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My Cath Schl principal,Sister Mary Flynn hs passed on.I recall her falling 2 the flr laughing during my very frst show.A dear lady. [{;^)>+
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My favorite part of the turkey is the jive. Happy Thanksgiving! ?8^)
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Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excite... http://t.co/yxSL0tkj
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While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sig... http://t.co/CCC9PNv6
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Thanks @ETOnlineAlert for the shoutout. ?;^D http://t.co/YDk2cbHQ
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While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/VFaMqz4g
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You know who I hate? Judgemental people. In my opinion they are worthless scum. ?;^P
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I'm makin' a few long range plans just in case the Myan calender ends on Dec 21, 2012 and we're all still here. That sh*t could happen! ?B^•
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There's a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh a time to cry a time to stop shaving and eat potato chips. ?B^¥
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I'm so grateful to all of you. I love you with all of my heart! ?;^)
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I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers. ?B^P
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Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher l... http://t.co/BaTnReRA
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Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n praying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
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Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n preying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]
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If you haven't seen this yet (http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ) click it and stick it in your #jimshapedhole ?B^P
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Click here to watch me play with myself http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ
?8^•
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Wisdom is quietly speaking 2 u, through everything u see. If you're getting high u may avoid some pain bt you're missing the real show. ?;^]
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I was lucky to grow up in Canada. Even in tough times, there was always so much 2 be thankful 4. I love it dearly! ?:^B http://t.co/yWvvGhJ0
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I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the ... http://t.co/80n0saUf
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
?;^}
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If future historians look bck 2 the blogs of our day 4 reference material it'll be a piss poor account of who we r. Or is that who we r ?;^\
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Yesterday some devil sd I painted sperm on my Ny studio bt the sperm is his filth n probably where he and the blogger shld have ended. ?;^]
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2 all u bullies out there in wht I now call 'The Flogosphere', the abused becomes the abuser so how could I feel anything but pity 4 u ?;^\
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If u could view the wrld without judgement or the fear of being judged, you'd truly be free bt there would be a lot less to talk about. ?;^)
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CAN I GET SOME #BOING OUT THERE?! ?B^@
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Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart ?;^} http://t.co/vZ2fYc8a
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Shana Tovah, my all my jewish friends. I love you! http://t.co/KAPca8r3
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You've all been so sweet. I'm a very lucky man! #spankyoukindly ?;^}
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This #Boing is brought to you by my super smart and beautiful friend Jessica. "Being Open Inspires New Growth!" ?;^•
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#Boing an acronym. Bouncing On Inspiration's Neverending Geyser, Believing Only In Natures Grace, to name a couple. Now U try ?;^)
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Your definitions of #Boing r astounding! U describe it better that i can. #Spankyoukindly. You r the #Boing beneath my wings! ?;^D
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You've hrd me talk abt #Boing. Many of u ask wht it means bt I'm interested in wht u thnk. So, if u don't mind me asking, WTF is #Boing ?;^)
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If you're going to the 'I Heart Music Festival' in Sin City Nevada this weekend, have a blast but remember, "Whateve... http://t.co/n6Mc0vaK
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Be careful. When u send pics or art on yfrog i believe yfrog then owns all rights and are free to sell them for profit. I use 'Whosay' ?B^j
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Tonight at the Church Of FFC (the name i've given my art studio) i finished a 16ft by 12ft painting titled 'Visible ... http://t.co/aIynlnlY
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Only silly can fill that void inside u. I am the missing puzzle piece. Come to www.jimcarreytrulife.com and fill your #Jimshapedhole ?B^>
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Happy Emmy's.When you're done celebrating good 'old fashion entertainment' i'll b waiting 4 u on the cutting edge http://t.co/8w1l0peN ?B^•
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Pay attention to the space around the newspaper. If the news is on tv let your eyes wonder around the room and outsi... http://t.co/hdtj1mxN
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To thine own #Boing be tru! ?B^] http://t.co/ak3EaxBc
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For a better view of Carreyoke night at Arlene's Grocery in NYC? http://t.co/f2cUNkHL Never let the jealous hearts steal your #Boing
?B^]
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?;^\ New Yorkers have a tough rep bt the fct tht so many of'em live so close wthout bashing each other over the head amazes me.WAY 2 B NYC!
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I'd rather be a lion that acts like a monkey than a monkey that acts like a lion. #Boing is fearless! ?B^P
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THE JURY IS IN! People think I'm funny and original and they want me to have more stuff! Well, the first two parts a... http://t.co/pCX1hly
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Tonight at midnight, NY time, on www.jimcarreytrulife.com 'Something happy for a hard day' Let's all find a #UnitedStateOfGrace ?;^)
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Need a boost?Listen 2 Bono n Mary J. Blige singing 'One'. It's why I love them both. Mary J. will take U 2 heaven on angels wings! ?;^•
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I've always hd infinite creative energy a playful nature n the courage 2 b unconventional bt envious ppl prefer 2 call me nuts. S'ok. ?;^P
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I've always hd infinite creative energy a playful nature n the courage 2 b unconventional bt envious ppl preffer 2 call me nuts. S'ok. ?;^P
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Check out ETOnline for a peek inside the Church of FFC: http://t.co/Y1ndN89 ?;^}
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Correct my spelling if you want to. My love for u is unkondeeshiannnel!
?;^P
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I love each and every one of you goofballs today. U have a friend in me. Let's make a fiest of life together.
Pass the #Boing please! ?;^d
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#Goodmornoonevening world! Here's a couple of good links for you. ?;^d http://t.co/DvQmiyg
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Incase u believe wht u read in papers n blogs i didn't tag my house. It's my art studio, a simple space where i can unleash my #Boing ?B^•
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New video on TruLife proves that if you work hard and you have good friends, u can pretty much skate thru life. ;^D http://t.co/DAZkTmS
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The meaning of life is 2 love yourself completely,free yourself and others frm guilt and become totally visible no matter wht the risk. ?;^)
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@FreakinAsshole happy most of the time is the best i can do so far but stay tuned. ;^}
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The meaning of life is 2 love yourself completely,free yourself and others frm guilt and become totally visible no matter wht the risk. ?;^)
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Oh, now I remember! Forget the past and live in the present! ?;^)
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Oh I know...I was gonna tell u guys tht nuts r good 4 your memory and I hd a guest last night tht ate my nuts.No wait.That wasn't it... ?;^\
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Damn! It was something really important!
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Fill your #Jimshapedhole at www.jimcarreytrulife.com You'll spank me! ?B^•
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Visit www.jimcarreytrulife.com and let me fill you #Jimshapedhole ?B^P
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I must be happy cuz the last thing I wanna do is smile. ?B^)
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Or is it hoste or is it hoast or is it howst?;^P
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#goodmornoonevening folks. Hope the world is treatin' you like a good host should! ?;^>
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Carl Anderson singing 'Heaven On Their Minds' frm Jesus Christ Superstar film soundtrack, 1 of the great vocal performances EVER. ;^>
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This also bugs me. Ppl who say i must have nothin bttr 2 do bcuz i take time 2 twt 2 them. Don't they know they're insulting themselves? ;^[
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'ACCEPT' the fact that people who correct spelling on twitter are a pain in the ass! 8^[
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Ted Neeley played Jesus in the movie Jesus Christ Superstar directed by Norman Jewison, f*cking mental giants! Correctacons! }8^P
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Am i fuckin crazy or did Ted Neeley play jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar the movie? ;^
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Listen 2 'Lazy' n 'Highway Star' frm Deep Purple's 'Machine Head' album and accept Ted Neeley as your musical savior. {;^•>+
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Listen 2 'Lazy' n 'Highway Star' frm Deep Purple's 'Machine Head' album and except Ted Neeley as your musical savior. {;^•>+
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My friends told me i was pixilating. So I went to my doctor and he gave me Pristiq. It didn't solve my computer issu... http://t.co/lBMgSrl
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Forbes Magazine may not care but a little boy said, "Hi Grandpa" to me 4 the 1st time today and I am now the richest man in the world. ;^)
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Whn I wrote 'Ba Ba Da Ba' btwn courses at 'The Little Door' resturant, we were no longer in LA. We were in Oo La La! http://t.co/AcM1cp0 B^>
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Jim Carrey Eurojammin' avec un ami. www.jimcarreytrulife.com ?;^O http://t.co/YkuVvBN
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#goodmornoonevening world! Those who lost loved ones in the Hurricane are in my prayers. May they find strength and serenity ;^}
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I've never bn happier or more grateful 2 b alive.I've never loved ppl more or cared less abt wht they thnk of me.All roads lead 2 #Boing ;^)
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Are u ready? What I'm about to tweet is definitely no joke.
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Let me fill your #Jimshapedhole at www.jimcarreytrulife.com ?;^P
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