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I invented drawings, and writing. I make comics and cartoons that make the world worse. I'm sorry. Name of the Month: IGOR SKOOBADOOSKY | 2 Tweets Per Day (TPD) 24.5% Reply Rate 544.5% Link Posting Location: In a gutted caribou for warmth + Map |  @JhonenV Official Site | |
NOOO!! Cartoon Network pulled those pilots I mentioned loving off their website! My love KILLS.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Got so used to seeing Netflix recommend it to me! "You might like INVADER ZIM." DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO LIKE, NETFLIX! Also, yeah, it's cool.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
I've just been informed that INVADER ZIM is no longer on Netflix streaming! First Meet the Hollowheads and now THIS? TO ARMS!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
S'like, "HEY, GUYS, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT..oh...your FACE."
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
AAAAGH! I wanna tell you guys what I'm up to SOOO MUCH, but then I remember I hate your faces! Frustrating!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Two of the most badass series pilots I've seen lately! More things like this, po-leeze. http://t.co/yT9UdCz4r8, http://t.co/ObRLSPzwUh
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
You guys are just gonna love my new spicy BBQ sauce for cereals! That's just a taste of what's to come! A SPICY TASTE! AHHAHAH!!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Oh, man, I'm working on so much cool stuff and none of it is stuff anyone has ever asked me to do! -thumbs up freeze frame-
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Hey, who else is up? Just finished a little script and I'm ready to rock out like a cyborg trout.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Night of the curmudgeons. https://t.co/bxsoGzYuW1
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Shitty @cunch got me a surprise monster shit! http://t.co/K9KLmBsHBT
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Butt-dialing someone is bad enough, but you don't know real embarrassment until you've butt-murdered someone.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Never forget, people, that you are all human centipedes of one.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Definitely a contender for my proudest moment on ZIM. Trivia: Pigboy originally smashed through glass and fell http://t.co/5kyrJlclh2
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Just once I'd like for a woman to like me for my mind and not my incredible, fleshy ghost prison.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Dunno about more ZIM eps, but I'd totally do a spinoff about Bloaty taking a job as a bounty hunter to raise money for lap band surgery.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
I realize now it's not clowns that scare me, it's anyone with thin, drawn on eyebrows. That shit's never good.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Whattup, hot dogs?! -runs down the line, giving high fives-
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
"Son" he'd say, "never forget what a father does outta love.", and then he'd scream as a jet of scalding hot tea blasted from his knockers.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
God, my dad used to make me the best boobtea when I was a kid. Great rack on that man in those days, and always boiling hot.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Not sure I'm digging this new @anamanaguchi album. It's too quie- oh wait...I thought I had pressed play 20 minutes back but I musta missed.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Another all-night writing session. Anyone in L.A. wanna drop off survival supplies like a bucket of dragon's blood and boob tea?
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Guys, when was the last time you thanked Satan for pretty much everything awesome? Seriously now, get on that.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Why did you guys let me buy this giant box of fruit snacks?! I told you guys to watch my back. FUCK YOU, GUYS! -chew chew chew-
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
As far as I'm concerned, Matthew McConaughey gets into heaven for Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next generation and Killer Joe alone.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
I have to confess, I was posting these tweets while helping baptize a friend's kid. Left the kid's head underwater too long Oh, meeeee.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Deep thinking and the ability to focus during unclear moments is vital to the formation of qualities that keep me from running you over.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
GUYS, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS BREATH I'M TAKING! I THINK I MIGHT BE BORED OF IT! BETTER UPDATE MY FACEBOOK AND UNTIL I'M SURE AGAIN!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Friend just texted me to let me know they're not sure what they think so far of a movie I recommended. MAYBE JUST WATCH THE MOVIE AND SEE??
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Gotta finish a script by morning. Anyone have one of those sky tower apartments like in Oblivion that I can use FOREVER? Thanks.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
If I had to pick my least favorite creation of mine it'd have to be the bat-winged horror that resulted from my doing it with that demon.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! DEATH TO HUMANITY! https://t.co/ZX9g2xk1OS
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Had a 'bacon donut' today for the first time, discovered its just slang for pig anus.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
AMAZING NEWS FOR INVADER ZIM FANS: Just had my first ice cream Drumstick in years and it was AMAZING! Also, ZIM is still cancelled forever.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Speaking of pan flutes, watched Picnic at Hanging Rock for the millionth time yesterday. Holy Zamfir I love that movie.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Just then, as they smile, I tell them "But seriously, never draw again" and hand them a pan flute or something.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Then, as they are about to strike me, I hold up my hand, my hand that is now mostly lead, and they understand that I am their leader.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
When bad artists ask for drawing advice, I tell them to draw with the eraser side down and the pencil tip embedded in their palms.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
I slide up next to a lady, I show her my phone so she can see I've finished all the SIMPLE levels in Blendoku, and my night is set.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
You know, some people say I've let power go to my head, but I've protected myself from that with a mask made from the faces of my devotees.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Gonna be another late night of working. I'll need the most attractive of you to steadily supply me with smoothies and puppy-gloves.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
RIP, Ray Harryhausen. I hope they bury him with a shield and scimitar for when he rises again to do battle with treasure-seeking bastards.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Hey, I'm gonna be up for a bit more doing some work so could one of you bring me a sandwich and a helmet with a nail gun built into it?
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Don't take ANY of your functional body parts for granted because there'll come a day when you're too old or too dismembered to use them.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
“Fear (Immersion Therapy Mix)” by Tettix is my new jam. http://t.co/r4Grks20li
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Thanks to an awesome typo in a recent Star Trek TNG text, your collective name for the month of May is 'GORGO LAFORCE'.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Collective Follower Name of the Month: Gorgo LaForce
I just ate a hunk of cake off the floor, ladies. Call me!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Any of you out there actually give a fuck about what passes for villains in superhero movies? I respect evil too much to accept this shit.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I give Iron Man 3 two bags of fruit snacks and an hour of fighting off throwing up afterwards.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I didn't enjoy Iron Man 3, but I did eat two bags of fruit snacks while watching it so that's pretty cool.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Bunny deathspiral https://t.co/gkkMzoRaAB
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
This looks too badass not to exist...yet! http://t.co/sw6dMMDIop
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
And by "Peep" I mean a baby at the hospital nursery you snuck into while getting a weird mole looked at.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
RT if you've ever felt bad about mashing a Peep's head in at the store and tried to reshape it so it could live a normal life again.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I have one of those solar computer keyboards, but I cover the solar panels with masking tape because I love the feeling of denying it stuff.
Updated 23 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Haven't been tweeting as much because shit's been crazy and stuff's been all what the whoah.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
And no, you wouldn't call me bitter at being childless if you knew all I've gone through to get rid of the kids I keep having. Rarrgh!
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
They'd probably just dip the kid in batter or something, though, and you're back to square one, or closer to frying them or something.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
An injection that turns friends' children invisible so you don't have to see constant photo updates about said children doing things.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Currently feeling like that guy in The Last Crusade having to pick the grail that isn't going to explode their head.
Updated 27 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Hey, wanna come over to my place and watch a movie so you can obsessively text and check Facebook, because I wanna try out this new axe!
Updated 28 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Sometimes the wait isn't worth it, though. That corpse just sits there and you don't even get to collect the chicken because you're in jail.
Updated 29 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Another helpful thing is beating a person to death on the street and eating the roast chicken they leave behind when their corpse vanishes.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
An imagination is like a regenerating shield in video games, it doesn't fix you, but it helps so much with survival and sanity.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I stare at the title screen, and I pretend other people are gonna join, and...and I set out a bowl of snacks for my team... s...so cool...
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
It's only local play and you'll need at least one friend to play, and I have no friends, but I hear it's great. I...I bet it's great...
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Okay, anyone with an iOS device, listen: Do NOT play Spaceteam. It is too great and too amazing! (psst...play Spaceteam)
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
“Breezeblocks” by Alt-J is my new jam. http://t.co/FYlEItnTst
Updated 30 days ago via This Is My Jam Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Surgeon simulator night! https://t.co/l08C75oGmP
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Audio: Here’s another audio curiosity from the deepest reaches of my iTunes library. I think I did this in... http://t.co/v3yw2IVQQq
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
It's 2013, how is it turn signal clicks STILL don't sync up with whatever song you're listening to in the car?!
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
"DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH DUDUH...BWOWWWWWWWWWWWW" - Oblivion soundtrack.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
It took three writers to make the incredibly charismatic actor who plays Jamie Lannister to do and say NOTHING INTERESTING in Oblivion.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Well, Oblivion was incredibly pretty, and not worse than Solarbabies. I've dated people for the exact same reasons.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Seriously, it is empty! Do people not wanna see Morgan Freeman as a futuristic douchebag who wears sunglasses indoors?! Is that it?
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Alright, about to watch Oblivion. In an empty theater space, nobody can hear you eat this hot dog.
Updated 34 days ago via Twitter for iPhone Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Audio: Was going through my iTunes and found this old recording in my voice notes. This is quite a few years... http://t.co/j511mvjTFj
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I'M DEAD BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOOUUU!!!!" - Best Metalocalypse moment in the history of Metalocalypse moments.
Updated 34 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
'Abobo in Little Tokyo' was my favorite Double Dragon sequel.
Updated 36 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
'A Hobo in Little Tokyo' was my favorite old Disney movie, by the way.
Updated 36 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Hey, hobo in Little Tokyo, you've been trying to get gas money for your stranded car for three years now. I'm starting to get suspicious.
Updated 36 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I waited a bit to feel things out, but I'm pretty sure now that the world is a bit shittier without a Jonathan Winters in it.
Updated 38 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
If I had hot chocolate from the future, I'd walk around town drinking it with a huge grin on my face because nobody would know, BUT I KNOW.
Updated 38 days ago via web Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
“Synchrosynct” by Disasterpeace is my new jam. http://t.co/KODTCIxX9p
Updated 38 days ago via This Is My Jam Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Finished far cry 3, had a fine time, started playing Proteus, different kind of fine time. Games, man....they're the best.
Updated 39 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Proteus is my favorite game where you wander around and just stare and listen and wander elsewhere for more of the hypnotic same.
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Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Everyone I know is in a bad mood and it is my obligation as the only remaining person capable of cheering them up to go find new friends.
Updated 40 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Running two huge Nvidia cards in my gaming pc, so I can only play flight sims to mask the turbine-like sound of my computer running.
Updated 41 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
We'll also be selling copies of SQUEE! from the back of special vans we'll be parking in alleys. That's right...come on...a lil' closer...
Updated 41 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Check out this lil' owl short Titmouse did on iTunes! When SQUEE! happens, you'll likely find it there as well. https://t.co/zveXEIIjk9
Updated 41 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Just watched @davidoreilly's episode of Adventure Time. It is the best episode of ANY time ever.
Updated 41 days ago via Twitter for iPad Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Guys, don't get all excited about that picture I took from NICKELODEON's studio. I was just delivering a pizza.
Updated 43 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
I seem to have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. http://t.co/iYNrxDdLaR
Updated 43 days ago via Photos on iOS Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
in my best announcer voice: "Alright, picture a world, where...awwgadh", and then everyone in the room realizes it's too late to run.
Updated 44 days ago via web Permalink
JhonenV
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
Exotic Cartoon Dancer : Name of the Month: Flounder Clown
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