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I am The World Champion, and that means this is Judah Friedlander's Official Twitter page. | 202,561 Fans HOT Chance of Friendship: Maybe 9.6 Tweets Per Day (TPD) 1.1% Reply Rate 105.4% Link Posting Location: NYC + Map |  @JudahWorldChamp Official Site | |
Just fucked a female cyclops in front of a Bigfoot. That means everyone will hav a great summer.
Updated about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
The World Champ is doing 2 shows tonight in the East Village at http://t.co/u13GoB7OE7
Updated about 18 hours ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
yep @CaroleRadziwill its going to be a sexy mermaid parade http://t.co/wrZrKnqei7
Updated about 18 hours ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
What kind of thong is appropriate to wear to a wedding in Staten Island? #askingforafriend
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
All the teachers did blow during class when I was in high school. & if you were a good student they gave u a free bump. #the80swereawesome
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I just shoplifted a chest of drawers and two lawn mowers from Walmart. #BigBackPocket
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
My ballsack used to have a mullet. #the80swereawesome
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If any elected officials ever change the refer to "rape" as just "surprise sex" - I will karate kill them. #worldchamp4prez #justice
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I'll say it again. Two Girls One Cup. It's about the beauty of sharing.
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If I was a girl I would have a huge vagina so it would take at least 10 dicks for me to feel anything. #quantityoverquality #sharing
Updated about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Hello @sethmeyers , The World Champion has an important message for you about The Netherlands. Please DM me at your latest convenience.
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
When im president, Casual Friday will mean "work is optional". That's right, it will be legal to "call in casual". #worldchamp4prez
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Yo @PJPOLACO - I got ur message. DM me.
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Yep @tjnordaker is a horror filmmaker i want to do a movie with again. @fangoria
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Be cool and follow comedian @greggrogell
Updated 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
yo @theraveneffect lets do a standup show. call jason. #business
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Still banned from NBA because I've never taken a free throw. Why? Because players are afraid to foul me. #karate
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just went to taco bell and made them cook me a burger.
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
"@LoMa717 my bf just saw you at CVS - Astroglide or KY?" - whatever you prefer.
Updated 2 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Yes @LivestreamHelp I was just in CVS. I tried all of their lube.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Yo @ChelseaVPeretti DM me. I have a top secret question for you.
Updated 2 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I kidnap kidnappers as their kidnapping kids. #worldchamp4prez
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just fucked a ghost while watching ghosthunters. Those guys suck.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Why isn't the woman who invented the blowjob on Mount Rushmore?!
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
3 cave girls just showed me their pubes. Talk to u all later.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just found out my twitter account got hacked. By ME.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Instead of taking ambien to fall asleep I watch The Bachelorette & The Bachelor at the same time.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just found out my friend had a sex change twice.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If Iowa wanted to secede from USA, nobody would care. (No offense Iowa).
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
The original title of The Karate Kid was Old Man Too Shy To Make Love To Young Boy.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I'm not drunk. I'm a role model to children. Heroes don't drink and tweet. #worldchamp4prez
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Weirdest sequel I've ever seen? Disney's John Carter. (Sequel to Coach Carter). #6monthold&15yearoldcombojoke
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Lord of the Rings should be a jewelry store.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I'm the first American to be knighted by the Queen of England while vacationing in France.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just went fishing in a pile of dirt. Caught two salmon.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
My last fart weighed 16 pounds 2 ounces.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
The Princess of South Korea & the Princess of North Korea just texted me at the same time. Dilemma? No. 3-way for Peace? Yes.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
House Tip: Make sure tour toilet has water in it.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Never fall off a cliff while watching The Biggest Loser.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Can't believe I gotta get up in 2 hours and drive those kids to school.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Tomorrow, all classes will be taught by the cafeteria ladies.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just snorted a plate of spaghetti.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Banned from being in the circus. #dickstoobig
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Doing it doggystyle in front of a bunch of cats.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just had an orgy with all the living First Ladies and some of the non-living First Ladies. #zombies
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just broke into the ADT headquarters.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I watch Hulu movies on Netflix.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
The only way I can enjoy The Wedding Planner with jlo & mcconaghy is if I throw my TV in the garbage before the movie starts.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I watch Scarface but turn it off before the last 15 minutes. That its a success story about tony Montana became a successful business man.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
In the original ending of The Warriors, they get to Coney Island and blow each other. #filmhistorian
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
15 minutes til I teach my karate class for strippers only.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Is jizz gluten free? Asking for a friend.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just found some condoms at the 24 hour Salvation Army.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just tried on all the condoms at CVS. Headed over to Walgreens now.
Updated 3 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
How come I'm the only presidential candidate who has named Oral Sex as the Foundation for their plan for World Peace? #worldchamp4prez
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Toronto Ladies, Game 8 starts right now at my place. Everyone who comes wins.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Attention Ladies of Toronto, if you want to feel better, come over to my place.
Updated 4 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If I were to marry a New Yorker tomorrow in NYC, who should it be?
Updated 5 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If ur a mom and ur Mother's Day wasn't perfect, I'm here for u. I can make it perfect for u.
Updated 5 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Hello @Mruff221 I just made a PSA video to save the Mermaid Parade http://t.co/rrE0ygCOOz & kickstarter is http://t.co/aiZUElU4lZ
Updated 6 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
You missed it. At the @TheStandNYC with @Mrjimflorentine @DeeSnider & @shaneisnotabird http://t.co/4sQGFCgELJ
Updated 7 days ago via Camera on iOS Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just announced: The World Champion & @Mrjimflorentine taking over NYC tonight at @TheStandNYC on 8pm & 10pm shows. Tickets available.
Updated 7 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I'm doing 2 shows @TheStandNYC tonight. Goooood club & they don't have a drink minimum! Get tickets. Believe in the solar system.
Updated 7 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
should my garage sale be via mail/ebay. or in person at a garage
Updated 8 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
If I had a garage sale of memorabilia i've collected over the years incl 30 Rock stuff - would u want to buy on craigslist & ebay.
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
thanks for the retweet @mspennypuppy you're the best dog in nyc!
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Hello @SusanSarandon I just made a video to save the Mermaid Parade (which might get cancelled this year). http://t.co/rrE0ygCOOz
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
WATCH my PSA about Mermaids http://t.co/rrE0ygCOOz Follow @DickZigun @MermaidParade @ConeyIslandUSA & DONATE to: http://t.co/aiZUElU4lZ
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
NEW VIDEO from The World Champ. It's a serious PSA about MERMAIDS. Be a winner & watch & retweet. http://t.co/rrE0ygCOOz
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Dear @DarrenAronofsky , Please watch the PSA video I made to Save The Mermaid Parade http://t.co/rrE0ygCOOz #serious #funny #repost
Updated 9 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
RIP Ray Harryhausen - stop motion animator extrordinaire!
Updated 11 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Ladies, my class How To Have Sex With A World Champion is delayed 10 minutes because I'm remodeling a glory hole right now.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I used to have three nuts. But after my Great Fart of '95, one fell off.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Giving a private How To Dunk lesson to the #Knicks right now.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Ladies I'll be teaching the class How To Have Sex With A World Champion at 6pm today.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Never challenge a homeless man to a farting contest. (Unless you're a professional).
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Just mowed the lawn at Central Park. Now going to mop the floor at Grand Central Station. #NYC
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I'm going to Central Park and mow the entire lawn.
Updated 12 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
#30rockpubcrawl @girl__please @keithpowell @nbc30rock I'm having a sex party later tonight. Everyone's invited.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Tonight doing shows at @TheStandNYC and @eastvillecomedyclub in NYC
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
The World Champion in Harlem this Thurs 5/9. Be a winner & get tickets @UptownThursdays
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I just launched a kickstarter project to defund annoying kickstarter projects. Including my own kickstarter project that I just launched.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Gluten Free Pizza should be relabeled Shitty Pizza.
Updated 13 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Yes ladies I'm doing 5 shows tonight in NYC. Lots of shows means lots of hot sex after parties
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Eating good food in #princeton today
Updated 14 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
ME - "I'll try to slow down & sleep with only 40 women today"
YODA -" No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
#happystarwarsday
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Leia was completely overwhelmed when she first saw me naked - "Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!" #happystarwarsday
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
After Luke saw me win The World Championship "So, you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" #happystarwarsday @maythe4thbewithyou
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Dear 50% of the world population, "I am your father." #maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourthbewithyou #happystarwarsday
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
“What a piece of junk!” is actually a compliment from Princess Leia when saw me naked. #Maythe4thbewithyou #HappyStarWarsDay
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
I made the Kessel Run in less than 4 parsecs. #MaytheFourthBeWithYou #HappyStarWarsDay #Maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars
Updated 14 days ago via web Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
Fun show at Princeton tonight. Thanks #Princeton! http://t.co/sGYSaSbW16
Updated 14 days ago via Camera on iOS Permalink
JudahWorldChamp
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
This is the official twitter of The World Champion. Current tour dates http://t.co/atyOWRXh My karate book available in paperback http://t.co/qVclorWv
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