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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Introducing Twitter Cologne, it stinks likes jealousy, insecurity, desperation and ego. mmm
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I want a girl that makes me earn it. If someone just handed Indiana Jones The Holy Grail 3 minutes into the movie, it would have sucked
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Attention underage twitter hos: FALL BACK, yall are like snake poison.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Fuck my name,.......who I beeeee. Fuck tha gameeeee, it's all about the monaeyeyyeyee - ODB
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
ya mommas got a 90 jiggawatt vibrator and her monthly power bill is $46,000
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
This girl I know was wasted last night, she ate corn & it was stuck in her teeth. I convinced her to rub honey on her teeth to get it out ha
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Oh MY GOD, What has gotten into me, I spit on a curb and crossed when the light was red. #STREETCRED
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
You can get famous from YouTube (just look at me!). Here’s how:
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
You can't always immediately do what you love for a living, force yourself to do something you love in your off time, it gets you through it
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
10 hours dedicated to work, then I would go straight to a sketch comedy writing class or an Improv class at UCB, no matter how tired i was
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Even though 55 hour work weeks are not fair, the best thing I did for myself was to pursue something I loved doing on my brief off time
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Now I have a bunch of free time to go crazy, force myself to be motivated, try to not drink too much, make myself crazy with my thoughts
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My schedule isn't nearly as rough any more but life is more complicated now, my mind used to be occupied every day.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I feel yall, I used to wake up at 6:30, then an hour train ride to Manhattan (2hrs round trip), then walk 10 blocks. It's rough
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I respect all of the hard workers but no one should be forced to wake up before 9am in this world....EVER
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
sponsored http://t.co/7QYEqNIo What are your buddies up to tonight? Figure it out with POWOW Messenger for Android. Download now #powwowtext
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My final though is a good one, we can't stick together on just that one because the other ones in the business have to be with us at once
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
If you really think about it you have to understand the basics of that because bringing it back to what we talked about yesterday
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
If its not there dont make it happen ok cuz then if its forced it wont be the same way tomorrow when ur doing it for the final thing
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My bad, Tiny Chat https://t.co/IbsWClXh I didnt have access to kick peoples asses and play vids in the other one
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm in a group video chat - Click to watch or join: http://t.co/7Ed68dVo
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm in a group video chat - Click to watch or join: http://t.co/WfEX0mPE
Updated about 22 hours ago via Tinychat Connector Permalink
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Send stacks to jmaxalbert@gmail.com then I play ball. HAHAHAHHA MUAHHAHAHA #TAKEOVER
Updated about 22 hours ago via web Permalink
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Watching The Finder, finally a show that doesn't only have to do with murder
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
HAHAH 2:43 DAD REPLAY THE BEAT http://t.co/oaLrRloJ
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Ok 1 more follow for the name of a cretan legal moonshine that is made from grape skins. There are two names, I want the longer one.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm gonna follow back the first THREE amazingly smart wizards that can tell me what NOUGAT is made of
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm gonna take some twitter hos to Quiznos with my gift cards, don't worry, I always share the wealth hahaha
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
People mad at me because quiznos wants to send me gift certificates cuz i mentioned them in a tweet haha, I can't do anything right
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
DONT TALK TO MY SISTER THAT WAY, SHE'S ONLY 11! RT @ActionBronson Come here girl u got a Blow Job Face.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
THIS friday May 18th we will be putting out the first @ThreeLoco music video, the song is called NEATO. RT!
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Funny, if a white boy had the line "I check cheddar like a food inspector" it would be corny as fuck, but it's "cool" when Jay-Z spits it
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
UNDERPANTS.................... .............................. GIRLS UNDERPANTS
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Not bringing my show back but I'm going to start doing a lot more comedy on youtube and if you bring ur mom to a live show, I'll finger her
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Ladies in the back, would you pussy pop for a klondike bar? *YEAH* All the fellas on the left would you pussy pop for a Klondike bar? *uhhm*
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
One time at band camp Jason Segal stuck a flute in my pussy....*and kids, that's how I met your mother*
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My tits are tough like a GI Joe, so momma Ei Ei uhhhhh ohhhh, what's poppin tonight?
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
it's ok beyonce I think you're cute too. I made out with so many girls, made out with every girl in the world - Krispy Kreme
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
yo @macmiller what do u think about Money Maker Mike rockin your shirt in the Krispy Kreme vid? http://t.co/0hWwOizs
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Please accept this youtube video as a serious question to all of my female followers http://t.co/B1qLcgVb
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
HOW DO U EXPECT PEOPLE TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY CATCH WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS EXISTS http://t.co/BYcWDw60
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Sorry girls I'm not taking any more marriage proposals over twitter, the only valid format will be real life & youtube video
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Everyone has poor unfunny friends that do horrible chinese accents and list off chinese restaurant menu items. :( it's ok
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
SWAG I JUST GOT A JOB AT HOT TOPIC SWAG I JUST DYED MY HAIR BABY BLUE SWAG I GOT 5 LIP PIERCINGS. OH MAN MILONAKIS 2.0 HAHAH
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
is dis gay to right a rap hook like dis "ILL SMACK U IN DA DICK SMACK U IN DA DICK< TRY TO TALK SLICK, ILL SMACK U IN DA DICK"
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My Tempurpedic mattress is the only thing that feels more like raw cookie dough than my belly> MMMMM IM GONNA EAT U IN MY SLEEP FAGTRESS
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Watch it for free http://t.co/QYEUy4N7 RT @daspigg
finished with the @AndyMilonakis show season one. Probably going to order the 2nd season
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
FUCK YOU RT @i_am_OTHER celebrates people who push society forward. The thinkers. The innovators. The outcasts.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Rich White Executives: hmmm how do we get rid of poor people but make them pay for it.....*ding ding ding* CHICKEN McNUGGETS
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Taco Bell is the evilest one of all, their taco meat is made up of ground mexicans and ketchup
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Carls Jr. = why don't I just put some alpo on a stale bun and injected it with AIDS blood.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Chic-fil-a's mascot would be a man with an X'd out rainbow for a head since they hate gays. Fuck u ur chicken is not that good, ok yes it is
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I would never kill myself but I would drink this cup of water *gulp gulp gulp gulp* ....*nothing happens* *fade to black*
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
In-N-Out is good but it doesn't have a mascot because religious people don't celebrate witch craft
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Jack from Jack In The Box is the worst fucking fast food figure ever. What a boring looking bitch. The Fry Guys will Merk ur boring ass
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Ronald McDonald got his dick sucked by The Hamburgler and he never paid up, that cheap jewish clown. That's why he's stealing hamburgers
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
. @XDannyXBrownX I thought you were the realest out right now, you may have met your match hah http://t.co/BYcWDw60
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Rich White Mom: "Ok, Rosalita, can you pick up Kelly from Soccer practice because I have enough money to make me not care about my daughter"
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Rich White People Fail ---->Saving Money. HAHAHAHHAH
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
If @RealWizKhalifa doesn't answer my DM, I'm gonna make sure he gets a random sherm joint hahahahahhaah.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I just jerked off to this 5 times http://t.co/hS2Ogv0Z
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Three Loco - Jump Rope http://t.co/r0eU5h5T For those that missed it
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I can't wait till Thursday....FUCK. We're gonna drop some straight hiphop on dem asses @ThreeLoco styleee
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
email jmaxalbert@gmail.com give him money and then we do things and then success
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
http://t.co/X41OJpIL THIS GUY WON THE INTERNETZZZ SORRY, ALL ONLINE BIZNESS WIL NOW GO THROUGH KRISPY KREME
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
All the girls that suck dick at least once a week, RT this
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Carry more heat than hell, I gotta commit sins, put two in your stomach like you bout to have twins. #GUNBARS
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
RAP GAME MICHAEL PHELPS, DOING 22 LAPS IN THE JACUZZI WHILE DOING BONG HITS WITH A DOMINICAN FLOOZY, THE BJ IS AUTOMATIC LIKE AN UZI
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Me & @SnoopDogg Mother's Day http://t.co/ubw7RMtY
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Put your mom in a back brace, slap my fat dick on her fat face. You rappers are cheesy and I'm winning the rat race
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Hello, my name is Metta World Peace and I'm an alcoholic
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Kitty love haha @kttydothedishes http://t.co/uhefrEB7
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Kitty love haha @kittydothedishes http://t.co/NaWXaTWS
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Aww, thanks baby. Love you always xoxo RT @MacMiller happy mothers day to the coolest mother in the world. i love u mom
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
@SarahKSilverman I like to scream RELAX into a baby's ears as loud as possible, have you ever seen a baby have a heart attack? It's so cute
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
My blunts are brown like Danny, I hit cunts like Manny. Knock out..aint talkin bout diamonds when I say I bring the rocks out #CRACKLIFE
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
When i mix all my weed, I call it Five-Spice, blowin non stop smoke like dry ice.
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
Your dad cleans his dick with a brillo pad. - Willow's Dad
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
YOUR MOM SUCKED THE HIBACHI CHEF AT BENIHANA'S DICK CUZ SHE WAS SUPER IMPRESSED BY THE ONION VOLCANO TRICK
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
YOUR FATHER FUCKED WARREN BEATTY WHILE HE WAS WHORIN IN THE 80'S, HE WAS A DRAG QUEEN NAMED SUCK-A-DICK TRACY
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AndyMilonakis
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
I'm clean & dope like heroin soap...for bookings or features email jmaxalbert@gmail.com
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