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@Janefonda @kylieminogue it's true jane you look like a million bucks.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
no time for complacency remember to actively support liberal smart dem's for congress and senate to affect real change… http://t.co/L0ytjmvx
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Miss Lily’s Bake Shop & Melvin’s Juice Box in Greenwich Village - http://t.co/zURODVjy Melvin is my juice man "no doubt"
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
hi dottie you are bringing it baby @dotmariejones me and the girls are watching you and loving you too.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
i feel like #coachbeiste is gonna take care of business @dotmariejones
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
my boys are gonna be with me @CalArtsREDCAT @asticks @MikeManning85 #timbutterworth a splash of @jayjoetweets @Leisha_Hailey girl power
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Sexy roof top lounge the perfect summer escape http://t.co/nhxEpomj
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Can't wait to return to Los Angeles @CalArtsREDCAT
May 30 - June 3 http://t.co/FvKffTQy
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
A girl poses with an umbrella on the high line http://t.co/a6IxM9Yw
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Just Added! Cache Creek Casino in Brooks, CA
July 7 8pm On Sale Now
@CacheCreekCR http://t.co/QL22uncP
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
"yo yo bitch, it's saundra again!" thank you darling. my roaming friend in a blue car in the neighborhood.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
we'll be celebrating mother's day with the incomparable #michelelee mother knows best.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
"there must have been dust on those mints" my mother. las vegas 1981. from the shapes and forms studios.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
mothers everywhere this is your day to celebrate the patience love sacrifice and brilliance it takes to raise a solid kid, enjoy.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
cast of dreams included @OfficialALT #goldameir & @IsaacMizrahi with his new puppy min-pin "your teeth are as white as cauliflower" i said.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
the dems are calling "hello homosexuals give us your dough!"
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SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Bev Perdue, North Carolina Governor, On Amendment 1 Passage: 'We Look Like Mississippi' We love you Bev!
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#FF @taradublinrocks give this smart lady a job in portland oregon right now.
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#FF @TheRealRoseanne forever our first lady president.
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SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#FF @FatherWizard @Alison_Basar @GardnerMichael @MarkSlicker @davidbrind @dotmariejones @bridgettamanda
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SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @ColbertMD @lori_goldstein @cheyennejackson @lizzwinstead @mrdavehill @belindaofficial @rosannecash @nancyfranklin @mxjustinVbond
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
calling my mother brushing georges teeth watching #modernfamily what a night!
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SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Another great book @mrdavehill #tastefulnudes I endorse the fabulousness that is Dave hill but remember he can be crue… http://t.co/IhiD6phc
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
I can't put it down #lizzfreeordie grab it and make yourself cozy Lizz is a laugh riot brilliant moving dead on http://t.co/2reoKtko
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
'Sandrology' debuts @CalArtsREDCAT in just a few short weeks!
May 30 - June 3 http://t.co/MedetHtp
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
go directly to iTunes for @cheyennejackson new single and album #drive gorgeous sexy tremendous!
Updated 6 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
my ladies comin on strong @lizzwinstead on @maddow smart smarter smartest and fun and crazy and super real love you both!
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
viva Obama who has just endorsed gay marriage. right on time drop a dime blow your mind.
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#richardavedon not to be missed when in NYC #larrygagosian Warhol Vietnam beat poets and more http://t.co/EafFl7au
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Can't wait to see you Seattle! "I Love Being Me, Don't You?" @TheTripleDoor June 21 - 23 for 5 Shows! http://t.co/r3mBcIFp
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
on another note where are #christinaaguilara pants?
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
and now for the good new @jermainepaul just won the #voice he deserved it. congratulations brother.
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
it's all the same soup of fear ignorance inability to evolve and too much time to meddle int everyone else's affairs. #inequalityinnc
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
North Carolina Passes Gay Marriage Ban. time will not stand still, now you're just going to have to catch up. so sad for you.
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
In case you missed my #GCB episode or you just want to watch it again, here it is in its entirety. http://t.co/GCxk4pee
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
You'll be seeing me In a tiny #thombrowne suit and it will delight you http://t.co/LdSVmQFB
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Updated 10 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
celebrating cinco de mayo the day i arrived in l a in 1974 to begin my career, so it is a double day of fun for mama!
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Jan Brewer Signs Planned Parenthood Funding Ban Another feather in the shoddy cap of Arizona. remember Barry and Peggy… http://t.co/MWh9PtLd
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
i am waiting for the #mayweather vs #cotto fight cause the shit gonna be crazy!
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Beautiful hand crafted oils a new York mainstay #enflourage http://t.co/3b3TE4B6
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @ColbertMD @lori_goldstein when it comes to beauty these kittens meow!
Updated 12 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
hi honey sending early #ff to @joehubrich cause he is a doll!
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
if you wonder what's wrong with our society just tune into "toddlers and tiaras" and it will all become crystal clear.
Updated 13 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
here i am in head to toe @rag_bone on @CarrieKeagan @VH1 chic? beyond!
http://t.co/fbLyf43v thank you everyone! http://t.co/DE3GeaRr
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Thank you baby @SethRudetsky we gave em old school broadway thanks to @KChenoweth who inspired me watch us Sunday @GCB… http://t.co/3yXzOQga
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#toughlove here I am with the kids @stevenbward thank you honey @CarrieKeagan great time on @VH1 http://t.co/Q62jdlkz
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
On my way to #SIRIUSXM to chat with @SethRudetsky Tune in !! at 5pm EST
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Here’s my chat with @CarrieKeagan on #VH1Buzz this morning http://t.co/fbLyf43v @VH1 http://t.co/j1MdrBnf
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Just 1 month away til my new show 'Sandrology' debuts @CalArtsREDCAT
May 30 - June 3 http://t.co/6qCpJTTB
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Tune in to @SethRudetsky on @SIRIUSXM at 5pm today to hear yours truly! Sirius XM Stars 107 airing Sunday 5/6 @ 5pm ET
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Tune in to @SethRudetsky on @SIRIUSXM, tomorrow at 5pm est to hear yours truly in a live interview. Sirius XM Stars 1… http://t.co/n36FRQSE
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Tune-in to @VH1 tomorrow morning at 10/9c to watch my LIVE interview with @CarrieKeagan. #VH1Buzz
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
There's nothing more lovely than Seattle in June! "I Love Being Me, Don't You?" @TheTripleDoor June 21 - 23 for 5 Show… http://t.co/bnlL7BHx
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
i had an amazing night At the #liveoutloudawards w/@Alancumming big night! http://t.co/v0aAit0X fabulous organization for lgbt youth
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
sending meditative healing vibes to my darling friend and brilliant makeup artist @JoeHubrich i have my eye on you baby and it's all good.
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
i'll be awarding @alancumming tonight for his work with #liveoutloud dedicated to supporting lgbt youth nuff said.
Updated 16 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
On a very quiet weekend on a deserted beach before the summer descends and people chatter endlessly about things they … http://t.co/bs25Usl2
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
things are getting crazy #thewhitehousecorrespondancedinner red carpet high glamour and no sound!
Updated 18 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
come down to #barneys tomorrow for a beauty upgrade <cmd_FacialEvent_postcard copy.pdf> @ColbertMD why not indulge with the best?
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
The Hamptons springtime http://t.co/NsGTg7dC
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
House Passes Student Loan Bill That Cuts Women's Health Program. why do these people despise women? can we take a closer look?
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @taradublinrocks hire this woman she lives in portland and she's smart i think she could pull together your world why risk anything less
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @FatGayVegan i may only see you once in a blue moon but you stay with me like the effects of gamma rays
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @mxjustinVbond check out middy's new album another brilliant interpretation of the classics.
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @JimBessman brilliant music writer who covers the scene from top to bottom, he's been there man and knows the score.
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
"I Love Being Me, Don't You?" coming to Seattle @TheTripleDoor June 21 - 23 for 5 Shows! http://t.co/rsNhqp6r
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @FatherWizard @GardnerMichael @davidbrind @MarkSlicker @dotmariejones @bridgettamanda @JoeHubrich @trannawintour @nancyfranklin
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @IsaacMizrahi @benweinertv @lori_goldstein @lenadunham @lizzwinstead @TheRealRoseanne @JennyPentland @rosannecash @belindaofficial
Updated 19 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Debuting "SANDROLOGY" @CalArtsREDCAT May 30 - June 3! Looking forward to returning to LA! http://t.co/3u4N4wWH
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
waiting for my makeup guru @JoeHubrich to arrive work your magic baby!
Updated 20 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
it's fun connecting with 160,000 people strange and wonderful. thank you.
Updated 21 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Traif! Oy vey that's right kids yummy ha? http://t.co/ic0gJpEH
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Nighttime skyline manhattan spires uptown http://t.co/aUMMIcHj
SandraBernhard
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Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Ann Romney: 'I Love' That Some Women Have To Work And Raise Kids Isn't that quaint!
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
you must see corpus christie in s f terrance mcnally's brilliant play
http://t.co/MGqXThhE http://t.co/OdJUWDpC
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
If only someone would call http://t.co/uJDPvf9D
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Incredible @naral #naralfdc @lizzwinstead @SandraFluke young women & men of America step forward and fight for your re… http://t.co/ZNEx4Xf7
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @Leisha_Hailey hi leish! we might have to do it again @CalArtsREDCAT when i am back there may 30- june 3 are you up for that?
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Just Added! November 17th WOONSOCKET, RI @Stadium_Theatre
Tickets On Sale Now! http://t.co/MGPzSLFg
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff the lady who is making it funny @JennyPentland
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @nancyfranklin @Kathy_Valentine @1NatalieMaines @FatherWizard @GardnerMichael @MarthaPlimpton @MarkSlicker hair guru @davidbrind
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @lori_goldstein bringing good taste to the world @ColbertMD beauty inside and out! @Jeanne_Beker no one covers fashion better!
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
#ff @lizzwinstead brilliant warrior against stupidity on every level @TheRealRoseanne keeping it real @belindaofficial @rosannecash
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
you're only ever 30 minutes away from sandra bernhard. somebody told me that today. and it's kind of true
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
"SANDROLOGY" @CalArtsREDCAT May 30 - June 3! Can't wait to see you LA! http://t.co/kQLVNf7r
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Champagne cocktail #thelittleowl on a cozy cool spring manhattan evening with dear friends @StellaNewYork http://t.co/jzODjlJP
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Looking forward to returning to beautiful Seattle @TheTripleDoor June 21 - 23 for 5 Shows! http://t.co/4F39du0f
SandraBernhard
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
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