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I have fallen in love. I kinda wanna wanna marry it. http://t.co/WXS4XKi9
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
@chelseahandler thx love. It is and with a side of Colon plus.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Fun at #NBCupfronts. Donald trumps bitch is hot! Damn. http://t.co/qZXNtF6M
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Updated 3 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Hey awesome mommies. Happy freaking Mothers Day! http://t.co/PoRmlc3n
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
So proud of my sister @Lynette_Aqu for getting Best in Show for her photography art gallery showing. Woo hoo!! #talentedsister
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I had an awesome day at Disneyland with Evan. He's almost 10. Which means I'm almost 90. http://t.co/XL1LMtVn
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Cheers to the freaking weekend! http://t.co/OyUrH8k8
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Thanks everyone. So Helpful. Wish You were around when I was doing homework back in 1946.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
How do I know if I have an enhanced drivers license? Anyone know?
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Hey party people. If u r going to vegas and need someone to plan your fun .. @33group is the best VIP company in Las Vegas! Whoop chug!
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Moms get a copy of @body_back Great book for you. Use code generation rescue for my charity #bodyback http://t.co/y5tXu3yp
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat. -- the lonely island. http://t.co/W4b4Qmdg
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Congrats to my sis @makeupjojo for her grand opening of @brownbunstan in Sherman oaks. The Painted Nail Salon. Book appt with her yo!
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
2,000 teen girls will get pregnant today! I support @candiesorg #NoTeenPreg
Updated 15 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Evan and I love digestive enzymes that help break down your food. @KSelbyGonzalez helps educate families on enzymes @enzymedica
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Dear @JessicaSimpson. I think pregnant women look perfect just they way they are! http://t.co/LrXkyXCO
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
RSVP Now: Dr. Rossignol talks on tough nuts and old cases - Saturday, May 5th http://t.co/zvZz2YuJ
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Classic Evan moment, "Mom, I could NEVER be a hunter." "That's good to hear Evan." "But, mom can u buy me a deer head to hang in my room?"
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I paparazzied a paparazzi. Take that bitch. http://t.co/jhXKUo8M
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Shopping online for bikinis. FYI. The latest style is the bra and underwear look. Yippee..... Not!
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Okee dokee. Who is coming over to unpack and do all my laundry today???
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Do u see the colonial woman churning butter on the wing of the plane? http://t.co/o1eCvTCB
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Dr. Rossignol talks on tough nuts and old cases - Saturday, May 5th http://t.co/GJ70EG0t
Updated 21 days ago via Tweet Button Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Dr. Jerry's next webinar is tomorrow at 6 PM PST/9 PM EST on ADD and Focus Issues! Join @mendingautism at http://t.co/YwTnWaWm to watch!
Updated 22 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
In spirit of #EarthDay I just got a @MyCuipo shirt & saved a meter of #rainforest! http://t.co/OUWvC91U
Updated 24 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Treat the #Earth well: it was not given to us by our parents, it was loaned to us by our children. @MyCuipo
http://t.co/OUWvC91U
Updated 26 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Hey Chicago. I'll be at @ParisClubChi on Friday night. Join me. For every drink bought my autism org gets 1$. So let's get it on! C u there
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
GREAT pic of Dick Clark & I when I hosted the American Music Awards. FYI. I'm hiding Evan in my belly. 6 mon pregnant. http://t.co/KULP5Pgo
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Just got food poisoning from Taco Bell. I didn't make a run for the border. I made a run for the toilet. #ugh
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
RIP dick Clark. You were amazing to work with. U will be missed. Xxxoo
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Hey LA peeps. Does anyone else's allergies make them want to lie down on the 405 and get run over repeatedly until the pain goes away?
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
If anyone finds a hung over red headed girl in las vegas please return her to lost and found. #VegasJoJo
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
If you want to follow an awesome vegas guy here he is. @ears33. He can show u how to do vegas right!
Back home now. Still can't find Jojo
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Plan on getting my sis @makeupjojo tonight. Gonna get a few in her and snap away. She's overdue. #teamjenny http://t.co/LmZQxBaT
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Vegas baby vegas. Pick a number for roulette.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Correct .. It's dog! The girl in India who sold her hair to make hair extensions probably had no idea they could end up on that.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Let's play name this celebrities ass. http://t.co/T3dVbJq3
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Thank u to my sis @makeupjojo and her awesome @brownbunstan. If u need your ass spray tanned tweet her!
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I’m doing Yoga with @Danskin tomorrow in West Hollywood and want you to join me! Limited space, Sign up! - http://t.co/en0UQ4I3 #spon
Updated 36 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Haha @kluver77: @JennyMcCarthy funny, id rather have a root canal instead of being dragged dress shopping with my wife
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Painful chic problems... Searching for the perfect dress. I'd rather get a root canal than to search one more store.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Happy Birthday to my boy @hughhefner thank you for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime. #happybirthdayHef. Xoxo http://t.co/zEFn4GKn
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Hey ladies! It's here! The shoe I designed. It s hot as shit! the last shoe I did sold out in a week. Get on it! Whoop! http://t.co/zuFcqFnA
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Beachy Easter with my peeps. http://t.co/BMB2XBbE
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Super cute warning. My nephew. http://t.co/P0rYqJal
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
This is one of the best things I ever sat on... http://t.co/HbuWsjEL
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Autism Awareness Day is almost over. Shout out to my boy Evan for being a warrior in this fight. Mommy loves u. http://t.co/vtfkBlvx
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Thank you to my friend Neil Cole of @IconixInc for supporting @genrescue and #autism awareness month.
Updated 44 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
So appreciative of my friend @DG_Denim and his line @abbotmain for supporting @genrescue on #autismawarenessday
Updated 44 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Watch and rt for autism awareness day: http://t.co/MzZqK6Ds @genrescue #autism
Updated 44 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Read my blog Preventing Another Generation of Children With #Autism on @HuffingtonPost http://t.co/vDYtZ6DO #worldautismawarenessday
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
This song rocks!!! Cant stop listening to it! Kat Graham - Put Your Graffiti On Me http://t.co/2c1O7oNx via @youtube
Updated 45 days ago via Tweet Button Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Autism affects 1 in 54 boys. We can't afford to lose 2% of our men! What are you doing about autism? http://t.co/VzoB1Zfr
Updated 48 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Yes indeed!!@RJMelman: Good things cooking with @JennyMcCarthy for April!
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Still remember walking to the ring with @ShawnMichaels at WM11 like it was
yesterday. Can't wait for this year's #wrestlemania in Miami!
Updated 50 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I knew I shouldn't have given him so much vodka... http://t.co/zwavYMKd
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
My sister Amy @TheMomsPlace has forsaken me. My nephew is dancing to Caillou! http://t.co/y0AE50bW
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Why are chicks on tampon commercials so happy and dressed nice? Needs to be a girl in baggy sweats giving the finger to strangers.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
You can follow @JuiceCore for any questions. They can answer them better than my ass can.
Updated 58 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Best welcome home gift ever! Thanks Juice Core. You really make the BEST juices! Ship more! http://t.co/09mRL9XI http://t.co/FpkcvIMY
Updated 58 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Funny funny. My assistant's bag opened on belt. She was so embarrassed. http://t.co/T2RxvPxy
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Im coming home, coming home. Tell the world I'm coming home. #LoveInTheWild.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Best buds even pee together in the Dominican republic. #jojoandgwen http://t.co/C07UWXtL
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
My gay honey badger doesn't give a shit about my hair. Just look how he sits there waiting for more honey badgers. http://t.co/YSBlOzqC
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Love in the Wild season 2. Starts in June. This is my bus ride to work. http://t.co/ExtVyS2P
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Caillou was afraid of his first pube so he pulled it out and taped it on his bald head. http://t.co/4rhIGMpz
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Behind the scenes at Love in the Wild. Hurt my hamstring but show must go on! http://t.co/gnzLdT3Q
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
There are thousands of stray dogs on this island. Sarah McLachlan would shit an eggroll.
Updated 70 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Helps to break down gluten and dairy in your food
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I always keep a bottle of digest spectrum in my purse to take with meals http://t.co/GKSL8cqZ
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Do any other moms want to punch Caillou in the face? He's so annoying.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
I officially have no blood left in my body. Mosquitos have sucked me dry in the Dominican republic.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Just another day of guy taking his anorexic cow on a walk. http://t.co/8kMpS12w
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Every mother should have the tools to protect her baby from #HIV. Join @EGPAF and make a mother’s fight your fight - http://t.co/8sH34RDd
Updated 71 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
And we think texting and driving are bad.
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Did you know an #HIV + mother can have an HIV – baby almost 100% of time? Join @EGPAF and visit http://t.co/8sH34RDd to learn how.
Updated 72 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Evan wanted to stand at the bar by himself and wait for chicks. It has begun. http://t.co/ylpOeQKn
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Once again, my writer @PaulVacantLot thinks his writing is hilarious. http://t.co/bmeq1OJW
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
1,000 children a day are infected with #HIV. All these infections are preventable. Join @EGPAF, visit http://t.co/8sH34RDd to help.
Updated 74 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Just finished shooting 2 episode of Love in The Wild in Dominican Republic. Holy shitballs. This episode was insane. Meow!
Updated 75 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Now is the time to eliminate pediatric #AIDS around the globe, but we need your help. Join @EGPAF, visit http://t.co/8sH34RDd to see how
Updated 75 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Read my cousin's friend Seema's blog re: her journey w/ #breastcancer. U will kick cancer's ass, girl!! #motherwarrior http://t.co/u62RNxey
Updated 76 days ago via web Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Tim tebow and taylor swift seen on a date. I guess my Taylor Swift disguise worked great.
Updated 77 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
"@EverydayHealth: Regular use of sleeping pills may raise your risk of certain cancers, death: http://t.co/oYjG1iow". Shitballs
Updated 78 days ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Permalink
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Goodluck to my cuz missy mccarthy!! Get it girl!
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
The scenery is worth the 17 mosquito bites and the unknown creature that slept with me last night http://t.co/xvztLtmM
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
WTF is this? note 2 self. Always turn lights on in the dominican republic when going pee. http://t.co/Oi4thpuv
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
WTF is this? note 2 self. Always turn lights on in the dominican republic when going pee. http://t.co/8ozf9mIZ
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JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Happy birthday grandpa. I miss u. Wish they had skype in heaven.
JennyMcCarthy
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
Mommy warrior and cellulite killer.
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