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Sylvester Stallone! Antonio Banderas! http://t.co/jlQF6hmu
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That pay phone seems like it's having problems - try this # instead: (718)374-9119.
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Got some time to kill at JFK - if you want to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this pay phone: (718)374-8448
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And... that's the end of the tour (for now)! Big thanks to everyone who came out to a show. More Alpocalypse tour dates to come!
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I love it when geeks transform into hipsters. "No no, now I'm a geek IRONICALLY."
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I always get a little grossed out whenever I see a Pepsi sphincter. http://t.co/Kz9BwqZf
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Oh, so THAT's where everything is. http://t.co/iIXqmJBk
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Isn't it annoying when people have no sense of personal space? http://t.co/atzkV15N
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Watch me go FACE TO FACE with Michael Cera and Morgan Freeman: http://t.co/XW4SczQE
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People in Albuquerque are so friendly! These guys even invited me to their meth lab! http://t.co/JHO64j9c
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I’m starting my tour tomorrow – am I coming anywhere near YOU?? http://t.co/fwjghBl5
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The cool thing about the song "Cinnamon Girl" is you can still play the solo even if you've only got one finger and one guitar string.
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Where can I find a vest like this? http://t.co/lbzCq2vo
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That’s PRESIDENT Yankovic to YOU! http://t.co/vyHVKtgl
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Bow-ling! Bow-ling! Bow-ling! Bow-ling! #MadMen #Nerdist http://t.co/VrrawoT7
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Spent the weekend camping in the desert, surrounded by natural beauty. But no Wi-Fi or 3G. #TheHORROR
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"Life is nothing but a series of tweetable moments" - René Descartes
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“Hey, what’s a good rhyme for ‘El Paso’? Oh wait, I’ve got it – ‘hassle’!” – Steve Miller Band brainstorming session
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Have you guys heard about all the amazing coincidences between the lives of president Abraham Lincoln and ‘90s MTV VJ Kennedy? #MindBlown
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Such sad news. RIP Dick Clark. http://t.co/wiE6JKvV
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You can't walk through hot lava, even if you're wearing ice cube shoes. #ThingsIveLearnedFromMyKid
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I’m thankful that to date Betty White has somehow managed to avoid the deadly Golden Girls curse.
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New episode of “Face to Face” is up NOW! Interviews with Uma Thurman & Nicolas Cage! http://t.co/ZeHz91sz #F2F
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Here's how to distinguish between them: A STALACTITE hangs down from the TOP of a cave. BON IVER is the 2012 Best New Artist GRAMMY winner.
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Hope you caught Andy Samberg's Weird Al impersonation on SNL last night! http://t.co/HQsVe7YV
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When I'm on my deathbed, I'll probably look back at my life and think, "I should have tweeted more."
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I wonder which new HuffPo article is getting more clicks... "North Korea Rocket Launch Plans" or "Miley Cyrus Flashes Major Side Boob"?
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Well, it's April 11 - you know what that means! Time to take down the Christmas tree!
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Roach Hotel California – roaches check out any time they like, but they can never leave! #RockMerch
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I’m not really sure which I should do first – check myself or wreck myself.
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Easter's just like any other day for me. I'm ALWAYS hiding brightly-colored hard-boiled eggs around the house.
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Reminder: Always paint a small swatch first to make sure you really love the color. http://t.co/HWAmWHwW
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Why would the airline be encouraging people to do this? http://t.co/eVVWYKko
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So nice of them to have a bathroom at the airport just for me. http://t.co/RhfD3VD4
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The first episode of my new web series “Face to Face” is up NOW! Interviews with Denzel Washington & Megan Fox! http://t.co/3WnlFoJt #F2F
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I wonder if actual fools feel empowered or patronized by April Fools Day?
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Hey, look! I've got a new show! http://t.co/b5xIIZvZ
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Oh man... I have NEVER gotten this lost at LAX before. http://t.co/4yKwKOtC
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I like to start every day by drinking a double espresso and punching a shark in the face.
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Kneeling on the floor in my underwear shouting "You don't get to HAVE this!" at my wife... doesn't work. #MadMen
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Kinda surprising - don't they usually save all the Oscar-bait movies till the end of the year? http://t.co/hoKFWMUK
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In case you missed me last night on 30 Rock, here's a little nightmare fuel for you. You're welcome. http://t.co/sNCw7h7m
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I will be appearing on 30 Rock this evening, and I have been instructed to inform you that VIEWING IS MANDATORY.
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Do you think this is okay to eat? http://t.co/rvHJMHBn
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Falling coconuts kill an estimated 150 people worldwide every year. Yet another reason to #AlwaysAlwaysAlwaysWearAHelmet
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New @funnyordie video w/ @brettgelman, @thomaslennon, @garfunkeloates, @aimeemann, @timheidecker, @jensenclan88 and ME! http://t.co/tcLCyzPN
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Oh hai, ironic smokehouse! http://t.co/AsM8VtLF
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Hmm, I’m really craving pizza, but I’m also kinda in the mood for some yams… wait, what’s this?? http://t.co/2kcQaWsJ
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RT @PassiveAggressiveJesus: REALLY, Doobie Brothers? Just “all right”??
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Looks like @elibraden beat me to the Daylight Savings Time joke... you win this time, Eli!
Updated 66 days ago via web Permalink
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I know it's really 10:45 in the morning, but I keep writing 9:45 in the morning on all my checks.
Updated 66 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Feast your eyes! RT @Galleries1988 And here is the entire @alyankovic career retrospective screenprint set revealed! http://t.co/VqqTvHml
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Feast your eyes! RT @Galleries1988 And here is the entire @alyankovic career retrospective screenprint set revealed!http://bit.ly/zkwOAY
Updated 70 days ago via web Permalink
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Well, I've made it to the finals, but it doesn't look like I'm going to win this Hair-Off. http://t.co/w8pSgRWE
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Life is so much sweeter in a Schlaaang! http://t.co/jLtSGC24
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Love looking at old pictures of L.A. Here's the corner of Pico and Western a few years ago: http://t.co/GLfqLMas
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More podcasty goodness! I’m on HDTGM this week. http://t.co/6NvLCUNB #Birdemic
Updated 78 days ago via web Permalink
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Oh, REAL LADY-LIKE, Angie. http://t.co/NEY77EPT
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Updated 79 days ago via web Permalink
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Congrats to Oscar winner @octaviaspencer! So glad the Academy is finally recognizing her career-defining work on AL-TV. http://t.co/lDo7kJ8R
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Only a few more hours till we'll know whether or not my Jack & Jill Write-In Vote Campaign was effective. #Oscars
Updated 80 days ago via web Permalink
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The devastating effects of Yodarosion: http://t.co/GahX7jxe
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Oh, the huge manatee!!! http://t.co/hu70ExzD
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Guess which show I'M gonna be on... http://t.co/82ODT9bU
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Whew... thought I lost this. Finally I can sleep again! http://t.co/MSASvfiB
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I don't know much about art, but I know I like Hitler in Carbonite. http://t.co/JfEDN04z
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Why do they not make urinal PIES? #CakeConspiracy
Updated 89 days ago via web Permalink
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@SteveMartinToGo Ah yes, the Golden Age of Twitter. Makes perfect sense now. I hereby rescind my unfollow directive!
Updated 90 days ago via web Permalink
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Spoiler Alert: Don’t follow @stevemartintogo if you want to be totally surprised while reading his next book of tweets!
Updated 90 days ago via web Permalink
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Happy Valentines Day! http://t.co/lHPoZdPR
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Celebrating 500 episodes! http://t.co/KwiMwt70
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At the Grammy after-party. Just formed a human pyramid with Adele and the guys from Radiohead. #NoPicsDidntHappen
Updated 93 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Hanging with Jorma, the sexiest third of @thelonelyisland. http://t.co/t0pAoKVw
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LL Cool J just made a quick exit after the Grammys - presumably to run to the store for some lip balm.
Updated 94 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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NO!! I'm taking YOUR picture!! http://t.co/bgw2d6fQ
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I'm still not sure... is this my keyboard player, or Pat Smear? http://t.co/2kg4Ht8K
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.@kathygriffin is here - NOW it's a party. http://t.co/ETAFDPBT
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The award for Boxed Limited Edition Package is coming up. You can cut the tension in the room with a knife. #Grammys
Updated 94 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Great reception party here at the Grammys. They just brought out the candied cigarette butts – my favorite! http://t.co/pN59HcvN
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Can’t believe I just met Skrillex! http://t.co/nILfpPww
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If you’d like to see me lose two Grammys LIVE – they’re streaming the pre-telecast ceremony starting at 1:00 PST here: http://t.co/RvFJJ9yT
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Congratulations in advance to the winners in my Grammy categories, @louisck and @OfficialAdele!
Updated 95 days ago via web Permalink
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Sweet - just scored two tickets on the Titanic! Hope we don’t run into an iceberg. LOL! #100YearOldTweets
Updated 96 days ago via web Permalink
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@taylorswift13 I'll be mangling one of your songs tonight on Craig Ferguson's show. Sorry!
Updated 97 days ago via web Permalink
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Tonight I’ll be on @CraigyFerg. Yes, LITERALLY ON HIM. Also, his show. #TLLS
Updated 97 days ago via web Permalink
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Christina Hendricks is Ginger. @ZooeyDeschanel is Mary Ann. #CastingTheGilligansIslandMovie
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"An extinction level event threatens mankind...the world has only one hope left... Teddy Ruxpin." #SuperBowlMovieAd
Updated 101 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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But... Sunday's my laundry day! http://t.co/BapDlSB0
Updated 102 days ago via web Permalink
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