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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour


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How can they allow Denny's to have its own Casino? It's almost like Vegas has no taste!
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Vegas bound! Real nice dirt out here! http://t.co/8kve6TYC
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
On da road to Vegas! http://t.co/8MIbVXmb
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
It's called the "Fast Lane" not the "I pay taxes, too! So I can use and stay in any lane I want to" lane!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
It's called the "fast lane" not the
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Thanks to all the drivers on the Interstate 15 who refused to move over from the fast lane! There'll be a special section in Hell for you!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Just arrived in Vegas! God, I hope the Adult Mega-Store is still open!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
I just want to go on the record about John Travolta. He never once masturbated whenever I was massaging him. But he was hard the whole time!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
I'm driving to Vegas! Playing the Orleans Hotel this Friday and Saturday!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Sometimes there IS a conspiracy against you! Your job is to find the conspirators!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Don't underestimate the positive impact of complete and utter panic!
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Can't wait for Vegas this coming weekend! I will be at The Orleans this Friday and Saturday, come out! Tix here: http://t.co/2wm9p2i1
Updated 8 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Hey MN! Two shows tonight at the Fortune Bay Casino in Tower, MN, 2 shows, info here: http://t.co/rGc5caMG
Updated 11 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
I think when u have seven kids they should call it no-more-sex-tuplets.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Looking forward to two shows at the Northern Lights Casino TONIGHT in Walker, MN! http://t.co/5NPpAVRR
Updated 12 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
The iPhone 5 should have a feature that makes it so you don't feel like an idiot when the new iPhone comes out.
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
.@ScottU22011 "Are you doing a show in Vegas???" YES! May 11-12 Orleans Hotel and Casino.
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
I'll be doing two shows at the Fortune Bay Casino in Tower, MN May 5th Come out! Tix: http://t.co/cW3M3sDh
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
If you order the new 31oz Trenta size at Starbucks, what you really need is a nap.
Updated 15 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
A secretary in Long Island donated a kidney for her boss then three years later he fired her. How slow does this woman type?!
Updated 16 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Thanks!@pedroG3 @JoeMande You might look into RTing some @RobSchneider material. Good stuff...
Updated 16 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
secret service guy was supposed to pay the prostitute $800 but only paid her $30. Let's get this guy to handle the national debt!
Updated 16 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
This week Newt Gingrich announced he's dropping out of the presidential race. What a shock!, Newt Gingrich was still in the race??
Updated 16 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
The Secret Service under Clinton were more respectful. They had the decency to wait for the President to arrive before they got hookers!
Updated 20 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Hey Portland! I'm coming to see you this Sunday April 29th @HeliumComedyPdx Two Shows come out we'll have some fun!! http://t.co/fPnYwpUM
Updated 21 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Join me! (within reason depending where you live) Saturday night at the Coeur D’Alene Casino in Worley, Idaho http://t.co/iWwHwgqk.
Updated 22 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Looking forward to a fun weekend of shows! Starting out at Wiseguys in West Valley, Utah this Friday http://t.co/Vtk3Pd06
Updated 22 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
HEY UTAH! Coming to Wise Guys for one night, FRI April 27. looking forward to it!!.. Tickets still available (I think) http://t.co/vRXFAOnU
Updated 26 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
“thnx!@LSpachtholz: @RobSchneider dude I have seen all your movies u can do it and kick ass at it lol”
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
“thnx!@Thatsportsguy91: @RobSchneider @NiagaraUniv loves you! Great show last month here at NU, best stand up act we've seen!
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
thank u!“@evkelley: @RobSchneider love you, you're the funniest dude on earth!”
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
“thanks!@DBuck03: @RobSchneider you're the best comedian ever, great show tonight! @ADiMo42 @SRoose69”
Updated 27 days ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Tupac's hologram may go on tour with Snoop and Dre. Thinking of getting my own for when Jehovah's witnesses knock on the door.
Updated 29 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
CBS NEWS: "Secret Service personnel partied prior to summit." Well, of course, AFTER the summit is when you pay her to leave!
Updated 29 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Thanks! @stephenmmayes love your new show! can't wait for season 2
Updated 29 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
One of the secret servicemen is claiming he dove in front of a vagina headed for the president!
Updated 29 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Hey! I will be in Hermosa Beach TONIGHT @comedymagicclub ; 8PM Show http://t.co/oJgCcifb
Updated 29 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Looking forward to a great show at the legendary @ComedyMagicClub in Hermosa Beach this Tuesday!! tickets here: http://t.co/tHTodM3c
Updated 33 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Tonight! Season finale of #Rob! First look: http://t.co/mw1CV4A6 @Rob_CBS @EugenioDerbez @CBS
Updated 76 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Tune in tonight! I'm on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! @JayLenoTonight @Rob_CBS @CBS http://t.co/QHiw2dmU
Updated 77 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Watch "The Baby Bug" on #Rob tonight! Tune in at at 8:30pm/7:30pm Central @Rob_CBS @CBS http://t.co/huDOKoMy
Updated 90 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Tune in to #Rob tonight as I attempt to learn Spanish with @EugenioDerbez at 8:30pm/7:30pm Central on @Rob_CBS @CBS http://t.co/7vxhkfMi
Updated 97 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Backstage! @Late_Show with David Letterman! Tune in tonight! @Rob_CBS http://t.co/boDTa9ru
Updated 107 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
Hey! I'm in NYC doing the @Late_Show with David Letterman! Tune in tonight! @Rob_CBS
Updated 107 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursdays at 8:30/7:30c
A set photo from tonight's episode of @Rob_CBS. Tune in at 8:30/7:30c! Thanks everyone! #Rob http://t.co/Qs39UPP4
Updated 111 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in @Rob_CBS on Thursday at 8:30/7:30c
The lovely @JulieChen and me backstage @TheTalk_CBS. Had a great time! http://t.co/ctXkFp1K
Updated 112 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently starring in Rob on CBS.
Hey everybody! Long time! Thanks so much for watching #Rob. Pls tune in as I'm co-hosting #TheTalk tomorrow. Excited! @TheTalk_CBS @Rob_CBS
Updated 113 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Watch me tomorrow morning on @morningnewsfox5 and @fox5sandiego, then catch me Saturday night at @PalaCasino http://t.co/NmsdHwxZ
Updated 188 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Thank you Paula at @AmericanAirlines for finding my bag! I had a great time in @VirginiaBeach. Thank you @Funnybone staff!
Updated 233 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Please read @The Progressive by @Mathew Rothschild and his article "After 9/11: Less free, more lawless." Amazing...and disturbing!
Updated 247 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
I just want to say thank you to EVERY ONE in Lexington Kentucky for being so incredible and nice! I had an AWESOME time here!
Updated 247 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
New Noam Chomsky book is out! GET IT! Main stream media won't let him speak. He is USA's most important voice for the people!
Updated 267 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Well, my favorite movie I ever made is finally on TV! Big Stan is on Cinemax this month! A lot of great guys in it! Sadly some are gone now
Updated 269 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Thank you @OmahaNebraska. I had a great time! There really are a few liberals in Nebraska!
Updated 282 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Remind me to never have Steve Williams caddie for me! That's one ungrateful bastard! Glad u dumped him @TigerWoods
Updated 282 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Regarding the @DowJones plunge, I am putting all my money in Gold. By Gold, I mean my Gold shoes!
Updated 286 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Regarding @SeanPenn, someone please tell @OzzieGuillen that without dissent our democracy cannot function.
Updated 286 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Please read, "Never fear cancer again" by M.I.T. Scientist Raymond Francis. And give it to anyone you know who is ill.
Updated 290 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Thanks New Mexico! I had a great time! Hope to see you again soon!
Updated 290 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Hello @NewMexico! Performing @Route66 Casino tonight! Come laugh before America goes broke!
Updated 291 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
I wonder what @DavidSpade is doing? Very curious....
Updated 292 days ago via web
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
I wonder what @DavidSpade is doing right now? Very curious...
Updated 292 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Flying over @Victoria B.C. in a pontoon plane! These islands are so beautiful! Hope to come back soon! Thank you!
Updated 297 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Victoria B.C. is gorgeous today! Has to be the beautiful harbor in the world. Canada, u are going to need a bigger fence at the border!
Updated 298 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Vancouver was incredible! Best sushi in the the world at Tojo's! Thank you Vogue Theater audience for a sold out show!
Updated 298 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Thank you, Republicans for cutting the deficit on the backs of the poor and middle class instead of of the 1% of US who own everything!
Updated 299 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Granville Market, Vancouver is amazing. I just finished my 3 hour Salmon coma! Excited about Vogue Theater 2moro nite...SOLD OUT!!!
Updated 299 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Performing Vancouver tomorrow night! Awesome city! BEST SUSHI ANYWHERE
Updated 300 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Congratulations Japan! After all you've been through this year, you deserve it!
Updated 304 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
This Murdoch media misery is completely reaffirming my faith in Karma! It couldn't have happened to a more piggish and self-serving empire!
Updated 304 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Please help re-elect Sen. Bernie Sanders of VT. He is our most important voice in the US Senate.
Updated 307 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
Happiness is not being on Celebrity Rehab!
Updated 307 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
I am in Orlando to witness the delay of the Space Shuttle launch. There is a sweet taste of disappointment in the air...and boredom!
Updated 313 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour
I am NOT DEAD! Who are these people that start these rumors? Thank you Atlanta for a great weekend. Awesome crowds! Love you, Rob
Updated 317 days ago via OpenBeak
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider, appearing in many films, SNL and currently doing a stand up comedy tour

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