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AGAIN, on my walk in Manhattan, I caught my reflection in a shop window, and, just for a second, I thought I was two-dimensional.
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Walking in Manhattan today, I inadvertently caught my reflection, and, just for a moment, I mistook myself for a plate glass window.
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Rehearse, perform, rehearse, perform. It seems all I ever do anymore is write "rehearse, perform."
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One week to go before @SteepCanyon Rangers and I appear in Sudbury, Ontario. If you like your bluegrass in Sudbury, It's a MATCH.
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Begin rehearsals for Shakespeare in the Park on Monday. I’m not in it; I wrote the music. The music that is hummed by actors off stage.
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It’s sad to think that a Mark Rothko painting sold for 87 million dollars when that money could have been spent on a private jet.
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Sagittarius: See that guy behind you? He's following you. Don't look.
Now he's hiding. You can't see him. But he's there.
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TODAY'S HOROSCOPE: Gemini: Charge it, then you won't have to pay for it.
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YOUR HOROSCOPE: Capricorn: Today, your astrological forecast will be in error.
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YOUR HOROSCOPE: Aries: Don’t make any romantic commitments.If you are getting married today, change vow to “till death do us WHOA MAMA!”
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YOUR ASTROLOGY FORECAST. Leo: Today, Don’t follow leaders, watch the pawkin’ meters.
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Taking my dog umbrella-gliding with my bicycle later.
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
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I shot an arrow into the air, where it landed, I know not…gulp.
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Thought of the day: “Yuck, yuck, yuck,” means so much more to a comedian than “yuck.”
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Cloudy day where I am. Sunny on the guy standing next to me.
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Did the Tonight Show. Jay seems to have forgotten, I DON’T DO INTERVIEWS.
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Appearing on Jay Leno tonight with @SteepCanyon Rangers. There is promise of comedy and music if I can shake small pox.
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Appearing in front of twenty-five thousand people in Indio, CA tomorrow! I can’t believe they can get that many people in a courtroom.
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
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Scored 80% on my SATs! Hit the chair eight out of ten times.
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Neighbors annoyed because I landed my chopper on their driveway. But it’s so convenient to my Prius, I explained.
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Flying across the country at 540 MPH at an altitude of 40 feet.
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Telling you before the tabloids break the story: I’m trading in my in-line skates for a bicycle.
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Rainy days and Mondays always make me feel just that little bit better.
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DOW will drop 100 points on Monday due to Louis XIV’s death. Stocks will rebound late in the day, but not Louis.
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BREAKING NEWS: Ted Nugent shoots bear on movie screen in The Hunger Games.
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Just heard that Louis the 14th died at age 77. So sad; so young. Such a wasted life. RIP, Louis, the Sun King.
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There is a very good reason the DOW didn’t rise today exactly as I predicted. #sunspots
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Firmly convinced that Friday’s DOW will rise 32 points. #insidertrading
Updated 27 days ago via web Permalink
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If you’re ever in Times Square, and you’re wondering what year it is, you can always glance up at this handy sign: http://t.co/AGmGVvUv
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The Steep Canyon Rangers and I are excited to play at the end of May with the Boston Pops! Even though name of orchestra is sexist.
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Fans fear Zanzibar concert might be too near them. Growing demand for South Pole date. Looking into logistics.
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People are demanding that we play more theatres that are not near them. Trying to add dates in Zanzibar and Toluca Lake.
Updated 30 days ago via Mobile Web Permalink
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May/June tour dates announced! At a theatre probably NOT near you. Visit my website to find out: http://t.co/JwwSrFdp
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Dogged by paparazzi at antiquarian book fair in Manhattan, trying to catch photo of me with A. J. Ayers', "Language, T… http://t.co/AwfCDdT8
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Bought some New LED light bulbs that are guaranteed to last a lifetime. They gave me a discount.
Updated 32 days ago via web Permalink
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Home now, relaxing by the window, looking up “defenestration.”
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Unhappy with library, looked up “donnybrook” on Google. Fist lurched out of computer and punched me.
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Returning to library to look up the word “melee.” Unfortunately, flying Starbucks cup hit me after ducking thrown L-M encyclopedia.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Was at the library looking up the word “fracas.” Fistfight ensued over use of dictionary, several hurt.
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Great new album out by “my band” @steepcanyon. I’m not on it. I hear they’ve got calls in to Kermit. http://t.co/gxpdTHEN
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Using the "retina displays" 1.0 in my eyes to see things. Very clear and sharp with correctional lenses. Wow.
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Love watching Frozen Planet last night when @alecbaldwin took down a bison.
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My wife lets me go to the Masters clubhouse to meet girls.
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Detroit show best for Australian fans. Flight over pole to Lima, train to Caracas, mule via Panama to El Paso. Detroit easy 9 stop flight.
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Playing Santa Barbara, Ca, on 4/29. http://t.co/ClPxMR8Q Cheap flights from the UK if you stop in Fiji, Guam, Mexico, & Phoenix.
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@leolaporte Because you care, I turned my monitor to portrait mode and it changed my life. More real estate.
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Having a drink with E. Bunny after his hard day. Nice guy. Has a right not to be after today.
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It's such a beautiful day today, I'm giving my car a break and having it towed around the city.
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So beautiful today in New York. Each leaf on every tree bloomed with life. Every person wore a friendly smile. I wish I had been there.
Updated 39 days ago via web Permalink
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Relaxing at night, self-portrait with slipper. http://t.co/c3isV9x6
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Continuing with revealing series of self-portraits. http://t.co/x536l1rF
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I am beginning a difficult and soul-baring series of self-portraiture. http://t.co/PNvRravt
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We are exchanging gifts now. I got them an etched silver plate that says “Conquistadors,” and they got me some saltines.
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The Conquistadors are afraid of water hose because of rust factor. I don’t think they’ll be back unless they want the water hose again.
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Conquistadors have taken over my front lawn again. They are hard to defeat because of their metal helmets.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Just got offstage with Rascal Flatts. They really kept up! They really did!
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Rascal Flatts says I will have most impact tonight on Academy of Country Music Awards if I stand in back out of sight and play quietly.
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Penn and Teller teapot mystery beautiful and elegant. Makes my home teapot, poured by trained chimpanzee, seem trashy.
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Saw the great Penn and Teller in Vegas. They caught bullets in their teeth. But if it hadn't worked, it would have been SO MEMORABLE.
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Trying to find Tower Records store.
Updated 46 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Negotiation settled. Got shiny beads and store credit at Tower Records to play with Rascal Flatts. Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday.
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Oh brother. Now they want me to play in tune. Jokers.
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Rascal Flatts now offering me shiny beads to play. Tempting.
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Rascal Flatts wants to pay me over scale. I said no way.
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Rascal Flatts has asked me to play banjo with them on the Country Music Awards Sunday. I'm holding out for scale.
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If you read my article on Earl Scruggs, be sure you hear the sampling of his music at the bottom of the article: http://t.co/1KJ2PvyH
Updated 49 days ago via web Permalink
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Earl Scruggs, the most important banjo player who ever lived, has passed on. http://t.co/1KJ2PvyH
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SPOILER ALERT: Saw The Hunger Games last night. I loved it when they sank the boat at the end.
Updated 50 days ago via Mobile Web Permalink
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We made it @Steepcanyon and I have been on the Billboard top ten bluegrass chart for one year! http://t.co/DDsbcvnE Rare Bird Alert.
Updated 51 days ago via web Permalink
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The sky is green. This is Steve Martin and I have personally approved this Tweet.
Updated 52 days ago via web Permalink
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Trying now to get it back together for dinner with trusting wife so she does not call Hollywood emergency make-up team.
Updated 53 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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As of early evening, my morning perfection has given way to Dorian Gray hideousness.
Updated 53 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Gained three inches in waist while driving.
Updated 53 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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It's after lunch now and I'm staring to look awful.
Updated 53 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Usually I tweet for others, but today, I tweet just for myself: Steve, you look wonderful today.
Updated 53 days ago via web Permalink
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If you see "The Hunger Games" this weekend be sure you eat something first.
Updated 54 days ago via Mobile Web Permalink
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Using a computer now instead of a bobble head doll. So much faster.
Updated 56 days ago via web Permalink
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Found out that bobble head dolls work on a spring and not a greater scientific principle. Wasted life? Not really. I guess. I suppose.
Updated 57 days ago via web Permalink
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Last tweet #BASEDONTHEINCREDIBLETRUESTORY, which was BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS.** ** based on the novel push by Sapphire.
Updated 59 days ago via web Permalink
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So many of you THINK you know what is incredible. But my clocks are still set for standard time.* *BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated 59 days ago via web Permalink
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Too incredible to be true! RT @jdshipp07 @SteveMartinToGo started to eat a pop tart but didn't want the 2nd one so I p… http://t.co/fqNInriM
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Feeling sleepy a bit early tonight.* *BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated 59 days ago via web Permalink
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I had pasta for dinner tonight.*
*BASED ON THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY.
Updated 59 days ago via web Permalink
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