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“@AlbertBrooks: A pregnant woman ran in front of my car today. I yelled, "Hey, you can get knocked down too, you know." possible movie title
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“@Jackevans02: #Anchorman2 @JuddApatow http://t.co/8gMOtgF8” the first poster has arrived.
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“@BabsGray: Do you show your tits? RT @JuddApatow I co wrote the next episode of @girlsHBO with @lenadunham.” always. Too hairy to see em
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I co wrote the next episode of @girlsHBO with @lenadunham. Ok she wrote most of it. Ok, I don't even work for Girls. Here is a preview.
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Today @thejoelstein 1st book, Man Made, comes out. I’ve been told it’s great. Albeit, by Joel. http://t.co/MZBHyr94 #ManMade
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The Sherlock Holmes TV show is kind of great. Dance Moms, not as much. I also watch lots of Animal Protection Police shows lately. Why ?
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Iris is sick. Made me watch seven episodes of Dance Moms.
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“@826LA: PETER FRAMPTON comes alive for 826LA! @JuddApatow http://t.co/5XL2x54j” more guests being announced shortly. Gonna be fun.
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“@bbrumerskyj: @JuddApatow hamish and Andy. Brilliant Australian comedians” I know them well. Those guys are great.
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“@nerdist: Yeah, @JuddApatow! You should go on that @Nerdist Podcast!” seems inevitable.
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What are the great podcasts? I need some new ones.
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“@TVMCCA: Betsy Sharkey complains about graphic language in movies http://t.co/CM0Enz2E” People curse. Fuck that noise. Cursing yay!
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“@heresthething: @JuddApatow thanks for listening! Subscribe here: http://t.co/D10fDmJ9” I already did. Great Joe Berlinger interview.
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“@alecbaldwin: We have a great conversation with Nobel prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz podcasting....
@heresthething” I am hooked
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There is not a moment during a work out where I don't want to stop.
I also hate counting.
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“@marialfc: Wtf is going in with this show #GIRLS?? I don't know if I should laugh, cry or cringe! @JuddApatow #HBO” do all of it!
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“@CharleyDX: @JuddApatow Nothing else like it on TV, and densely funny... Fuck the haters! #GIRLS” yes, haters need to make love not war.
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Girls in 9 minutes.
This is one you will want to see.
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Everyone!! Tweet your questions to political satirist @MortSahlsays during his live webcast onstage Tues 9pm PT http://t.co/k6qcK7TU
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“@RhondaD01: #GIRLS #GIRLS #GIRLS !!!!!! @lenadunham @JuddApatow” tonight is the night to watch. Let me know what you think.
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“@RyanPom: @JuddApatow Are you a Mel Brooks fan? I'd say Blazing Saddles is his best.” Young Frankenstein is my favorite, Hackman!
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“@Danboytellem: @JuddApatow who was your favorite comic growing up and why?” Steve Martin. Made me laugh hard and often. The Jerk.
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“@itismenick: @JuddApatow @Harry_Hami @juddapatow I'm sorry to be a geek...but it's spelled 'Blu-ray.' I am really sorry.” but why?
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“@Harry_Hami: @juddapatow does steve carell actually get waxed in 40YOV ??” he does. There is a funny doc about it on the blue ray.
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“@jonlovett: How far down the social media rabbit hole will society go before we all start taking pictures of our dumps?” give me a minute..
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“@jonlovett: My running shoes think I died.” you better get a program or your year will be rough. When I give work out advice it's bad.
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- @HuffingtonPost thoughtful criticism is important. Piling all mean nasty comments in one place turns cruelty into entertainment. ugliness
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- @HuffingtonPost the week in ouch is so toxic and mean. We should support our artists. It is the worst of the Internet. Disappointing.
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I saw the film Bernie tonight and it was fantastic. Jack Black created another classic character. Go see it. Very special. Funny too.
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“@MarcW: Peter Parker. Good balance. http://t.co/NymvcLIs” welcome to twitter. "I like Spiderman"
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“@lenadunham: You want the moves like Radner: http://t.co/zr3XeJoA” I saw Gilda Live as a kid. Amazing. Love Paul on drums.
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“@kaylae010: #Girls is seriously the best show ever @lenadunham @JuddApatow #love” this Sunday's episode is a doozy. My favorite.
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“@CraigKocher: @JuddApatow I totally dig the new "This is 40" poster!” thanks.
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“@The_BenMears: @JuddApatow Well, except for Samuel L. Jackson making gazpacho...” in reality he would toss it against the wall.
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The older I get the more I worry I may accidentally sneeze and shit my pants in public. Hasn't happened yet but feels more likely.
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Unless you have no arms there seems to be almost no situation where using Siri is faster than just typing it yourself.
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I think I am gonna scale back on the twitter a little. It might own me right now. I need to do some writing which is longer than 140.
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Here is that Explosions in the Sky video. http://t.co/XrQbm2Xv
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Explosions in the Sky. Amazing new video. I dare you not to feel!
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“@LettersOfNote: Lovely Maurice Sendak anecdote: "He saw it, he loved it, he ate it." http://t.co/kHActfil”
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“@ZenEssentials: "People admire only those whom they would have liked to become. Their admiration is an ego trip." ~ Osho” I like Kanye
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“@Je5terJackson: @RMishel1122 @1NatalieMaines while I'm pissed about this I still think Natalie is hot Judd can fuck himself” and does!
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“@voguemagazine: Chace Crawford, @Jess_Stam arrive followed by @HBVogue and @lenadunham” I am late. Shouldn't have ridden a bike.
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Look how you all have aged me. http://t.co/KlukEzEA
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But retweeting negative comments makes me laugh too. People get riled up about stuff but no one means it. They all love to be called out.
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“@ibogaine_info4u: @JuddApatow Don't ever open ur mouth again RE: Stern or any showbusiness, U unimportant untalented shit dripping cunt.”:)
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“@nprfreshair: @JuddApatow Judd, that link doesn't work because there's a " on the end. Try this one: http://t.co/3mhDoJZn
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“@nprfreshair: @demolitiondemo @thezacparsons @juddapatow. Here are @lenadunham Interview highlights http://t.co/3mhDoJZn”
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@iamBenLyons @hellogiggles next week will be rough then.
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“@mr_oberts: @JuddApatow Is it okay if I'm not into the show? I don't think it bad or anything. Just not in my wheelhouse.” walk hard is on
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Hey @lesliejmann, you can't tell me I am not allowed to eat asparagus any more! It is an important vegetable.
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I spend a lot of time in shoe depts. I have accepted it. It is like sitting by a calming stream. W/the whiff of foot http://t.co/kzmLEP5Z
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“@MalachiIsMe: As often as @JuddApatow tweets, I wonder how many of those are made while he is on the toilet. My guess is at least 60%.” 12%
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“@lenadunham: I GIVE UP I LOVE ALL SHOWS. but weirdly I have never gotten into the Housewives, just their spinoffs.” Danielle Staub. Learn.
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“@alexandergold: Hi @LeslieJMann and @JuddApatow, enjoying brunch in the West Village?” almost as much as you enjoy stalking bearded Nerds.
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“@maudeapatow: @mindykaling that is the most horrible photo! I don't know why I posted it. Now it will be in the internet forever” on not in
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“@Sarah_Cooper14: Yo, @JuddApatow. Will This Is 40 be a nationwide release? I wanna see that trash.” no. Only
Southeast.
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“@Seaba5s: @JuddApatow retweets everyone. He won't retweet me tho ;( even tho I just saw 5 year Engagement and its the best movie. Ever.” :)
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“@KurtASees: @JuddApatow @kanyewest at which point did you realize Yakov Smirnoff stole your camera phone?” I deserve that
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“@kanyewest: I hate khaki cargo shorts” really? This is where we disagree!! http://t.co/7olJbcRK
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“@GeorgeBTR: @JuddApatow Just saw 5 year engagement. amazing.” looks like we might beat avengers this weekend!
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“@Ryantuc: @JuddApatow I was a little skeptical about Girls. I've never been more wrong. It's spectacular.” Ryan, it takes a big man.
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“@ufrach: @JuddApatow @jasonsegel just saw 5 year engagement. I laughed, I cried. Love love loved it. New favorite movie!” thanks!
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“@HuffPostComedy: Watch Tenacious D's new music video http://t.co/I5DdyA9E” let there be rock
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“@matt_marshall2: @paulfeig @JuddApatow so when is "Freaks and Geeks" going to be on netflix??” never but they might have hogan's heroes
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“@RollingStone: Read our 1998 cover story on how Adam Yauch &the Beastie Boys built an empire of cool: http://t.co/RpRBnzYh #RIPMCA” so sad
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“@drunk_doodles: @JuddApatow be right back gonna unfollow until follower number 499,999” hundreds are doing that. You need a new plan.
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Who wants to be follower 500,000. A prize is involved.
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“@CreepStreeps: @JuddApatow Did you ever find out who did that painting of the Geeks? I love it.” no. I need to know!
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Should be watching Frontline now while family sleeps but I have kitchen nightmares tivo'd also. Tough call.
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I think @maudeapatow has a new boyfriend. He is very nice. http://t.co/KJQeInOs
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“@dcherry1973: @JuddApatow: I know people." Do you know this person? http://t.co/PgS0ximK” dare to dream.
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“@Katamazing: @JuddApatow using that random girls picture as his default picture just absolutely killed me.” I am not joking.
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“@ladygaga: goodnight little monsters, I love you! http://t.co/YUxqOXMm” me too ! Good night. http://t.co/NM7peK9z
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“@KimKardashian: Seriously @KhloeKardashian is soooo good live on @QVC!!! #ProudSister” she is definitely on her game!
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“@jack: Join me in wishing a very happy birthday to my father @Tim535353!” happy birthday Tom.
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“@PhiTauBill: @ParisHilton @jasonsegel @emilyblunt @JuddApatow Is that a sponsored tweet?” I paid her 9 million dollars for that
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“@nyy22342: what makes the great @juddapatow laugh?” the Californians on Snl
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“@rainnwilson: Just Wikapedia-ed Jim Varney. Bored, I guess. Ask me anything about him. Anything.” gross of Ernest goes to jail?
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“@ZenEssentials: "A heavy snowfall disappears into the sea. What silence!" ~Zen Proverb #quotes”
That does not make me feel better.
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“@ZenEssentials: "Everyone is a mirror image of yourself—your own thinking coming back to you." ~Byron Katie #quotes” fuck
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- @chrisrock he thought you were Lenny Henry.
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- @maudeapatow is angry I am singing http://t.co/nWxPuztW
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Enough. Enough. Zzzz. Aaaaahhh. Sigh. Huhh. You know? I don't know. Fuck.
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On from The Hulk to Mad Men. Just got Homeland. Haven't started it yet. So much good stuff. Then Breaking Bad, Justified and Game of Thro
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“@romanymalco: #IThankGod for 'Think Like A Man' because I'm no longer just #TheBlackGuy or Conrad from #Weeds.” or Virgin guy
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Iris And I are rocking The Hulk episode one. http://t.co/Vdb8DZ7l
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Some days you just can't get it going.
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“@courtneybeeeee: If @JuddApatow ever RT me, I would shit twice and die.” charming.
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