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RT @AmandaSeyfried: I blame @SethMacFarlane for this. http://t.co/ck0KRD3gDR // The double rainbow or the LSD that caused it?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
--> recommend the job, as Zadan and Meron are two of the most talented producers in the business. My suggestion for host is Joaquin Phoenix.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Traumatized critics exhale: I'm unable to do the Oscars again. Tried to make it work schedule-wise, but I need sleep. However, I highly-->
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
When's the earliest it's cool to operate a leaf-blower? Never before 3pm, right?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
#FF @barnaby_smith-- he's costuming us all for A Million Ways To Die In The West (Yeah, I know it's Saturday. Fuck it.)
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
@ActuallyNPH killed it today in A Million Ways To Die In The West -- the man is brilliant.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Late #FF - @AmandaSeyfried -- bringing extra stools to the saloon http://t.co/okbbWzRvut
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Someone's gonna go through these tweets later and edit them, right?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
On nights when I'm feeling freaky, I hire a tough chick to come to my house and write mean reviews about me.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
In case you hear a cell phone in the background of A Million Ways To Die In The West, some historians say they had those back then.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
"It's time for a leader who can't pee her name in snow." -- provisional Hillary '16 slogan
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
At car wreck: "Let's exchange insurance information." "Okay, mine are total dicks." "Mine too."
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Waiter: “And have you eaten here before?” Me: “No, but I’ve eaten at a restaurant before. I think I’ll figure it out.”
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Happy Press Freedom Day! Nice work, you guys-- keep doing Woodward and Bernstein proud by chronicling Jessica Simpson's ass.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
If for no other reason than to mess with some heads, Will and Jada Smith should adopt a poor white baby.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
“You know how supermarkets have a huge selection of all your favorite brands? That’s terrible, right?” --Trader Joe’s
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Good for Jason Collins. Now if only a showbiz person were to come out as gay, we’d really be in business.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
“Wow, if only I could watch this book in 3D!” -- no readers of “The Great Gatsby,” ever
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
📈📉📊 I can't imagine these emoticons get much use. Not a lot of high-level execs texting "OMG how effing sick was this fiscal quarter!!"
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
"It's slobberin' time!" -- The Thing in a nursing home
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Finally got around to reading Stephen King's 11/22/63-- a truly compelling, beautiful story. Highly recommend it.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @chrisobelll: @SethMacFarlane Be honest. Should I buy this right now? http://t.co/pZmKAm4dAz // Fuck yes
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Filming A Million Ways to Die in the West. Fun being in a climate where you have to drink 9,000 glasses of water a day or you drop dead.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @KaleyCuoco: Im sorry i dont even know this dog but it's hysterical. http://t.co/s8wRNnBVUA // I know that dog. He's VERY conservative.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Love my pals at Fox, but the fact that a Big Bang Theory RERUN just beat American Idol delights me. Yay scripted shows. Boo reality shows.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Yeah no, it's cool, we'll go around. http://t.co/xi1KypGGo0
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @Shaithis72: Seth i just downloaded your movie "Ted" for free. // I vow that I will not rest until I see you behind bars.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @MissSamanthaD: @SethMacFarlane what is that one movie you can watch over and over? // Defending Your Life. @AlbertBrooks
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @Crispins_Canvas: @SethMacFarlane Whats your favorite album? I want to expand my musical horizons // Sinatra - In The Wee Small Hours
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The edited Family Guy clip currently circulating is abhorrent. The event was a crime and a tragedy, and my thoughts are with the victims.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
I think President John Tyler would've been a Belieber.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
On the Iranian Muppet Show, Miss Piggy is edited out, for multiple reasons.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
It's appalling how Michelle Obama has become such a shameless shill for Big Vegetable.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Famous Film Quotes, “The Notebook”: “Notebook notebook notebook rainy kiss notebook.” (I haven’t seen “The Notebook”)
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
My pal John Wilson's new album is now available on itunes -- one of the best orchestras in the world. http://t.co/XxlESddati
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
If Robert Redford needs to cash a check and doesn’t have his ID, I bet his jeans and jean-shirt are also acceptable.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
RT @bbecc: @SethMacFarlane Hey is this your new tatt?!??? http://t.co/BYbuvdYlWn // No, but that pic makes me hungry for some Italian ice.
SethMacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
If TV and movies went away and I was forced to work as a construction crane operator, that'd be fucking cool.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
When the doctor with the defibrillator yells “clear!”, I bet the other MDs are like, “I know, asshole, I’m a doctor too.”
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
Still not secure enough in my manhood to eat a Luna bar.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Family Guy, American Dad, Ted, & 7th Heaven
#FF @AlbertBrooks - A colossal talent and a great guy.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
Really hope that gay couples can get married soon, so they can finally experience the act of physical love.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
Roger Ebert will be missed. One of the few critics who had actually written films. His opinion always mattered to me. He was the greatest.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - lover of indoor activities
RT @weedsvsroses: @SethMacFarlane http://t.co/7RzlI6R3Ni // Could this be the Crimson Permanent Assurance made with Legos? I'm impressed.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Zestfully clean guy
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Zestfully clean guy
Props to doormen in old-time military uniforms. If your building ever gets in a war with another building, you’re gonna need those guys.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Zestfully clean guy
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Zestfully clean guy
I would love for there to be a Ryan Gosling movie in which he quietly broods, but fat chance of that, right?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
North Korea is basically Scrappy-Doo with nukes.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
Any of you guys ever direct a western? How’d you keep the horses’ dicks out of the shot?
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
“Jesus, it’s been a few days since you’ve risen, so… gonna get your own place anytime soon?” --the apostle with the best couch
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - executive assistant to Arvin Sloane
The new North Dakota abortion law: life begins when the man gets a half-chub. #blueballsismurder
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
“…I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a glass of Turning Leaf.” --Hannibal on a budget
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
#FF @annemurray1 - because Stewie wants you to get lost in some Anne.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - creator of Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - creator of Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher
Time for another fun-filled morning of trying to give my cat medicine & then looking like I just had rough angry sex.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - I sell shower curtain rings.
In 1996, the US enacted DOMA, and Cartoon Network premiered Dexter's Laboratory. The wrong one is still alive.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Prince of Wales
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Prince of Wales
Supreme Court, stop acting like cowards. Now IS the time for a broad ruling to make the leap into the 20th century. --Sincerely, the 21st.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Prince of Wales
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Prince of Wales
Eventually they'll make a M*A*S*H out of today's wars. I wonder who'll play the wisecracking "Hawkeye" drone.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Host of the 2013 NAACP Image Awards
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - Host of the 2013 NAACP Image Awards
Victor Garber is Charlie Brown all grown up. http://t.co/BF6sRodMs2
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Now if we can just get it up to 88 mph... http://t.co/i4ohRluE3x
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
In pre-production for A Million Ways To Die in the West. My horse hasn't kicked me yet, but he did say he hates Family Guy past season 3.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Yeah, that's not a ghost in that photo you took.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Remember when Bradley Cooper was Bamm-Bamm? http://t.co/fjie69HNjW
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @rcaponetto: Watching season 10 of Family Guy. @SethMacFarlane 's dad is so hilarious! I love him! // Follow him at @DadMacFarlane
SethMacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @shadykelley: Family Guy makes much more sense when drunk. // From our end too.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
SethMacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
To signal the conclave had not reached a decision, they released black smoke from a chimney and emptied 400 styrofoam cups into the street.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @BreeJess: @SethMacFarlane has there been an episode like this? #FamilyGuy http://t.co/WBhODpkZXV // "Wasted Talent" uses it.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@arianamazz: Is it weird that I want @SethMacFarlane to make a music album // I humbly direct you to Music Is Better Than Words on iTunes
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Yes, Hertz, could I please get a car that smells like what the last guy ate? Oh, that comes standard? Okay, thanks.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Actually, drink just half a cup of coffee and Dizzy Fingers will have the same effect.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Drink ten cups of coffee and download "Dizzy Fingers" by the Carpenters. You will never need cocaine.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Damn, All In The Family makes up for every subsequent terrible sitcom. Kills me any hour of any day.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Regarding the below RT, just being in the same room with myself makes me want to fucking throw up.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
We've decided to make Ted 3, but not Ted 2.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
"You should bring me home so I can block up your basement forever. We'll play maybe 4 times." --pool tables
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Theory: They're not really drug testing the urine that athletes give. There's just someone somewhere way into black guy pee.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Hey press-- y'know that frenzy you whipped up over the Oscars? Try using the same zeal over climate change. Just once. Make yourself useful.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Kim Jong Un's instructions for his hairstylist: "1890's saloon bartender" http://t.co/maM08BSiPH
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT@Flyovergirl: Spent the past hour listening to Ann Druyan. @SethMacFarlane, Please tell her she's extraordinary. // She's truly brilliant.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“So the prince tried the glass slipper on every foot in the kingdom, and then finally put it on Cinderella, who immediately died of staph.”
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
I mean, is this too much to ask, New York Times? It could be called "Piano Pie Pickle" http://t.co/yOKxqCLywo
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Declaring the Harlem Shake over is, itself, over.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Dear you two guys: I beg you. Please, please PLEASE let me watch you move a piano up a flight of stairs. http://t.co/wE8FG8zq58
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
“RUB A DUB DUB / THREE MEN IN A TUB / FULLY CLOTHED AND WITH, LIKE, PLENTY OF SPACE IN BETWEEN” --straight nursery rhymes
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Ex-Pope. New Pope. Roommates. NBC. Thursday nights. Get there.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
You guys know that was just Part 1 of the Oscars, right? The whole rest of the 3-parter is still coming!
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
A sure sign of our overly-sensitive era is that my iTunes lists that song from South Pacific as "A C*ck-Eyed Optimist"
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
So, are female comics no longer allowed to joke about men keeping their brains in their dicks? Didn't think so. Let's all enjoy a beer.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Wow-- thanks for all the props on my Twitter! Ladies and gents, you are the swellest and I love ya.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Oscars is basically the Kobayashi Maru test.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @CrusePhoto: @SethMacFarlane Would you host the #Oscars again if asked? // No way. Lotta fun to have done it, though.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
Interesting article about the press' anger over the Boobs song:
http://t.co/xR7XTr8DEC
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
My cat said the show went well. http://t.co/PEqaOK4Al3
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @Cutiee4411: @SethMacFarlane this is the best thing ever. http://t.co/0HPSdxHl // Quick, somebody write this movie for Kevin James.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
RT @bbbbbadone: luv the Ann Frank refs. Gawd, I somehow knew all the words. Scary!! // You may want to proofread that.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
In answer to you all: my dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid. Inspiration for the episode.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
FF @DavidAGoodman - Family Guy writer & beloved Hebrew
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - based on the novel Push by Sapphire
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