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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Can you name the last "Progressive" President? Hint? He started the Environmental Protection Agency...
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Snowden is a hero! If heroes risk themselves for truth and a better society and expose wrong doing. Obama = Mussolini http://t.co/uIj9xcUAqg
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Torture, secret prisons, drones killing civilians, spying on its own citizens...
Welcome to America 2013!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
"A people that sacrifice liberty for security shall have neither liberty or security." Pauly Shore
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
A Government Spying on the People for the People by the People who are Spying on the People...
God Bless America!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
White House trying to say Congress was complicit! But White house started it! Can't hide this time Obama! http://t.co/PebVnhSeoC
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
The breath and reach of the NSA's Domestic Spying Program on innocent Americans is a national disgrace.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Vaccine Laws are coming!
http://t.co/G6miJcZssm
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
You ever see a stranger and think,"I could make it work with her. Or I could follow her back to her car & drag her into my dungeon paradise"
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Monsanto's Round Up Ready Crops = Cronic Disease! http://t.co/5bGSDlnWp6
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
I'm going to copyright "our hearts and "prayers go out to the victims and their families."
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Having problems with your asshole is like having problems with your children. It puts everything in perspective!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Ready to freak out over something?! How about food supplies collapsing by the end of the decade?! http://t.co/fVfiWHtrKD
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Ron Jeremy died. He went out like he lived...fully erect!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Why Iran SHOULD be wary of the U.S. and the west! They OVERTHREW their Gov't!
http://t.co/BB3YGvFB5R
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
FDA is about to take away more patient rights! Take action! Call your Senator! https://t.co/ConVZkahAD
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Baby fell out of the bed! So scary! It's like that horrible feeling you get when you drop your IPhone. Well, almost as scary as that.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Arabs like their women like they like their olive oil. Extra virgin!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
The most dangerous form of censorship is self-censorship. 2nd most? Drone strike.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
I miss the old Adele when she was only slightly depressed and suicidal!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
I feel more frustrated than a fat girl at Abercrombie and Fitch!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
RFK Jr. Nazi Death Camps and our future! http://t.co/yBXetQexuf
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Desperate times for vaccine risk deniers! http://t.co/sqnF8eZs43
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Okay, here's the story of mercury and Autism. Only 9 minutes long! http://t.co/Ba4jpcQ6Fl
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
@BarackObama
The Female protester yelled, "Will you compensate the innocent victims of drone strikes?!" Will you?
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Paul McCartney, still Amazing us after all these years! Fantastic show last night in Austin! http://t.co/vs5rsmd8RF
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
In Austin! Paul McCartney goes onstage in 8 minutes! http://t.co/CQ75mh36hZ
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
How to protect yourself and your family from MONSANTO'S Genetically Modified 'Food'! http://t.co/hDyN8mYqC0
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My favorite part of flying on Delta is when they play the safety video and the black guy refuses to help with the emergency exit row.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Try a look of exasperation today! It'll help make everybody else a little jumpy this morning.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
How GMO 'foods' make you sick! http://t.co/TCuG6M1QPM
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Stop using this stuff! http://t.co/5SPAdwlDgC
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
"Never give up. The most certain way to success is to try one more time."
Thomas Edison, inventor of the Electric Chair.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
This is how I feel after a Friday night late show! http://t.co/wccWDsaIOf
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Pretty cool to be in Green Bay! http://t.co/c9qIe9jxjK
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Obama admits wrongdoing in IRS! Now if he could do the same thing with the Drone program and the Justice Dept. and shut down Guantanamo!
Updated 33 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My first time to see American Idol. I wanted to wait till season 12 just to make sure this was going to be a hit show!
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
By the time the show is over the hair must be like a helmet! http://t.co/psvZKfE00r
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Nicki Minaj's make up crew; Focused, ready, running out of make up! http://t.co/gfeB21TwTO
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Mariah's make up team; focused, ready, exhausted! http://t.co/q9050htDQO
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
I'm at American Idol Semi Final... How about you?! http://t.co/2trMKyeA2s
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My wife just put my rebounder in the same room with the ceiling fan. I think she's trying to tell me something!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Question to get Movies made before 2009; "What's it about?" Movies made after 2009; "Where can we get the best tax credits?"
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Besides the weather, another great thing about living in LA is never having to know your neighbors!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Obama, like Thatcher... It's refreshing to know that a woman or a black leader can have just as destructive policies as an old white man!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Dept. of Justice spying on AP reporters, IRS scrutinizing political enemies, Kill Lists... Obama is the Democrat's Nixon!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Younger women are tough. They don't know what they want yet.
Older women know what they want. They want you to be just as miserable as them.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
26,000 Sexual Assaults in the U.S. Military in 2012. Outrageous! Army officers think Boot camp is Booty camp!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Whenever you feel the wheels of your life coming off...pull over and ask for help. Or better yet, stay out of my lane!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Gotta admit that was a ridiculously great audience tonight in Toledo Ohio! Thanks for coming out to see me!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
#San Antonio Spurs are not as generous with giving away a big lead like my Golden State Warriors! Warriors will still win in 6!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Kidnap Victim Rescuer and Dishwasher Charles Ramsey has a manager. I don't even have a manager!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
71 kids killed by guns since Newtown... http://t.co/K3Pq6THNPE
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Before you buy a new pair of jeans find out how they were made and who made them under what working conditions! Shoes...just go for it!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Luckily for those 3 abducted women in Cleveland they were living next to Tracy Morgan!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Just landed in Toledo, Ohio! Hopefully there is a Hungarian restaurant here that has good pickles!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Another "lovely" night in Chicago's O'hare Airport! http://t.co/hlHMTt6sfZ
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Part of being an adult is not blaming other people. The other part is creating a kill list!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Three woman enslaved for 10 years in Ohio! Finally something really creepy happens OUTSIDE Florida!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Pentagon confirms China's Military is committing Cyberattacks against us! The U.S. is currently spending 2 Billion a year to do the same!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Who Used Chemical Weapons? The U.S used depleted Uranium on the bombs dropped in Serbia and Iraq and lets not forget Agent Orange in Vietnam
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
More Bird Flu Fear? MORE BIG PHARMA PROFITS! http://t.co/Z5mYQRH36t
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Obama exempts Monsanto from Lawsuits! More proof Obama is worse than Bush! http://t.co/hDyN8mYqC0
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Now, my favorite part of the flight begins.... Pretending to turn off my cell phone and sneak tweeting!!!
Updated 44 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
The guy sitting next to me on the plane is wearing a mask....but no snorkel! http://t.co/BAetaYwEid
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Muchos gracias a todos mis amigos Cubanos por venir a mi show en Miami ayer por la noche!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Holy SHIT! More stuff to worry about?!!! http://t.co/ZOin47HEr0
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My dog says, "Go Giants!" http://t.co/c2RWhQmG2B
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
When a woman is walking back to her car it's never nice to yell, "You're gonna die, bitch!"
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Even the old people are in good shape in Miami! I'm sure none of them are surgically enhanced!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Worst thing you can call a guy is, "He's creepy!" Arsonist or Murderer, a guy can live with but Creepy? He'll take that to his grave!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Narcissist:
Someone reading a book about the history of the world just to get to the part about them!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Flying to Miami this morning! Performing at Magic City Casino? I think! Definitely eating Cubano food in 5 hours!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Job Data: Over 200,000 new shit jobs added a month in 2013! Thank you Obama! New employee...
"Would you like some foam on your Latte?"
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
You think you're having a tough morning?! I have to fly on the same plane with this... http://t.co/vDlfasBG5G
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Here is an interview I gave! And I'm proud of it! http://t.co/Kdd7B2vpPg
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Pope Francis' statement about workers and dignity was breathtaking! This is the best Pope since that Jesus guy!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My friend Chas just got back from Rwanda! He was in the jungle! Here's his new friend! http://t.co/bs8HmWlErK
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Asian women give the best foot massages because they are absolutely ruthless!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Wondering if Locked Up Abroad people get bummed if their re-enactment person is fatter than they are!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Pilot said something about weather or weathered! Hopefully he's just talking about the flight attendants!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Notes from the plane:
Must be bored. I'm counting the number of people hitting their heads getting into their seats!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Notes from the plane:
Trying to avoid eye contact with people who are not in economy plus!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Notes from the plane:
Apparently for some people the overhead bin is a mystery.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
If you're eligible for Pre-board and you don't have an infant? Than you're f#%*d up!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
New slogan:
Florida...It's not just for weirdos anymore!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you need a better angle!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Thank you to all the great people I met in Jacksonville! See you again next year!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
People can stare all they want but I am not giving up my Lululemon yoga pants!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
My prediction for the NY Jets stands...
Mark Sanchez will never throw another pass in a Jet uniform.
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Mom of bombers crying,
"Why did I come to America, why?!" Better question is,
"Why did America let me in?! What was America thinking?!"
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Nazi Germany American Style! It's here already! http://t.co/CmGDSZmhtO
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Okay, mother of bombers, we get it... You don't think your sons did it! Well, please recycle...use the same bag to pick up your other kid!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
I have to admit, I'm watching old Roger Ebert & Gene Siskel movie reviews on YouTube and laughing my ass off! Really miss those guys!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Fantastic audiences tonight in Jacksonville Florida! I really enjoyed myself! Thanks to all of you!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
For Moms! Good read! http://t.co/msm26mqKmw
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
@DalaiLama
If so, than why do you persecute the Dorje Shugden practitioners? You are creating suffering, Not peace and Harmony!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Justin Bieber's Tour bus found to contain marijuana and stun gun but not any discernible talent!
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RobSchneider
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
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