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Prick. RT @michaelpennie: The car in "The Fast and The Furious 6" has one of these. #SpoilerAlert http://t.co/zCHDiJ23Mg
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I really love the the French put a urinal in your room. #Cannes #DuCap or #HalfCap? http://t.co/LaxL2yQMmX
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The 11th Hour Auction at Christie's to benefit the @LeoDiCaprio foundation set TWELVE world records tonight!!! It was really incredible.
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If this happens, my 11 year reign of sobriety may come to an end: @DadBoner's ad for BL 'NUMS starrin' David Lee Roth http://t.co/9QfMoNgd5w
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Have we finished bastardizing the word "epic" yet?
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Clementine: "Daddy! @Drake is saying the 'N-word' and he's not even black?!" Me: "I think it's ok honey, technically he's a rapper."
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Really excited about this Deniro Farrar Music Video by Ethan Berger — Kickstarter http://t.co/oTaqHjYlSb via @kickstarter
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BTW, is it still legal to change the channel on the radio while driving?
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YES it is! RT @HardcoreHistory: It's about time, isn't it? HH #48 "Prophets of Doom" is now out! Sorry for the wait.. http://t.co/UXjTLxQJjC
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Finally an accurate news program. Watch @CKMasterson's new tv pilot #OnionNewsEmpire right now! Here's the link: http://t.co/lRs9znL7X7
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Excited to see @mrkevinconnolly's Big Shot at the Tribecca Film Festival. Kinda want some Ranger's fans to show up so we can get rowdy.
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Just spent a minute geeking out on @shanesmith30, stammering and repeating myself and sadly, completely ignoring @motherboard.
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Happy Easter, I hope that rabid rabbit shits neapolitan for you. #diversity
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Dear young men, you're halfway there, why not just skip wearing pants altogether?
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I wonder if, on the day he came back to life, Jesus imagined that one day, he'd have to compete with chocolate egg shitting rabbits?
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Lib·er·ty /ˈlibərtē/ Noun: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life.
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We've been revising our "freedom for all" laws to include those, not under the umbrella of "all," since the beginning...we're almost there.
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This whole time I thought it was "March on Madness" and I thought there were massive protests in D.C. So disappointed by reality.
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Excited for my friend @arwenelysdayton and the movie deal for her new book series SEEKER http://t.co/pBr9rjaUCV
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Am I constitutionally entitled to a personal weaponized drone?
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@SteveMartinToGo not if it's a Vonnegut asterisk.
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Looking into forced emancipation. RT @sojustthinking: Another Sunday spent going various places for my kids to complain at.
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I wonder how different Juicy J's life would be if he could say no to ratchet *****?
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WAR GSP!!! Tonight frankenstein get's taken apart. #UFC158
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Personal responsibility is the best cure for a host of 21st century diseases.
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I am compelled to whisper "well done" to hairy faced anorexics.
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The warmest goodbye you'll get from me is: "French exit."
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@JoelMadden this town is too hot, about to spoil the rude boys fun, too hot
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TGIF, and also that we don't shake hands with our assholes. *
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Looks like we will be seeing the Veronica Mars movie: http://t.co/V7W16qCi2W way to go @IMKristenBell!
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I want to see the Veronica Mars movie. http://t.co/YccYqMG4bJ
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No, this is the PEAK! RT @sojustthinking: Ordered a drink off the menu tonight called Roll of the Dice. So yeah, is this bottom?
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@kirstiealley ahem...I AM on twitter...
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Thanks @nealbrennan and @moshekasher! RT @sojustthinking: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. I just decided to be excited again.
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WAR Axe Murderer! RT @danawhite: SILVA vs STANN!!! http://t.co/9PusQsBVZT
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WAR Gomi! RT @danawhite: GOMI vs SANCHEZ!!! http://t.co/lkSVFgvLTQ
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Join me to save #elephants. Let's get 1 M signatures to #KillTheTrade of ivory in #Thailand. Sign & RT:http://t.co/7AzcbHOEsd
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Maybe we'll finally get black box warnings on candy and soda. RT @jess: Scary stuff. "...verdict: sugar is toxic." http://t.co/Okszy47zDY
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Only Kilgore Trout could've accurately predicted Dennis Rodman averting a nuclear holocaust by befriending Kim Jong-un.
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RT @LeoDiCaprio .@WWF meets w/ Prime Minister of #Thailand tomorrow. Tell them to ban all sales of ivory now: Click http://t.co/vHlf7EYB2U
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Why didn't Jimmy Kimmel host the #Oscars?
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Anne Hathaway can't believe she didn't think of falling down. #Oscars
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Best performance in an acceptance speech. #Oscars
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What's the word for phony humility? #Oscars
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Oscars - Best night of the year...on twitter. #Oscars
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Fingers crossed that I win that daytime emmy tonight!
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Boooooo #UFC157 (but overall I'm still happy because @joshkoscheck lost)
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Henderson said "let's dance..." and I think Machida took him a bit too literally. #UFC157
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Let's go Hendo! Let's GO! #UFC157
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Always victorious... RT @ondre: @EthanSuplee rooting for your mustache buddy
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Don't know who to root for, Machida and Henderson are both such classy guys. #UFC157
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I really love watching @joshkoscheck lose. #UFC157
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Dear Fancypants, it baffles the mind, how can you afford those overpriced jeans but not have the money to get them hemmed up?
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Join me, @LeoDiCaprio + @World_Wildlife to say #HandsOffMyParts. Shut down Thai ivory trade: http://t.co/lTD6HUkE
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Thousands of elephants poached each year for ivory. Help shut down Thai ivory trade: http://t.co/lTD6HUkE #HandsOffMyParts
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Sunday is the cheaply photoshopped classified advertisement that works you into a lather...don't forget that Monday answers the call.
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Proper. RT @LeeGallows: Ted Perry... http://t.co/PcbA9fbc
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Dear Christians, remember when your patron saint of love was beheaded for performing illegal marriages? Happy Saint Valentine's day!
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Scared of what's inside. RT @sojustthinking: My husband and I are just sitting in the car in our driveway. Separate cars.
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"Kick at the rock...break your bones: But cloudy, cloudy is the stuff of stones." -Richard Wilbur
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Horse meat found in European ground beef, proving scientifically that Europe is healthier than US.
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Both are incredible. RT @VICE: Last week we debuted the short Bear by @NashEdgerton. Here's its predecessor, Spider: http://t.co/802Lt46I
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I read "Have Mondays? Hate kids." FOUR times... RT @sojustthinking: cc: @EthanSuplee RT @DannyZuker: Hate Mondays? Have kids. #Funday
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Ladies, get out of the house now, before your husband's favorite concussed mesomorph let's him down. #XLVII
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No housewives will be beaten during tonight's UFC. That makes two ways that cage fighting is safer than football. #WarOvereem
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Dax Shepard 2016. RT @daxshepard1: Dearest Constitutional Conservatives, http://t.co/iOC5cBRT
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A guy walks into a beaver... RT @garretdillahunt: (Insert sweet beaver joke here) cc @EthanSuplee http://t.co/dg2P1Ort
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I had some difficulty filling that beaver. RT @garretdillahunt: (Insert sweet beaver joke here) cc @EthanSuplee http://t.co/dg2P1Ort
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40 years ago today the good guys won a decisive battle against the American Taliban, happy anniversary Roe Vs Wade.
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There should be a Congressional inquiry into Beyoncégate. -Meanwhile in India... ( http://t.co/j6QRvcV2 )
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I hear @ilanhall's having a cook-off @thegorbals right now. The Rabbi's are blessing the farrow as we speak.
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But they play so few that it's almost forgivable. RT @sojustthinking: The radio ruins every good song.
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Run. RT @thesulk: This flu is something else. Hoard. Isolate. Panic.
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Inflation. RT @sojustthinking: How come when I was a kid they served me orange juice in a shot glass and now my kid gets 48 ounces?
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I really hope I can make it to Levi's Granfondo this year, hard to find a better time on a bicycle. http://t.co/duIaLWCK
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You're one of them... RT @CATPOWER: Black Flag - My War (Live 1985) http://t.co/J57UQ5MZ
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I really love @mrkevinconnolly's twitter showdowns.
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Finally someone get's it. http://t.co/33jhLxQf
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Sadly, our "militia" is neither "well" nor "regulated." http://t.co/nvhXDcZZ
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"A well and regulated militia..." "well and regulated..." "well" and "regulated..." Also, it took at least 20 seconds to load a musket.
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The rights of those who own and use guns within legal parameters are not worth the lives wasted by those who do not.
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I guess it was another night of charity at Madison Square Garden. #Lakers
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The Lakers obviously just feel bad for New York.
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Oh man, feel bad for what's about to happen to these guys. http://t.co/5T7jBRZ5
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Last night thousands gathered at Madison Square Garden to give to New York, tonight the Lakers are here to take some back...
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Happy birthday @sojustthinking, another year closer to our parental retirement!
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In the US you must register your dog, but not your tiger. #WWF
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At the UN for a talk hosted by @World_Wildlife about illicit wildlife trafficking. Baffling to know that our laws are so lax in this area.
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Les Miserables? I dunno, they seem pretty Miserables...
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A beautiful and heartfelt speech. http://t.co/02nxuyqK
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At last, an honest emoticon: FU
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This one goes out to all the homies at Art Basel... - Miami http://t.co/i0SmCsve
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