Ball tonight.
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I was a guest on Anderson Cooper's show Anderson, but decided to send an Aziz Look a Like out instead: http://t.co/Hq3q0WNc
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Despite rumors I am NOT DJing at the Jimmy John's in Chicago from 3-4am tonight.
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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DR OCTAGON #TheresaHorseintheHospital
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Yes!!! “RT @beardfoundation: Winner Humor: @brettmartin GQ, The Hangover Part III #jbfa @davidchang @azizansari @lcdsoundsystem"
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Who wore it best? http://t.co/AcoKhtOF
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ATL: First show sold out, so we added a late show on 6/20. ALL NEW MATERIAL. Tickets here: http://t.co/brUljnPM
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Sly just flew a plane into a bridge. Can’t conceive how this is good for the Expendables. #ProbsWhyImNotAnExpendable #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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azizansari
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Arnold just ripped the door off a Smart Car!!! “My foot is bigger than this car!” #Awesome #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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azizansari
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Whoa. They’re in a tank that says “Bad Attitude” on the side!! I wrote the same thing on the side of my Kia Sportage. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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“Track em, find em, kill ‘em.” - Stallone explains the plan & driving force of the 2nd & 3rd act of the film. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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Oh snap. Guess who else is expendable this go round - CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD!! #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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The trailer just informed me that in this sequel “EVERYONE IS EXPENDABLE!!” #HighStakesYall #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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Van Damme is the bad guy! OH FUCK!!!! He’s trying to obtain 5 tons of plutonium. This can NOT be good… #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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JET LI! MOTORCYCLE! EXPLOSION! BRUCE WILLIS! HELICOPTER! EXPLOSION! TANKS! MORE EXPLOSIONS! #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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#Montage: Cameo followed by crazy explosion, followed by vehicle that is either exploding or en route to exploding. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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“I now pronounce you man and KNIFE…” - Statham about to stab newlyweds y’all. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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The trailer just flashed its first trailer tag line “TIME. TO. RELOAD.” #FuckYeahItsTimetoReload #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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OH SHIT! Expendables are coming in on a MOTHERFUCKING ZIP LINE!! #ClassicAlready #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet
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Bored on a flight to Madison so think that means its time to LIVE TWEET MY REACTION TO THE EXPENDABLES 2 TRAILER: http://t.co/saczvJBs
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Watch a new Parks and Rec tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Paul Rudd is back and... BURT MACKLIN IN THE MIX!
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
In honor of the PopChips scandal, let's all watch Short Circuit 2 today & have our heads explode. #IndianGuyisActuallyFisherStevens
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
In light of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips scandal, I feel obliged to confess that in my AmEx spots I am also wearing brown face.
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
London! Go see this man! “@hannibalburess: Just got to London. Run at Soho Theatre starts tonight. Tickets here http://t.co/nH1JyJwh”
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azizansari
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
See Five Year Engagement this weekend. Ton of hilarious people involved including @prattprattpratt aka aka Chris Pratt! Go!
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ATLANTIC CITY: Two more Buried Alive shows added on 7/14. ALL NEW MATERIAL. Tickets here: http://t.co/D0LJzsk6
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Photos (http://t.co/zgEIdV66) and nice review (http://t.co/sd2tCJUC) of Buried Alive show in Austin with @ChelseaVPeretti.
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New Parks and Rec tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Amy wrote & directed. Also Brad Leland AKA BUDDY GARRITY guest stars with a bolo tie!
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Subtle shoutout to @ChelseaVPeretti “@CHETHAZE: I got some bad women following me.”
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OH SHIT! Bruce Willis and The Rock just took off in a tank, the tank jumped in the air and shot missiles! YES! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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Swords! Rock climbing! Ninjas! This shit is nuts y'allllll!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
azizansari
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
WHOA! A motorcycle just turned into missile!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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"I'll take two cases of twin mints and a box of chuckalunks" - Bruce Willis. Don't understand, but I'm in! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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WHAT?! BRUCE WILLIS IS THE ORIGINAL JOE!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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GI JOES ARE NO MORE!! WHAAAAAAT!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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WHAT?!! The President is the bad guy!! THE ROCK vs. THE PRESIDENT!! YES!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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FUCK YEAH! THE ROCK!!! OH NOOO!! CHANNNNINNNG TATUM'S CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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OH SHIT! ELECTRONIC BEES IN THE MIX!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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I'm now going to live tweet my reaction to the new GI:Joe Retaliation 2 trailer: http://t.co/zGqCTTDi #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet
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Happy to announce @ChelseaVPeretti & I just finished the poster for our Think Like a Man reboot! Check it: http://t.co/yYT28p9c
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Can't talk. Just took a date out for sushi and having crazy allergic rxn! “@JoeMande: @azizansari TBS is playing Hitch again right now!”
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YO TWITTER, LETS ALL EASE UP ON THINK LIKE A MAN SPOILERS. NOT EVERYBODY ABLE TO SEE IT OPENIN WKEND
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.@ChelseaVPeretti and I givin Downton Abbey a try on ride up to Asheville for show at Thomas Wolfe. #JulianFellowesWhaddup
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
#BuriedAliveTourFoodUpdate: Catbird Seat. Nashville. This was very tasty: http://t.co/WvITcx2Q
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
OH SHIT MY CHIMPANZEE DOCUMENTARY IS KILLING IT AT THE BOX OFFICE Y'ALL #WasntInvolvedButHopeSomeoneSomewhereisThatPumped
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Dude across from me on flight to Nashville just took the #3 spot on my Top Ponytails of All Time list.
Updated 26 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Doing standup in Asheville & Nashville this wkend. @ChelseaVPeretti opening. Some sick soulpatches on this flight to Nashville btw.
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
"Yo. Where u! We got a magician here!" #GreatestTxtIveEverSent
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Parks and Rec is finally back tonight at 930 on NBC. #SorryHadtheWrongTimeintheLastTweet
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Here's a NEW clip from my new standup special. It's called Texting with Girls. Watch it: http://t.co/766K7bZM
Updated 29 days ago via web Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm gonna be on The View and Anderson today. If you are watching and see an Indian man that looks like me, rest assured, its me.
Updated 30 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Go see this NYC! One of the best. “@hannibalburess: NYC: I'm headlining Caroline's this weekend: http://t.co/E7cOzlpq”
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Everyone. Watch the season premiere of Eagleheart tonight at midnight on Adult Swim. So so funny.
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
You should go get @JimGaffigan's new standup special #MrUniverse for $5 at http://t.co/ia4D8BQB
Updated 36 days ago via web Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I really think rappers should start adjusting headphone levels before starting to record their verses.
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Nm. Twins Reboot recast. Me & @TheRock. RT if you onboard. #TwinsReloaded #TeamBringIt #HereWeGoAgain #MoreLikeHereWeDiscoverWereTwinsAgain
Updated 37 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Twins reboot. Me and Kevin James. RT if you're in. #TwinsReloaded
Updated 37 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Watch a new preview from my standup special. 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is: http://t.co/rbJlXyQ4 RT Pls
Updated 37 days ago via web Permalink
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I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
ASHEVILLE, NC: I'm going to be doing standup in your city on 4/21. All new material. Come see it. Tickets here: http://t.co/yhOomg0H
Updated 37 days ago via web Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm doing a FREE standup show in the city with the most Facebook Likes on this page: http://t.co/YFsv8ycf (Ends TONIGHT at midnight est)
Updated 38 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
FUCK YEAH! “@GameOfThrones: Anyone hunting for Dragon Eggs today? Here's how to make your own: http://t.co/Odqz1bO8 (via: @IHOGeek)”
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Aziz Look a Like shut down by the Parks Dept! Putting in a call to Ron Swanson. http://t.co/zJgDx8Hl
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Done. Aziz LookaLike will be there at 4. Selling special & taking pics near end of line. “@AJK_AJK: Shake Shack in Madison Square Park."
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Where should Aziz Look a Like go next? Name a spot in NYC. We'll send him over.
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
For those asking, you can only buy my new special from the Aziz Look a Like in NYC or http://t.co/d0gNHVi5. $5. http://t.co/RRK59iQs
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Hahahah nope! Look a Like! “@bobkanavel: Think I just seen Tommy Timberlake @azizansari in NYC in the sickest suit. #chickichickparmparm”
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Aziz Look a Like currently selling the special on the NE corner of Broadway & Prince. Go say hi & grab it! http://t.co/zR3mmcdq
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I hired an Aziz Look a Like to sell my new special on the streets of NYC. Let me know if you see him! http://t.co/D6ICXerf
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azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
If I ever run into the kid that plays that prick Joffrey on Game of Thrones, I'm sorry - I'm beating the shit out of him.
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
Watch Conan tonight at 11 on TBS. I tell a funny story or two. #SorryforLateNoticeEastCoast #WatchNowifYouThere
Updated 41 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm doing a FREE standup show in the city with the most Facebook Likes on this page: http://t.co/YFsv8ycf (Ends Sunday, so go!)
Updated 41 days ago via web Permalink
azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
This was very fun: @Grantland33 presents "Dinner with Aziz Ansari" by @danielkellison: http://t.co/TgGxqsCQ
Updated 41 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Fuck. Well some shit just got spoiled by some ding dongs. Thanks for ruining my viewing experience dicks!!!!!!!!!!!
Updated 41 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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KHAL DRAGO! #FinallyWatchingGameofThrones
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